🎭 Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 1,128 69.5%

  • Jake

    Votes: 381 23.5%

  • Ryan

    Votes: 43 2.6%

  • Alex

    Votes: 31 1.9%

  • Emma

    Votes: 41 2.5%
  • Total voters
    1,624
I haven't heard or seen anything from the daddyofive 'verse since it was the topic of YouTube drama mongers a long time ago, seeing those poor kids grown up is surreal
 
The only thing that fat hag Heather needs donated is an absolute whale-load of lead, not money to defend her shitbag of a spawn.

@Me when she starts losing limbs to the beetus, I want in on the deadpool after the first feet goes.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
And knowing his father, he probably high fived his son because it showed he was a "real man".


Poor kid. Genuinely feel sorry for him and what he went through but he was dealt a bad hand.

His father is an abusive asshole, his step-mom was a raging cunt and his bio-mom from what I read is borderline retarded. It's no wonder he turned to food.


As far as I know Cody and his sister are living with their bio-mom and have no contact with their former tormenters.

And what do you mean Ryan is a fag now. He's always been a major faggot in taking part in the whole thing. Oh wait, you meant homosexual. No fucking idea.
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Apologies, wasn't that Cody in the reunion video? Except he's fat now. So how does he have contact with them still?
 
The fact that this thread hasn't moved very much since this whole arrest scandal really shows how irrelevant this family has become.
 
Frofo Baggis said:
No he didn't. He appeared in a few videos on the channel only a few months ago. Can none of you niggas read the thread?
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You could start by continuing down that page you linked.

I bolded the salient facts, in case reading two short paragraphs is challenging.
strawberrygermans said:
I feel that it’s important to establish the context that prompted Jake to mention the urinating in public incident: I saw that Cody posted on his Discord server this summer (he’s a gamer now, by the way, and he posted this after the Martins and Halls had reunified) that he no longer wishes to associate with the Martins, as Michael accused him of trying to scam money off of him and insulted his family, apparently after the Martins offered him money first.

Since then, Jake has mentioned several times in his Kick streams that Cody’s been ignoring his texts, and like you said, he mentions that the incident that caused him to break contact with him was where he urinated on a public playground. Michael and Heather are ostensibly against Jake’s “exposing” of Cody, but don’t seem to be doing much of anything besides telling him off for it. I don’t know if the accusation is true or not, and it honestly just seems like Jake starting unnecessary drama to the detriment of the Halls who, even if they want to someday have a relationship with the Martins, don’t want to do it now, Cody especially.
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Holy shit, that neck tattoo looks like a tracheostomy.
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It's also crooked as fuck. How are you gonna get such a huge tattoo in such an obvious spot and not triple check the stencil to make sure that fucker is straight before putting ink into your skin. Actually I'm probably giving him too much credit that looks like a high-on-xanax some-dudes-couch tattoo.
 
RAM RANCH said:
Here's his YouTube if it hasn't been posted before.
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Rudolf's Friend said:
I know it's a bit of a necrobump and this video is 3 months old now but I was remembering about these fuckers again and I stumbled upon this video of Jake with Cody, and its here that you can hear Cody's actual voice, and he talks about how his lungs are fucked. Also Mike is BALD now, so I guess his hairline is just like Bathrobe Dwane.
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He used to be the skinniest of the lot, now he's bordering on obesity. Kid's clearly got Willy Wonka'd by not being allowed to eat shit his entire life that he now compensates for lost time. -- Even Emma is like that, poor girl.

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Buster Scruggs said:
I'm fairly certain this account is legit, as there's both nobody who would white knight or impersonate this dude, but he still posts "motivational talks" and recently updated his profile picture with a "justice for Jake" one. Sorry if someone already shared this.

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Bahahah, did this faggot ask A.I. to make “cool” pictures of him as a mercenary? Holy Christ, this child abuser’s ego is way the fuck out of wack. Plus 40 white trash points for all the men getting family tattooed on their forearms. The family just gets trashier and trashier.

Hakase Shinonome said:
He used to be the skinniest of the lot, now he's bordering on obesity. Kid's clearly got Willy Wonka'd by not being allowed to eat shit his entire life that he now compensates for lost time. -- Even Emma is like that, poor girl.
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Could also be that they weren't really taught healthy eating habits too.
 
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Man, used to watch DaddyOFive back in high school on their original channel. I always knew it would end up this way. Cody and Emma gone, Jake a criminal and Alex trying to emulate him, and Ryan being the only good one.
 
seri0us said:
Why?
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Honestly, I don’t know. I was a big fan of McJuggerNuggets (Psycho Dad videos) at the time, so I think somewhere I deluded myself into believing that the DaddyOFive videos were fake and just “overexaggerated” as he would later put it. It was seeing the video where he pushed Cody head first into a shelf and the invisible ink video that made me realize they were all too real. I remember even calling in a wellness check on the family around that time, and they already seemed pretty knowledgable on the Martins. Nowadays, I can’t even see clips of the family without feeling physically sick.

I randomly saw him pop up on Twitter a while back. He’s a diehard MAGA and even posts Sora AI videos of himself. Thankfully the majority of his replies call him out for being a child abusing piece of shit, but he still has fans unfortunately.
 
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