📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[BoobWhiskers]

So he’s literally sent back to the mines solely because he’s that creepy to the women? And this is seen as a Tranny W?

Yeah, all the women in the company aggressively bully him and he throws a fit about it 'takes a stand' and goes back to the mines instead.

It's even funnier because apparently when HR had moved him to the secretarial department, they had let him keep the hours and pay he was making as a miner. So he got what was a very cushy transfer to go do office work WITH full hazard pay and everything preserved so as not to ruffle feathers. And the women managed to make his life so miserable that he goes back to coal mining instead lmao.

Another Kiwi posted an article summarizing the whole story here. The entire thing is a monumental L for the dude, honestly. Got called a faggot nonstop growing up, realized if he didn't want to be turning tricks on the street he had to just be a man and get a job and basically worked as Carlos until the government pushed more trans shit, then got a boob job and changed his name, got transfered to secretarial work, got bullied out of secretarial work, and now considers himself a stunning and brave pioneer of women in mining despite the fact that it was a law change eight years later that actually said real women were okay to do mining work.

So it's basically just the story of an annoying fag in a mine that everyone involved knew was just a dude who later got bolt-ons, who had no impact whatsoever on anything other than causing a headache for his company's HR department.

 

[Magic Pickle]

That is how I will server the farms and ensure we have content. How will you serve the farms?

Just let me know ahead of time so I don't accidentally friendly fire at you when I'm roasting trannies. I'd hate to catch a Kiwi in the crossfire.

Thread tax.
Men are from Mars: a MTF is frustrated by the gigantic size of his cranium, which allegedly makes even other men look like pinheads in comparison. He likens his own appearance to the aliens from Mars Attacks!, which is really more of an insult to the Martian invaders than it is to him. Sadly, no selfies of this missing link, or else I would've provided them.
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Is it okay to be angry about your head size ?​

My head is really big and it really makes me angry. I see all those men and women with little heads and I feel envy.
Like yes, I can somewhat fix it with jaw operations , hair styles and posture but these are marginal changes, my head will still be big
Why do I have to like an alien from Mars attacks , like how is this even supposed to work ?

Despite being met with casual transphobia, this li'l dood is confident enough in her masculinity to not break down into weeping devastation as she ordinarily would; instead she absorbs the vicious barbs by chugging eggnog directly from its container "like an alcoholic father," because this method "makes [me] feel more manly." If any of you ever feel overwhelmed this holiday season, just imagine a munchkin sobbing as she proclaims her manliness to an audience of no one, eggnog and tears running together down her face. Comedy!
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Transphobic/insensitive jokes​

Tw: Transphobic, insensitivity
Does anyone else notice that once you’re trans there’s plenty of people who make insensitive jokes/ comments that are basically just thinly veiled transphobia? I feel like I’m not the only one and I wonder if it’s even on purpose. My step mom just said I looked like a girl because I got my hair straightened for the first time in years and I already didn’t like it because it didn’t feel like me but that just made it worse. And it’s not like she’s transphobic herself. I’m out to her and she’s even tried to change my dad’s mind on his own transphobic/homophobic views. I guess I was just shocked she said that. And honestly it stung a little. I’m not saying this because I’m sad necessarily but because to wonder if anyone else has noticed this. I don’t even think it’s intentional. Either way I’m more confident in my masculinity now so instead of crying and spiraling like I normally would I’m drinking egg nog from the carton like an alcoholic father cause it makes me feel more manly. Let me know if you have experienced/noticed the same thing.

A man in a dress makes himself miserable by pursuing his true self, which is the opposite of what everyone tells me will happen when those of transgender alignment are permitted to transition as they wish to. It's so weird how routinely it ruins their bodies and minds... I'm positive it's just some sort of transphobic myth being propagated by bad actors and astroturfers, though. Yes, most definitely...
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I wish I was cis​

You get a pang of envy every time you see a pretty girl so your life’s goal is to become a minority that 80% of the planet hates, 90% wouldn’t be friends with and 95% wouldn’t date, that’s if you’re in one of the countries where transitioning legal, otherwise lmao good luck(which I’m not so that’s fun)
And even in the countries where it is legal you’re the most used political target or just mocked becaus it’s socially acceptable to be extraordinarily cruel to trans people
That’s before considering what your family will do about it. I don’t know how I’m gonna be able to visit my mom or dad who I love very very much when I have boobs no body hair and maybe had facial feminization surgery.
Or you could not do that and get the most crippling depression every time you look in the mirror and fail to live up to every socially accepted ideal of masculinity
I wish I could just be the normal dude that my family knows and sees, I wish he actually existed, I wish I got that pang of envy every time I looked at Han Solo instead of Lea, I wish I could just get a normal crush on a girl before stopping myself because she’s probably 1.straight or 2. Even if she was gay I’m like 7 years off being anything close to woman
I just hate it so much, actual demonic curse

