🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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GayResearchVlogger said:
The aware understand...
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Here's some wisdom you'll never heed: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Want a hundred reactions from this thread? Wanna hurt Styx? Make your podcast.

Talk about this nigga. Give us details. Sex details. Body details. Or social details, talk about his family. Talk about the house. I don't care. Do something.

As long as you continue with this faggoty little vagueposting, you're gonna get called a cunt, bitch, whore, cocksleeve, cumtowel, vampire pirate cum rag, and so on. Brutally mocking you will be what this thread exists for. It's the entertainment value.

You won't take this advice. I'm just giving it so that when you don't take it, this tragedy will be even funnier to everyone.

We will be here shitposting when you die by overdose or Tarl murder-suicide.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Sekhmet666: "So you think I'm squatting here eating kreplach, maybe?"
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She is partial to food and alcohol, so she's eating something. I have saved all the food shots from within Tarl's Schloss Warwick on Chasanna Drive. What is fun about these is it shows how much of a cluttered mess Castle Chassanna of Warwick is. Also the consumption of SYSCO-Walmart goyslop - most of this stuff pictured will send anyone's gut into a frenzy.
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Dago said:
Got this clip the silence after the "joke" is sad.
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The super chat says 'do the cats shit all over your dirt floors' hahahahaha
 
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@GayResearchVlogger If you're here to collect evidence, you can do that without adding five pages of your own posts to the thread every day.
All you do is bicker with people and "um ackshually" some spew about how you're in reality some amazing person and everybody has the wrong idea because they are stupid and you are smart. Or you vaguepost some cryptic bullshit about Tarl like a tween on MySpace.
Put up or shut up. Substantiate your claims or fuck off. And for the love of god stop posting about yourself. No one cares.
 
"You're so vague, you probably think this thread is about you."

Living with aging parents AND hitting the bong is incredibly disrespectful, what's next, moving in girls and playing house? Oh wait.
 
monk said:
The real question is how exactly does the courting process go?
Who initiates the contact?
Who makes the first advance?
What's the pickup line?
Does he brag about his income or youtube channel?
Does he lure them with a promise of drugs?
Do they approach him with the expectation of him giving them drugs?
What does he portray himself as?
What are the next steps?
How long does each step of the process take until taking it to the next base?
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Clearly our Wetbrain Walmart Warlock simply casts a Charm spell on them, and thereafter they are forever smitten with the Stole-Ass Pirate Retard.

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Do they customarily sue the crap out of each other under the Napoleonic Code?
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Considering when Napoleon lived, I think "pistols at dawn" would be much more appropriate, and far more entertaining.

UCantCCPMe said:
Tarl usually ignores it, unless he's drunk, then he starts calling everyone retards while dressed like a pirate.
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And sperging about hoverballs.

Dizzyuntildeath said:
Imagine finishing last in a competition with Sam and Nikki.
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deleuzeon said:
Here's some wisdom you'll never heed: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Want a hundred reactions from this thread? Wanna hurt Styx? Make your podcast.

Talk about this nigga. Give us details. Sex details. Body details. Or social details, talk about his family. Talk about the house. I don't care. Do something.

As long as you continue with this faggoty little vagueposting, you're gonna get called a cunt, bitch, whore, cocksleeve, cumtowel, vampire pirate cum rag, and so on. Brutally mocking you will be what this thread exists for. It's the entertainment value.

You won't take this advice. I'm just giving it so that when you don't take it, this tragedy will be even funnier to everyone.

We will be here shitposting when you die by overdose or Tarl murder-suicide.
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Those last two sentences do not apply to me.
 
Snom Clubber said:
@GayResearchVlogger If you're here to collect evidence, you can do that without adding five pages of your own posts to the thread every day.
All you do is bicker with people and "um ackshually" some spew about how you're in reality some amazing person and everybody has the wrong idea because they are stupid and you are smart. Or you vaguepost some cryptic bullshit about Tarl like a tween on MySpace.
Put up or shut up. Substantiate your claims or fuck off. And for the love of god stop posting about yourself. No one cares.
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Shh. Let the cow lactate.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Those last two sentences do not apply to me.
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If you ever really do your YouTube channel (doubt) we'll be here, downloading all the videos, tearing them apart word for word, and laughing at you, so you'll feel compelled to come here and defend your work and "correct the record", thus beginning a whole new lolcow arc that will be even funnier. So I encourage you to do it, even if I doubt you will.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
If you ever really do your YouTube channel (doubt) we'll be here, downloading all the videos, tearing them apart word for word, and laughing at you, so you'll feel compelled to come here and defend your work and "correct the record", thus beginning a whole new lolcow arc that will be even funnier. So I encourage you to do it, even if I doubt you will.
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Her first video will be a live recreation of this Family Guy clip


@GayResearchVlogger get your curlers ready for the next time Tarl ends up in the slammer for whatever stupid shit he does that week, or a year ago, or whenever.
 
NGL Sam's singing voice is not bad. Sara please post a video of yourself doing a gangster rap so we can crown BPD whore songstress queen of the farms. Bonus points will be awarded for firearms and hoverballs in the video.
 
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