💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

He occasionally makes pepperoni, orders swattings on his own house, and gets beat up by black men outside of bars.

Wrong once more, stalker. Pat was beat up by black men outside of Chubby's Cheesesteaks. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

 

[AnOminous]

Because I'm fucking stupid, jail doesn't bother me.

I like it here! I'm going to stay! I just sit around all day refilling my commissary by playing Hearts with Nazi Lowriders and Tonk with the negro gentlemen.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Pat decided to dish out an highly effeminate response, just aaaaaaasssss usuaaaaaallllll. Now that's just really weird when he both accepts and reject threatening Ade, PCJ and Annabelle and accepting the fact that he got mugged in Chubby's Cheesesteak (Rick is fat even) and got his S10 stolen.

He's even more faggier than Big Nicholas, and that's too far off for Nick's lesbian tendencies and comparable to a bull dyke pooner activist with the same level of fruity sass and femininity as her. No stalker, I am not a trans man, it's just your delusions again, enjoy morgue.


....fat.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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I'd like to know what the fuck it even is. Like did someone say "MTG you're a dumb fuckin cunt and (fedposting) sincerely @stealthygeek here is my address and phone number"

Like are people really so retarded to think that's real? I can understand not wanting to take chances but come the fuck on
Also it can't be that different from how he himself calls politicians he doesn't like Nazis and criminals and threatens them with prison time.

People DID call in school threats in his name to fuck with him (some after Torswats was arrested). I tracked down the deets a while back. So, it's at least plausible.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I don't know why he would be offended by that. He is constantly endorsing political violence himself.
He has also threatened dozens of politicians with prison.

Honestly enough to get probed up the ass by the feds.

 

[RollingRock2]

I don't know why he would be offended by that. He is constantly endorsing political violence himself.
He has also threatened dozens of politicians with prison.

Honestly enough to get probed up the ass by the feds.

Don't threaten him with a good time, Pat is into things

 

[Sog Dog]

I don't know why he would be offended by that. He is constantly endorsing political violence himself.
He has also threatened dozens of politicians with prison.

Honestly enough to get probed up the ass by the feds.

No, child, it is you who will be probed up the ass by the feds for your criminal felony cyberstalking. Enjoy prison!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

People DID call in school threats in his name to fuck with him (some after Torswats was arrested). I tracked down the deets a while back. So, it's at least plausible.

Here's the latest one post-Torswats

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Jun 17, 2025

Please find attached a police report from city of Madison made on 03/19/2024 where Patrick Tomlinson threatened to shoot up a school because his parents won't listen to him. He demanded to be paid ransom and to be given a secure flight to Cuba. When questioned by the police, Patrick blamed "gang stalk[ers]" for the threats, and denied ever making them.

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[Dean Pentel]

Wrong once more, stalker. Pat was beat up by black men outside of Chubby's Cheesesteaks. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

Most definitely a life-ending sentence for this, the most serious of felonies: getting something Patrick-related wrong.

Pat decided to dish out an highly effeminate response, just aaaaaaasssss usuaaaaaallllll.

He's so fat, gay, whiny, petty, power hungry, and retarded that he'd fit right in as a moderator here. If Josh hired him for the job he'd immediately become the gold star, number 1 mod and he'd start a digital slap fight with the other mods the likes of which has never been seen. It would be damn funny.

Still a distant second to Patrick becoming a streamer but I think the improbability of that is simply God protecting our ribs and the peaceful sleep of others in our houses.

Don't threaten him with a good time, Pat is into things

Best of all, it's state-supported degeneracy, his favorite kind.

 

[Entomologist]

I don't know why he would be offended by that. He is constantly endorsing political violence himself.

If you're good at something, never do it for free. Following the same principle, if you're a fat, loud, annoying, fat, opinionated dullard, never let anyone else put words in your mouth when you could be trying to use them for clout. Pat doesn't gain any clicks or followers or likes from having somebody else threaten government employees in his stead. That attention is rightfully his! Shall it lead to him enjoying prison in the company of Theemothay and Quandalius, well - he's into things, child.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Here's the vid for reference....swear to fucking god AI fatrickposts are gonna be the death of me

Resurrecting this ancient post because I got called into night shift and I'm fucking tired so a good bit of cackling is in order.

Goddamn are these things funny.

 

[Farmer9876]

Here's the latest one post-Torswats

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Jun 17, 2025

Please find attached a police report from city of Madison made on 03/19/2024 where Patrick Tomlinson threatened to shoot up a school because his parents won't listen to him. He demanded to be paid ransom and to be given a secure flight to Cuba. When questioned by the police, Patrick blamed "gang stalk[ers]" for the threats, and denied ever making them.

