📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pisslord]

Sean Andalou you missed a gem in the fourth comment there

thank you SO much for adding this, seriously. i cannot even begin to name how many times ive been told to rethink my identity as a binary trans man simply because i refuse to cut my hair & occasionally wear dresses. let people express themselves!

it’s so close to being satire that I’m not sure if it is or not

 

[AMHOLIO]

Sean Andalou you missed a gem in the fourth comment there



it’s so close to being satire that I’m not sure if it is or not

You are not near pooners and I envy you for that. This is the exact type of shit they say and do. This is at least 1/3rd of the vocal ones.

 

[Waffle Iron]

We hit 2000 pages and not even one post mentions it??
Happy 2001 pages of valid people's L's!

We should celebrate this. After 2000 pages of tranny Ls, they deserve a W.

Spoiler

You are not near pooners and I envy you for that. This is the exact type of shit they say and do. This is at least 1/3rd of the vocal ones.

I want to wear cute clothes, grow my hair long, my hobbies are cooking and knitting, I love romance and steamy romance novels, I'm sensitive and caring, I'm only attracted to cis men, would love to have a big family, and I don't feel like I'm a man. But I'm totally not a woman, I'm an enbie. Please take me seriously

 

[AMHOLIO]

I want to wear cute clothes, grow my hair long, my hobbies are cooking and knitting, I love romance and steamy romance novels, I'm sensitive and caring, I'm only attracted to cis men, would love to have a big family, and I don't feel like I'm a man. But I'm totally not a woman, I'm an enbie. Please take me seriously

I'm in hell and I don't expect other kiwis to understand why, but this might help.

 

[pictures of the moon]

Even when they win they just can't help but loose

We should celebrate this. After 2000 pages of tranny Ls, they deserve a W.

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tranny fucking dad's friend.webm

edit:format

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Wow, there's so many subgenres of bearded insane women

They make the women who have hirsutism and rock it look normal by comparison. At least the woman with hirsutism knows it's a physical condition and would weird other people out. Here's a phrase these people don't know 'female pattern facial hair'.

 

[Snow Miku]

"For me personally, it is excruciating and feels like I poured scalding hot water on my groin after smashing it with a hammer right where a dick would be every time I sit, lay down, shower, or put on pants."

Gah! She's been getting excruciating vaginal pain for "as long as she can remember", and she never complained about it to a doctor? Her parents never noticed their school-aged daughter was in agonizing pain every time she sat, laid down, showered, or put on pants, and she never mentioned it to them either?

Thank god this is another pooner exaggeration or outright lie, or the reality would be bleak.

"I'm not saying there's no such thing as a binary or nonbinary trans man, but there is absolutely no definition of "binary only" or "nonbinary only" space that does not fall into gender essentialist rhetoric."

These people are so tiresome, they wear each other out. Nothing in that post explains why they can't just say "this space is only for people who exclusively identify as men" or "this space is only for people who don't exclusively identify as men". What's gender essentialist about that?

The only reason they don't just do that is because they don't want to deal with the inevitable "ummmm am I welcome in this space? I know you explicitly say 'binary/nonbinary only' and I'm nonbinary/binary, but it'll REALLY REALLY REALLY hurt my feelings if you don't tell me that I'm valid and belong here too guys!!" posts that will result.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

We should celebrate this. After 2000 pages of tranny Ls, they deserve a W.

Spoiler

tranny fucking dad's friend.webm

So... His dad's friend is a gross faggot who probably lusted after him as a child. CONGRATS, I guess?

 

[Sean Andalou]

What's gender essentialist about that?

Can't have an in-group without there being an out-group.
Can't call the out-group by their own name for themselves.
"Gender essentialist" is an expression other than "sane" that means sane.

 

[Cornstalk]

breaking: local mom told adult trans to get a job, ruining his life

I had posted him to the beggars thread when he was asking for a $600,000 donation, but I thought this was a heckin’ valid L

 

[PP Police]

"Do not wish me a "Happy Womb Eviction Day" or such joke about my birthday"

Who even says something like that? Terminally online reddit autists? Even then, I can't imagine anyone saying that with a straight face.

