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💼 CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
Idk the way that Jack’s soup was plated so sloppily, I’m not sure that’s the case but I suppose if I worked at Olive Garden I wouldn’t care too much either.
I do know that if I plated either of those dishes one of my fingers would be cut off, though.
Wasn't Seagal supposedly a complete asshole to work with as well? He's also got that Scalfani build going on these days, I think they'd be kindred souls.
Yes. As hard as it is to believe Steven Seagal is probably worse than Jack, because Seagal has been accused of raping two people. I believe it based on how he makes his movies. His character always has to paw at and ultimately bang the hot female character, who of course is in love with this obese old guy she just met whose hair is part weave, part shoe polish.
It's just the script! It calls for me to fondle Miss Kentucky Runner-Up 2005!
Seagal also has mafia ties. Jack wishes. Jack has the shape and predilections of Vito, the loyalty of Puss, the chintzy aesthetic taste of Carmela and the competence of Matt Bevilaqua. Any made guy who encountered him would murder him instantly.
You know, I went back and forth on that description. I kept it because Carm's taste is elevated and expensive while at the same time Jersey Shore. She has a taste for the finer things in life and thinks the Live Laugh Love wall art from Target is inspiring.
But good call on Paulie. The Tony / Napoleon painting is Jack's Trump / DJ vinyl.
Seagal also has mafia ties. Jack wishes. Jack has the shape and predilections of Vito, the loyalty of Puss, the chintzy aesthetic taste of Carmela and the competence of Matt Bevilaqua. Any made guy who encountered him would murder him instantly.
Does he actually have mafia ties? I assumed that was complete bullshit like everything else he claims. He's a pretty big guy (6'4 or so I think) and is a legitimate aikido master, but aikido is completely useless in an actual fight. He claimed he trained US special forces and the mafia to fight against the Yakuza, which are both absolutely BS as there's zero chance the US special forces and the mafia would use aikido for hand-to-hand fight training. He portrays himself as a legitimate tough street fighter who could beat UFC champions when in reality he probably could hold his own in his prime but only because he was a pretty big guy, but against a trained fighter he'd have gotten absolutely fucked up.
Does he actually have mafia ties? I assumed that was complete bullshit like everything else he claims. He's a pretty big guy (6'4 or so I think) and is a legitimate aikido master, but aikido is completely useless in an actual fight. He claimed he trained US special forces and the mafia to fight against the Yakuza, which are both absolutely BS as there's zero chance the US special forces and the mafia would use aikido for hand-to-hand fight training. He portrays himself as a legitimate tough street fighter who could beat UFC champions when in reality he probably could hold his own in his prime but only because he was a pretty big guy, but against a trained fighter he'd have gotten absolutely fucked up.
Jack has the shape and predilections of Vito, the loyalty of Puss, the chintzy aesthetic taste of Carmela and the competence of Matt Bevilaqua. Any made guy who encountered him would murder him instantly.
This reminded me of the time that Anderson Silva actually brought in Seagal to help him train. If I remember correctly it was all a gimmick and most likely a tactic to throw the other fighter's people off. They were just bullshitting Seagal the whole time.
Still that has never stopped Steven from taking credit. Here he is taking credit for Silva's deadly kicks.
For those wondering this is the kick he is talking about. I would pay good money to see Steven Seagal attempt it.
Wasn't Seagal supposedly a complete asshole to work with as well? He's also got that Scalfani build going on these days, I think they'd be kindred souls.
Yes he is and was an asshole to work with. He'd never pull his punches sending stuntmen to the hospital and he had no sense of humor.
When he hosted SNL one of the bits he was in was Hanz & Franz who played two Austrian bodybuilders who's greatest claim to fame was Arnold Schwarzenegger was their cousin. Their shtick was to insult their guest saying how weak they looked and how Arnold was so much stronger than they are. Well at one point they see him standing near a wall just muttering to himself about how he wished Arnold was there so he could show how strong he was. Dude was taking this seriously. So they changed the ending and had Hanz & Franz now dressed up like Seagal and proclaiming he was their new idol.
Does he actually have mafia ties? I assumed that was complete bullshit like everything else he claims. He's a pretty big guy (6'4 or so I think) and is a legitimate aikido master, but aikido is completely useless in an actual fight. He claimed he trained US special forces and the mafia to fight against the Yakuza, which are both absolutely BS as there's zero chance the US special forces and the mafia would use aikido for hand-to-hand fight training. He portrays himself as a legitimate tough street fighter who could beat UFC champions when in reality he probably could hold his own in his prime but only because he was a pretty big guy, but against a trained fighter he'd have gotten absolutely fucked up.
