DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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smug comporon said:
I honestly really respect the amount of disdain DSP has for his audience. Of course he's not going to build the desk off-stream so that he can actually play games for the few dents that enjoy his content you idiots.
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Him building the desk on stream would be the biggest Christmas gift we can possibly hope for.
 
The juxtaposition of bragging about his attendance doubling/tripling while his attendance is what it has always been is special.


Veruca Salt wants his toys NOW! How dare Amazon state at purchase the delivery date for the desk, and not rush ship it to Phil so he had all his toys at once. Instead they are screwing with his schedule, because at no point can Phil be an adult and just put off setting up the office until everything arrived. Woah moses, what a dent.


Has anyone else noticed how fucking much this loser has been hand steepling since the Asmon stream? He must be feeling powerful and his inner bond villain is on display.
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Veruca Salt wants his toys NOW! How dare Amazon state at purchase the delivery date for the desk, and not rush ship it to Phil so he had all his toys at once. Instead they are screwing with his schedule, because at no point can Phil be an adult and just put off setting up the office until everything arrived. Woah moses, what a dent.
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I actually have to agree with DSP on this one.

Anytime I order from Amazon, Jeff himself always calls me and makes sure my schedule is accounted for, so that he can make sure that if his one Amazon warehouse (I live a few miles from one so I get everything pretty much instantly) doesn't have what I ordered, he can make sure that the Amazon shipping truck can get to my house and deliver my package directly to me when I am working so I can have it then and there.

Like, without fail he always calls me personally, and asks if I am working at home so when I randomly go outside the package doesn't just sit at my door.
 
Historical Strelkov said:
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Null saying Phil is dumb as the foundation for his thesis on Phil's theory of mind just works.
Philbo Phaggins here complains about the chair not having a guide, then complains about the monitor arm guide being too detailed.
If it doesn't fit into his narrow minded view of the world, its stupid, you're an idiot, and the developers are a DUNCE.
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He's meant to graduated the top of his class at school. Does anyone think maybe he got severe brain damage in all the car crashes he had?
 
smug comporon said:
I honestly really respect the amount of disdain DSP has for his audience. Of course he's not going to build the desk off-stream so that he can actually play games for the few dents that enjoy his content you idiots.
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No one in this thread hates Phil as much as Phil hates his audience.
 
He is so dented its almost painful sometimes.

You may have heard of this channel before. It has really good content. It's got over 68 thousand videos. It's been running since 2010, daily putting out awesome gameplay, uh streams, awesome podcasts, chill vibes... It's DSPGaming. Right here. Alright?



-This new chair fucking shakes from him bouncing his leg, so that's hilarious
-Does the pointing meme
-Thinks 68k videos is a brag for some reason
-Tells the dents about a post he made, and then reads the post verbatim.

smug comporon said:
I honestly really respect the amount of disdain DSP has for his audience. Of course he's not going to build the desk off-stream so that he can actually play games for the few dents that enjoy his content you idiots.
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Phil simply refuses to do any work outside of streaming hours. He is fully committed (should be committed to an asylum) to this LARP that he runs a business and it has business hours. The way he talks about building things on stream, is that he either builds them on stream or doesn't stream to build them, because building them outside of streaming hours is completely off limits.
 
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:story: He self felted himself. Being such a child about this desk.


The monitor power cables are terrible according to Phil, so he ordered surge protectors... BUT

Do you think they're going to be delivered today in time so we can actually do content with them?... [fumbles with his dented anime border]
NO! Because nothing can be delivered quickly to me. Apparently they need to hire like sherpas to go on expeditions to get products to me at this point.
I can't get my desk! I can't get a microphone! I can't get a surge protector. I just have to wait...

What an absolute fucking baby. Oh no, the products you ordered aren't arriving EARLY??? Amazon isn't expediting your order over everyone else because Phil wanted to use these things NOW??? Veruca Gout is frustrated.
 
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DSP is demanding detractors explain the handcart meme being spammed in chat.

All references to today's discord leak explaining the handcart are ignored.

The leak also exposed a guy named Duncan handholding DSP through his monitor setup. Duncan also warned DSP about some detractor memes on X (StreetPanda's coloring book being sent to the snortfort).
 
fresh pair of socks said:
The leak also exposed a guy named Duncan handholding DSP through his monitor setup. Duncan also warned DSP about some detractor memes on X (StreetPanda's coloring book being sent to the snortfort).
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Funilly enough it's the same Duncan that was leaked a while back helping him with the minecraft mods.


Here's a link to the previous Duncan sighting :
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It does confirm one thing: Phil isn't even the one doing the research for the mods, he has a dedicated Dent called Duncan that sent him installl instruction on discord and by mail.


Sadly that's the best quality I could get but here you can somehow make up a long message with a link to the mod and some explanations on the installation
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I'm curious if one of you got a screen of the DMs for archival.
 
fresh pair of socks said:
DSP is demanding detractors explain the handcart meme being spammed in chat.

All references to today's discord leak explaining the handcart are ignored.

The leak also exposed a guy named Duncan handholding DSP through his monitor setup. Duncan also warned DSP about some detractor memes on X (StreetPanda's coloring book being sent to the snortfort).
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So far this is my favorite prestream in a while

Why fucking lie or act so weird about a fucking handcart?! JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE A HANDCART
 
Cardinal Cardinal said:
ALT having a field day on Phil's leaked messages during his q and a.
This is probably worth watching and saving for future lore.
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Those screen shots are so hard to read. Anyone know where ALT got them from? Love that Phil just is being handheld at ALL times in his life.
fresh pair of socks said:
DSP is demanding detractors explain the handcart meme being spammed in chat.

All references to today's discord leak explaining the handcart are ignored.
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He also just keeps talking about detractors after this and brings up the banana song again.
 
Pandalee’s Tits said:
Not a single working video on this page by the way.
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That egghead brainiac Null broke the site when he added new emojis and he didn't even tell anyone. He's got no streetsmarts only booksmarts. Does he not know some people use this site as their... fuck I can't even joke about using the farms as your livelihood. If you do you should kys.
 
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