💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dean Pentel said:
I've known some very gay men who were real-deal hard bastards. These guys had significant body counts both ways. Yet not a single one of them acted/talked/thought stereotypically gay the way Patrick does. There may be a super zesty homo out there who really could spoon feed people their teeth but I've never seen one and Patrick sure isn't one.
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Dean Pentel said:
I've known some very gay men who were real-deal hard bastards. These guys had significant body counts both ways. Yet not a single one of them acted/talked/thought stereotypically gay the way Patrick does. There may be a super zesty homo out there who really could spoon feed people their teeth but I've never seen one and Patrick sure isn't one.
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For sure. I have have met some men over the years who proudly and literally fuck other men in the ass that were far, Far, FAR, less faggy than Pat is. I would honestly love to see an actual homosexuals take on Pat's antics.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He’s never gained a pound but if he tried wearing suspenders these days he’d fall under 14 CFR 101.1(a)(1).
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For anyone too lazy to look this up:

§ 101.1 Applicability.
(a) This part prescribes rules governing the operation in the United States, of the following:
(1) Except as provided for in § 101.7, any ballon that is moored to the surface of the earth or an object thereon and that has a diameter of more than 6 feet or a gas capacity of more than 115 cubic feet.
 
I’m not exactly a fatrick expert but are the constant vague threats of implied violence and the idea that anyone laughing at him online is going to die in prison normal?
Precisely what does he mean when he says "this is how you chose to end your life"?
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Punished Brent said:
I’m not exactly a fatrick expert but are the constant vague threats of implied violence and the idea that anyone laughing at him online is going to die in prison normal?
Precisely what does he mean when he says "this is how you chose to end your life"?
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It’s not normal, even for fatrick- until last year.

He’s trying to say “you choose to do the things that will result in you ending your days in prison” but he’s a bad fucking writer and should have stuck with “enjoy prison”.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It’s not normal, even for fatrick- until last year.

He’s trying to say “you choose to do the things that will result in you ending your days in prison” but he’s a bad fucking writer and should have stuck with “enjoy prison”.
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I'd honestly love to know what caused this shift and to track down the day it happened.

Something must have triggered the shift for him to go from his usually prison enjoying to this new fixation of his of death/blowing out brains etc.

The Pests did bring up something recently; where is Nikki? The last sign of life for her was apparently back in October, it's been radio silent since then. Does this line up with Pat's more militant rhetoric? Without going back through the thread, I feel like it does.

Maybe NiKKKi has finally fled and Pat is spiraling?
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Something must have triggered the shift for him to go from his usually prison enjoying to this new fixation of his of death/blowing out brains etc.
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Patrick never does this. He is a man of wealth and taste. This is the exact moment you chose to stab yourself in the belly with a bread knife, rip out your own intestines, strangle yourself with them, then die screaming in prison. Enjoy dying screaming in prison.
 
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Patrick S. Standuplinson with another banger of a tweet. #owned
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Get with the program Pat, nobody on your side cares about Ukraine or Russian Hackers anymore. Boomer.
That "joke" is unsalvageable, find something else to make a portmanteau out of.

His political firebrandness is diminishing, it is always the same now. "Nazi", "This is exactly like 1930s Germany" "Russia" "Fascism" "Fattberg Trials" "Pedophile" "Rapist".
Tbh, I am getting quite bored with political Pat. He is still more unhinged than a regular, low-IQ extreme leftist would be, but otherwise it is the same troon and wineaunt histrionics, nothing quite uniquely retarded.

Plz Pat, get new material.
 
Divine right to rule said:
Plz Pat, get new material.
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He has provided so much for the creative writing side of the farms - we now get to find new ingenious ways to say he’s fat, amusing anecdotes about how we’ll end our lives, and various things involving like swamp-ass hot.

Much more pleasant than all we had to live on were Judge’s quixotic ramblings on manass.
 
Divine right to rule said:
His political firebrandness is diminishing, it is always the same now. "Nazi", "This is exactly like 1930s Germany" "Russia" "Fascism" "Fattberg Trials" "Pedophile" "Rapist".
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And yet he went viral recently again thanks to the exotic pepperoni (Somalians) in Minnesota's antics and the need to defend the seriously retarded Tim Walz.

Wrong in every single detail as always child. Many thousands of people like one of his xeets and agree with him every now and then.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
I find it strange that Rick responds to anonymous accounts. A few months back I zeeted at him a few times from my account which used my real name and photo, called him Rick, asked why he threatened to murder the mother of his child, posted the police report, and then he blocked me. No childing at all. No enjoy prisons.
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He blocked you, so you're currently enjoying prison, stalker child.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
I find it strange that Rick responds to anonymous accounts. A few months back I zeeted at him a few times from my account which used my real name and photo, called him Rick, asked why he threatened to murder the mother of his child, posted the police report, and then he blocked me. No childing at all. No enjoy prisons.
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You didn't point out how fat he was, ask about why he still can't match his father in dick sucking skills, and most of all, you're not a woman. You simply weren't doing or being anything to raise his porcine hackles.

Since you won't be enjoying prison perhaps you could become the pen pal of a few of us who will. We'll see if we can't help you enjoy it vicariously.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Off-topic, but HOLY FAWKEN SHEEEEIT :stress::story:
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Fat.
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Does he genuinely have a form of body dysmorphia in which he sees himself as peak Schwarzenegger despite being a tubby soft fucker or does he really think that others won’t notice and take his word for it?

Most recent pictures, he doesn’t even look like he makes even a token effort at the gym.

There are guys who eat and drink as he does, but at least have signs of gym membership in their arms and while paunchy, it’s not that saggy fatty deposits Fatrick carries.
 
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