❄️ Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

[Edgeworth]

No, in actuality, "risking her sanity" literally translates to "I have to BROWSE THROUGH THE FAN ART TAG OF MY F/OS because NO ONE ELSE WILL and therefore RISKING MY "SANITY" because I get UPSET IF I SEE MY F/OS WITH SOMEONE ELSE".

What d'you know. What'd I say.



She's complaining that she's not the de facto Astarion shipper so she fished for anons to assure her that she's totally valid.

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Still assmad about fucking Photo Mode in BG3. Thinks Larian doesn't care about self-shippers enough to put "decent" (read: intricately detailed enough to appease zero-imagination Kayla's specific shipping scenarios through photo mode) mods onto consoles.



Coming back to her self-ship blog baby, and swinging her hypocrisy around just as readily because she's a moron.



"Other people are so fuckin weird about Astarion. Excuse me while I use multiple pronouns because of my own dogwater headcanon in single sentences or thoughts again. I'm the only normal fan of Astarion."

I'm so glad she's never heard of Clair Obscur, my own autism wouldn't handle whatever worthless fucking verbal diarrhea would dribble from her misshapen nigger lips if she'd talk about any of those characters.

 

[Mister Jewel Box]

Kayla always, always, always picks the most popular character to latch onto and then bitches that other people also like the character. Yeah, duh. They're popular. You knew this before you started liking them. Before Astarion I know she also did this with Sans, though that was back during her fictionkin era.

I've seen some truly obscure characters with one single dedicated fan who obsesses over them, like the Wogglebug chick or the person who was really obsessed with that one Spyro boss. I'd tell Kayla to just go full autistic and find a character like that, but then again most of this is just a ploy for attention. She needs something to bitch about and needs attention and knows she isn't gonna get it if she's gooning to a background character from a 90s platformer.

Her self-shipping isn't authentic, it's performative. She needs people to know that she likes Astarion more than she actually likes Astarion. Like damn at least the Wogglebug lady actually makes shitty animated movies about him for the love of the game. Kayla can't even type a full paragraph about Astarion. No shit no one cares about his nonexistent relationship with Theil.

 

[penis man]

Interesting find: Kayla's in a Character AI recovery community on Tumblr.

Edit: Some more screenshots, mainly of her begging for attention in the community, with someone called foldedchip responding. She's also still on that DID larp. Not sure if community posts can be archived.

Note that these screenshots are taken in reverse order. Not going to add anymore screenshots because I'm not autistic enough to scroll through and screenshot everything that she posts, but there is plenty of milk abound!

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[beautiful person]

Jesus, watching her interact with relatively "normal" people who aren't already in her inner-circle, inside of a community, is painful. Especially with the self-centering DID LARP that she just brought back out of nowhere. Everything she does is to draw attention to herself and to elicit sympathy. She's so obvious about it, though, that the lack of self-awareness is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for her in a way that creates a physical reaction in me.

 

[pootie tang]

I still can’t get over how her ocs are so boring even to herself that she doesn’t know what to say even when some poor soul actually asks about them.

 

[Edgeworth]

Oh my god she's being deadass about the DID larping.



She really went full-retard and decided that her projections of all her stupid shit onto a Tav from BG3 is legitimately a different identity. She had a child, by the way.

She also made an NSFW blog where she said that men aren't allowed to interact. She has a trans husband, by the way.

https://www.tumblr.com/fangbian

 

[penis man]

>Trauma from working in Taco Bell

 

[jfkfactsDOTorg]

deadass and apparently fatass

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

Oh my god she's being deadass about the DID larping.

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She really went full-retard and decided that her projections of all her stupid shit onto a Tav from BG3 is legitimately a different identity. She had a child, by the way.

She also made an NSFW blog where she said that men aren't allowed to interact. She has a trans husband, by the way.

https://www.tumblr.com/fangbian

Wow, this really is a new breed of retardation. Didnt this plural shit die in 2017 because it was too deranged even for the regular woke movement that accepted 80ish genders at its worst? Seriously what kind of idiot would adopt this in 2025, ugh shes so out of date lol.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Wow, this really is a new breed of retardation. Didnt this plural shit die in 2017 because it was too deranged even for the regular woke movement that accepted 80ish genders at its worst? Seriously what kind of idiot would adopt this in 2025, ugh shes so out of date lol.

I’d agree with you if I weren’t following a bad webcomic that preaches plural representation, with many dumb kids/manchildren on tumblr and ComicFury saying it resulted in them realizing they were systems. So, it still has a place in some niche pockets for the terminally online.