Shot, meet chaser: this red, red whine goes nicely with the man-meat before it, though this one is the tale of a pooner who feels more like a zoo animal than an animal wrangler like Steve Irwin. "Being obviously trans is fucking embarrassing," she writes, but I'm taking out my red pen and suggesting an edit: it's not that being obviously trans is fucking embarrassing, it's that being trans is obviously fucking embarrassing. The order of words can change the meaning quite a bit, you see.
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freak show​

I've been on t for two years and this past year I've been in a deep depression. So deep that other people don't even know I'm depressed because its just constant. It makes me not wanna get out of bed, not give a fuck about my friends or school (I'm in college that I'm paying for), not sleep for days and then sleep for days straight. I think part of the reason is I'm fucking embarrassed. Being obviously trans is fucking embarrassing. People look at me like I'm just doing this for attention. I can see it in their eyes when they're seeing me as an "other" or assessing wtf I even am. I'm not somebody that ever wants attention, I just couldn't keep living my life as a girl. I'm in a constant state of embarrassment whenever I'm around people I'm not comfortable with. And even with people I'm comfortable with, like my girlfriend, there are all these embarrassing moments like when I have to ask her to close her eyes so I can take my binder off. I fucking hate it here I just want to be normal. I feel like I'm in a zoo.

A crossdressing homosexual is upset that the kinds of men who are eager to stick their dicks in a crazy man's asshole are not usually the kind of upstanding fellow to make an honest woman out of... well, probably not even a farm animal, to be honest. But don't sweat it, OP - surely being a cat-collecting spinster could be just as gender-affirming, right?
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marriage​

is anyone else tired of the constant situationships/hookups. tbh I just want to get married but the type of guys who are open to marrying trans women in general just give me the ick :/ most guys at my uni switch up when I tell them im trans (where I feel like im most likely to meet someone worth being with / my age / similar ambition in life). im so desensitized at this point

Ellen DeGenerate: a TiF is bowled over with envy and embarrassment at her sister's wedding where she spent most of it malding over being the shortest stick to be drawn, even going as far as to mean-mug her brother-in-law on his special day out of broiling jealousy. The worst insult of all, of course, is that her sister compares her, the next day, to famous lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. What a hard life to lead!
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I wish I could go to a social event without feeling bad about myself​

For context, I was at my sister's wedding yesterday and I experienced the worst dysphoria. First my sister calls me a princess. Then my grandma mentions how I'm soo short. Then my brother tells me that I have way more estrogen than he does because I'm a woman (we were talking about hair loss). Then I look at all the men and women there, realizing that I'm the shortest once again. In all the pictures, everyone is taller than. It's so fucking humiliating. I couldn't enjoy the wedding at all, I kept staring at the groom because I was so jealous of him. That will never be me and it hurts so much.
And now today, my sister told me I look like Ellen DeGeneres. I can't do this anymore. I genuinely feel so awful about myself. Why do I look like this..

Brotherly feud: a troon gets between a pair of brothers when he states online that he insists on making his unwanted presence present in women's bathrooms, offending his boyfriend's brother who declares he would proudly beat any tranny he caught being a space invader; in reply, the boyfriend returns fire and claims he'll gladly assault his brother if it means allowing his pervert boyfriend access to women's bathrooms. Now OP is crying crocodile tears at the idea that he's forcing a wedge in his chaser paramour's family, whining to the internet at large: "Is this my fault just for being me?"
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Argument between my boyfriend and brother in law because of me​

I made a statement on my facebook that said that I deserve to use the women’s bathroom just as much as any other woman. Well I guess my brother in law didn’t like that because he unfriended me and then responded along the lines with, “If I ever saw a trans person trying to use the women’s bathroom they better watch out before they get thrown to the floor.”
This caused my boyfriend who is very very protective of me (he says its because I’m his first girlfriend) to respond with “Im not afraid to lay out a military man in defense of my girl.”
Is this my fault for just being me? I feel like such a burden now because I don’t want arguments between family like this. It just makes me feel bad seeing this happen just because I’m trying to live my life.
I just dont know what to do

