🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 467 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 580 38.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 120 7.9%

  • Total voters
    1,517
In reality though Jeremy is a simp and Melanie could call him a fat faggot live on air every day and he would still fire Luke before he reduced her pay a cent.
He wants so bad to be the first in over 5 years to brush out all those cobwebs that have collected inside Melonie’s pussy from it being unused after her ex husband, Awesome Joey, was the last to make use of it. It’ll never happen though, she couldn’t be less attracted to him
 
There is absolutely no way, outside of straight up rape, that Melonie Mac would ever fuck that balding blob of a human. She has a type and Germy ain’t it. You have to have the body of Toji from JJK and the face of a male K Pop star to be able to put your cheese on and in her. And that’s while being a giga Christian
I was implying Melonie Mac is retarded thinking Luke is Jeremy, and Jeremy is some hobo vagrant who wont leave her alone.

Jeremy's version of rape is getting the skybull to fill up Melonie while sits with his face next to her pussy getting smashed waiting for the skybulls jizz to blast his face, while jamming his own asshole with a 2 foot wide black wobbler.
 
Jeremy then says he may not be able to go live again during the convention because there are too many people using the internet connections and it's causing the stream to drop frames.
I kinda find this hard to believe. Based on my job as a Field tech for an internet company, I have some experience supporting conferences and events at hotels mainly on the network side of things. Any venue/internet company worth their salt would have tested their network for this very thing and would be prepared. Yes problems still happen but are resolved with the highest priority. He's just being lazy/full of shit as usual.
 
He wants so bad to be the first in over 5 years to brush out all those cobwebs that have collected inside Melonie’s pussy from it being unused after her ex husband, Awesome Joey, was the last to make use of it. It’ll never happen though, she couldn’t be less attracted to him
I keep seeing everyone online saying her ex husband left her because he came out as a gay man. As funny as that would be I looked him up on social media and it appears he upgraded to a younger woman who is in great shape and he constantly posts social media stories about them being madly in love and videos of him carrying her through the water on foreign beaches. Meanwhile Melonie Mac is streaming Tomb Raider in the guest bedroom from her mom's house, eating sticks of butter, and is too scared to log onto Twitter because she pissed off all the people who only followed her because she yells faggot into a hot mic. She turns 40 next November and her current employer is basically a glorified simp paypig whale who pays her to hang out with him on stream 2 days a week on a show that's supposed to be about politics, which she knows fuck all about. Today flipping through the stream I caught a section where she was confused because she didn't know Dan Bongino was a streamer before he chosen to run the FBI, imagine that. Pretty sure that has been discussed on air while she was on the show at least a dozen times. This woman has zero skills and completely skated through her adult life soley based on her ability to look pretty now the wall is coming fast and she has nothing else. She is completely fucked and will probably live out the rest of her life in her parent's house milking middle-aged simps to buy Walmart frozen shrimp.

It will always be extremely funny to me that Jeremy signs her paychicks when she is exactly the type of makeup caked e-whore exploiting vulnerable men for money that he spent his entire time on Youtube raging against. In the end Jer just fails to recognize he's a simp of the highest order. I mean what's worse really? Some guy who pays $10 a month to some whore's OnlyFans to watch videos of her finger blasting her pussy or paying some walled out tattoo covered skank with a lukewarm IQ $60,000 a year to chair your political podcast for 90 minutes twice a week while you creep out on her?

This podcast is truly cursed. No one involved is making it out the other side except maybe Hannah. Even if she does though the stink of this show will follow her around for years. #PrisonForStyx2026

I kinda find this hard to believe. Based on my job as a Field tech for an internet company, I have some experience supporting conferences and events at hotels mainly on the network side of things. Any venue/internet company worth their salt would have tested their network for this very thing and would be prepared. Yes problems still happen but are resolved with the highest priority. He's just being lazy/full of shit as usual.
I think this operation is so fucked he's using the mobile network or wifi to transmit his show. Reading this comment made all the pieces come together in my head that I didn't think about before.