He's "legit" in the same way that some guy who paid for his belt at some McDojo is legit.
He got his belt and dojo from the fact he married the dojo master's daughter. Sure in his youth he probably was a decent martial artist because he was quick and could rely on speed. Now when he does demonstrations it's only using his own students. He doesn't fight anybody.
And for all the hate Aikido gets it's useful... against an untrained opponent. Against somebody who knows how to fight it's 50/50 win or lose. It's literally a flip of the coin.
Love that this was created using a shot of Peter Griffin in the fall pose. At the same time, this is pretty shameful- Peter is a lovable oaf who doesn’t deserve such dehumanizing treatment.
The only semi-respectable thing that he ever did was release an absolute joke of a reggae album with a song that literally has him jump in with the lyric me wan da poonani:
If you want a good soup, use what remains of the Christmas ham and add barley into the mix. It's filling and sticks to your ribs, excellent for winter eating. Some vegetables would be good as well, but what vegetables would go well?
If you want a good soup, use what remains of the Christmas ham and add barley into the mix. It's filling and sticks to your ribs, excellent for winter eating. Some vegetables would be good as well, but what vegetables would go well?
When he hosted SNL one of the bits he was in was Hanz & Franz who played two Austrian bodybuilders who's greatest claim to fame was Arnold Schwarzenegger was their cousin. Their shtick was to insult their guest saying how weak they looked and how Arnold was so much stronger than they are. Well at one point they see him standing near a wall just muttering to himself about how he wished Arnold was there so he could show how strong he was. Dude was taking this seriously. So they changed the ending and had Hanz & Franz now dressed up like Seagal and proclaiming he was their new idol.
I've seen more than a few videos about Seagull and have heard it was slightly different, same end result. He apparently read the script for the H&F skit and took issue with the Arnie bit and refused to do it. The writers tried to explain to him that H&F's whole gimmick is that they're mindless Arnie worshipers so no matter WHO the guest is, they'll say Arnie could beat them up. Seagull wasn't having it because he's a thin-skinned bitch, much like Jack. So the writers gave up and changed H&F to suck Steven's dick instead.
That was his first and only SNL appearance as guest and host. Several SNL regulars would go on to say he was without question the worst SNL host ever. He also shit his pants after daring Gene LeBell (a real martial artist) that he couldn't put him in a chokehold. Gene obliged.
He sounds awful. Jack has one stump in the grave. Also, oddly hushed. Did someone (Tammy) tell him to shut the fuck up?
That intro. That goddamn intro. That cocksucking motherless fucking intro. This. This is what they play in Gitmo while waterboarding ragheads to give up the WMDs.
1:24 "I know they're really big on freshness" economics spergs can chime in but Panera was bought out by a private equity several years ago. Everyone knows private equity firms are where once beloved businesses go to die.
1:58 "what are those ...those little snot balls?" Those are pumpkin seeds you fucking mongoloid.
2:50 sloppy soup eating. gets on beard. nice stains on shirt.
2:43 Stroke eye on full blast here as he struggles to manipulate utensil. Nice drool/cum stain on the shirt. Noticeable stains/spots on camera lens. Pretty sure Tammy is holding her invalid husband's phone for him as he eats soup like a big boy. You can practically hear her verbalizing the text to Jim T the moment they're done.
"i'm gonna be nosey..." says man that constantly shoves his phone in people's faces/food
4:12 "Dear Jack, I think you should try Panera's killer lemonade. Don't let the name fool you, it's divine. Unlimited refills so be sure to stock up as much as you can. Have a blessed day. prayer@givemefoods.com"
All he did was shove his phone into some plastic bag soup microwaved in a to-go container. Didn't even eat the goddamn sandwich, probably cause it had cucumber and cucumbers cause strokes.
I give this video an F. Great start to my Thursday morning.
And for all the hate Aikido gets it's useful... against an untrained opponent. Against somebody who knows how to fight it's 50/50 win or lose. It's literally a flip of the coin.
The broccoli and cheddar is okay. It's the standard goyslop where it comes in a bag from who knows where, but it's warm and a cut above something like Campbell.
