💊 Manosphere Braden Peters / Clavicular / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

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This shit really does write itself...
Nooo brooo you don't get it; you've gotta SMASH that bone to grow it, j-just helping a b-bro out n-no homo ha ha.
Y-Yes, I've had sex with countless men and I've got HIV, but that's beside the point. I need to hit myself with a hammer IMMEDIATELY!
 
Crossing my fingers for any woman near Clav to be smart enough to just take advantage of him for the money and not be there for his dick or his fame. Being Clav's girl is probably okay in terms of getting free shit but when he drags you to running over a rican in a cybertruck or being stupid enough to be rich and cross faded, he's just putting you in danger.

But then again, if you're a woman going for THIS kind of guy, it makes me think you weren't smart at all.

Slightly off topic, do you think the hatred of women in this guy's fanbase makes them want to kill any woman who gets close to him?

"I WOULDN'T have broken that expensive camera lens, Clavaddy! Please! Give me a chance bro!" -Clav fans probably
 
Crossing my fingers for any woman near Clav to be smart enough to just take advantage of him for the money and not be there for his dick or his fame. Being Clav's girl is probably okay in terms of getting free shit but when he drags you to running over a rican in a cybertruck or being stupid enough to be rich and cross faded, he's just putting you in danger.

But then again, if you're a woman going for THIS kind of guy, it makes me think you weren't smart at all.

Slightly off topic, do you think the hatred of women in this guy's fanbase makes them want to kill any woman who gets close to him?

"I WOULDN'T have broken that expensive camera lens, Clavaddy! Please! Give me a chance bro!" -Clav fans probably
I haven't read much of the lore besides "tall ok-looking guy develops incel-flavored schizophrenia and becomes infertile due to drug abuse," but I don't think he could kill a girl. Or a man, for that matter.
His fan-base, however? Oh, of course. Claviculum's fan-base, as well as Mexican Fountain's. Probably not a high would-kill-women rate, but still noticeable as compared to the general population.
 
Oh, my, maybe /r/Clavicular is also a gold-mine.
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If anybody wants to check out the sub-Reddit and provide much-needed laughing material, you'd be a God-send. As for me, I need to rest.
 
So which is weirder?
Smashing your face with a hammer so women will wanna fuck you or smashing your cock and balls with a hammer for sexual pleasure?
 
I'm not seeing that Reddit user in the OP? Is that him or just someone on his subreddit?
What. No. It is someone, I don't know who, that is not Clavicular. However, it comes from a Reddit community I could only assume he owns or, at least, is about him and his deranged culture.
 
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That's some ancient Greek mythos right there.

There was a time when a man became so obsessed with becoming the most beautiful man of all. In his madness he called out to Apollo and demanded he grant him the gift of being a 10/10 Chad.

Apollo came to the man and said, "You will need to be strong to be a Chad, here is the essence of Heracles but it will cost you your balls."

The man scoffed and told Apollo that balls do not matter as long as he could get jacked.

Apollo then said, "You will need clout, Zeus has granted you an audience with a famous man even though he is gay catboy."

The man excitedly accepted and told Apollo that it was ancient Greece anyway.

Apollo then told the man, "I can grant you beauty of the face, with a perfectly shaped brow and mewed cheeks and you will know no equal except for myself."

The man accepted Apollo's gift but when he looked into the mirror he knew what Apollo said was true. In his wrath he shook his fist at the sky and yelled to all the gods that he would take Aphrodite as his wife. It was then Hephaestus came to him and said, "Nay, you are not nearly chiseled of jaw enough to win the love of Aphrodite. I shall help you though and loan you my smithing hammer so that you may sculpt your face."

The man swong the hammer at his cheek bone and felt the bone crack. Hephaestus simply nodded, took his hammer back and returned to his wife Aphrodite. From then on out the good people all pointed at the hideous visage of the foolish man who was forever marked as a 1/10 betamale cuck.
 
Clav got into a fight with his GF. It appears to have started this morning while he was still doing yesterdays stream. She tries to expose him for saying he wanted to hit her. I don't know the full context, I didn't watch the stream.



holy cortisol spike!
 
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