The Grand Kiwifarms Secret Santa - 2025 Edition! - Join the SS!

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Account name: @Guyspleasedontfight

Your likes: weightlifting, mixed martial arts, Brazilian ju jitsu, dogs, anime, paradox games, resident evil and survival horror in general.

Dislikes: rapey minorities, welfare abusers, environment harmers, fake tough guys.

Fun fact about you: I grew up in South America but I’m white I swear.

Able to be a spirit bot? Yes
 
  • MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti
  • Your Likes: Metroid, guns, cats, dogs, stupid humor, race cars, motorcycles, analog synthesizers, epically long songs, 2d Zelda games, America, wool (warm af), space (especially nebula)
  • Your Dislikes: degeneracy, long movies, 3d Zelda games, needless cruelty, bad drivers, cities
  • A Fun Fact About You: I went hunting this year, but didn't tag a deer. Saw some beautiful country though!
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Yes :)

Stoked for this years Secret Santa! Soon I'll be using the Christmas PFP my secret Santa made me last year :story:
 
Account name: @Sensitive Young Man
Your Likes: Jesus Christ, Counter-Strike, hiking, animals, working with my hands, planes, rockets, Donald Trump, Cold War-era military equipment, scuba diving
Your Dislikes: Trannies, brown people, anime, commies and pinkos, metro areas
A Fun Fact About You: I got carjacked at the Grand Canyon
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No
 
Account name: A Cat in a Minefield
Your Likes: God, family, Christmas, nature, pipe smoking, wine, wholesomeness, cooking, cats, animals in general, beauty, kindness, good conversation
Your Dislikes: Gooners, Coomers, porn and the industry, the Tates, Trannies, Jeets, trash, people who don't take care about the people and nature around them, gender-war, machos, sissies, incels, animal abusers
A Fun Fact About You: I collect pipe tobacco!
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? No
 
  • Account name: @Grimoire Canthari
  • Your Likes: Old Folklore, Cats, Dragons, GWAR (Balzac is my favorite), HP Lovecraft stories, Gavis Bettel, Umamusume, Madoka Magica, Total eradication of various brownoids and sexual deviants, rare steaks, weird looking angels
  • Your Dislikes: Various brownoids and sexual deviants (nogs, jeets, trannies, etc), pickme women, incompentence, most governments, foie gras, missing exits on the interstate and having to drive for an extra 20 miles out
  • A Fun Fact About You: I know a local politician IRL. It's a bit like the Scalia/Ginsberg situation
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No
 
Account name: ZealotCrustacean101
Your Likes: Music (Rondo Veneziano, the prodigy, etc.) the ye ol' medieval times, gothic aesthetic from the dark ages, L*mbus C*mpany and comfy vibes
Your Dislikes: Ideology slop, politic slop, grifters
A Fun Fact About You: I make sprites for videogames (for free)
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? No
 
  • Account name: Liquid denim
  • Your Likes: Warm can of Liquid Denim, asian women, jazz fusion, progressive metal, photography/drawings of abandoned buildings, graphic design and grid systems
  • Your Dislikes: Forcing me to watch your funny videos
  • A Fun Fact About You: I am actually not a can, I'm the liquid inside
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No, too dumb to understand
 
@a-Lager
Likes: Webcomics, experimental and aethetic firearms, roguelites, large dog breeds, symphonic metal, videogame griefing, tally hall, Bang energy, wasted talent lolcows (datsmojo, other artcows)
Dislikes: Indians, forced politics, boomer memes, people who spell lose as loose, the federal government, self censorship, furries, redditors, jannies, discord
Funfact: This will be a great opportunity to use the Adobe suite that I have legally purchased a subscription for with real money (help me im in so much debt)
Spirit bot: nah
 
Account: @Edgeworth

Likes: Video Games (rotating through Clair Obscur, Outlast Trials and Warframe at the moment. Favourites are Okami, Twilight Princess, Banjo Kazooie, OFF, and Silent Hill 2/Remake), Dinosaurs (excluding pterosaurs and mammals from those eras), Cats, Autumnal/cozy vibes and backgrounds, Pokemon Gijinka designs, Horror (games and movies), Spiders, liminal/ambient music, Batman and his Rogues Gallery (Particularly Riddler and Two-Face), Wolves and werewolves

Dislikes: Women, fatties, intentionally ugly art, porn/nudity, sexual shit, body fluids (blood's fine, I encourage blood), grossout humor, Tiktok, loud and obnoxious editing

Fun Fact: I'm working on a book! It's about a cop-turned-werewolf whose tasked with finding and apprehending a guy who carves the wings off of fey folk to collect them. It's a work in progress because it has no porn in it and Booktok is completely ruining the dark fantasy genre.

Extra: I didn't include the obligatory "troons/jeets/browns/etc" in my dislikes because that's all kind of understood 'round these parts, but ideally I'd rather receive a gift that has nothing to do with the Farms (though a kiwi drawing is always welcome).