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Reactions: x 42 x 9 x 1 x 1 x 5

Oh sweet stalker child, it's your delusions, this never happened and as everyone knows police reports always lie. Enjoy prison.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Pat believes, for some reason, that the Epstein files can't be scrubbed.

They haven’t scrubbed, stalker. They are sitting in a Bankers Box in an FBI locker, and the hundreds if not thousands of extremely powerful, wealthy, and influential people implicated as pedophiles and rapists within them have made no attempt to destroy or redact them, nor did they make any attempt to ensure that none of this got out in the first place. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

They haven’t scrubbed, stalker. They are sitting in a Bankers Box in an FBI locker, and the hundreds if not thousands of extremely powerful, wealthy, and influential people implicated as pedophiles and rapists within them have made no attempt to destroy or redact them, nor did they make any attempt to ensure that none of this got out in the first place. Enjoy prison.

Reminds me of how a few years ago on MATI I think Josh had gotten back from a somewhat unannounced vacation and I believe he mentioned a guy he knew thought he died, so he was making the trip to like secure the hard drives to the Farms or something else.

KF has better contingencies than the pedophiles running the planet on information preservation and protection.

 

[femoralcanal]

No, child. You don't.

Just got out of prison

You will enjoy art prison soon, stalker

Wrong once more, stalker

No stalker, I am not a trans man, it's just your delusions again, enjoy morgue.

No, child, it is you who will be probed up the ass by the feds

Oh sweet stalker child, it's your delusions

They haven’t scrubbed, ststalker.

These are just from the last 2 pages.

This fat fuck hasn't left the fart couch or done anything in one and a half years. By all accounts, this thread should be as dead as Pringles Can Jon's gynormous member, and yet, Patspeaking continues to spread like a virus.

I propose we abuse this self-replicating quality and adopt it as the ultimate universal human language. Move over Esperanto!

Spoiler

You guys, I reckon Pat looks somewhat corpulent.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I propose we abuse this self-replicating quality and adopt it as the ultimate universal human language. Move over Esperanto!

It can evolve into a dialect of English or creole of the Internet. A simple method of communication from disparate cultures and people.

Nouns:
Child - to address the other person informally
Stalker - actively finding the other person in contempt, like calling them a dog.
Cabbage - good fellow, someone you see as better than you
Turnip - nigga (informal friendly. For nigger see pepperoni)
Pepperoni - an African American
Daughter - to refer something the speaker has lost or is now unattainable, IE a white whale
Knife fight - penetrative anal sex

Verbs:
SWATTing - a surprise event or party to honor someone. Not to be confused with the crime SWATting
Rebelling/resisting - posting on social media, often from a flatulence-marinated sofa

Phrases and their translations:
No, child - "I disagree."
Enjoy prison - "Goodbye."
Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison
- "I cannot provide a good answer, and I really must be going."
My wife and I - "me and my spouse", regardless of traditional correct grammar in English
My life has never been better. - "I am in great distress, please don't bully me."
Haven't gained a pound in years. - "I am aware that my health isn't the best, I'll eventually work on it."
The FBI are actively hunting you down as we speak - "I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors"
Lolcows do not exist - "I have been quite foolish, haven't I"
This is why your life is already over - "you've got a wonderful life, what more could you want?"

There are more but this is already too much effort for a shitpost.

 

[Heavy Galaxy]

What we need is a new interview from a well meaning libtard that doesn’t know anything about Patrick beforehand.

 

[Dean Pentel]

By all accounts, this thread should be as dead as Pringles Can Jon's gynormous member, and yet, Patspeaking continues to spread like a virus.

It's so fucking ridiculous I think our minds refuse to accept anyone could talk and think in such absurd ways. And somehow it gets in your head because of this.

I've shown this thread to some chill people at work and Patspeak will show up on occasion in our work groupchats about the O.R./surgery. It's usually funny, too.

What we need is a new interview from a well meaning libtard that doesn’t know anything about Patrick beforehand.

Careful what you wish for, child. Enjoy side stitches.

We. Will. Not.

That shit hurts.

 

[femoralcanal]

Shots fired! shots fired!

Oof! I'm just glad Pat knows this is all conjecture, because we all know two things:
1) *That* that never happened and are only our delusions
2) The only true way to determine a man's dick size is from his hand size.


Enjoy your 6x8 penises cells, stalker childs.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm not an American, so take this with a huge grain of Pat's garden, BUT: if bodycam videos have taught me anything is that there isn't a single non-alcoholic person in Winsconsin.

Americans will agree: Wisconsin is drunks, and sometimes cheese. But mostly drunks.

https://vinepair.com/articles/map-states-with-most-bars/

Wisconsin has 74 fewer bars than Texas. It's 1/4 the fucking size! At 2,732 bars that's one bar per 2,193 people.

And that's not counting all the fucking liquor stores.

Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee Wisconsin