she’s reallllllllly feeling herself in these battles, seeing herself in all her (garish, down-to-the-nub, hand-me-down-from-Nat-in-2021, MAC clearance bin orange-red) lipgloss, and constantly yanking the scuba spanx back up her chins (even tho she just made a point yesterday that it’s so much more comfortable to have them down under her chins like normal hijabis do, and that everyone just needs to get use to seeing her that way). No one cares. Wear them normally then. But she can’t stand to see herself, filtered, neck and above only, with the “one flaw” showing, especially when trying to fill her void with new
visa scam love interests, so it’s back to the sucked and tucked folds.
Imagine being that physically uncomfortable all day every day,
on purpose.
(Theres a deeper, more nuanced conversation here on that topic, but we’ll save that…
@SpaceAce could probably nail it way better than I anyway)
Aw man, she has a rude awakening coming soon. But I want this joyride (as she sees it), (fuck, as we ALL see it!) to last a bit longer. She’s overexaggerating every notif, every little 5 cent sticker, every comment, mundane or not, with huge praise, bulging eyes & “surprise party” eyebrows/expression, because she knows she is being watched, and because she doesn’t know how to fill silence with genuine talk or normal interaction. Also because she can’t understand some of these men she is getting from her chosen “Arab only” national database search in the battles.
For all eyes, (but especially Poop’s, with the bonus of any human in possession of a penis whom she’s never met before, and also anyone who she perceives as jealous or, y’know…… female) everything in foodie’s world needs to appear bright and stunning and exciting and bountiful and wonderful!! Hike up those eyebrows and shape that mustached (but beautifully orange-red lacquered!) mouth into a demure “o” of joyous surprise! It’s a delight to be in the presence of such an exciting “famous” (her words) (ex) YouTube sensation!
I also find it endearingly entertaining that she’s refusing to battle women. She definitely saw the post here from a couple days ago wherein her prior girl-on-gorl battles (and losses!) were covered in a beautiful short summary with pictorial (forgive me for forgetting the name of the farmer who contributed), and it was just GUNT OGRE embarrassing to see the comparison between her and the cute girls she’d battle/lose to. That’s too close to home for Pouchy. She doesn’t want IN YO FACE displays of herself compared to any other female on the battlefield.
She’ll stick with men.
No comparisons possible that way.
But it has to be Arab men only.
“No, I can ONLY be with a Muslim mahn”
This shit is great.
Thanks, all you frens. Keep the coverage comin’!!
eTa) nuance