 

[Magic Pickle]

We hit 2000 pages and not even one post mentions it??
Happy 2001 pages of valid people's L's!

I was as surprised as you! But here, a feast for all to enjoy - I would've posted sooner, but Archive.today was misbehaving and miscellaneous pickle affairs held my attention before I could claim my spot on the momentous page. Hopefully this haul will make up for my tardiness.

Terrible Twos vs. Temperamental TiF: a freshly 18-year-old FTM endures an anguish most horrible when her toddler half-brother refers to her as the name her parents gave her. Even though she herself acknowledges a source of his rebellion may be due to his age and development, that doesn't stop her from feeling upset, because there is no exposed nerve on the human body more sensitive than a pooner's ego.
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My 2yr old brother sometimes calls me by my dead name.​

How do I manage and correct my toddler brother when he uses my dead name? My half brother started calling me by my dead name sometimes (I plan to have a conversation with my dad and stepmom if it gets too out of hand), although I first wanna continue working on it on my own. I would appreciate some advice I know it’s probably my dad and stepmom. (Dad specifically) addressing me as my dead name but it’s just too much for me to get into. My stepmom has been trying to help me out, but my brother is going through the “i’m gonna do things I’m not supposed to for a reaction” phase + Thinking it’s a joke
i’m having a really hard time right now, I got triggered when he used my dead name and feel a lot of anxiety. Please please please help

While coming to terms with a planned adoption falling through due to an "abusive husband" winning custody of a baby in the system, a lesbian couple's marriage erodes further as the bepronouned half of the partnership tries to impose her gender nonsense on her grieving wife. Resentment continues to grow as the wife refuses to capitulate and begs her to reconsider, but OP won't budge an inch on either dumping her or dropping the TiFoonery to raise the kid they already have. Usually this kind of selfishness is overrepresented in tranny husbands, so congrats to OP for being a stunning role model for little girls everywhere who one day want to grow up to be homewrecking sacks of crap. Hear, hear!
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Partner, patience, parenting, etc.​

I've been out to my spouse as nonbinary for 6 years. It's been an uphill battle for her to come around to it, and only recently have they started using they/them pronouns. We have a little kid, and were about to have another one. It didn't work out, which has been painful for both of us. Being a parent is my favorite part of my life. In the aftermath, I got some clarity that I really, really, really want top surgery, and to possibly transition in other ways, and that shifted into focus for me because I have this window where we don't have a baby, and not being able to pick things up for 4-6ish weeks isn't as big of a deal. I've been scared all these years to tell my wife I want top surgery (and let's be real, to transition in other ways) because I was scared of her reaction/possibly blowing up my life. I did end up telling her, and she's been traumatized by it. She's only been able to express grief, resentment, anger, and contempt. I know it's still fresh--especially in the wake of losing our dream of life with the baby--and I'm trying to give her time to come around, but it's still painful. She's accused me of being selfish, taking up too much space, making everything about me, doing it because I'm bored, and is constantly asking me when it's going to end and when I'll stop transitioning. She keeps asking if I'll reconsider, if I could just be happy without it. I'm externally really trying to validate her anxiety/fears but I'm internally feeling resentful and depressed that she's unable to support me. She's straight up said she won't use the name I chose. We have other problems outside of this, and I'm sure anyone on the outside would say it's clear we're just not right for each other. But I want my kid to have a sibling. I don't want to end my marriage. I like so much of our life. And, loyal to a fault, I can't imagine just walking away.
Does anyone have any experience with a partner being unsupportive? Were you able to work through it? I knew it wasn't going to be a cake walk and no confetti was going to drop, but my mental health is in the trash. Part of me regrets telling her. Most of me knows I had to eventually, or would have continued suffering and building up resentment. And I know I will be a better parent staying true to myself. But. Man.

