DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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I think this previous asmongold arc will in time turn out to be the worst thing that happened to dsp in a while.

I remember a few years ago, he had a complete tard-out about pewdiepie. He said, how jealous he is of him and that, if detractors hadn't randomly picked him to make fun of, he would be as big as pewdiepie or bigger (cause pewdiepie used to watch his videos and commented on one of them blah blah...)

I thought that was a cope he told his dents. How could he seriously believe that?

Then the kino arc happened and he acted all smug and full of himself. Something that stood out to me, was ppp saying, Phil told him, if they had met years ago, they'd both be millionaires.
And I thought "holy shit, that bum actually believes he is something special, doesn't he?"

That's why the asmongold bump and the still ongoing downfall from it, must be devastating to him.
On his streams he will eventually blame someone/something for not retaining any of the viewers/returning to begging etc.

But deep down he himself knows what he is now. There is no cope he can tell himself. It's over.
 
Synechdoche said:
I think this previous asmongold arc will in time turn out to be the worst thing that happened to dsp in a while.
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This is not the worst thing to happen to him by a long shot.
The worst thing to happen him was a combination of Kino Casino, (((Joo)))n's documentary as well as sidescrollers etc. Not any single one of those but the fact that all of his secrets got finally revealed means there really is nothing for anyone to be curious about anymore. It has firmly been established beyond a penultimate doubt that Phil is a liar about fucking everything and did go into heavy bankruptcy fraud, lied to his wife, lied to his parents, lied to his fans and even lied to poor little Derich all in the pursuit of the faggiest mobile gacha game to ever exist.

People in this thread still seem to mention possible "gotchas" about WWE Champions shit like it isn't 100% proven and established fact that he was Downfromtherafters. There is no more "secret sauce" and the asmongold stream merely proves all of what has already been established.

Edit: just to quantify the above, if DSP had an interview with Asmongold before the WWE Champions/Joon/Kino Casino shit he likely would've kept way more attention than he did. He had nothing interesting to say or tell the world besides his badly kept secret of being a gambling addict.
 
I'm absolutely loving DSP rambling about toxicity over Patrick Star thumbs-down emotes. Phil! Literally all you have to do is not be bothered! But clearly he's stressed, and I doubt it's just because of trolls in his chat. He's not hitting the (nonexistent) goals like he wants, and he's set himself up to quit games faster and faster. Got a feeling that 2026 might have some really mint crashouts even compared to last year.
 
Could you imagine Phil going back to SF 6 now? There are so many new charatcers now he missed (plus the ones from the previous season he never actually played). I doubt he would last even one stream unless he spends the first stream only dfoing combo trials and casual matches (never mind he would get roflstomped in casuals too)

But yeah Phil seems to be down the road of mental crash if he keeps this up. his channel is dead in terms of vies (even the Asmon bump didn't push him over 500k views) and it is already going in the downward direction again. So what is this year? GTG often calls a year "Current year of gout" or "Year of the pig". Is this the year of the Kingsnake? Or rather the year of coming.out?
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
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Says this while generalizing all Phil trolls as racist. Gotta love Phil’s hypocrisy spreading to the dents.
 
Synechdoche said:
I think this previous asmongold arc will in time turn out to be the worst thing that happened to dsp in a while.
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It's just repeating over and over what has been pointed out dozens of times before.

I may sound extremely cynical but Phil is stale for quite some time now. His little crash-outs are amusing but forgotten after 5 seconds. The only value they might have is because his more autistic detractors run away with it and repeat it among themselves thinking it is somehow the most entertaining thing in the world. Watch some of the reaction streamers and they hype themselves up like a bunch of retards because Phil is begging again. And? It's just a loop.

Listen to BroSyde crashing out over Phil when you have some time, tell me that is not somehow more autistic than Phil blowing his top over a comment he gets.

With some luck he'll have a big mental crash and he does something actually memorable.
 
Balr0g said:
Could you imagine Phil going back to SF 6 now? There are so many new charatcers now he missed (plus the ones from the previous season he never actually played). I doubt he would last even one stream unless he spends the first stream only dfoing combo trials and casual matches (never mind he would get roflstomped in casuals too)

But yeah Phil seems to be down the road of mental crash if he keeps this up. his channel is dead in terms of vies (even the Asmon bump didn't push him over 500k views) and it is already going in the downward direction again. So what is this year? GTG often calls a year "Current year of gout" or "Year of the pig". Is this the year of the Kingsnake? Or rather the year of coming.out?
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I wish he would, not only because it's the most "entertaining"(as far as Phil's standards, I hesitate to call anything he does entertaining) streams but I finally hit Master last month with a couple backup characters in mid-high Diamond so now I can join the snipers. But I'm sure once he sees all the bikini outfits they released in the summer (including his favorite, Cammy) his faggot ass will stay away from it. Maybe if Alex gets released with a thong outfit he'll get interested again.
 