My new theory on what is happening here. Jeremy heard Tim Pool wasn't invited then rushed to book a booth from someone who cancelled at the last minute so he could posture as if he was a big deal, maybe even a Tim Pool replacement. He initially said he was on media row but then tweeted out to come meet him and get free coffee at booth #48. I assume the booths are numbered based on how close they are to the main stage. So I think he saw this as an opportunity to finally one up Tim and pretend he was the replacement but in actuality he just ended up getting a last minute vendor style booth that was only ever meant for some small time organization like "step-moms for liberty" where some lady would be standing under a pop up canopy handing out brochures about the importance of Bibles in public schools and buttons.

It's very clear from today's stream that his booth was not set up for broadcasting which is why they were all crammed in there like sardines and a convention security guard showed up to tell him to move his streaming shit because it was a fire hazard. Also didn't mention this before but definitely heard Hannah mention how close they were to the crowds of people walking by. There's literally just the table they are sitting at separating them from the walking path. Jeremy is just wasting money pretending to be important here but in reality he just rented a tiny cheap last minute booth, meant for 1-2 people tabling the event, then tried to stuff his whole cast and a streaming setup in there trying to fool the audience into thinking he's a real part of this event. I wouldn't be surprised if him telling the audience he might not be able to go live again is actually a lie to cover up the convention telling him he isn't allowed to do what he's doing anymore in the booth space he rented. Guess we'll see what happens for the rest of the week.

No wonder none of the cast wanted to be a part of this. The humiliations continue.
 
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This podcast is truly cursed. No one involved is making it out the other side except maybe Hannah
I hate to say Tim Pool's taint is still attached to her. That's half the reason she's on this fat fucks podcast. Adding another lolcow to her resume, she's stuck in the Kiwifarms world now.

I know from seeing some of Chrissy Maher and Ryan Kinel last year, the streaming area Jeremy is in setup for a streamer plus a guest. Throwing 6-8 (Jeremy makes up 4-7) people into a space made 2 is always going to be a disaster. He should've split his streams up into segments like his weekly stream.
 
I keep seeing everyone online saying her ex husband left her because he came out as a gay man
Yeah, I’ve seen that all over the place. A lie can travel half way across the globe before the truth can tie its boot lace. From my understanding, I think the confusion is because there’s another guy named Awesome Joey out there that is gay. Don’t know how true that is though. It’s probably just as simple as it’s funny to mock her for having it all: the job in her (then) beloved gaming industry, money, e-fame, and a good looking bf (even if he was a free loading, mooching bum that couldn’t hold down a job), before losing it all in under a year between her stance on the vaccine and marrying someone that was only with her because I guess he fucked real good so when she shut her legs and demanded he get a job he ran away with a chunk of her savings.
Meanwhile Melonie Mac is streaming Tomb Raider in the guest bedroom from her mom's house
Actually, she has her own place. Moved there from the north Dallas area back in 2023 after selling her house there for a great price. She lives around 30 minutes from her parents though, and with four fur babies. Melonie went from Dallas, with all of its eligible young bachelors, who she couldn’t secure even one over the years she had after her divorce (although she did admit in a now delisted video on her Bible Time channel that she did sext with at least one of her matches from whichever online dating service she used back then before swearing the entire concept off), to a small hick town. Huh, who would have thought that the conservative men of Texas have no interest in a near 40 tatted up divorcee that yells “faggot” online for attention, posts PG thirst traps while reading from the Bible, and has pissed off half the entire with such banger takes like supporting censorship in gaming and calling Sydney Sweeney a prostitute? And that was after getting canceled from the left. C’mon, Texans, she’s crazy but she’s desperate. Just give the old horizontal monster mash and then run like hell; it’s good cardio.
 