Call an exorcist: after a decade of building a life together since the gentle, gawky moments of high school, a man sets his marriage ablaze by revealing to his wife that he is a pervert and a retard; as a result, she's spent days crying on and off, while OP debates if it was better not to say anything at all. This one is made funnier with a peek into OP's profile which shows he is very compelled by the 1981 horror flick Possession - to the point of taking the name of its protagonist, Anna, as his new moniker. It just... seems a bit on the nose, you know?
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Wife won’t accept it​

I finally came out to my wife. She is having a tough time with it. She said she’s “not sure if she will ever come to terms with it”. She doesn’t seem able to accept it.
We’ve been together for 10 years, married for 2. I’m 27 years old and I’ve only fully realized/accepted things myself in the past couple years. Maybe I should have told her sooner but it was hard.
I’ve known for a while that she’s only attracted to men, so I knew this would be tough for her. I still love her and want to be with her and she wants to be with me but she wants to be with me as a man. I can’t do that anymore. It’s been a couple days since I told her and she’s basically just crying on and off. I don’t know what to do.
In other people’s experience, can relationships survive this kind of change? Part of me feels so bad that I want to just forget the idea of transitioning but I don’t know if I can.
Any advice welcome. Thank you.

Years into a relationship with what was probably a very stupid or delusional young man, a troon finally admits to his boyfriend that he is not a she, having somehow had sex with him multiple times through the back door and claiming that he was "saving himself for marriage" as a way to dodge the whole subject of his absent vulva. Now that the boyfriend knows the truth, he's ghosted OP, who thinks it "ain't no big deal" and that "he's being a baby about this." Whew, if any part of this story is true, OP is lucky that homeboy didn't come home with some boys - and some baseball bats.
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I told my boyfriend I wan trans​

So me 19(MTF) told my boyfriend of 2 years I was trans right before we were about to get intimate. I know I should’ve told him sooner but I was scared since he’s kind of really Christian.
When I told him he got up from my bed hugged me and said I’ll see u later. That was 2 weeks ago, he won’t awnser my call or texts. I don’t know y he’s doing any of this. I don’t know y he’s ghosting me it’s not like I’m a different person or anything. I feel likes he’s being a baby about this, but I also feel like I should’ve told him sooner.
I’m honestly not sure why he’s doing this. We’ve been together for two years and it’s not like that changes anything. We’ve had sex before(grand saved. I’ve told him that I’m saving most of myself for marriage and I never let him see me from the front) kissed, gone on dates. Ain’t no big deal
Does this make me a bad person? And any advice on what I should do?

When a roving gang of vicious radfems target this TiM's Instagram account, the harassment forces him to delete it, leaving him to sob pitifully on the hugbox of Reddit about the injustice of it all. Because he's definitely missing a hemisphere of his brain, he believes that women's increasing rejection of troons is actually because they can "get attention by acting like pouty mean girls" - which in turn makes OP jealous, because even women he describes as "mid" are able to get gigaChads lining up with roses and concert tickets in hopes of gaining the attention of such incredible women. Hear that, ladies? All the coolest, hottest Stacies roast trannies, so get with the program and make bullying troons 'n' poons a popular pasttime - one that could even land you a spot as Prom Queen!
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Dysphoria vent​

is it just me or theres just so much more transphobia thanks to terfs? I deleted my insta because I got so many radfems in the comments mocking me. Im used to guys being jerks but transphobic women make me want to cry. What drives me crazy is many women realized they could get attention by acting like pouty mean girls while being transphobic online and it just became a trend?? Its insane how the majority of terfs were once pro-trans before transphobia just became cool
TW: this may sound unhinged but I feel almost jealous to terfs, they just act rude mean girls while guys swarm them for being “brave” and ”standing against us.” I just feel dysphoric that everyone treats them like badass hot chicks who are standing against trans caricatures. Its not fair how some mid cis-women can just point fingers at us and everyone acts like theyre a goddess sent from heaven, meanwhile guys act like were freaks for existing (unless were super hot bimbos)
edit context : my insta got raided by radfems and some guys

