💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Magnetman said:
Why does Patrick attempt to write in a Bri’ish accent anyway? I think that he believes doing so makes him appear intelligent and sophisticated, somehow. What with him being very fat and very stupid.
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You know the american process that has done something to milk byproducts so horrible that even the americans themselves don't let it be called cheese, and instead it has to be labeled pasteurized processed cheese food?

Rick is a sad imitation of what that looks like if you do the same thing to Douglas Adams.

Once you see it, you will enjoy prison, stalker child.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
What jobs do you guys want in prison? I'm going to be in the mailroom with Schillinger and the Aryans.
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Prison chef. If you know, you know.
Piggle Rick said:
That is fucking disgusting. Those eggs, Jesus H Christ. That is not how scrambled eggs should look. Why are the biscuits falling apart? Why is the plate filthy?
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he's trying to do what Korean do with their scrambled eggs but his are still too runny.
I make this a lot for my friend when she over to study for the night
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
he's trying to do what Korean do with their scrambled eggs but his are still too runny.
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Patrick Toadlinson trying to do something trendy and fucking it all up is very much in character for him.

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Enjoy human-edible meals, stalker child. Maybe you can work in the kitchen with Chuckie Pancamo and Adebisi. In prison.

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How many times were you swatted? And why you?

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That's terrible, sir. Now bend over and get ready. I hear you're into things, but this isn't going to be gentle and loving like with with Petey Schibetta. No, stalker, the FBI knows my hat isn't tiny. They know your hat is. Prison awaits and approaches. Is this going to be yet another year where none of the pests are even interviewed?
 

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Piggle Rick said:
Outside of the US, an appetizer is a starter, not a main meal.
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Fatrick knows this well but in the US we figured out you can make people feel less bad about pregaming their 2000 calorie meal with a 1000 calorie meal by listing it as an expensive appetizer.
I shudder to think how many Tripple Dippers he’s consumed in his lifetime.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
What jobs do you guys want in prison? I'm going to be in the mailroom with Schillinger and the Aryans.
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I'll the Skinhead that's weirdly erudite about all things ww2 but flies into violent rages when anything else gets more complex than 3rd grade math.
 
Magnetman said:
Why does Patrick attempt to write in a Bri’ish accent anyway?
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Because the British are a most refined, sophisticated, and educated group, as opposed to DUMB AMERICAN HICK TRUMP VOTERS that Patrick is definitely not similar to in any way. Stupid fucking rural people with their pickup trucks and their Bibles, how I hate them.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Also, HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THE TOTTER PRINTS FROM HIS HOOVES :stress:
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This pig is fucking disgusting, those prints would kill 20 niglets without any need of kidnapping them and bringing them to the niggeroni basement.
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Mein Gott, I can almost HEAR the oinking from Ol' Piggertits just looking at this photo!
 
Post Reply said:
NoooOOoooo, economy-child, you did not grow. Those are your delusions again.
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Patrick would have been like the last of the Bolshevik old guards trying to counter-coup Gorbachev, just completely unwilling to accept any thought of needing to adapt to a reality that differs from his beliefs.

No Comrade-Stalker, supermarket is no empty. This is antisocial delusions again, you are Amerikanski puppet, enjoy labor camp.
 
ChickenFriedFan said:
God isn’t he in his late 50’s? If only he didn’t abandon his daughter he could have more important things to do during Christmas season like hanging out with family instead of tweeting at slop news twitters.
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Mid 40s (DOB 18 April 1980) but the rest of your post stands, this would be embarrassing from someone half his age.
 
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