🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I have banned nobody. Someone was complaining about this in my stream, so I assume Youtube is fucking itself in the asshole again. They seem to like doing this.
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"I'm gonna start banning the Kiwi fuckers"

Literally your own words you alcoholic

And right after I try to explain to you how sad it is that your daughter probably cried to her mother that you weren't there for Christmas even. I do care really.
 
This is the greatest lolcow thread ever. Retarded single mothers fighting over a full retard drunk who lives with their parents at age 40, and the women think this guy is Satan, you know the angelic soldier from heaven that was cast to earth for fucking up. The master manipulator couldn't get better ass than some busted up old whores, the master manipulator from heaven can't even provide for himself. Just wow ladies you are special.
 
Briggs & Stratton said:
This is the greatest lolcow thread ever. Retarded single mothers fighting over a full retard drunk who lives with their parents at age 40, and the women think this guy is Satan, you know the angelic soldier from heaven that was cast to earth for fucking up. The master manipulator couldn't get better ass than some busted up old whores, the master manipulator from heaven can't even provide for himself. Just wow ladies you are special.
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It is an insult to Satan to compare tarl to them.
 
deleuzeon said:
Satan uses trans pronouns?
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Probably?
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GayResearchVlogger said:
I feel like Satan would appreciate ambiguity, because that is power.
We do not address those missing pages...
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Yeah he's a FAGGOT
 
Laylithe said:
Ok. I've got the honest answer to everyone who asked "what attracted you to this retard?"

His YT bio says "I am God". I wished to grow closer to the Most High, and I have. I look forward to the New Year.
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Laylithe said:
My true colors? I'm the whole rainbow. You get what you give and perceive.

We aren't dating; this is my friend. I've revealed my nature of nurture many times. Spoiled bitch boys will always complain about mothers who uphold boundaries and rules and use proper discipline, like the ex husband of mine who stalks me and my exes and posts screenshots of times he neglected to care for me to the point I lost my fucking mind on him. Who the fuck marries and has THREE children with a person they hate? A loser, perhaps even a LYING loser.

Ok. See you in two days don't b8 me I've got work to do.
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At the risk of beating a very dead horse: you are out of your fucking gourd.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
It doesn't mean shit coming from you. Don't worry, your ball fetish will be fulfilled in prison, while the balls hover over and slam against your rectum.
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You seem like an unbiased source. How annoying irl is Tarl, on a scale of one to Downie John Lennon? 🤔
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Did his magic work on cleaning and hygiene? He looks like he smells of patchouli and weed.

Did nobody say "hey, this guy looks like an asshole, don't date him"? Because, c'mon now:
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He looks like he owns a Matrix trenchcoat and a samurai sword.

You can tell us. Kiwi Farms is a safe space 💖
 
Sexual Chocolate said:
You seem like an unbiased source. How annoying irl is Tarl, on a scale of one to Downie John Lennon? 🤔
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Did his magic work on cleaning and hygiene? He looks like he smells of patchouli and weed.

Did nobody say "hey, this guy looks like an asshole, don't date him"? Because, c'mon now:
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He looks like he owns a Matrix trenchcoat and a samurai sword.

You can tell us. Kiwi Farms is a safe space 💖
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I appreciate you recognizing that I am unbiased. I pride myself in accurate shit-talking and a part of that is remaining unbiased.
His magic has manifested a mommy number 2 (Nikki) to be the snail of the aquarium.

I tend to be very private about my dating life and so nobody had warned me to say, "like bitch, what is your problem."
 
nelly98 said:
Right, so just more Peter Pan syndrome. Forgot that everything you say should be viewed through the prism of a man child.
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Its clinical puer aeternus @Styxhexenhammer666 is suffering from, not mere Peter Pan syndrome.