 

[moorhen]

We’ve literally gone full circle.

It’s 2015, Kayla is pretending to be other people on the internet because she can’t cope with the fact she’s boring and instead of doing anything about it it’s easier to play pretend.
Bring back the Guvking Kayla. Pretend to kill yourself, now with the added spice of having a wife and child.

 

[Mister Jewel Box]

Idk if it's because of the baby but damn she's really been regressing like crazy. I mean she's been a useless bum her whole life so the bar isn't exactly high, but she's gone from admitting that she has no BPD diagnosis/that she was lying about her DID to "jk I actually was a system all along" for... what reason? Internet points? Then again I've seen an alarming number of middle-aged women faking severe mental disorders on Tiktok so maybe that's what she's going for.

I'd say that someone with the debilitating memory issues that having a dissociative disorder would entail has no business being in charge of an infant but I'm sure Beth knows that Kayla's just doing another LARP. (Btw the reason your days are all blending together is because you do literally nothing and have no reason to keep track of dates. Also baby brain fog, probably.)

 

[Edgeworth]

She's 1000% using it as an accessory to be "uwu cute", like she didn't just turn fucking 30 and she has a child.



Friendly reminder that she also self-diagnoses/associates with NPD, too. It's just her recycling old material in an attempt to get extra attention that she's been rightfully ignored about for the past... however long this whole Astarion shit's been happening. Her IOP is done, leaving her with free time to make stupid stuff up. It's just now even more cringe than it was ten years ago because she's... a decade older, has a "husband" and a child and thinks she's the most oppressed, victimised poor little babby in the world.

I want someone to throw a glass bottle at her head. Or for her to lose something, I don't know. I want her to experience actual trials and tribulations, to actually experience loss that doesn't come from an ill-owned pet or some estranged aunt or chemical pregnancy. I'm really tired of her getting everything she wants despite not doing a single fucking thing to earn literally anything.

Imagine being less competent than Cynthia fucking Hanson.

 

[The Little Prince]

>if u use "get a job" as an insult im just gonna assume you're jealous that we have a partner willing to provide for us

That sure is something you're taking for fucking granted, Kayla.

 

[Edgeworth]

Speaking of jobs, apparently "Theil" as an "alter" was formed specifically because of Kayla's "trauma" from Taco Bell.



I need to take a break from this cow for a few days. She's like actively making me mad.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Speaking of jobs, apparently "Theil" as an "alter" was formed specifically because of Kayla's "trauma" from Taco Bell.

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I need to take a break from this cow for a few days. She's like actively making me mad.

“Fast food management makes a false god look like a fucking baby.” Oh god my sides. Imagine making your D&D character say something like “Oh yes, fighting to keep all of reality from collapsing was trivial compared to working minimum wage in a grease trap!”
I won’t deny that working in anything involving food sucks, but to have your shitty BG3 character form in your head because of a bad job? And one where she was allegedly abused, because we all know she loves lying. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so damn pathetic.

 

[Mister Jewel Box]

"DID group" lmao if she's gonna waste an afternoon on playing pretend with other people then I think she'd get a lot more enrichment out of just joining a Dungeons & Dragons game or something. I forget, has she already given an excuse for why she can't play D&D?

Also I know I said it was embarrassing to cry about Astarion in IOP but I take it back, it's infinitely more embarrassing to claim DID because your manager at Taco Bell was mean to you.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

"DID group" lmao if she's gonna waste an afternoon on playing pretend with other people then I think she'd get a lot more enrichment out of just joining a Dungeons & Dragons game or something. I forget, has she already given an excuse for why she can't play D&D?

Well, I sure as hell wouldn’t want to play even a oneshot with her. Let’s assume she tries to put Theil in someone’s game. She’ll likely freak out if anything “triggering” happens to her, get upset if she’s not allowed to do so and so, and get pissy with other players for not coddling and catering to her whims and wants. She’ll give all the chaotic neutral horny bards and edgy rogues a run for their money!

 

[Johnny 13 gun]

I genuinely did not see the DID arc coming. What a relief. I was getting bored of the whole "I can't imagine things and the weird video game vampire doesn't love me " schtick. my personal lolcow starting a nonsensical DID arc is like fucking Christmas.

Apparently Kayla got DID from being called annoying in school

 

[w.a.m.s.]

Can we use "clean the floor" as an insult?