🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Again, my father does not even know this site exists. You seem obsessed with disliking my parents, probably because they forced you out due to your constant petulance. Unlike some of my exes you made no attempt to be kind to my family, hissing at my niece and acting like a spoiled asshole.

I have made mistakes and I have issues as anyone does, but your litany of issues would make a good Morbid Story.
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Cast a spell, you faggot.

I spent my 8000th post on this forum calling a faggot a faggot. Trust God's plan to hammer the skulls of heathen faggot magicians that can't cast spells.
 
AnOminous said:
The nigger can't even cast Magic Missile. What a fag. What a failed warlock.
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Cast a spell, you faggot.
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An interesting matter of public record...

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LMN.OP said:
2nd time around? Oh, pray tell, Mr. Psycho! There was a 2nd time around, meaning there was an end to the first?

If there was an end to the first, how are there claims of Samantha cheating on Dylan during marriage with Styx if he was in the Netherlands with his wife the entire time?

How did DYLAN "pick up the pieces"?
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Read between the lines. you will eventually figure it out!!
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I'm amazed anyone has the patience to troll in his chat. Last time I dropped into one of his live streams was years ago, and he had a 5 min slow mode on.
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He may have removed that since his engagement has clearly tanked. IDK. I’ve watched a couple of streams lately because it’s hilarious when he’s drunk and then drunkenly denies it claiming exhaustion/insomnia while also claiming at the start of that very same stream that he took a nap before going live and was totally charged up. lol
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Case dismissed. Sorry to all of you who expected me to be wearing a jumpsuit.
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I mean you could’ve used some jail time. Look at what it did for Ralph! You could’ve spun it as democrats out to get you for speaking truth! And also something gay about magic too I guess? Plus it would’ve been a good opportunity to get sober, rebuild your channel, maybe have time to think soberly why all your exes feel the need to come here to shit in you. Enjoy the continued slide into irrelevance then owl child!
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Case dismissed. Sorry to all of you who expected me to be wearing a jumpsuit.
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I don't want to see you go away but I was hoping you would be in contention for Lolcow of the Year at our awards ceremony and without (another) trip behind bars, it's probably not going to happen. Yourself and Quartering were my favorite threads to follow this year but without a headline-grabbing event in the next few weeks it's going to be too difficult to make the case (though I think you'll agree that it's on-brand for Jeremy to miss out on success due to his chronic low energy).

Maybe get on the sauce and try to visit Sekhmet at the shelter?
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Case dismissed. Sorry to all of you who expected me to be wearing a jumpsuit.
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What a shame. Jail would have been a good opportunity for you to sober up and put your life back together.

Oh well. We’e just going to keep laughing at you like the hat-wearing butt pirate you are. Stay mad, Tarl.
 
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