🎄⛄🔔The Grand Kiwi Farms Secret Santa Showcase Thread🔔⛄🎄 - Come post, come comment, come see!

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Each of my personalities recieved a gift THANK YOU SECRET AND NOT-SO-SECRET SANTA!
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I was a tad bewildered by my gift! Other than the bees, I'm not entirely sure what's going on. Can anyone help me decipher it? Is that a Reddit skull? It arrived with the message of "Shalom, Have a wonderful Hanukkah"
Is this Jew magic?

Edit: I'm going with Jews killing Reddit, supported by bees. I'm also wondering if that's the Harry Potter Sorting Hat on the left? I did mention I enjoy bullying trannies. Still not sure what the big yellow thing is. Is it an old-style bee hive entrance? Maybe they're transphobic bees!

I should also add, thank you to my Secret Santa. It's definitely made me smile!
 
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gmax alcremie said:
You need to click the link for the full experience https://panoraven.com/en/embed/6uopPm9DUK

but here is a preview for the non link clickers out there:

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I'll have to get off my phone and go to an actual computer to hunt down all the secrets in the forest but I'm very excited 💚 thank you thank you, merry Christmas!
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I like if you look up it looks like biohazard kiwi symbol.

That visit from St. Slobbermutt poem was incredible, wow lmao
It'd be cool if Null read that for a MATI
 
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Mother Gooseberry said:
Thank you so much to my Secret Santa! I love the little book worm, his little googly eyes spark much joy ❤️ And of course love the flies on the swatter too, I appreciate you taking the time to create such wonderful things for me :)
I hope you have the happiest of holidays kiwi friend!
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Ha ha! That little book work is adorable. What do you call that? It's not knitting is it? Something else? I see a lot of the gifts but I don't see all of them. Hadn't seen that one until now! :D
 
I got a lovely Christmas poem! Clearly whoever wrote this remembered my likes included "making fun of fat people." Thank you, dear Kiwi fren. Your gift gave me a sensible chuckle, especially the "pozloading my neghole" part. It took me a second but I laughed out loud when I realized.

A Visit From St. Slobbermutt


'Twas the night before Christmas, and on "a website",
Not a user was sneeding, or sperging a plight,
The sock accounts acted the usual way,
Shitposting lame threads over in Q&A,


The Kiwis were farming, as Kiwis will do,
While jannies were banning for pozloading my neghole,
And the troons they did seethe with their uncanny frowns,
And ranted and raved like some sick circus clowns.


When on the front page there arose such a fuss,
far bigger and dumber than old Elon Musk,
I felt a thick dread deep down in my bones,
and clicked on message from gross Liz Fong Jones,


"Kiwi Christmas is cancelled!" the post it did say,
Both shocked and surprised, I responded, "That is gay",
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a vexatious lawsuit from some gimp, Russle Greer


And there were some fatties, so bloated and slow,
Foodie and Amber and Nikacado,
Boogie and Wings and Cooking With Jack,
Destiny, Acerthorn, all joined the attack


“Now, Chris Chan! now, Tooter! now, Ralph and Rekieta!
On, Cyrax! on Patrick, Idubz and Anisa!
We'll cry and complain and when we're finally done,
Kiwifarms will be cancelled and then we have won!”


And then, what a sneedling, I heard in the thread,
The panting and growling "It's not erver" it said.
A feeling of joy rolled around in my gut,
Out of nowhere appeared a wild Slobbermutt.


He was covered in drool, from his head to his shoes,
And his necklace was made with the ears of twelve Jews;
With a blink he retarded a DDOS attack,
And he watched as the cops came and took BossmanJack.


His eyes — how quite dead! How awfully sunk!
His cheeks were all chubby, he smelled like a skunk!
His dear little head was naught but a skull,
And he smiled as he said, "the kids call me Null";


He looked at the deathfats, for Null loved them best,
Dear Feeder sent wishes and said they were blessed;
These gigantic women with fat legs and fat arms,
Were hardly a threat to the brave Kiwi Farms.


Then came the troons with their big corporate friends,
"Surrender now, Null. Here's where Kiwi Farms ends"
With a click of his mouse and brooms of his jannies,
Null held it together and resisted the trannies.


Null bodied the freaks, the sickos, the pests,
He published their emails and ignored all their threats,
And even Cloudflare tried to blow us away,
But that couldn't stop Null from sneeding today,


And the site remained up, the site remained free,
And the Kiwis rejoiced at their new victory,
And when the dust settled the site looked around,
The Slobbermutt hero was not to be found,


So stay still and hark, and if you're in luck,
You might hear the Slobbermutt muttering "fuck".
Still he works day and night to deter every threat,
FOR THE BEST SITE ON THE CAPITAL I INTERNET!
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I got a silly YouTube poop and a badly played version Duel of The Fates on a kazoo. Intentionally badly played songs are funny and kazoos make everything funnier, so combine those together and I got a good bit of joy out of this. Thanks, Santa!


 
Overly Serious said:
What do you call that? It's not knitting is it? Something else?
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Crochet! It's the best for making small objects like dolls, since it tends to be denser/less stretchy than knitting and easier to shape while you're working. It can't be done by a machine, either, so if you ever see an object that's crocheted you know for sure it was made by hand.

Edit: It's not crochet, I've been bamboozled
 
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I love this so much. I love the photos, I love the retro UI, I am obsessed with the music. Thank you so much, dear Kiwi who made this for me! I hope you get everything you want on your Christmas list this year!!!

And I am totally plugging this into Wallpaper Engine so this will be my holiday wallpaper 💚
 
Absolutely thrilled with my gifts !
Thanks for this awesome track and the cool cover.
It's been a while since I listened to some DnB so it was refreshing to my ears.

I can tell you put some work and I sincerely appreciate the effort !
Thank you again secret santa and rest assured that your song will be in my playlist for a while !
( It's also archived in my music folder. )

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I got mine:



I fucking love it. It incorporates my likes perfectly, and reminds me of Initial D which I didn't mention, but also love because of the goofy CGI. Thank you very much! Genuinely made me laugh and smile.
 
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