💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Were Fatrick airdropped into Ukraine he would lose 150 lbs easily since there would be no nigger sausage, euphemistic or otherwise, for him to engorge himself on.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Rick got dealt a fucking AKQ suited, flopped a royal house, and more, and still somehow fucking folded.
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Nobody likes his books, though. They blow even by PoD standards. The only reason he even got a book deal was because the SJW retards who run Tor now liked one of his viral Orange Man Bad tweets.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
This is nonsense. Russia has not "just began to fall into selling its gold reserves". Russia has been selling its gold reserves since the war began (Armenia, for example, has been buying Russian gold from 2022 until 2024 (l) (a)) as well as using other financial tricks (reserve fund investments into stocks and Russian firms (l) (a)). The difference is that now the citizenry are also allowed to directly purchase Russia's gold (l) (a). For comparison, USA's own gold reserves are in question (officially they do have all of their gold, but Trump never got back with that Fort Knox audit, which is I think telling, and the numerous bills introduced after the fact to audit the reserves all died (an example)). I am being somewhat hyperbolic of course, because audit reports supposedly confirm the existence of gold (though not the amount) in federal reserve banks (Fort Knox does not count as one)

Likewise, his claim that Russia's "refinery capacity has been slashed by as much as a third" is nonsensical. According to Reuters, "Russia's oil processing has fallen just 3% this year despite Ukraine's biggest drone attacks to date" (l) (a), and at the highest time of damage, the number was just 6% (same link). Notably, according to Reuters, Russia's "[total refining capacity] is rarely fully utilised, and so they can at any time produce much more (assuming sufficient workers, costs, etc.). Additionally, "repairs have ensured distillation units get back online within weeks in most cases." Notably 3% is much lower than Pat's 33%.

Likewise, unemployment is not growing in Russia. It is actually one of the most employed places in the developed world (top 2, with first place going to Singapore) (l) (a). The unemployment levels collapsed when the war started as Russia started mass employing people for the demands of their economy, and have recently stayed relatively stable at around 2%. According to US government, US' rate is double that at 4.4% (l) (a)
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No, stalker. You are wrong. Enjoy prison.
 
Patrick SS Tomlinson is fat and only Big NicKKKolas will have sex with him (he's into things).
 
Chef Red Pill said:
Patrick SS Tomlinson is fat and only Big NicKKKolas will have sex with him (he's into things).
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Those are your delusions again, stalker. Big Nick doesn't exist. As many things as he's into, ain't nobody fucking him.
Divine right to rule said:
No, children.
Patrick would join the military effort of Ukraine if he was given a position equivalent to his worth.

Like General Field Marshal.
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Some warehouse guys somewhere:

"Why all of a sudden are there these enormous orders for Qualatex and Sherwin-Williams stuff from the Ukrainian Anti-Armor Division?"
 
What will undoubtedly be uninteresting to most in this thread, I looked up the "Cawl Inferior" from 40k to see if there was an image, and instead I found a video:

It's tik tok and it's 40k

And I was pleasantly surprised to hear that they are using the same voice synthesizer that Cryptic Web Chronicles uses. It made me enjoy the video more tbh.
 
AnOminous said:
Nobody likes his books, though. They blow even by PoD standards. The only reason he even got a book deal was because the SJW retards who run Tor now liked one of his viral Orange Man Bad tweets.
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That's what I mean by the insane luck, most fucking shitting authors who luck into a decent contract NEVER get a renewal or a second one, Ricky got that and STILL squandered it.
 
Diaper Dan was on a stream with the drunk lawyer fella with the big schnoz last night.




Discussions at da udda place cropping up now wondering if Rick's lolcow arc isn't winding down, and if ONA Forums in a few years won't be dedicated strictly to trolling Dan and Boq. The great thing about the ONA community is they can generate their own entertainment in slow seasons.
With Dan making his play to usurp the Dabbleverse and Boq turning into a Somali alt-right grifter after his permanent ban from the site, we have two homegrown cow prospects just waiting for their call up to the big leagues.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I've always wondered about his hate for Russia. Do you think it's because he actually doesn't like Putin and the various things he's done like the war with Ukraine, or is it a lot more simple (and fat) that the media said he handed the US over to Trump, and Trump is orange poopoo head, so he's like Trump's meaner older brother to those with Pat's level of intelligence.
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Pat had essentially nothing to say about Russia prior to July 2016, the time of the Republican ( 7/18-21 ) and Democrat ( 7/25-28 ) national conventions and the DNC wikileaks emails dropping ( 7/22 ). This was when the bad orange man first looked like he might make it to the White House and the media started their full court press of fake coverage. His hysterical conspiracy posts regarding Russia and Trump start here, so it's safe to assume the latter of your two proposed reasons.
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OffTopic said:
Diaper Dan was on a stream with the drunk lawyer fella with the big schnoz last night.
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You know I like Dan, but whaddahell is he doing??

I mean, that mustache makes him look like Humpty-Dumpty's gay porn star brother became a full blown crack whore and is now forced to do weird side gigs to pay his debt with the Mafia. Not good!

4 stars.
 
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