Actually, she has her own place. Moved there from the north Dallas area back in 2023 after selling her house there for a great price. She lives around 30 minutes from her parents though, and with four fur babies.
Well thank fuck for that. At least she had enough common sense to buy a modest house and pay it off, making her officially less retarded than Jeremy. I admit, Mel is just a side character in this circus that I don't pay much mind to when she's off camera. I have only seen a very small amount of her stand alone content but most of that was filmed in her parents house. Then she's constantly talking about going shopping with her mom and not being able to afford real food, leading me to the understanding that she lived there. With Jeremy I would do a deep dive on that kind of thing instead of just landing on a conclussion. Well Mel is certainly retarded but I guess the frozen WalMart shrimp and owning a home shows she at least has the common sense to save money and live a sustainable lifestyle, unlike Jeremy who made millions of dollars and bought a 3 story mansion for 2 people to live in then filled up a warehouse with cars he never drives and ends up acting like the world in on fire when he's suddenly ONLY getting 9 million Youtube views a month.
 
Wait, Hambly is borrowing the playbook of... reviewtechusa?

Treating his gofer like shit to make himself feel like the bigger man.

I do like that scAMfest soaked JerBear for $15k. That's enjoyable.
 
I hate to say Tim Pool's taint is still attached to her. That's half the reason she's on this fat fucks podcast. Adding another lolcow to her resume, she's stuck in the Kiwifarms world now.

I know from seeing some of Chrissy Maher and Ryan Kinel last year, the streaming area Jeremy is in setup for a streamer plus a guest. Throwing 6-8 (Jeremy makes up 4-7) people into a space made 2 is always going to be a disaster. He should've split his streams up into segments like his weekly stream.
Exactly, I love @returnofthemacandcheese posts but I hate to say Hannah Claire ain’t making it out of this shit show. I mean…fuck man she got let go from Dim Fool and now suffahing on this obese retarded man child’s podcast. Believe me, if she had better options she’d be doing it. The reality is the only way I can see this be worth Hannah and Melonie’s time is to sue Jer Jer for hostile workplace environment and sexual harassment. My theory is that they are both waiting for the rug to be completely pulled from underneath this shit show and strike a deal behind the scenes with a payout Jeramy would have to pay or they would go public and/or sue Jeramy. I have a feeling Sydney did the same thing behind closed doors and Jeramy was/is seething that she most likely backed him into a corner and she walked away with the tea company and thepublica (before it got shut down) or else she would have sued and caused Jeramy to literally lose everything then and there. Even though kino bros grease the wheels of the different clips, a lot can be used in court as evidence to Jeramy’s detriment and it’s probably wise of both Melanie and Hannah to play dumb and not mention Kino Casino as they may not want to show their hand. If they do that they will literally kill Jeramy’s streaming career. I know Melonie is retarded, but I don’t think Hannah is.
I am interested in the plan going into the New Year . If Jeramy terminates their contract early I can see them suing, but truthfully I see them riding out the end of the contract as negotiation some sort of payment (let’s say golden parachute) or they will go after Jeramy and Jeramy truly would be fucking felted immeasurably.

S/N: I just finished reading that Mel got her own place and is living a much more sustainable lifestyle. Good for her! She still stupid as fuck,
But not nearly as dumb as I once originally thought. I suppose she has enough sense to understand she doesn’t want to end up where the fat balding retard will eventually end up. The next arc I’m praying for is the Ms. Quartering Arc. I sincerely hope she ends this farce of a marriage and felt him so the last shred of faux “muh conservative lyfe styuh” can be eroded.
 
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I hate to say Hannah Claire ain’t making it out of this shit show
When I say "make it out the other side" I don't mean that I think Hannah Claire's star is going to rise. I just meant that her worst case scenario is probably that she will end up pumping out more babies and being a stay at home mom while the worst case scenario for the rest of the soon to be former cast is that they go to jail, die bitter and alone, or lose everything they've worked for up to this point. Obviously this show is going to be a stain on everyone involved that will never wash out.