Spirit Bot?: I think I can manage a few, so long as they aren't too demanding
 
  • Account name: @wyleanda
  • Your Likes: clowns, pastel colors, neon colors, circuses, crochet, knitting, drawing, writing
  • Your Dislikes: fish, dead animals
  • A Fun Fact About You: I’m a registered clown
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Yes
 
Account name: Flaming_Barghast

Likes: most animals but my favorites would be cats, tigers, chickens and corvids (or any shithead type bird) I love anything colorful, monsterhunter, plants, historical witch craft, cryptids or monsters, as well as speculative zoology (goes hand in hand with cryptids, I'm obsessed with making monsters that could exist) I like lolcow bad cooking, guns, metal (both element and music) ocean, lakes, deep sea creatures

Dislikes
spiders (unless its a jumping spider, or cartoonized wolfspider, realistic wolf spiders scare the fuck outta me), trannies, overbearing people, alogs (unless they're actually clever and funny) animal abuse, smacking or gross noises, being too hot.

A Fun Fact About You: how about 2? I run a pseudo farmstead in my town, and was talented enough to make it into a fairly difficult and nice college in my home town squarely off my ability to draw because god knows it wasn't my grades.

Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? [Yes / ((No))]
 
  • Account name: fist_of_khonshu
  • Your Likes: Comics, Horror, Drawing, Knitting, Fucking around online, Reading (Horror, Classic Lit, Mystery Historical etc), Bugs, Cats, Noir Aesthetic, Puzzles, Green, Metal, Dad Rock, Writing and Tinkering
  • Your Dislikes: I fucking hate the color orange, but like disgusting bright orange that goes with nothing, AI Slop, Trannies, Glowies, Unfunny Sperging, Analog Horror, IT Sperging (I work in IT), Hot Weather, Kiwis (The Fruit, not the farms), and Censorship
  • A Fun Fact About You: I am currently taking classes to get an Amatuer Radio License. I also have Frankenstein and Riddler Autism
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Absolutely! But to a max of 2 due to time constraints.
 
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@dramamine
likes: markiplier (sexually, meta-ironically). neopets. hello kitty island adventure. old/medieval surgical instruments. birds. old school racist caricatures like sambo & hannah, minstrel cartoons, etc. wkuk, viper the rapper, kingcobrajfs, amberlynn reid (not sexually), escape from new york/LA, this is all i can think of currently
dislikes: animals of pestilence (rats, bugs, locusts, so on), anime and anime watchers, fat "people"
fun fact about me: i regret going to college, i should have sold my 10k follower tumblr blog for $20 in 2015 and started smoking crack
spirit bot: yes
 
Account Name: Rome is Burning
Likes: Warhammer (both kinds), computers, being a father, my flip wife, racist AI music, Dark Souls, America, Fishtank
Dislikes: Leftism, Indians, banks, politicians, pointless cruelty
Fun fact: I have 2 degrees in radically different things, and I work in a 3rd unrelated field. I’ve also had a mini I painted shown on GW’s Warhammer community site before
Spirit bot: No, sorry
 
@Sprig of Acacia
Likes: Pipe tobacco, soap making, hunting, gardening, The Wheel of Time (books, not the show), our beloved national parks, Solomon and his snazzy temple.
Dislikes: Brown “people”, troons, Papists, nigger music, faggots, kikes, modern literature, urbanite filth
Fun Fact: I am the long term manager of a staff of purely women. It is a Hell beyond description.
Able to be a Spirit Bot: No
 
Account name @Jet Fuel Johnny
Your Likes: Computers, tabletop games and video games, music, books.
Your Dislikes: Commie bullshit
A Fun Fact About You: I once ate 100 deviled eggs in one sitting
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No
 
Account name: @Spooky all year
Likes: Tarot, crystal balls, spooky stuff, goth stuff, occult stuff, cats, Victorian floriography, classical oil paintings, William Turner paintings, video games and Twin Tribes music (equally boring as last year!)
Dislikes: Niggers, trannies, identity politics, any politics atm really, modern art, modern buildings, modern life
Fun fact: I own a 1930s crystal ball, and a first edition copy of Robert Tyas' The Language of Flowers or Floral Emblems that is getting restored in January. I am working on a video game. It has a cult.
Able to spirit bot: Yes
 
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Account name - @hesaback

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Likes - Obscure bits of fascism, cricket, baseball, football, drinking, taking the piss, music, synths and drum machines, audiobooks, mindless acts of vandalism, fire, more fire.

Dislikes - Swindon, Barnsley, that fucking shit service station on the A1 near Newcastle. That's just the last 24 hours and the last 24 hours have been shit.

A Fun Fact About You - I once had a very liquid shit into a fishpond and the fish thought they were getting fed and started eating my gut slop. I was so repulsed I chucked up and they started eating that which meant I chucked up again.

Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? [Yes / No] No
 
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