Nearly two years into poisoning her body with steroids, this autistic and traumatized TiF's dreams of manhood continue to elude her as everyone around her - including her husband - defaults to viewing her simply as a very hairy woman. Now she feels she is at a crossroads: if she turns back and detransitions, her hyperfixation on her sexed features will continue to agonize her - but if she follows this road forward, she realizes that it goes on forever, likening it to being trapped on "a hamster wheel that never ends." Despite the futility of her transition, her fellow doodz naturally encourage her to stay the course, trapping yet another in the endless cycle...
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Is it worth it anymore?​

I will be on T for two years in April '26. At this point, I don't pass. I do not qualify for top surgery. My husband has slipped into the habit od misgendering me. I am misgendered even in trans spaces. People see me as a hairy as fuck woman. I am trying to be positive. I dress masculine. I use male body language. I do what everyone expects of men, but I am never read as a man. I am tired. It's starting to feel less and less like I will ever fit in with cis men. It's fine if I come off as a gay man, but to be read as man at all would be nice.
I'm feeling so depressed. I feel like a dirt nap is calling to me. Not just because of trans stuff, but autism, trauma, and my government all overlapping to create this soup of feeling lime a useless thing that would be better off giving up and sinking into nothingness.
I am not currently a danger to myself. I have an emergency plan and an iPad with access to a crisis center. Please don't read this as a last bid. I'm just really really sad.
I dunno what to do anymore. If I go back to trying to be a woman, then it will feel like a lie and dysphoria will still hurt. If I keep truing to fix this dysphoria bs, then I will stay in this hamster wheel that never ends where no one sees me correctly, I can't get the surgeries I want, hell even voice training isn't helping much. I can't lower my register past a tenor.
I have gotten into the habit of imagining cutting my own chest off outside the hospital and just walking in so they can sew up the wounds, but I know that is bad.

One hell of a cuckoo's nest: an autistic TiF with PTSD, DID (dissociative identity disorder) who is am ambulatory wheelchair user with a cane is having issues when her boyfriend, an autistic schizophrenic with spinal problems, has started backsliding in behavior due to changing medications. According to OP, the boyfriend's father - a "bisexual, middle-aged liberal and former cop" - thinks that part of his son's issues relates to his mother's abandoment and says he believes his son fears OP leaving him because she is female; naturally, OP's female socialization kicks in to both downplay how much it upset her but also dwell on how much it upset her.
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AIO or is this transphobic? my partner’s father said he’s “afraid anything with a vagina will leave him” (referring to me!)​

I’m 24 and I’ve been with my partner for a bit over a year. I have been on HRT for 2 years. I have always known his family and been with him as a man. None of them knew me pre-transition.
I called my (hopefully) future father-in-law because of a mental health episode my partner was having. He’s schizophrenic. I was genuinely concerned because of his delusions/hallucinations. Usually, they don’t make him violent, but he’s been withdrawing off a medication that caused anger issues and switching to a new one. Things have been good except for a few incidents this week.
In an effort to relate to his son, after everything was calmed down his dad said, “he had a shitty mother, so he’s worried that anything with a vagina will leave him.”
Both of us looked uncomfortably at each other, but his dad moved on, and I know it wasn’t ill intentioned, but it made me feel nauseous.
I recently found out it’s $8k-$10k for me to have top surgery, but I have to have a hysterectomy. It’s deemed medically necessary. I’ve been bleeding for the past 3 months. So maybe I’m being over sensitive because of it?
I didn’t say anything. I know my boyfriend’s father wasn’t trying to say anything bad. My partner was abandoned by his mother as a child. But so was I. Does he know that? No. I don’t know.
I know his father understands, partly, that we’ve had our genuine ups and downs due to mental disabilities—we both are autistic, struggle heavily with PTSD, are DID systems, and I’m personally legally disabled for my issues. Physically, I’m an ambulatory wheelchair user, a cane user, and have everything from disabled placards to a shower chair in my apartment. My partner is also newly accepting his diagnoses and life as a disabled man. Something may be wrong with his spine, but his father has mostly just pushed a ‘get a job’ narrative. Now his body can’t just go on and get.
My partner, 21M, a beyond gorgeous and insanely intelligent, kind, and loving person is proudly gay and his fuck the system attitude is slightly genetic. His father is a bisexual middle aged liberal and former cop that quit because he saw corruption and hated it. He’s an artist while I’m a writer. White while I’m brown, abled while I’m not, born in the USA while I was separated in infancy and purchased to the soonest bidder from a corrupt adoption agency. I personally have no idea who my father is.
But as a father, I respect my partner’s dad. He says he loves me. I say I love him back. We hug. I also don’t feel like he knows me well enough to say…that.
Mostly because he’s also misgendered me, albeit corrected himself. The whole “they/them” thing while he doesn’t know that I’m a DID system.
Even called me she in front of me.
Like. I understand mistakes, but I have a mustache. My name is Javier (fake name, but similarly masculine). I am known as “the boyfriend” and the “brother” by his sister!
I’m transgender, obviously. But he’s never known me as anything but a man. I don’t understand how it’s so damn hard! I don’t understand why my genitalia is the focus of things.
Believe me, I understand mother abandonment wounds more than I words can fathom. But I don’t understand why it had to be said like that.
Am I overreacting for thinking it’s transphobic? My bf doesn’t think so, he agrees with me, and says it’s weirdly reductive. I won’t say anything, because I don’t want to start drama, but I just need some other opinions from some trans guys because I kinda just want to sit in the shower for a very long time.
Thanks.
*Edited for correction/clarity on the quote.