A man laments his ogre-like countenance and how his life is made meaningless by his wretched visage, writing pathetically as if he'd been afflicted by Tasmanian face cancer. This post is already pretty funny for how self-pitying it is, but this idiot actually uploaded pictures of himself, so please read it entirely to the end and then enjoy his selfies as my gift to you. Trust me, it enhances the experience!
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Can't cope with being ugly and unable to ever pass​

I think I've finally been broken. The delusions I've built up around me have finally collapsed and I see myself for how I truly am. I will never be able to look the way I want to or present the way I want to. I can't even get my hair cut the way I want it to be due to my bone structure and overall face, not even going to get into my hairline and density. My eyes are too deep set, my face too narrow, my midface too long, my philtrum too long, and my lower third too large compared to my middle and upper third. My jawline is too angular and chad-lite like. I have noticeable brow bossing which emphasizes my small and deep-set eyes. My cheek bones are too high and prominent, which coupled with what I feel looks like at least a slight bimaxillary protrusion and low body fat leads to gaunt looking cheeks. I am unable to gain weight due to severe food allergies that I developed after having covid or the vaccine or both. I can only really eat chicken, rice, and sweet potatoes without having a severe reaction. I seem to have some sort of malabsorption that prevents my body from getting many nutrients from food in general. I lost 60-70 lbs compared to before I had these health issues. I have severe skin damage and ugly texturing from years of acne, both in my adolescence and adulthood. I had a resurgence of acne and hair loss when I lost my access to HRT in my late 20s and had to go several years without it because the doctors in the state I relocated to fought me every step of the way to get HRT again even though it was on my prescription records from before moving. I'm 36 now and have been trying to restart my transition but it's been a big failure once again.
Honestly, I wish I had a way to leave this existence, but I'm too much of a coward to do anything about it. It scares me too much thinking about how it could hurt, or if someone would feel bad even though sometimes I think nobody would feel bad or at least not for very long even if they did feel bad. I bring nothing of value to the world. I just feel like all I have left is to rot until death takes me from this hellish nightmare I was forced into. I had really been trying so hard for quite a few years now, I kept a very elaborate and diligent skin care (and self care in general) routine. Did my brows and shaved my face and body regularly. I invested in tons of products to help improve my appearance. Silk pillowcases, multiple skin and hair care products and so on. The only thing more I could have done is had more money to pay for even more things, which sadly I do not. I kept myself going thinking about how I could really be with enough time if I gave it my everything. Unfortunately I was simply blind to the truth. There is no hope for me, especially no hope of every being pretty and cute like I wish to be. I can't even dream of trying to fix some of my ugliness with surgery because I can barely work part time with the chronic health issues I've developed in recent years. I so badly wish I could at least try FFS and see if it would help me but it's nothing other than a fantasy. I was struggling to afford laser hair removal and even that didn't work out. Over $2000 and 12 sessions and it still didn't get rid of all the hair on my face. I still have to shave every day. I wonder why I even bothered. My whole life is like this, no matter how hard I try I'm met with failure and opposition. It's like some higher force is punishing me for even attempting to be happier. Why should I even try anymore? Why not just give up and pray for a quick and painless death?
Really, I don't even know why I'm making this post. I feel like I'm screaming into the void. Screaming into a place where most people can't even contemplate the depth of despair I feel because they do not have the same problems that I do. At best I can hope for platitudes and people performatively telling me that they don't want me to give up. I think it's nice that people would even take the time out of their day to give even the slightest bit of energy to encourage someone but I feel as though most don't actually realize how pointless it really is. Such gestures are wasted on the doomed. Only those who have a future can benefit from expressions of hopefulness.
All I can say is I wish for nobody else to have to suffer as I do. It is a pain that feels immeasurable and almost indescribable at times. I wish I could at least be given the kindness of euthanasia but for some reason I'm expected to continue to suffer.

Spoiler: There exists no greater a comedian than God himself.

