Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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"Who said polyamory is cold, detached, and immature? You just have to manage it like it's a mix between a WOW guild and a software project. Just use Slack® to manage your romantic life and be sure to keep receipts on EVERYTHING. You'll thank me later."
For the first time since I was made aware of his existence, I feel truly sorry for LFJ. Jesus Christ, that's beyond sad; absolute soulless behaviour. Imagine working as a programmer and, after grinding on your computer for 8 hours and wanting to unwind, you log into your personal Slack account to track the KPI progress and relationship milestones of your 12 "partners". You'd need 3 Dante Alighieris working overtime to come up with a punishment this wicked.

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Keep in mind that a 13-user Slack server with Liz's specifications would cost $160-200 (rough estimate) per month under normal circumstances. Pocket change for a bunch of techbros without families or real responsibilities, but still ridiculous. I understand avoiding Discord if you are worried about leaks, but what the fuck are you doing there that needs this level of control and micromanagement?
I pray to all that is holy that none of these people can breed, because it's almost guaranteed they all look uglier than Chris Chan, Jonathan Yaniv, and the Slaton Sisters COMBINED.
 
That sounds about as plausible to me as Dong-Gone waking up tomorrow with real, functioning female genitals instead of a horrific axe wound. The people who cover for the likes of this brickfaced chink rapist do not care about rape or worse, and they don't change their minds.
They don't care about rape, but they do care about legal liability. The cultural shift is such that the possibility of facing retribution for hiding evidence of Elliot's malfeasance has become more immediate than the power they gain from hiding it.
ou mean workgroups and training on how to provide feedback so the white man is rejected in the hiring process?
I don't know if it was in the public leaks or not but very similar tasks were for preventing people of the wrong (==white) skin color or (==cishet male) gender from getting a promotion internally.
IIRC it was hinted at, but never directly stated, in the Damore memo.

In retrospect, that whole period was pretty clearly Elliot trying to propel himself to international activist. IIRC he (or someone close to him) essentially solicited RFCs and memos like Damore's in order to start a purge and force political change. Or am I completely off-base on that?
 
In retrospect, that whole period was pretty clearly Elliot trying to propel himself to international activist. IIRC he (or someone close to him) essentially solicited RFCs and memos like Damore's in order to start a purge and force political change. Or am I completely off-base on that?
Now that you say it, I am starting to think so too.

In those days the were a lot of people at google that were advocating for social causes, equal opportunities and to help remove any systematic inequalities.
This is not inherently a bad thing. Everyone wants equal opportunities.

But you can go about this in two different ways. You can, if you are intelligent, try to understand the nuances and some of the root causes leading to the inequalities.
For example, like the late Kirk used to say that a big reason for the problem with crime and violence in black communities were due to the destruction of the black family unit.
Too many young men growing up in broken homes with no father or male role-models.
Fix the family unit and maybe the other problems will be reduced too.

Many of the "thought-leaders" at Google at the time tried to understanfd causes and nuances in a similar way. And also tried to talk about social issues in a nuanced way.
I won't name any of their names, but some of the people I am thinking of were very intelligent. They are still writing articles about reducing social inequalities but they are also extremely successful.
In the last decade one of these people have become a corporate vice president in a very large tech company, another the ceo of a very important comms company. And there are more.
You probably can not directly think of their names because they are not bat-shit crazy and they put more effort into their thoughts than "fire all wrongthinkers". They do this all without creating infinity drama around themselves.

But then there is also the other way you can do "activism". The way that Liz was doing it and the way the lunatics at EthicsInAI at google were doing it.
Not understanding nuance, not understanding cause and causality.
Instead just "identify the enemy, attack them, and all problems will go away".
To them the world is much simpler, black and white, and the activism is not so much
for making the world better than a weapon to use against people you disagree with.
These type of activists are not really all that intelligent. Loud and annoying but not
very intelligent.

Liz is solidly in this area. He was one of the major "thought leaders" but he is actually
pretty thick so instead of writing some insightful essays, Liz was much more combative. There is not so much space for nuanced discussions than "we must use this as a weapon and destroy those who disagree." But if you do not have the intellect to make
a more compelling argument, ...