A TiF (who can't decide if she wants to be a butch woman or a "femboy") with BPD wants to go the way of Homunculus100_ and become a mono-legged manlet, claiming that her leg needs to be amputated due to "exploding during a motorcycle accident." Her history is littered with not only a determination to get her leg off, but also trichotillomania (compulsive hair-pulling) and routine ketamine usage and former opioid abuse, so I can only imagine why the doctors are less than eager to hack off her limb at her whim.
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Doctors fucking discriminating because im trans???​

They saw my ID and immediately were like yea u probably have blood clots bc of your hormones and ordered an ultrasound of my leg (why I went to the ER) and a pregnancy test. Then when I asked them all I want is a referral to a different doctor bc I need it amputated (the one they referred me to didn’t accept my appointment) they were like “well WhAt dO yOU WaNt Me tO do?” Like bitch im on gel and IVE HAD THIS ISSUE BEFORE I TRANSITIONED. Clowns.
Anyways…. I really want my gender markers changed and idk how imma do it in FL UGHHH

Spoiler: Here are some recovered posts that she has deleted.

And to finish us off, one of my favorite genres of posts: when troons 'n' poons talk about the little things in life that set off their neuroses. There are a lot of genuinely hilarious entries in this one, so I highly recommend you take a read through. Highlights include multiple girls reporting that they hate the sound of their urine, feeling insecure about the way they drive and having bad relationships with their fathers.
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What is the “weirdest” thing you get dysphoric over?​

I don’t mean height or voice or anything like that. Ill go first- enjoying a candle in my room.

Spoiler: #JustGirlyThings!

[–]harvestyourhopes
Neck lines on t-shirts that are the slightest bit too low and/or have a thin collar. Might sound crazy but one of the reasons I prefer wearing vintage is because how thick the collars were stitched back then.

[–]yourloveryourzero​

Omg i thought this was just me.. its part of why i religiously buy graphic tees from the walmart mens section too​

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[–]fieryembers​

Ugh yes. My scrub tops for work have a v neck that shows my binder. I hate it when my binder shows, even though to everyone else it probably just looks like an undershirt. ​

[–]Glitch-Strike
The sound of my pee and having stuffed animals

[–]dantrbl
being bad at video games LMAO
also drinking from cans or bottles because my brain is convinced i do it in a womanly way?? whatever that means for cavemen dysphoria brain

[–]cottagecoreboy​

holy shit i get so much dysphoria from being bad at video games, probably because i connect it to not having a "boy" childhood​

[–]someonecalledlarry_
Caring about people and showing interest

[–]Gullible-Bet-7289
My "t-rex" arms. I'm autistic and when I hold my arms this way it makes me feel more secure, but it also makes me dysphoric. It makes me feel small and feminine, but I don't quite understand why.

[–]Klunsischnunsi​

I work with kids who have a disability and many of the autistic boys / young men I know also do that, it’s pretty common and not feminine whatsoever imo​

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[–]Gullible-Bet-7289​

Why, thank you! That actually helps a lot ​

[–]tropicalfishlamp
literally the sound of my breath the sound I make when I sigh or am out of breath from exercise

[–]mentalissuespeep13
I would say- my fingernails, they grow so damn fast and I keep cutting them super short. It still doesn’t make me feel good dysphoria wise.

