🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I'm pretty sure if it meant getting him his penis sucked he wouldn't care if she was extra chunky. In his mind it just means she costs less.
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Besides, from what I've heard, fat chicks give the best head. Something about them really going to town on it. Dunno how true it is though but since I've heard it on the internet it must be true.
There was a theory a ways back that fat chicks were better lays because they made up for being less likely to be picked on looks with more enthusiasm/better technique in the sack. How true it was is hard to say, but I figure after a couple of decades of modern enthusiasm and fat acceptance bollocks, even if it was true, it's less likely to be so now women have been told they're just as attractive and valid even if they're a ham planet.
 
even if it was true, it's less likely to be so now women have been told they're just as attractive and valid even if they're a ham planet.
Just because people say that doesnt mean its true or even said women believe its true. Women are just as obsessed with their weight as they have always been, perhaps even more so because of Instagram models giving them unnatainable expectations through filters and all that. Its like with Trannies, you are socially coersed to say they are heckin valid women but hardly anyone believes it, not even themselves half the time.
 
There was a theory a ways back that fat chicks were better lays because they made up for being less likely to be picked on looks with more enthusiasm/better technique in the sack.

You know how some high proportion of the enjoyment of eating a fantastic meal is about the appearance? They're not giving out Michelin stars to places that serve slop on a plate, regardless of how good it tastes.

I'm pretty sure the same thing is true of sex.
 
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Nobody is looking to give it up to a man like that for free -- especially one who looks like Russell.
Russ has something that he COULD have bargained into a solid 5 or 6, at least for awhile - his citizenship. But he's too full of himself to admit he'd have to use that, and so refuses to consider it even as he uses whores in the worst case scenarios for relationships.
 
There was a theory a ways back that fat chicks were better lays because they made up for being less likely to be picked on looks with more enthusiasm/better technique in the sack. How true it was is hard to say, but I figure after a couple of decades of modern enthusiasm and fat acceptance bollocks, even if it was true, it's less likely to be so now women have been told they're just as attractive and valid even if they're a ham planet.
Yeah I mean that's what I heard but I've never been able to put it into practice so I wouldn't know.

Sounds pretty funny though.
 
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There was a theory a ways back that fat chicks were better lays because they made up for being less likely to be picked on looks with more enthusiasm/better technique in the sack. How true it was is hard to say, but I figure after a couple of decades of modern enthusiasm and fat acceptance bollocks, even if it was true, it's less likely to be so now women have been told they're just as attractive and valid even if they're a ham planet.
It’s insane how little Russ cares about personality, but women are supposed to overlook his terrible appearance because he’s “a really good guy”.
 
I stumbled upon a 2023 article by a local radio station; it's about Magical Star Buddy's brothel crusade (Link/Archive). It doesn't contain anything new, but I'm including it here for completeness.
 
I stumbled upon a 2023 article by a local radio station; it's about Magical Star Buddy's brothel crusade (Link/Archive). It doesn't contain anything new, but I'm including it here for completeness.
Looks like it's repurposed from that 8 News Now article and interview from upthread, but it's fun to know he got the full measure of his fifteen minutes at that time.
 
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There was a theory a ways back that fat chicks were better lays because they made up for being less likely to be picked on looks with more enthusiasm/better technique in the sack. How true it was is hard to say, but I figure after a couple of decades of modern enthusiasm and fat acceptance bollocks, even if it was true, it's less likely to be so now women have been told they're just as attractive and valid even if they're a ham planet.
I think that was pre interwebz days. Something like "fattys have to blow guys/be freaky to get dates". Might be part truth, part BS.
 
fat chicks give the best head. Something about them really going to town on it. Dunno how true it is though but since I've heard it on the internet it must be true.
Well, there's plenty of evidence to suggest that bigger girls have no problem with swallowing.
 
If you haven't checked up on Russhole's lolsuit against the farms lately, you should. The Bamboon has absolutely been losing his shit all weekend, and 3 filings (so far) have hit the Kiwi Farms this morning. :lol:
 
If you haven't checked up on Russhole's lolsuit against the farms lately, you should. The Bamboon has absolutely been losing his shit all weekend, and 3 filings (so far) have hit the Kiwi Farms this morning. :lol:
It's true. The case is going full retard speed ahead. I'm going to have to turn off my phone AND put it in another room just so I can get anything productive done today.
 
Someone should AI-Blend Greer's face with this image of Calvin. It summarizes his mood at the moment.

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Did we have this? Over two years ago.
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It's not a page -- it's a Facebook personal profile under the business name, which you're not supposed to do (I had a few back in the day that got taken down). I found it by accident because he posted the same thing in an investment group.
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Note: Tucson? Is that where the possibly-mythical Christopher Wilson was from, perhaps?
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Friends:
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I've been trying and failing to archive either the post or the profile showing the post, but archives are not cooperating with me.
 
I'm losing my God damn mind. Fucking Retard Russ put part of his book in a filling, the book he's sueing the Farms over, and is now being asked to fully reproduce it for the court. He literally shit all over his own copyright to upload his book to a publicly avaliable place, literal goverment archives, where it will be accessible to anyone for perpetuity. The maddest of lads.
 
I'm losing my God damn mind. Fucking Retard Russ put part of his book in a filling, the book he's sueing the Farms over, and is now being asked to fully reproduce it for the court. He literally shit all over his own copyright to upload his book to a publicly avaliable place, literal goverment archives, where it will be accessible to anyone for perpetuity. The maddest of lads.

What you don't realize is that Crusty is playing 10 dimensional chess. He is at least 1200+ moves ahead of A Website, Josh, and his council. Greeee is just waiting to spring his trap that he has been quietly laying for the last few years and he'll have A Website, Josh, Hardin, the Magistrate, the District judge legally declared his slaves for life and be forced to work in his brothel dungeon. It's so diabolical that you'd think he was a total moron throughout these proceedings, but its all just an act!
 
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