Liz is also quite unsuccessful. A decade later Liz is still just the "field cto" for a small startup struggling to stay alive, not like the others that have moved on to become corp svp at a trillion dollar company and similar.
I think how the outcomes now a decade later has been so different is something that keeps Liz awake at night.
Another datapoint for the "IQ is a very reliable predictor for future success" theory.


How did our careers end up so very differently? It is unfair.
For them, having a somewhat senior position at google at the time was just a stepping stone to get higher and higher and achieve more and more.
For Liz being an sre-manager at google was the zenith. It has just been downhill from there and there is nothing that suggests that this will improve.


So, yeah. It think it was probably that Liz wanted to become an internationally recognized "activist". But Liz never had the intellect to take it much beyond
"angry troon screaming everyone is a rapist and must be fired".

(Another fun detail now that I think about it. None of the other social justice people at google at the time, who have become incredibly successful now, none of them has offered Liz any support. No couchy job, no statements of support on Twitter or LinkedIn, not even a like on his posts. It is like they have completely forgotten Liz even exists (or they want to pretend Liz does not exist.))
 
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If it helps, I’m happy to continue making “ching chong wing wong me rikee consent accident rong time” comments.
I admire your enthusiasm, kid. But, out of respect to @Billy Bob Dick, I think it’s well-covered.

Much like how some people prefer their holocaust humor from Mel Brooks and no one else, I find theirs to be superior by far, that nobody else’s can touch.
 
Jesus Christ, that's beyond sad; absolute soulless behaviour. Imagine working as a programmer and, after grinding on your computer for 8 hours and wanting to unwind, you log into your personal Slack account to track the KPI progress and relationship milestones of your 12 "partners". You'd need 3 Dante Alighieris working overtime to come up with a punishment this wicked.
It sounds awful to us, but knowing what we do about Dong Gone, it makes a lot of sense. He’s an autist and a sociopath. He also has no genitals. For someone like that, a conventional relationship is impossible. How can you love without empathy? You can’t even have a shallow relationship, because you can’t fuck.

So for him and his no doubt similar boyfriends, this is probably how they gain fulfilment from the relationship. It’s something to fixate on. In the particular case of Elliott, the control aspect is the cherry on top.
 
Imagine working as a programmer and, after grinding on your computer for 8 hours and wanting to unwind, you log into your personal Slack account to track the KPI progress and relationship milestones of your 12 "partners".
Just imagine.

ERRIOT: OK WHO WAN' FUCKEE-SUCKEE TONIGH'
Polycule partner (PCP) 1: Me!
PCP2: Me!
PCP3: Not me, I have to dilate.
PCP4: I still have your dilator jammed up my ass from last time.
PCP5: Excuse me Elliot sir, I was the consent accident recipient last time. It's YOUR turn to be consent accidented.
ERRIOT: NOBODY GON' CONSHENT AXSHIDENT ME, I DO TEH CONSHENT AXSHIDENTS 'ROUN' HE'E
PCP6: Mr. Fong Pong sir, as PCP5's legal representative I strongly urge you to reconsider. If you do not agree to submit to a consent accident we will have no choice but to turn over video evidence of the last three consent accidents to the authorities.
PCP7: I thought it was *MY* turn to be consent accidented!!
ERRIOT: NOBODEH IS TULNIN' OVEL NO EVIDENSH. EFF U TULN OVEH YOUL EVIDENSH I'LL TULN OVEH *MAH* EVIDENSH AN' TEHN *NOBODY* WILL HAB FUCKEE-SUCKEE
PCP8: That's not fair Mr. Chong! I haven't even threatened to turn over any evidence!!
PCP8: ...for like, a month at least!!
PCP9: Hey, it's *MY* turn to use the dilator goddammit
PCP10: No, it's mine! Check the logbook.
PCP11: Will all of you please just wash it off before you turn it in, godddammit? I got pinkeye last time I used it
ERRIOT: WHOEBER WAN' FUCKEE-SUCKEE BETTEL GET HE'E INNA NEXSH TEN MINU'E ORL I GON' TAEK AN AMBIEN
PCP12: I wanna play WoW while me and PCP 13 use the strapon
ERRIOT: NO GODDAMET, I'M TEH ON'Y PERSHUN TAHT GET TU USE TEH SHTRAPON. IT MAH SHTRAPON, AH PAED FOL ET GAHDAAM ET
PCP13: Well fine!! I guess I'll just take the dilator and go home!!!
ERRIOT: NO U WON' TAHT'S MAH DILATER TU, I'LL SUE YOU
PCP13: I'll sue YOU!!
PCP7,8,10: *I'LL* SUE ALL OF YOU
PCP6: As your duly appointed legal counsel I would advise all of you against suing anyone at this time

etc.