[–]strvngeparadise
i went swim short shopping last year and tried some on and nearly started crying because i got dysphoric over my fucking knees

[–]Chaoddian
Not eating meat. Ik diet isn't gendered but I feel like it is somehow too feminine to not like meat

[–]ThreeEqualsFour​

No i totally get it. My mum's new boyfriend is a chef and he LOVES meat and salt. Now I eat lots of meat and cover my food in salt (when its necessary). Not doing it doesnt make me feel dysphoric but doing it absolutely makes me feel awesomely manly lmao.​

Ive also branched out my eating and become less picky. Being a picky eater makes me somewhat dysphoric tbh​

[–]midwesternGothic24
For many years I had a credit card that was like a pastel rainbow gradient and I got to feeling like I was giving myself away everytime I was at a register. So I ordered a new credit card and it’s red

[–]CitrineGhost​

the man color, of course​

[–]99serpent
Driving. Don’t even know how to explain this one.

[–]CitrineGhost​

gotta drive with one hand, arm resting on the window ledge, like a trucker lmao​

[–]Spiritual_Excuse_751
having more than two pillows on my bed (i currently have 5)

[–]CitrineGhost​

This is so real. I'm disabled so I need a bunch for various support locations and the ability to adjust them more precisely and I'm like... fellas is it womanly to be comfortable and free of pain? (it does not help that I just sewed up some really cute pillowscases with a pink snoopy fabric I got from a family friend in a big box of random scrap fabrics. They're cute as fuck but every time I see my bed I'm like, a 13-year-old girl sleeps here lmao)​

[–]Mousestar369
The movie Dead Poet's Society. I have no idea why, I just know that I watched like a third of it in English class a few years back and was basically incapable of humaning for the rest of the day

[–]HomeworkScary2919
For me, it’s the way I hold a coffee mug. If I use my whole hand and loop my fingers through the handle, it feels delicate and almost fragile, which triggers it. If I consciously force myself to use the 'manly' finger-only grip, it feels fake and performative. So you’re stuck between feeling internally wrong or feeling externally dishonest, all over a stupid piece of ceramic)))))

[–]Tangled_Clouds
I dunno but today a random stranger told me my voice was “too soft for a man”, whatever that means. This shit fucked me up for a hot minute like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

[–]CitrineGhost​

if someone said that to me i would shit that's so scary wtf​

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[–]FuckerJames​

I once went on a few dates with a dude before telling him I was trans. His response when I told him: “ya I know, your voice gave you away.”​

Cue 8 solid years of dysphoria that still hasn’t gone away. Fuck that dude.​

[–]FuckerJames
How I sit on a couch
Or how I look while standing still.

[–]Arsemi_Cos
The sound of my pee when using a public restroom

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[–]CitrineGhost​

big. I am literally like, someone is going to ask me why my pee sounds so close to the toilet. it must have happened to someone before, right!!​

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[–]Arsemi_Cos​

bro sometimes I'll like hover just so it sounds like im standing. literally the dumbest shit my brain makes up​

[–]Nilehorse3276
Having stuffed animals, enjoying a bath, and that I squeal girlishly with joy when, well, joyful.

[–]ProduceOrdinary8460
Pajama pants that are loose around my ankles, especially paired with those pajama pants having long drawstrings I have no idea why

[–]klvd
The way I hold things like my laptop when walking around at work (should I hold it to my chest? the side of my leg?), my backpack when on the bus, or my reusable shopping bags when they're empty.

[–]Present_Muscle_2375​

I remember noticing in school, back before people used backpacks that I noticed girls carried their books at their chest and guys carried their books by their leg. The books feel more secure by my chest but my dysphoria keeps me hanging them by my leg.​

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[–]FenixEscarlata​

i hold everything against my chest to cover it whenever i have the opportunity lol​

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[–]klvd​

Every time I hold things to my chest, I notice it, feel bad, and try holding it down by my leg instead. But I'm also constantly clipping my leg and hip on things so it feels like an accident waiting to happen. So dumb.​

[–]Klunsischnunsi
Having a bad relationship with my dad

[–]Present_Muscle_2375
This is really obscure. I sleep in the buff and I get up at night to pee and we leave a little light on in the bathroom. When I’m done I close the door behind me because we don’t want dogs in the bathroom. While walking out, the light hits me from behind and I can see the curve of my hip (and I don’t have big hips) as the shadow in the hallway and I HATE it and makes me wonder if I am more “hippy” than I think I am.