Smallpoonx blankets: a gayden (i.e., a heterosexual female) is wounded during an invasion of a space that she has no business being in and struggles to recover from the devastation to her self-image. I like that one gay guy told her explicitly that "AFAB people should learn to leave gay men alone" because there's something ironic about seeing this become an increasing problem among male spaces, knowing how frequently female spaces fall right into the open jaws of transbians with little recourse. Ironic, isn't it, that troons - so often claiming to be leftists - are such willful and joyous colonizers?
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disheartened by AGB subreddit as a bi transsexual male in a relationship with a cis gay dude​

know the general consensus on that subreddit is that it’s where all the conservative gays go, but i fear that the majority of cis gay men think like that. the subreddit has over 1 million members, far exceeding any other gay subreddit ive come across.
i asked them if a trans male had every surgery and was indistinguishable from a cis male in every way (function and form), they would consider someone dating them to be gay as well, given that they liked exclusively men. i wasnt asking if theyd “consider broadening their horizons,” or anything, just saying that to assert that someone is not homosexual for dating someone born female but indistinguishable from any other male is illogical.
some dude told me “the experience isnt the same no matter what,” but refused to defend his perspective otherwise or explain, claiming i was simply entitled or not meant to understand, and ending with “AFAB people should learn to leave gay men alone.”
i struggle with a lot of paranoia, OCD, feelings of inadequacy, and i am dating a cis homosexual man. sometimes that subreddit gets into my head when they claim im a fetishist, or that my boyfriend would be bisexual. im pre-op, but planning to fully medically transition. i only bottom anally and my boyfriend has never seen my front. he’s jerked me off through my underwear, and the bulge was enough to look like a less girthy micropenis.
i have no way to prove that the experience isnt different. that somehow there is another immutable factor about me that screams “female” to anyone who encounters me. ive seen people there say men taste and smell different, that their mouths feel different, that trans men will never be able to bond with them over “shared male experiences,” or that because they never faced homophobia, its offensive to call themselves gay. (which is untrue in many cases. ive been called a faggot, side-eyed when with my boyfriend in public, etc.)
i so viscerally fear them being right. that my boyfriend being attracted to me means he is bisexual, because there is some female aura to me that is detectable and that he can ignore. i dont give a shit if he’s bisexual for that matter, so long as it’s not because of me, or means that he sees me any different.
i dont know what to do. sometimes i worry i am a predator or a fetishist, and that there’s no way in hell i’ll ever be the same. the subreddit is so popular and the most common discourse seems to be whether trans men can be considered gay men, and i find it hard to believe that most gay men arent like that. that id be able to go to a gay bar or a kink event and if somehow, someone found out i was trans, they wouldnt tell me to fuck off or that i didnt belong.

The boy who cried wolf: despite having a spotty history of claiming to be various religions due to a history of psychosis, a tranny still somehow doesn't understand why his family isn't taking his current identification as a woman seriously. According to OP, this isn't like all that other stuff he was saying - now he's on medication, and he's not even suggesting that he could kill himself in order to time travel this time around! So why the skepticism, guys?!
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[MTF] Family is being weird about me telling them I'm trans. TW: Mentions of Suic*de​

I just not too long ago told my close family that I'm trans my Mom reacted how I expected which is why when I move out on my own I won't be speaking with her. The only problem I'm having is my Grandma and Brother don't accept that I'm trans, I can tell somewhat that it's coming from a place of concern and I just don't want to cut them off. I'm just more confused than anything, my Grandma is liberal and says she supports trans people but when I told her she just kept repeating "I don't see you as that." and my Brother who says he'll support me no matter what just told me straight up "You're not a girl." I've tried really hard to explain in what I think is a nice way that it's not up to them to make judgements or the like about my identity and how I feel they should accept me no matter what(which I feel may not be the best word choice, I'm not good with words. But I mean in the sense that I am the same person and that it's not changing anything to do with the person they know me as.) The problem I'm running into is I have Bipolar and have claimed to be things before like Christian and Muslim and it didn't last and they hold that against me(mainly the Muslim thing, crazy I know) and now they don't trust my judgement, but I've explained that I was going through Psychosis, I've literally told them my thought process at the time, like for example that I thought I could delete myself and go back in time and change things, but that gets me nowhere. I'm on medicine and have been for a while but I've been thinking about my gender identity since like 2023. What should I do or say?