...bloody Christ, now I need a shower
 
Good news, being himself is his punishment.
Imagine waking up every day. You walk into the bathroom. You don't even have a dick, so you have to sit down to pee, because you chopped it off. You look down at this mutilated stump. You don't have a dick.

YOU CUT IT OFF FOR A FETISH.

You are a cockless freak.

Then after getting up, you brush your teeth. Or maybe you don't. Look how yellow this faggot chink's teeth are. Maybe you don't brush your teeth at all. But you accidentally look up in the mirror and see this brick-faced monstrous rapist looking back at you.
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Note. This is the picture this foul rapist thinks is the BEST picture of him that exists. He literally uses it on social media. As horrifying and disgusting as this rapefaced monster chose, every other picture of him is even more horrifying.

This is the face you see as you are raped to death by a brickfaced chink.
 
Dong Long Gone also made a recent cameo in the SecretGamerGirl thread with these BlueSky tweets:
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Dunno how it's "fanfic" to quote your own tweet thread about a "consent accident".
Also, new horrifyingly ugly selfie:
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I'm sure this disgusting zipperhead wasn't doing anything with his time at APNIC like screeching at them to permanently remove Kiwi Farms from the internets for the fiftieth time this year or week.
 
Dong Long Gone also made a recent cameo in the SecretGamerGirl thread with these BlueSky tweets:
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Dunno how it's "fanfic" to quote your own tweet thread about a "consent accident".
Also, new horrifyingly ugly selfie:
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I'm sure this disgusting zipperhead wasn't doing anything with his time at APNIC like screeching at them to permanently remove Kiwi Farms from the internets for the fiftieth time this year or week.
OH YES ELLIOT, WE'RE SUCH A BUNCH OF EVIL STALKERS
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

you delusional putz
 
HAHAHAHAHAH Dong Long Gone Fong really has dropped off HARD if he's now entertaining that Attic Gnome's delusions and giving Jake the time of day.

For the uninitiated, "Wire Witch Violet" is really Jake Alley, a fat, bearded NEET who used to live in his mommy's attic until his 30s. His mom kicked him out and now he spends all day either playing games online, or wailing into the void - much like Erriot - about how all the "power" they had in SJW circles until they got too cocky and ended up disfellowshipped.

Also like Brickface, Jake fancies himself a "sexy trans woman", claiming that he is a "busty redhead" that is so sexy that LESBIAN GANGS try to "corrective rape him". I'm sure that the roving gangs of dykes that infest Connecticut are just dying to forcibly scissor this: -qkJawaV_400x400.jpg
 
Dong Long Gone also made a recent cameo in the SecretGamerGirl thread with these BlueSky tweets:
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Dunno how it's "fanfic" to quote your own tweet thread about a "consent accident".
Also, new horrifyingly ugly selfie:
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I'm sure this disgusting zipperhead wasn't doing anything with his time at APNIC like screeching at them to permanently remove Kiwi Farms from the internets for the fiftieth time this year or week.
Cows love this idea that they’re this important figure in our lives, like we’re spending hours every day obsessing over them. I guess it’s a form of cope over the fact that their oversharing has backfired. Or just narcissism.
 
I was going to make a joke about him being out of shape and fat, but holy hell:

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Remember, this fucker is deciding on what you'll say on the internet. Google employed him.
 
Holy fuck, he's not even trying any more. Dude really does look like a real rapist now. If I were female and saw this in a bathroom in Zurich, I'd be terrified.
EDIT: Wait a minute...
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If you want to know who rules the Internet, merely ask who you are not allowed to criticize.
 
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