[–]TrueGrade9359
one time I was eating a burrito and got nervous that I wasn’t gonna pass bc the way I was eating the burrito wasn’t manly enough. Idfk

[–]RoarinSoryn
My (cis) boyfriend. He's my transition goals but it kills me too

[–]Septicmon​

Same. But also not being able to pick up my boyfriend when he does it so easily to me.​

[–]Only_Manufacturer735
putting a sear belt on

[–]lambentyapper
My laugh and not really knowing anything when it comes to cars

[–]ZhenyaKon
When my mom was helping me car shop she wanted me to get a Subaru (she loves them, they're reliable, and both my brothers have them). But I feel like they're a lesbian car, and I knew I would feel too dysphoric to drive one. Got a Toyota and love it, lol

[–]Autisticrocheter
Showing my friends I care about them, which sucks

[–]FearoftheVoid83
The way i sit on a bus

[–]OkStandard8407
Having to stand up to get out of the car

[–]jude_the_dumbass
I used to get so dysphoric when I was ordering drinks I don't mind many sodas but I loooove lemonades so Id always order them and I feel like it made me look feminine.That's was until my family went on a diet and my bear-of-a-man father started drinking lemonade too. That was really helpful for me )

[–]Jaded_Cantaloupe191
doing anything more than just shampoo/conditioner and bodywash while I shower. Even though i have sensitive skin and probably need to do the whole "body scrub, bodywash, face cleanser, lotion" every time I shower.

[–]FuckerJames​

Oh this is so real.​

I have an insane shower and skincare routine because I like the luxuryof it all (and also cherish my skin), but goddamn the shame and dysphoria I feel sometimes when I look at all my bath products really just hits sometimes ​

[–]Background_Lion2153
Wearing long pants. Idk

[–]Careful-Answer9049
my hands. so not guy like. they're just weird looking

[–]cokezerobuddy
having my hair up for skincare/ etc. i feel like the wattpad "y/n" with a messy bun lol

[–]geebo_schmeebo
The way I walk

[–]plzzaparty3
my hand movements/gestures

[–]Ziggy_Stardust567
When I started transitioning, I was dysphoric about not liking beer. I like beer now though so all is good.
And when I was still at school seating plans made me very dysphoric. It's because so many teachers forgot that I was trans when making a seating plan and putting it in boy girl order, so I always looked for any boy girl type of patterns on the seating plan just in case. I knew which teachers forgot or just didn't care that I was trans, and I always skipped their classes.

[–]Theconfusedwaffle
Probably seeing my shadow or driving a car.

[–]vaisefuderjonathan
the size of my neck I wish it was wider

[–]Fickle-Membership-46
Having naturally light hair

[–]EntireHope3942
wearing flavored chapstick because it reminds me of that lyric in I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it

[–]space-eraser
the texture of my hair and my bare arms when i dont have bracelets on. weird asf

[–]SausageScientist01
Having floppy shoe laces

[–]HauntingListen8756
I got dysphoric about how my sigh sounded today

[–]dale_summers
Having more girl oc's than boy oc's. Listening to vocaloid. Liking tadc & fnaf (im somehow more dysphoric over liking fnaf than i am about Mystic Messenger). Having completely medium sized boobs. Subconsciously grabbing my chest all the time for some reason? Being bad at Sonic games. Being good at mobile games. Liking mobile games.

[–]Visible-Asparagus-15
craving sweets or more specifically craving chocolate makes me feel ridiculously dysphoric for no damn reason, on the flip side, enjoying a big ass burger makes me feel a bit Euphoric

[–]__mafia
candle thing is real asf, i always light one when i shower (i share a studio apartment and bathroom with my cat lol). oddly, ive found eucalyptus or forest/woodsy scents seem to help me get around the dysphoria. i also get weirdly dysphoric about drinking La Croix sparkling water and having a wide ball of foot but narrow arches.

