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[Dr. Butt]

The only mass teenage fistfight I've ever witnessed in which both "nigga" and "blyat" were uttered. Cultural enrichment at its finest.

It's also a great place to play Spot the Pornographic Tattoo. Bonus points if the wearer has small children with them.

I already bought tickets. You don't need to keep trying to sell me on it!

 

[Clotso Coof]

Six Flags New England is the only real option near them

Where are they? There are smaller theme parks all over the country, not just the big names. Look at Story Land in New Hampshire as an example. That's charming and themed beautifully.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Where are they? There are smaller theme parks all over the country, not just the big names. Look at Story Land in New Hampshire as an example. That's charming and themed beautifully.

Story Land is only open May-September.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Six Flags New England is the only real option near them and it's essentially a small trailer park with a couple shitty roller coasters attached.

Six flags New England is a fucking horror show and it’s only open a few months out of the year. So when it’s open you’re waiting 2+ hours to ride anything. And they most certainly couldn’t if I fits I sits on 90% of the rides.

 

[Dr. Butt]

horror show

reeeeeeee
in the book it means the opposite of how you're using it
fag

 

[Catto Gatto]

reeeeeeee
in the book it means the opposite of how you're using it
fag

I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s certainly great creature watching for people like us, but it’s not fun if you’re a morbidly obese, Disney obsessed adult toddler

 

[The Lychee Queen 2.0]

The gals seem mostly harmless, a little annoying but they seem to enjoy their ride towards slow death.

Question: if you had to choose between Anna, Tess and our PSPH gorls, who would you rather go with?

Probably Anna.

Tess is arrogant and dumb as hell and probably can't even read, but her bad attitude is a dime a dozen. Meh. The PSPH, outside of their water buffalo-esque ability to graze all damn day, have really milquetoast affects. None of their personalities stand out to me, to the point that I can't even keep straight who is who, besides Deanna and Steph. They'd be boring.

Now Anna - Anna is special. A true grotesque who constantly short-circuits in public. It'd be an incredibly surreal experience I'd remember with awe for the rest of my life. And I could probably get some stuff out of it. She'd be so desperate to have a NEW BEST FRIEND that she'd buy me shit and take me out to the nice places to eat. I can nibble just enough off of her twelve courses and eight deserts that I don't vomit from the sheer amount of junk food I'd have to ingest. Plus she'd probably pass out by 1 pm.

Yeah. Anna.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s certainly great creature watching for people like us, but it’s not fun if you’re a morbidly obese, Disney obsessed adult toddler

yes, and "not fun" is the opposite of horrorshow, which is also not even a noun
this is basic stuff, boys

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The PSPH crew aren't as obviously detestable as either Tess or Anna, but there's four of them sharing three brain cells, and I don't hate myself and believe I deserve to suffer like that.

They're annoying as hell but underneath it all they're relatively harmless.

What actual harm to society are they doing by going to Disney and eating a fuck ton of food? I mean I don't get the appeal of it but that's just me.

"not fun" is the opposite of horrorshow, which is also not even a noun

You're right, it's an an adjective as spoken by Alex Delarge and his droogs.

EDIT: Double post.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Alex Delarge

wrong again! he's got no surname in the book

 

[Plethora+]

Question: if you had to choose between Anna, Tess and our PSPH gorls, who would you rather go with?

I'm also going to have to say Anna.

PSPH are mind numbingly boring. I like the idea that they share 3 brain cells. That tracks.

Tess would make me want to beat her senseless with whatever comes to hand.

Anna actually DOES things and GOES places. As long as I keep tossing her an uncrustable every so often I'll have a good time. The best part of hanging out with Anna is giving Data the best day of his life! I want to see that dog look happy.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

wrong again! he's got no surname in the book
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I'm aware of that but most haven't read the book.

 

[vlcsr]

I’m gonna go with the PSPH girls. I probably could not bring myself to remain civil with Tess or Anna, which would short-circuit the whole thing immediately. Besides Katie and Stephanie being annoying, the rest of them seem fairly easy to get along with. The constant stopping for food would get annoying but you’d have to do that with any of the choices.

There’s also Canobie Lake in NH but tbh most New England theme parks and fairs are not very good. Mini golf and apple picking is where it’s at imo (though obviously only some months of the year).

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm aware of that but most haven't read the book.

what

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Im gonna go with the park hoppers. Sure they're a little annoying, but they don't seem like bad people (yet.) I'd rather stick it out with a group of people who are annoying but overall nice than a complete cunt.

 

[Battery Low]

Tess. Anna would be needy and want attention, to control everywhere we went, even what we wore AND demand help to film it. She would get drunk and probably have a psychosomatic shrimp episode the moment I wanted to deviate from what she wanted to do.

PSPH would do my nut after 5 mins but Tess is such a self involved vortex that you could easily just park her in easy reach of food, booze and tictock and she wouldn't notice or care that I'd wandered off to enjoy my day.

 

[FarmVille]

I would choose Tess because I think total amount of stink would be the least.

Anna can be smelled through photos, PSPHs are multiple fats so multiple stinks.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Some girl thought she saw our PSPH crew in their natural habitat at Disneyworld. She did not. I certainly hope that was a wake up call for those three women, but it probably wasn’t.

 

[I call shenanigans]

FYI, Tammy Lemon got monetisation again on her second appeal. There’s now a “Join” button back on her channel. She did continue to post on her channel during the three months she was demonetised, including participating in vlogmas.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Question: if you had to choose between Anna, Tess and our PSPH gorls, who would you rather go with?

Definitely the Park Hoppers. Tess and Anna both seem like way, way too fucking much to deal with and I'd end up having to emotionally babysit them. Ironically, the PSPH seem much more stable and low-drama. I'd be curious what the behind-the-scenes with them is like.