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Sean Andalou said:
I'm an 18 year old ftm in college and I recently joined a fraternity...

Naturally my brothers have a habit of misgendering me. It sucks because college was supposed to be a fresh start. I went to an all-girls school for middle and high school while I was mostly closeted. I hoped college would be the place where I could be stealth and present myself how I wanted...

I don't know what to do.
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So many pooner stories go exactly like this, it's absolutely mental.

> pooner is going to start a new job/go to university/transfer to a new school/move to a new town, and confidently decides that she's going to go stealth
> assumes with absolute certainty that because none of the people in the new place have the foreknowledge that she is female, they will all unquestioningly accept that she's a guy
> turns out that other human beings have functioning eyes and brains, and therefore immediately identify her as female
> pooner is shocked to the core and absolutely baffled ("how could they have known?!")
> "I don't know what to do. "

Their stories so often end with this helpless refrain: "I don't know what to do." Why do they NEVER have a contingency plan? They NEVER seem to even consider the possibility that other human beings are autonomous individuals with their own minds and decision-making abilities, so their ridiculous plan might not work out, and then they're totally stumped. What causes this? Is it autism or something else?
 
Candidate No 7 said:
Autism + not very bright + echo chamber.
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Possibly some sort of face blindness too.

If they have difficulty distinguishing faces, and some trans loonies have claimed they do, it would be a lot easier to believe that everyone has this issue, especially unconsciously.
If it is to the point that they depend on clothing to judge sex, then again they may seriously believe that everyone else does too.

So of course it would be a surprise to them that just wearing jeans and a hoodie doesn’t magically turn them into a macho manly man in the eyes of the world.
 
Pooner said:
Swapped to gym bro voice in my head and it's suddenly "You're just, like not a real woman, bro." and my god, that's so much easier to dismiss lol.
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Even in her "gym bro voice" her inner monologue is still, like, a Valley Girl's.
 
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Reddit user Intelligent-Tea-2058 is both delusional and sad. You can frequently find him in the mtf subreddit recommending DIY to minors.

He claims to have begun estrogen at the age of 15 but then his life went horribly astray due to not getting to have an amhole installed immediately upon his 18th birthday. Here is his traumadump to a scared parent asking about their kid's gender issues:
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And another. Isn't the dire urgency cult like?
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When he isn't trauma dumping on concerned parents and teenagers he falls back on the narcissistic troon trait of believing himself to be the most beautiful human on the planet.
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SnergenFlergen said:
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Tranny ineffectually seethes into the void about the Netflix/WB buyout. I personally find it very hard to believe that a tranny would willingly deny themselves access to any avenue of slop consoomption, so I suspect Netflix won't have to worry too much about losing out on trannybux.

If I might reply on behalf of Netflix: 'Dear tranny, nobody fucking cares. Sincerely, the rest of the world'.
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they rented DVDs retard not CDs. anybody who was around then, especially interested enough to use netflix by mail (or male, teehee) knows the difference. kid is probably 18, maybe 20.
 
Solid Snek said:
And how dare his kids make up their own minds and conclude that he's a freak!
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They do because their mother is teaching them about "stranger danger".
Sure, this thing might be your parent but you need to never relax and never ever be alone with the freak.

The children need to learn that trannies are dangerous and if you spend time with the parent thing it is just a matter of time before he violently rapes them. Just like all trannies do.

Tranny == sex-offender. Kids, stay away from them or they might rape you.
Also, when the children get older, in their teenage they should learn to always carry a knife or other weapon in case parent-tranny tries to corner them and rape them.

The mom should instill on the kids: Tranny-daddy is like covid.
Always keep a distance of 6 feet, always be vigilant and always a hand on the knife-handle when tranny-daddy is around.
 
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Cuckoman said:
They do because their mother is teaching them about "stranger danger".
Sure, this thing might be your parent but you need to never relax and never ever be alone with the freak.

The children need to learn that trannies are dangerous and if you spend time with the parent thing it is just a matter of time before he violently rapes them. Just like all trannies do.

Tranny == sex-offender. Kids, stay away from them or they might rape you.
Also, when the children get older, in their teenage they should learn to always carry a knife or other weapon in case parent-tranny tries to corner them and rape them.

The mom should instill on the kids: Tranny-daddy is like covid.
Always keep a distance of 6 feet, always be vigilant and always a hand on the knife-handle when tranny-daddy is around.
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I taught my kids two lessons that I think were very important and then I'm proud to have taught them: that LGBT people only want to fuck and/or recruit you, and that niggers want to kill you.
No exceptions. There aren't any "good ones", only troons who haven't acted on their pedophile urges and niggers who haven't snapped like a rabid animal YET. Key word... Yet.
Any troon or coon that seems like an exception is merely suppressing it. But you leave a side of beef out among lions for long enough, and eventually they're going to feed.
 
Dr. Butt said:
I honestly thought he was dancing. He's not dancing?
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I think the gesture is supposed to represent the angst and despair as DYSPHORIA sets in. You can see that right after the "dance" is where he troons out.

By sheer coincidence, this also seems to represent his teenage adolescence. Despite having "always been a woman" (like his idol, Lady Gaga, says: he was born this way!), it's odd that he doesn't develop a crippling neurosis about his dick until the age he first got groomed by an older porn addict.

Which, again by sheer coincidence, also happens to be the age which the troon community is targeting, and demanding unfettered sexual access to. Almost like we've got a whole generation of sex perverts who get off on grooming/having been groomed.

But that can't be true, because I'm sure if it was, noted Satanist Lady Gaga and geriatric Star Wars man Mark Hammill would have warned us by now.
 
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People trash Fulnecky's shitty writing but now I really want to see the writing of the troons losing their shit at her. This sounds like a perfect essay for how troons conceptualize their oppression as a sexual act: "people laugh at my pictures for how male I look BUT I'm a sexy siren everyone wants to fuck BUT you can't send me to a men's prison or else I'll be raped!"
Syikeblade said:
Pooner's keep wanting to be seen as men but treated like women within their own community.
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It's such a grand irony, isn't it? Their greatest enemies are their own allies. They complain about being sidelined, erased and seen as lesser - while happily writing about their own dehumanization when it suits them. The worst transphobic shit never came from TERFs, but their own people.

And the thing is - they can't stop writing it. They can't stop commissioning it. They dig these huge holes for themselves and wonder why they can't climb out.
Princess Squish'ems said:
Ooooh that pooner is going to get raped and not in her uwu yaoi fantasy way.
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Jokes on you: they don't even have to assault her. Way too many Reddit pooners don't realize until their vent posts that their "hot gay frat boy" roommates saw them as easy pussy. They mumble that it's unfair they were never seen as men, but always desperate and needy women.
Caesar said:
they rented DVDs retard not CDs. anybody who was around then, especially interested enough to use netflix by mail (or male, teehee) knows the difference. kid is probably 18, maybe 20.
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Most kids burned CDs. I was in the era when video rental stores were being phased out and Netflix was only ten dollars, crushing Blockbuster to bankruptcy. Kids used Limewire for music. There was no need to rent and music files were a small. Larger RAMs paved the way for movie piracy, now in 4K.
 
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