 

[deermeat]

They do the exact same thing as Diapurfurs with baby shows starring puppies

Not just trannies do this but its evil how these bacteria taint anything cute and wholesome. I am still butthurt over what they did to the 2009/2011 animation meme "furry" scene, it felt entirely separate from the "real" furry fandom back then- people like Bani The Kitty and SplashKittyArtist, it was sweet, just cute little colorful creatures. I still like that sorta art, it reminds me of Carebears or Lisa Frank or G3 MLP or the Smurfs. I love cute mascot characters and I fucking hate what these people did to that type of art style because its not like they make sexualized art out of satire or to be edgy, they want to be taken seriously while finding a 5yr old Bluey character or rainbow kitten sexually attractive- its vile.

4. Blind lesbian who uses smell to find where to go and echolocation to find her way around the batcave

I can't imagine a troon smells good

TiF takes shrooms, cures her trannyism
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Whats with psychedelics either completely fucking someone up mentally or curing them of their mental problems? Whats the science behind it? Im assuming its due to how schizophrenia and other similar illnesses are akin to an autoimmune disorder (ie struggling to metabolize C9) and how it has a genetic proponent.

 

[Carbiter]

"Puberty blockers will not harm 95%+ of children... as a statistician". So he admits that 5%- of children will be harmed?

A surgeon doing cholecystectomy who has a 5% complication rate will be investigated.

I think he's got it backwards. I thought the big deal with puberty blockers in the Cass Review was that it only impacted 6% of children positively, while the majority were either negative or ineffective. The study saying it was good was thrown out

 

[Cuckoman]

Yeah yeah yeah. Puberty blockers this and puberty blockers that.
I want to know why do we not have lots of pictures of grown adult men with micro-penises to laugh at?

I can not fully understand the benefit of puberty blockers unless I can see pictures of grown men with tiny penises that don't work.
Do they all 41% themselves before they can take pictures and post on reddit?

 

[Big Shot]

One hell of a cuckoo's nest: an autistic TiF with PTSD, DID (dissociative identity disorder) who is am ambulatory wheelchair user with a cane is having issues when her boyfriend

Friendly reminder that the real DID is incredibly rare (1 in 100,000) and any woman who claims she has it is a retarded munchie who picked it up because it was trendy on Tiktok in 2021.

She uses a cane too? Tumblr sexymen are often depicted with canes and tophats and pooners who shlick themselves to them often try (and fail) to cosplay them

This bitch's real problem is being terminally online and should be sentenced to a farm

 

[NoCockatrice]

should be sentenced to a farm

a kiwi farm, one may suggest

 

[Positron]

For someone who claims that she can only understand short sentences, she is remarkably eloquent.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Saw this and holy shit. Can you imagine how painful this would be? View attachment 8276900
Experimental pelvis widening. Christ alive.

“Doctor is doing cadaver test runs…”

Imagine you donate your body to science after you die and it’s actually used to test run a tranny surgery instead of teaching students life saving surgery…

Don’t donate organs or any body parts ever unless you want it to be a part of the Frankenstein monster.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Pooners found out that other women sometimes undergo T based HRT for legitimate hormone related health reasons. Cue the “why is it okay for them but not meee” salt.

Spoiler: reeee caps

Actually, I’ve been seeing a lot more tranny salt over bio men and women taking HRT or undergoing surgery like mastectomies lately. They seemingly cannot comprehend that unlike their operations, the “cis” ones are (usually) actually life saving or not the first resort. Or that they’re not special VIP treatments only for troons, as they want everything to themselves.

The favored angle is deriding this as simply transphobic hypocrisy. How can one forget that cis men just *love* getting their tits chopped off, too?

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Saw this and holy shit. Can you imagine how painful this would be? View attachment 8276900
Experimental pelvis widening. Christ alive.

I wish we got more updates on the crazies who get the niche extra insane stuff like this done. Do the people having their clavicles cut into spend the rest of their lives in pain? Do they ever have their shoulders just stop working?

Will there be people who get this who end up having their insides shift or collapse or something else out of a disgusting sci-fi movie? We will probably never know, no one will put down that the idiot opted into pelvis widening as a cause of death.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Any creepy incels here? You know who you are!

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Lots of applause and amateur psychoanalysis in the comments.

Is the term "autogynephilia" centuries old? I know I never heard it before the mid 2010s.
Possibly it's older, but definitely not centuries. Could be 1980s psychobabble.

Besides, people who trigger genocide never bother with fancy technical jargon.
I know I never do. Well hardly ever. It confuses Sergeant Schultz.

You lazy fucks will do anything to make a genocide happen except actually kill trannies. I'm disappointed.

