Why is my dog a corophile?

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OrionBalls

Those bones look delicious!
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And why does she only want the fresh turds?
 
Dog product idea, imitation poo. A can of sweet potatoes, chicken chunks, and vitamin-infused shit flavor/smell/coloring. Individual servings that you microwave like hot pockets. And you could scale the serving sizes for different weights of dogs to scientifically correct animal poos, like “rabbit poo” would be a little baggie of pellets for extra small dogs, for medium dogs you’d have “deer poo” which is like a handful of raisins, etc
 
It's a deeply ingrained hunting instinct in dogs. It makes prey animals think they're being chased by a gigantic, animated heap of feces with claws and fangs instead of by a dog.
 
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