The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

[IAmTheSmackDaddy]

I Nominate Anisa Joe Mama for Lolcow of the Year
I Nominate The Will Stancil Show for Best Lolcow Media

 

[Smokingpoop]

BMJ FOR LOTY
BOSSMANJACK BOSSMANJACK
THE ONLY LOTY IS BOSSMAN
#FREEBOSSMANJACK

 

[Unintelligence Score]

i want to nominate russell greers dms with nevada prostitutes for best lolcow media

A very half-hearted nomination of his Russel Greer's movie trailer. I had a very good laugh when I saw it, but revisiting it I see that besides Russel posting it there's very little else funny about it. The DMs are better.

 

[MMO_Faggot]

Tough year.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bossman? BOSSMAN? The fuck has Bossman has done? For years he's been given a Fatrick style nod and hasn't done shit.

Styx Hexenhammer deserves this nomination. He's been a dimwitted retard the whole year and has ended it off with a glorious arrest. The man worships a gay owl demon ffs.

 

[SandyCat]

The fuck has Bossman done?

Your mother and many times at that

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Lolcow of the Year: Bossman
Breaker of Scales: Foodie
Best Gen X Lolcow: Kanye, in fact I'd nominate him for best lolcow hands down, just for the swastika shirt photo. Mental illness at its finest.
Best Side Character: Clint. I feel bad for him, despite how messed up he and his son are (was).
Best Lolcow Media: Heil Hitler. I'd nominate something from MATI. Hard to say what, I thoroughly enjoy the show and listen to new episodes when they come out. Anyone with me?

Edit:

Styx Hexenhammer

I used to enjoy his podcasts. He was to the point and quirky enough without being annoying. But something happened. Perhaps the Abyss stared back. And now he's a cringe and tragic lolcow.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He deserves it but will probably not win because he’s forgotten by now. He’s been keeping his head low and hiding for the last however many months.

He's still being retarded just not as broadcasty.
His latest adventures have him proclaiming he's going to port his MMO (just a bunch of minecraft plugins) to hytale (a game that is nowhere near ready for anything)
And the usual heartbound updates being late and usually consisting of 30-40 lines of ellipses per update every month with little to no real changes.

 

[Rendang]

Gotta nominate Karl Jobst for spiraling into bankruptcy all for a petty dispute.

🌟 Internet Famous Thread 'Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com'

Apr 7, 2025

Hello you absolute legends!
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Karl Jobst is an albino Auzzie born 7 February 1986 Queensland Australia, formerly E famous for being a speed runner and drama whore "investigative journalist" now famous for scamming his gullible fans, owing The King of Kong a ton of money and speed running his reputation into a toilet.

Speed Running

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Jobst initially began online as a speed runner in the late 90's running games like Golden eye and Perfect Dark, later getting...

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[gernig]

Billy Mitchell deserves the redemption award of the year. KARL LOBST!

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

loty has be the johmas or hasan piker or maybe even styx!
come on man, no bossman please...

we also have to give an award to ethan klein, without him, the johmas and hasan don't get exposed

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

for the end of the year update

Lolcow of the Year: Jason Thor Hall
Fresh Meat: Karl Jobst
Gen X Lolcow: Kanye West
Sexually Deviant: Fallenchungus
VTuber: Nachisu Miku
Side Character: Billy Mitchell
Put to Pasture (Honorable Mention/Runner Up?): Hax$
Opsec Fail Award: Jahred Bruno
Lolcow Media: HH or The Will Stancil Show

 

[taktion]

PirateSoftware is so hateable and smug that it might lead to political changes.

And somehow "Anisa and I" out did him, with more consistent output and having there own big fuck ups. CC3 getting cancelled (which would have failed even if there's no H3 drama), a failing YouTube/streaming carrier and other stuff.

 

[.lua]

Anisa for LOTY
Karl Jobst for Fresh Meat

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Voting is not open yet y'all! Hold your horses!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Can we get the opsec fail entry of -jack- to also contain his sperg thread in a link? I feel its very important to consideration, since it contains tons of his sperging.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I nominate this guy as the Farms strongest Drunkard.

Thanks for the reminder.

LotY: I would say Piker but Anisa and her husband has really just jumped into the wall

Fresh Meat: Vinluv

Best Herd: Roblox

Breaker of Scales: Kelly Lenza

Gen X: Kanye

Most Sexually Deviant Lolcow: Fallenchungus

VTuber: no vote

Best Side Character: Billy Mitchell


I'm basing everything not on specific posts, but their overall impact in 2025.

 

[GodModule]

PirateSoftware has got to be locked in for Lolcow of the year, surely

 

[BinaricHate]

Voting is not open yet y'all! Hold your horses!

When does it open? Doesn't say anything in the community feature submissions

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Fagdavius Nigtree changed the timeline. Icucckzz and his "wife" did nothing of note and are steadily approaching rekieta levels when it comes to having an annoying "fanbase".