Actually, I’ve been seeing a lot more tranny salt over bio men and women taking HRT or undergoing surgery like mastectomies lately. They seemingly cannot comprehend that unlike their operations, the “cis” ones are (usually) actually life saving or not the first resort. Or that they’re not special VIP treatments only for troons, as they want everything to themselves.

This irritates me. People are so removed from reality they think actual health improving surgeries and medicine for those that need it is the same as some deluded person's vanity project. They will gladly insult postmenopausal women, women with breast cancer and people with hormone imbalances by comparing their real problems with a 50 year old AGP's wish to be a sex doll

It's the same difference as giving a diabetic Ozempic to save his life and giving some fat retard Ozempic because he can't be assed to diet

 

[Sean Andalou]

You lazy fucks will do anything to make a genocide happen except actually kill trannies. I'm disappointed.

Busted.

---

Ooooh SNAP!
He sure has our number, am I right?


Reddit -- Archive

I regret irreversible changes that my body went through due to puberty.
I regret hiding in the closet for years, just to please ignorant cis people.
I regret not coming out sooner.
I regret not socially transitioning sooner.
I regret not starting HRT sooner.

My mental health has improved dramatically ever since I started socially and medically transitioning, and I wish every day that I started sooner, but most cis people don’t care about that. They literally only have sympathy for detransitioners, and it’s very freaking annoying. I matter, and so do the rest of you ladies.

406 upvotes.
Here's the top comment (108 upvotes)

It's not sympathy they care about. They care about using detransitioners regret as a weapon against us. If they actually cared they wouldn't force the hetero-normative agenda on everyone and would allow for people to actually question their gender and how they feel about it without worrying how everyone else will react to them. Instead they use detransitioners as an excuse to forbid anyone from ever questioning. To fit everyone into a predetermined mold that simply doesn't fit everyone all because it makes them uncomfortable to come to terms with their own insecurities.

Emphasis added.
Trannies sure are cute when they do amateur psychoanalysis.

 

[Colress]

My favorite subset of these is when the troon or poon visibly tears their family apart. That's where my good shit is, not the piddly microaggression shit. I want parents being the common sense in a meltdowny troon's life.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The funny part about this is that either of the two could be Ursula.

No, I think we both know who's topping whom here.

If I had to awaken to that visage in prison, my first thought would be: "I hope I get raped fewer than five times today"...

I don't know about you guys, but when this surgery becomes available I will be all over reddit with different accounts saying how great it was and how lifesaving it is.
That my hips are now womanlike and it is the best surgery ever and that everyone should have it.

That is how I will server the farms and ensure we have content. How will you serve the farms?

Damn, dude, now I feel like you're out there nuking bug planets from orbit, while I'm just this rear-echelon motherfucker working in the mess hall, and my greatest contribution to the war effort is this slightly-nicer-than-normal potato salad* I just made...

*the secret is Kewpie mayonnaise

 

[Dread First]

Troon EMT student wants tips for professional makeup, including how much important dysphoria destroying glitter he can wear on the job

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Heaven forbid I ever end up in a situation where I'm in a life-threatening situation and EMTs get called... but if such a thing were to happen and my EMT was this ghoulish freak, I'd specifically tell him to stay the fuck away from me and let me die of my injuries. Oh and YWNBAW before I spend an eternity in Hell for being an evil heckin Nazirino chud.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Heaven forbid I ever end up in a situation where I'm in a life-threatening situation and EMTs get called... but if such a thing were to happen and my EMT was this ghoulish freak, I'd specifically tell him to stay the fuck away from me and let me die of my injuries. Oh and YWNBAW before I spend an eternity in Hell for being an evil heckin Nazirino chud.

I once suffered the DTs, (better now) and if I had seen that thing in my impending-doom phase, I would have literally thought that I'd gone to Hell, and this is a demon sent to torment me.

And Hell isn't even that bad! Just manage your expectations about the ice-cream machine.

 

[AfghanBlue]

A 42 year old married hon got busted by his own kid dressing like a woman at work:
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Backstory:
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Username is tmilf_nikki_530 so it's definitely not a fetish:
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Reality:
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Oh, he's a teacher

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Oh, he's a teacher

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Why is there no noose in that goodie basket?

 

[13th Floor Elevator]

Funny and relatable, am I right guys? The tweet is currently at 20k likes so it would seem a lot of trannies think so. Archive