Reddit user u/IGetTooManyBitches is getting in her own way when trying to get bitches due to the fact that she flat out refuses to acknowledge she's a chick with a hyenaclit, instead likening herself to a man with a micropenis. However, unlike a man with a micropenis - who is a true and honest man regardless of the size of his sword - she feels haunted by a conscience that knows deep down, she is little more than a fraud and a liar.
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Lowkey, I feel like a catfish sometimes.​

18M passing and am very fucking stealth, usually seen as attractive for a guy my age, if that matters. I have more than a couple in mind for this post.
I'm a pretty flirty guy and I'm quite open about a lot of my endeavors, as well as talking people up pretty frequently. There's always a couple people interested in me at a given time.
However, the issue lays in the fact I'm transsexual. Literally feels like I have a micropenis, man. No. Way fucking worse than that.
Whenever I get extra close with someone I feel this fucking dread, because it's all I can think about. I see my condition as a form of mutation, similar to a micropenis. I don't see or recognize myself as 'trans' in any way, although that might just be because of the tucute interpretation of it being a choice and not a condition.
I am aware that people with my condition are seen that way which is very unfortunate. I've been seeing too many videos recently of all kinds of catfish, and I can't wonder but if that's what I AM.
I'm a dude. I sound like a guy, look like a guy, act like a guy, hell, I'm a damn basic guy. I don't understand how I could be seen as a woman, because I don't show any of those sex characteristics besides genitalia, which I hide anyway.
So, I personally don't see it as wrong to just call myself a man. Because that's what I am. But all I can think about is if I'm some-fucking-how a catfish because I hide this trait until it becomes relevant (like I'm going to have actual sex with them or get into a relationship), just because I enjoy flirting and talking with others.
Isn't that with guys with micropenises do? Don't fucking know, I need advice.

Lastly, a FTM finds herself bested by Mother Nature in the most miniscule of ways, her pride felled like a mighty oak by the mere presence of a breeze.
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Does anyone else REALLY hate wind​

(TW mention of dysphoria)
I absolutely despise wind not just because it’s annoying as hell but because it gives me so much dysphoria. Like when it blows in my direction and pushes my hair and clothes back and shows the whole shape of my body, omg it fills me with rage.

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

Reddit user u/IGetTooManyBitches

why her every post sounds like shes larping as dave strider

 

[Stan]

Sucks because his datamining finds are cool, but I can't watch him knowing he's a weird AGP tranny. Trannies ruin everything.

I know right. All he had to do was not post this shit. It was that easy. And I could carry on enjoying his NPC Elden Ring facemining data with a clean conscience. Now I can't revisit those videos without narrating the lishp hawt batgirl voice UwU ~~~!

It's a corset piercing. Very classy, as always with troons. I don't think it's wise to have one on your neck though, and I doubt a professional piercer would do it for you irl.
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They're so weird. Obviously you can't actually apply tension to them like a corset because it would just pop all the rings out of your skin. When worn for shows you tie them really loose and hope no one gets clever and tries to Robin Hood you. The other 6 days of the week you have a line of jump rings embedded in your skin. So what's the point? Look like a freak, I guess. It's slightly more acceptable on a rigged Vtube avatar but I hate the avatar for other reasons. Namely for how fucking coombrained the whole fucking thing is. Your audience have sex fantasies too, Zullie, somehow they keep it in their pants even if the Nightreign people developed a weird parasocial relationship with you.

I was wrong anyway, here is someone with it done on her neck, top right. View attachment 8371947
The reason I think it's a piercing is because he gave her several earrings and a nose ring bridge too. Very tumblr. It could be something creepier, but corset piercings are usually a BDSM weirdo thing so it is creepy either way imo.

The Hot Zubat Goth Avatar is dripping with all the piercings he could think of when he came up with the commission. I didn't necessarily want to see that.