Here is a recent video where this huffed-up drugged-up coozed-up on box wine clown 'six figure' guy who abandoned his daughter (and claims sending checks in the mail is taking care of a child) who lives in his parents dirt floor hovel with ungrounded outlets and plastic glowing stars on his ceiling from his childhood bedroom with pissing cats and weed plants and being passed out drunk and then get filmed and photographed being passed out and arrested. Then pining for a BPD chick with 3 kids from another man rather than rushing to the side of his actual daughter while living at mom's house rent free but somehow having a net worth of zero despite making "six figures"

"I Refuse to Become An Adult, Fuck It" - Tuesday, November 25, 2025, 10:09:25 AM EST

Imagine being such a loser that KF and PPP are not trying to get Tarl to go deeper into the abyss but doing the Willy Wonka, stop, dont, come back. And Tarl, despite getting some "care" from PPP and KF, says, "Fuck this, I'm doubling down on the crazy stupid asshole manchild routine!"


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Briggs & Stratton said:
This is the greatest lolcow thread ever. Retarded single mothers fighting over a full retard drunk who lives with their parents at age 40, and the women think this guy is Satan, you know the angelic soldier from heaven that was cast to earth for fucking up. The master manipulator couldn't get better ass than some busted up old whores, the master manipulator from heaven can't even provide for himself. Just wow ladies you are special.
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Most entertainment i got out of this site in a really long time. I dimly remember Null complaining that there are threads on this site were people talk to the thread's subject for pages on end not too long ago and how that made him mad, this is literally the first thread where i am seeing this happen in and it's some absolute top-shelf hilarity. To be fair, it's more the girlfriends than Tard himself that amuse me to no end. Tard's, well, mostly just a tard.
 
The Lolsuit coverage dropped on the Kino clips channel.

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@Styxhexenhammer666 Can you give us an honest update on your current plans for the defamation lawsuits?

Are you abandoning this as another half-baked Idea just like your two day run for Governor of Vermont?

Is this something else you are walking away from because it involves too much effort, resources, responsibility and adulting like raising a family and child?

Also on a completely serious note, if this doesn't go anywhere will you be casting a chaos nothing-burger on the local Rutland journalist that wrote the hit-piece on you?
 
Some_Detective9 said:
He probably forgets at this point due to alcohol and a mix of his own delusions. I doubt his daughter even truly knows who her father is, since he left before she was barely a year old iirc and hasn't been there since. She might even have an actual father figure soon, all it takes is his ex-wife getting a boyfriend and married to forget about the failure that was the last one and soon Tarel will be just a "weird uncle who sends money and lives far away". That way, he'll have more money to spend on booze which is what he truly wants!
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He was SEETHING, and there were only two Kiwifarms people in the chat, me and Bobby. All of his attempt at bragadocity about being a forever child and being unbothered by criminality really is undercut by the fact that he's an alcoholic deadbeat dad who abandoned his daughter.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
I dimly remember Null complaining that there are threads on this site were people talk to the thread's subject for pages on end not too long ago and how that made him mad
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I'm not 100% sure because I probably didn't see the same post you did, but I think I know what Null was talking about. I think he meant "open letter" style posts, where the subject isn't posting in their thread or even reading it, but some posters like to write long (gay) posts addressing them anyway, as if they will read it and suddenly change their ways. This is always discouraged.

In this thread, we have the actual subject posting and responding, which is an entirely different matter. It's still better not to write big gay posts because Tarl will never change, but it's not the same thing Null was talking about (I think)
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
In this thread, we have the actual subject posting and responding, which is an entirely different matter. It's still better not to write big gay posts because Tarl will never change, but it's not the same thing Null was talking about (I think)
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The only meta thread I remember seeing this on involves Destiny and his sycophants. Never been interested so other than huge front page notices, I don't bother with it to see just how autistic and gay it truly is.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
The only meta thread I remember seeing this on involves Destiny and his sycophants. Never been interested so other than huge front page notices, I don't bother with it to see just how autistic and gay it truly is.
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The Destiny thread is weird. I don’t know half the people they’re talking about, but I want to see him felted. He’s a little creepy CSAM enjoyer.
 
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