I have a feeling Sydney did the same thing behind closed doors and Jeramy was/is seething that she most likely backed him into a corner and she walked away with the tea company and thepublica (before it got shut down) or else she would have sued and caused Jeramy to literally lose everything then and there.
I think Hannah and Mel could easily take him to court but Sydney would have had an absolute slam dunk case for workplace sexual harassment if she decided to chase it down. He quietly went back and deleted that one stream where he was talking mad shit about her fucking him over, so make of that what you will.
 
I don’t mean to shit up the thread with “Jeremy fat” but whew…that improved camera angle that fits all of Hannah’s face doesn’t do him any favors. The man is massively obese, there’s no way he can fly with a single airline seat. He literally looks like he could be pregnant with Melonie Mac.

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The show itself is once again, halfway decent by Quartering standards. While the hosts actually seem interested in talking to each other unlike usual, the constant passerby interruptions because they’re not in a proper streaming booth offsets that.
 
I don’t mean to shit up the thread with “Jeremy fat” but whew…that improved camera angle that fits all of Hannah’s face doesn’t do him any favors. The man is massively obese, there’s no way he can fly with a single airline seat. He literally looks like he could be pregnant with Melonie Mac.

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The show itself is once again, halfway decent by Quartering standards. While the hosts actually seem interested in talking to each other unlike usual, the constant passerby interruptions because they’re not in a proper streaming booth offsets that.

Goddamn he got hit with the $500 chair fee because they had to get him a reinforced industrial strength chair.
 
HOLY SHIT! MEL'S DENTED! That's a hard 40 years old her face is showing. She needs to just keep her face pointing forward to hide jowls she's grown

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Being nearly 500kg, Jeremy got a steal on the chair hire at $500. Bariatric chairs are pretty much the only thing that can hold him, and they retail at nearly $2,000 for the extra wide size. Add a motor to help get his fat gunt off the ground and it's $10,000

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HOLY SHIT! MEL'S DENTED! That's a hard 40 years old her face is showing. She needs to just keep her face pointing forward to hide jowls she's grown

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Melonie Mac had a fair run, but like most women who seem reasonably fit up to their mid-30s, the wall comes hard and fast by the big Four-Oh.

Reminds of Asian women; some of them look beautiful and youthful until their 40s, then wake up one day looking like the shop owner in Gremlins.

As others have pointed out, Melonie has no other assets as a streamer except her looks. Now that those are fading, she literally has nothing to offer. I sure hope this bitch has a solid escape plan, because no-one wants to see a tatted-up, aged whore looking like Madonna’s sister shriek incoherently about 1996 Tomb Raider.
 
Melonie Mac had a fair run, but like most women who seem reasonably fit up to their mid-30s, the wall comes hard and fast by the big Four-Oh.

Reminds of Asian women; some of them look beautiful and youthful until their 40s, then wake up one day looking like the shop owner in Gremlins.
Agree completely, I just didn't realise how fast she's aged out. I understand now why she barely turns her head on streams and tries to avoid moving around too much. Adds to the discussion why she hasnt found a man. No way any fit man she'd be attracted to would want to fuck their grandma, but she's way too attractive for the dented down syndrome crowd she's attracted online. Listening to the superchats she gets, they have to be from people too retarded to know how to change their youtube feed, or they're Indian
 
Melonie Mac had a fair run, but like most women who seem reasonably fit up to their mid-30s, the wall comes hard and fast by the big Four-Oh.

Reminds of Asian women; some of them look beautiful and youthful until their 40s, then wake up one day looking like the shop owner in Gremlins.

As others have pointed out, Melonie has no other assets as a streamer except her looks. Now that those are fading, she literally has nothing to offer. I sure hope this bitch has a solid escape plan, because no-one wants to see a tatted-up, aged whore looking like Madonna’s sister shriek incoherently about 1996 Tomb Raider.
Ya know honestly, I really do hope Jeremy cheats on his wife with Melanie, and it gets exposed, because that'll mean everybody watched it blatantly happen in real time, and that nobody did a damn thing to stop it lmfao.
 
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