🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Ghostface Killah]

I don't hate it. If anything, I absolutely love going through threads like these. If I wanted to come to a thread I hate and post about it, I could've went to the Jim thread.

Nobody cares about your thoughts. Explaining them in detail is just crying for attention.

"LOOK AT ME GUHYSE I DONT LIKE THIS THREAD"

Fuck back off to reddit, faggot. It's already hard enough to comb through this bullshit with these BPD cunts shitting up the fucking thread. Typical fucking 2025 account user.

 

[Sekhmet666]

Imagine coming in dead last after a Gnoll and a Harpy.

If Sam is the harpy, then I am the gnoll? Surely, you can do better than this! I think of myself as a whiskered cat, but I have been compared to a bearded dragon. I like that much better. In fact, I want to be a flying dragon cat like Falcor is a flying dragon dog.

 

[SynthetiCyraxx]

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Thank you for the bloodied pyrite, Tarl.

PLEASE tell us you dont wear those stanky ass perfumes out in public.. i mean Curve.. really??

 

[Ghostface Killah]

If Sam is the harpy, then I am the gnoll? Surely, you can do better than this! I think of myself as a whiskered cat, but I have been compared to a bearded dragon. I like that much better. In fact, I want to be a flying dragon cat like Falcor is a flying dragon dog.

I'd lump you something akin to Hagrid. Like your face is mush, all mush, you look like a vagrant. But you occasionally deliver. You're not a wizard, Nikki.

PLEASE tell us you dont wear those stanky ass perfumes out in public.. i mean Curve.. really??

Gotta smell good for your Denny's value menu date and out-back-in-the-parking-lot fuck soon after. You think this dumb cunt knows about perfumes? Lmao

Edit: I'm not here to be validated, I'm here to be admired.

^Ay, yo, lmao

 

[BananaGator]

I genuinely half forgot today that Tarl claimed to have a month to live, literally only yesterday. The most this thread did was play House MD and call bullshit for maybe a couple pages before going right back to Jerry Springer bullshit LMAO.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

I genuinely half forgot today that Tarl claimed to have a month to live literally yesterday. The most this thread did was play House MD and call bullshit for maybe a couple pages before going right back to catfight bullshit LMAO.

I wish the police didn't seize his Glock as evidence, because he should swallow it.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

@Styxhexenhammer666 So what does your parents think now that you claim to be dying in a month?

They'll be inconsolable

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

If Sam is the harpy, then I am the gnoll? Surely, you can do better than this!

I'm not that familiar with pretend characters, despite having a sci-fi reference in my avatar. You can be whatever Sam is allergic to.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Funny, if this is what you do with current events I wonder how much of that shitty history channel is also lies and twisted bullshit to fit your narrative.

I can see why you'd hate historical content as you have this obsession with rewriting history to suit your mood.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I can see why you'd hate historical content as you have this obsession with rewriting history to suit your mood.

She revises history almost as often as her avatar.

Welp.

 

[mickrussom]

Oh, but what does Yolandi Robotica really know?

C.Y.B.E.R. Yolandi

電脳 '黒ん坊' ヨランディ​

Dennō kuronbo Yolandi​

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こと/ aka​

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サラ ランカスター​

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Tell him you’ll make videos in his stead.

If @Sekhmet666 could substitute for Styx, @Styxhexenhammer666 channel views would explode - that's a promise.

If Sam is the harpy, then I am the gnoll? Surely, you can do better than this! I think of myself as a whiskered cat, but I have been compared to a bearded dragon. I like that much better. In fact, I want to be a flying dragon cat like Falcor is a flying dragon dog.

I genuinely half forgot today that Tarl claimed to have a month to live, literally only yesterday. The most this thread did was play House MD and call bullshit for maybe a couple pages before going right back to Jerry Springer bullshit LMAO.

Yeah the "Im dying" emo NPR story worked for about 30 seconds, and then he got maximum felting from Kino Casino like at least an hour on a stream.

 

[Hateocracy]

Are you going to spend $400-$1000 on a quilt I custom make for you? No, probably not.

I will.

If the quality of the work is commendable, I wouldn't be against paying a little more than your prescribed price. And so long as your progress is reasonable, I won't require a deadline.

As a good faith gesture, I'll pay the cost of materials + some labor up front to avoid impacting your financials.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I will.

If the quality of the work is commendable, I wouldn't be against paying a little more than your prescribed price. And so long as your progress is reasonable, I won't require a deadline.

As a good faith gesture, I'll pay the cost of materials + some labor up front to avoid impacting your financials.

You're gonna lose your money faster than Sarah.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I will.

If the quality of the work is commendable, I wouldn't be against paying a little more than your prescribed price. And so long as your progress is reasonable, I won't require a deadline.

As a good faith gesture, I'll pay the cost of materials + some labor up front to avoid impacting your financials.

The list of excuses will be longer than the quilt.

 

[Pinus rigida]

What shall we do to celebrate page 1000 in the next two days?

Cast chaos-magic missile!
Fly in an assortment of BPD cooze!
Throw our phones!
Command our mothers!
Throw our phones at mothers!
Shove a pregnant broad!
Flee the country!
Torch our livelihoods like so much bio-char!
Retain Burl Ives!

Light refreshments of bovrite, biltong, and box wine will be served. Preposterous hats are optional but not necessarily encouraged.

RSVPeace Out

 

[ShiverStar]

Cast chaos-magic missile!
Fly in an assortment of BPD cooze!
Throw our phones!
Command our mothers!
Throw our phones at mothers!
Shove a pregnant broad!
Flee the country!
Torch our livelihoods like so much bio-char!
Retain Burl Ives!

Light refreshments of bovrite, biltong, and box wine will be served. Preposterous hats are optional but not necessarily encouraged.

RSVPeace Out

We definitely need to lube up our fingers with Vegemite and suck it on stream to promote our biggest and most loyal paypig who sells South African groceries and loves free speech. Well it works for Tarl!

 

[mickrussom]

It wasn't your pussy he licked this morning.

This internet thing. You know exactly what you are doing. Fun to watch.

Your tooth is fixed, lookin good! Question, whats with the chopped seal flipper fingers?

e- Brush your fucking teeth god damn.

If she has been kissing Tarl, it could be the that buttery yellow tartar/plaque rubbing off on her. I blame Tard.

The list of excuses will be longer than the quilt.

Longer than the AIDS quilt.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Nikki, are you a good swimmer?

 

[mickrussom]

Nikki, are you a good swimmer?

I'll take non-sequitur for $500, Alex.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

This internet thing. You know exactly what you are doing. Fun to watch.

Your tooth is fixed, lookin good! Question, whats with the chopped seal flipper fingers?


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If she has been kissing Tarl, it could be the that buttery yellow tartar/plaque rubbing off on her. I blame Tard.


Longer than the AIDS quilt.

Let's start off with those fingernails, those things got pesticides, bacteria, algae, and a whole lot of radioactive shit under those fucking things.