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Miami man awakens to burglar touching his penis, urinating on him, police say

Chris Gothner, Digital Journalist

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Maykel Rodriguez (MDCR)

MIAMI — A Miami man is facing multiple criminal charges for a bizarre burglary over the weekend in the city’s Flagami neighborhood, according to police.

Investigators said it happened just before 4 a.m. on Sunday.

According to an arrest report, the victim called police to his apartment in the 4200 block of Northwest 11th Street and told officers that he had gone to bed after accompanying his friends to the parking lot and forgot whether he had locked the door.

Police said the man told them he “woke up” to a suspect, later identified as Maykel Rodriguez Jr., “on top of me and touching my penis over my clothing.”

The report states that the victim told officers that Rodriguez, 34, then “proceeded to expose his penis and urinate on me before leaving the room.”

According to the report, the victim told officers that as Rodriguez grabbed his clothes and left, he told the victim, “I know you.”

Authorities said the victim was able to provide a description of Rodriguez and officers were able to locate him at Northwest 43rd Avenue and 11th Street. According to the report, Rodriguez lives a few blocks away from the victim’s apartment.

They said the victim was able to “positively identify” Rodriguez and the latter “refused to speak or answer any questions” before officers arrested him on charges of burglary of an occupied dwelling, battery and indecent exposure.

In court on Monday morning, Rodriguez’s attorney, Peter Heller, asked for his client, who he said served in the U.S. Air Force for five years, to be given a bond.

Prosecutors asked for a pre-trial detention motion without bond pending a hearing.

“The facts are pretty egregious,” prosecutor Nessa Eth said. “He’s breaking into someone’s room at four in the morning, molesting him, urinating on him.”

Finding probable cause for an upgraded charge of burglary with assault or battery, Judge Mindy Glazer said, “There may be more to the story,” but granted prosecutors’ request.

If found guilty of burglary with assault or battery, Rodriguez could get a life sentence, Glazer said.

Glazer said Rodriguez is scheduled to appear before Miami-Dade Judge Tanya Brinkley for a hearing on Tuesday morning.


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If found guilty of burglary with assault or battery, Rodriguez could get a life sentence
This sounds like one of those anecdotes that ends "But you break into one place and piss on one dude..."

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DAE think he looks like the third Uso brother? With all Rikishi's been doing fucking up lately, it'd track. #PleaseNoYeet
 
He woke up to the guy touching his dick and the guy then still had time to piss on him? How was it not an immediate struggle? He must have followed this guy home from a gay club or something.
 
He woke up to the guy touching his dick and the guy then still had time to piss on him? How was it not an immediate struggle? He must have followed this guy home from a gay club or something.
Yeah, the guy even had time to grab his clothes, make a comment and leave. Also, he somehow only woke up when the other guy was on top of him in bed, grabbing at his dick while giving him a golden shower? I have heard of heavy sleeping but christ. I'd like to think my first reaction to this happening would be to bust his jaw, if he's naked then instinct would probably take over and punch his sack into next week, good luck pissing while screaming in pain. Something isn't adding up
 
He woke up to the guy touching his dick and the guy then still had time to piss on him? How was it not an immediate struggle? He must have followed this guy home from a gay club or something.
Yeah it's very sus.
 
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