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Hitchens himself was a fat, bloviating retard who thought himself always the smartest person in every room he was ever in as well, so they'd either get along thick as thieves, or be at each other's throats in a millisecond, with no inbetween.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Hitler would have won against the insidious Americo-Soviet forces had he only the Grand General Fatrick's advise to listen to. Men of Great Knowledge say that no man is of greater military genius than the General Fat(rick).
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Tamerlane said:
Will Tiny Tim and the Ganymede Gangbang be out for Christmas?
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I think it's too late in the year to market a Christmas book, if it's being promoted at all by a publisher. It takes time to do even the most basic work to flog a book, and it has to be out well before Black Friday, I imagine. @Boston Brand would know better than I.
 
AprilRains said:
I think it's too late in the year to market a Christmas book, if it's being promoted at all by a publisher. It takes time to do even the most basic work to flog a book, and it has to be out well before Black Friday, I imagine. @Boston Brand would know better than I.
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No way in hell would it come out from a trad publisher by Christmas. Those are locked down months to years in advance.

That said... I might have a Christmas miracle for all of you guys. Who remembers Patty's pitch for a space hunter book?

I have a draft of it.
 
Sog Dog said:
However, Fatrick is retarded and fat, so he would have eventually been stuffed into a retard euthanasia van and then ground up into wurst.
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Goring was fat, himmler was retarded, you can be one or the other but you can’t be both Rick… step into ze fart chamber.
 
SNEED.EXE said:
"I never even considered cracking a joke"
While Fatrick is exactly the kind of morally blind person that would try to impress the visitors of a concentration camp with his finest zingers, having to specify that you didn't is on the same level as morally grandstanding that you made it through the whole visit without doing a single Nazi salute.
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Today I saw a black guy at his mothers funeral and I didn’t even consider stomping on his skull.
 
BigPeanut said:
Goring was fat, himmler was retarded, you can be one or the other but you can’t be both Rick… step into ze fart chamber.
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Considering how high the tested IQ of most of the Nuremberg defendants were I think it's safe to say that they all would have scoffed at Fat's nigger tier GPA.

The highest IQ score recorded was 143, achieved by Hjalmar Schacht, followed by Arthur Seyss-Inquart with 141 and Hermann Göring with 138. Other notable scores include Franz von Papen (134), Eric Raeder (134), and Dr. Hans Frank (130), with several others scoring in the "superior" range. The lowest score was 106, recorded by Julius Streicher, which was still above the normal range.
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Even Streicher would have beaten our favorite illiterate illuminati enjoyer.
 
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Gruntgar The Indentured said:
Considering how high the tested IQ of most of the Nuremberg defendants were I think it's safe to say that they also would have scoffed at Fat's nigger tier GPA.


Even Streicher would have beaten our favorite illiterate illuminati enjoyer.
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Due to IQ inflation (i.e. the Flynn effect), these numbers would be the equivalent of 20 points lower apiece today. They’d still peg Fatrick as a fucking mongoloid retard but they probably wouldn’t be as head-and-shoulders above normal (white/asian) 100 IQ havers today, being little more than a standard deviation higher.
 
McMitch said:
Due to IQ inflation (i.e. the Flynn effect), these numbers would be the equivalent of 20 points lower apiece today. They’d still peg Fatrick as a fucking mongoloid retard but they probably wouldn’t be as head-and-shoulders above normal (white/asian) 100 IQ havers today, being little more than a standard deviation higher.
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That, and people who are able to achieve high positions in an institutional hierarchy on the scale of an entire nation are usually going to have higher than average IQs, since the average is pulled down by all the people in society who are barely intelligent enough to shovel slop for a living.
 
Boston Brand said:
That said... I might have a Christmas miracle for all of you guys. Who remembers Patty's pitch for a space hunter book?

I have a draft of it.
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I'll be damned is that how hard my erections were when I was in my 20s?

My elderly wife thanks you for saving our marriage, kind sir. There's only so much noodle pushing an old lady can take before she calls it quits.

Seriously though, reading an original Fat draft, with all the mongoloid typos and retarded logic still intact? A man can dream.
 
femoralcanal said:
I'll be damned is that how hard my erections were when I was in my 20s?

My elderly wife thanks you for saving our marriage, kind sir. There's only so much noodle pushing an old lady can take before she calls it quits.

Seriously though, reading an original Fat draft, with all the mongoloid typos and retarded logic still intact? A man can dream.
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It's been 1,694 days since Fatrick sent off the draft to his agent (shoutout to @Something Awful for grabbing the screenshot). I am honestly rather excited.

I have no idea if dedications are included with drafts but I would love to see this one, this last have been hilarious. I'm putting $10 on it being about Biden and fighting fascists.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
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It's been 1,694 days since Fatrick sent off the draft to his agent (shoutout to @Something Awful for grabbing the screenshot). I am honestly rather excited.

I have no idea if dedications are included with drafts but I would love to see this one, this last have been hilarious. I'm putting $10 on it being about Biden and fighting fascists.
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A "major plot point and worldbuilding opportunity" shoehorned into a book less than 2 hours before the final draft was sent off to the publisher? Sounds like quality!
 
Fun fact, #Daleks, a single flight of stairs can completely protect you from all Daleks!
 
Boston Brand said:
That said... I might have a Christmas miracle for all of you guys. Who remembers Patty's pitch for a space hunter book?

I have a draft of it.
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I join the chorus of those who say "please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny".
 
The Secret Sauce said:
A "major plot point and worldbuilding opportunity" shoehorned into a book less than 2 hours before the final draft was sent off to the publisher? Sounds like quality!
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He sent an outline there, not even a draft. He pitched a book idea and hoped he'd get contracted to write it.
Not sure if that happened, but if an actual draft exists, maybe he decided to use his precious time to be actually #amwriting and get a proper draft done to be potentially picked up.
Doesn't look like it, though.
 
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