Power Glove said:
With some luck he'll have a big mental crash and he does something actually memorable.
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How quickly you forgot detractors forcing DSP out of Mario Kart World with their usernames, DSP genuinely enjoyed that game almost as much as when he played WWEC on stream... oh yea forgot about that one too... Scorn crash out was the penultimate mental crash, IMO.
 
marlimar said:
How quickly you forgot detractors forcing DSP out of Mario Kart World with their usernames, DSP genuinely enjoyed that game almost as much as when he played WWEC on stream... oh yea forgot about that one too... Scorn crash out was the penultimate mental crash, IMO.
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In what universe was he ever enjoying Mario Kart?
 
marlimar said:
How quickly you forgot detractors forcing DSP out of Mario Kart World with their usernames, DSP genuinely enjoyed that game almost as much as when he played WWEC on stream... oh yea forgot about that one too... Scorn crash out was the penultimate mental crash, IMO.
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He raged on every single Mario Kart stream because he treated it as some sort of serious competitive game and kept getting smoked by what one can only assume were small children.
 
neger psykolog said:
Edit: just to quantify the above, if DSP had an interview with Asmongold before the WWE Champions/Joon/Kino Casino shit he likely would've kept way more attention than he did. He had nothing interesting to say or tell the world besides his badly kept secret of being a gambling addict.
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If you actually believe this, wtf? KC was the worst thing to happen to DSP because he liked them/thought they liked him and when the opposite was true he was humiliated. Asmongold wouldn’t have made DSP more popular than KC because Asmongold fans as shitty and stupid as they are, they only want to watch funny/productive content. The average Asmongold fan isn’t sitting around in a padded room waiting to find their next parasocial relationship or wanting to see DSP wear a cowboy hat and do Q&A.

This is something DSP believes, and to an extent I think you or this forum believes it based on what you posted. It doesn’t fucking matter how you serve DSP up in this world. DSP seems to think rolling the dice over and over and over and over is somehow gonna land him double 7s. He thinks *next* time around he will get traction. The truth is he is a boring entitled piece of shit who cannot create content to save his life. The only thing saving DSP is some sort of brain injury that completely changes who he is on a fundamental level.
 
Hamburger Detractor said:
I wish he would, not only because it's the most "entertaining"(as far as Phil's standards, I hesitate to call anything he does entertaining) streams but I finally hit Master last month with a couple backup characters in mid-high Diamond so now I can join the snipers. But I'm sure once he sees all the bikini outfits they released in the summer (including his favorite, Cammy) his faggot ass will stay away from it. Maybe if Alex gets released with a thong outfit he'll get interested again.
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I think by Phil standards he's been very "interesting" lately as the reality sets in that people dislike him so much that even Asmongold can't get him new fans. Obviously he did get more money for a few weeks, but he got zero acceptance or respect, and that has to kill a narcissist like DSP.

To me, listening to a withered, grotesque, lightbulb-headed man who looks 15 years older than his age instruct his audience on how to get fit is entertaining cringe. His mental gymnastics to explain all his lies is fascinating. The fact he did streams this week where he ranted for an hour about how he can play whatever he wants and tips goals are gone because of his new popularity....while he wagequit 4 games in that same week for lack of tips is a laugh riot.

But if that's boring to you and you're waiting for him to actually murder someone on stream for him to be "interesting" you've got a long wait.
 
Tiz_the_happy said:
hey still relatively new to DSP. But can someone explain to my why null almost removed the DSP board. I have an idea but I'd like clarification from here
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He bought into Phil's fictional view that people didn't like him because he was bad at playing video games and not the reality that Phil's hated because he's a sleazy, lying, delusional, manipulative, paranoid, narcissist grifter whose fans and supporters were mostly pedos and other miscreants.
 
Synechdoche said:
Then the kino arc happened and he acted all smug and full of himself. Something that stood out to me, was ppp saying, Phil told him, if they had met years ago, they'd both be millionaires.
And I thought "holy shit, that bum actually believes he is something special, doesn't he?"
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He said something very similar after the Asmon bump too. Something along the lines of how, if things had gone just a little differently, Asmongold's audience is the audience he would have had. Pigger really thinks if it wasn't for da troles he would literally be Asmongold.

Never underestimate the ability of a true narc to gaslight themself. Phil will continue to believe he is blameless and was born to be a revered guru of the cahntent creation world, and that WE are to blame for his downfall. Until the very end. Which will hopefully be him entering cardiac arrest and dying on stream in the middle of shoving the latest Burger King special into his greedy pig mouth.
 
Tiz_the_happy said:
hey still relatively new to DSP. But can someone explain to my why null almost removed the DSP board. I have an idea but I'd like clarification from here
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I don't know if I should step in because it was before my time when I was just lurking, but I don't think anyone really knows. He just seems to get a stick up his ass randomly for the littlest reasons every once in awhile then goes scorched Earth (see also the "Red Text Army" who started calling Null out in the Kino thread then he changed the format for a few weeks so everything in the thread was zoomed in and red text, or the people recently saying they've been banned for calling him fat). I'm pretty sure it kicked off from someone tagging him in this thread and calling him "dear feeder" and he just went off about how the DSP forum is separate and doesn't interact enough with other forums (one of his conditions for the people he mass banned was sending him an email with a screencap of a post not in the DSP thread that they found funny) and he didn't like people using his website to "break the rules" (like the bank leaks, the Comcast guy, or the guy that fucked DSP's sister-in-law) even though all those people were outsiders who only posted here to reveal what they did for asspats. Plus before he interacted with Phil himself he "didn't understand all the hate" and just thought DSP was some schmuck who was bad at video games but based for ripping off the IRS on his bankruptcy, so that might have been an extra stick up his ass that he has this entire website for lolcows and so many people only focused on DSP which he didn't understand.

TL;DR - Basically the DSP sub-forum became it's own community and I don't think Null liked us using his site/resources for that, plus some people caused too many headaches that built up until he exploded once some dumbass (usually a tourist) would tag him and make him pay attention to us.
 
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