 

[FinnSven]

Of course the pooners all wear teenage boy fashion, the trannies all wear bimbo streetwhore outfits, the pooners are all <150cm, while the trannies are 190cm brickhons. You would have typical sitcom moments like a pooner or troon going through all sorts of silly antics to try and hide their true sex

And hilarious situations such as all the pooners try and fail to open a pickle jar, only for a troon to pick it off the counter and twist it open like nothing.
And so forth.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I've identified as many things through my life. Nonbinary, binary trans man. Transmasc lesbian, nonbinary transmasc. Currently I technically call myself a bisexual nonbinary trans man, but it's to explain to people the shape of my experiences, pretty much. And through it all, other than the pronouns and language I used in private/safe queer spaces...pretty much nothing changed about my physical transition and material reality.

I'm not saying there's no such thing as a binary or nonbinary trans man, but there is absolutely no definition of "binary only" or "nonbinary only" space that does not fall into gender essentialist rhetoric. Sharing community with someone who doesn't share your exact experiences is important, but it is also important to acknowledge that you might share more experiences with someone who identifies as something different than you!

It's almost like you're mentally ill with weak ego boundaries and no real sense of self.

 

[Waffle Iron]

because even women he describes as "mid" are able to get gigaChads lining up with roses and concert tickets in hopes of gaining the attention of such incredible women.

I must confess, a woman that doesn't entertain the thought of trannies or pooners makes my knees grow weak. I suspect this pooner is angry not every woman's spirit animal is a doormat. Her delusion would a lot easier to maintain if they just bend over.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are still people who are into Sherlock in 2026. Dude just needs to find one of them.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Zuckbook mistakenly believes that I must want to see tranny comics out the ass since I occasionally cap Sophie Labelle’s work there. Therefore, here is a dump of what my timeline is pozzed with so that I can lessen the pain. All of them are just as dreadful as Assigned Male. I will also include creator info if I have that.

I’ve shared a couple of Alex Di Stasi’s I’m Still Alex strips before. Latest one consists of him listing all the latest words that he learned or is spooked by. Since Alex trooned out a mere year ago, they’re all SRS related

Spoiler: full comic

While this comparison is technically a decade apart, the included “female” pfp is the first one for his Facebook page. That’s how recent his trooning out is.




Bonus where he reflects that forcing himself to take his estrogen is just like him cheering on his shitty sports team, only he’s more guaranteed to win than his shitty sports team

Spoiler: full comic

Next is Julia Kaye of Up and Out celebrating his 10 year troonversary in 2025.

Spoiler: rest of it

Unlike most in this post, this “award winning cartoonist” found his way into the animation industry. Despite this, he often begs for money because voicing a character in High Guardian Spice and storyboarding Yogi Bear yaoi has not led him to being in high demand.





This one is a blast from the past.



Stephen “Bria” Symington of Life of Bria was one of Billy Labelle’s earliest contemporaries. The main difference was that while Billy drew creepy comics about trans kids, Stephen drew angry comics about trans adults. Both were equally deranged and Canadian. Stephen noticed this connection and crafted at least one crossover piece for his compatriot.



He also has his own thread that is so dead that seeing recent comics by him surprised me. Seems not much has changed besides him bleaching his hair and tapping into his inner Bob Ross




Bonus L:



Haven’t looked much into this Dee Fish guy. Have found that he’s obsessed with Dee’s Tits, though, going by his countless jokes referencing his moobs (including the idea of boob mousepads of him for merch)




I think this pooner comic was reposted here before, but couldn’t find the link. Oh well, it’s a classic “clothes make the (trans) man” comic

Spoiler: full comic

Another fishy troon asking for sympathy because his life sucks for every reason from being a political pawn to spilling a bottle of nail polish again

Spoiler: full comic

Last but not least, an “archaeologists will know” cope comic that is essentially “yeah, they’ll know you’re a dude, but look on the bright side. At least you’ll be remembered unlike those nasty transphobes, because you are *loved*”

Spoiler: full comic

I knew the Sunday comics section has gotten worse over time, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Delirium Trigger]

We've got an excellent haul, here. I laughed out loud at "Here's your estrogen, sir." and at the AGP that doesn't know how to ride a bike or hold guns. Their pornsickness and retardation knows no bounds.