💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[KingFrampt]

But he doesn't. He has the muscles of a dude who does roids and then doesn't even lift.

He has the athleticism of a guy who does roids and doesn’t lift too

 

[LopsidedLegend]

But he doesn't. He has the muscles of a dude who does roids and then doesn't even lift.

Exactly. Now you understand how small so many women's standards are.

 

[The Dude]

Why does anyone worship this guy? He's completely boring. He has nothing resembling a personality. He might as well be a walking LLM. I've tried to listen to him but it's like he's a reddit thread irl.

He says what all the the bitter, jealous, jobless have-nots rotting in their mother's basement all want to hear. The losers who have no actual life experience, who have never had to support themselves, who have lived soft, privileged, sheltered lives in America and are envious of all the people who have built lives for themselves through hard work and want what they have, but don't want to actually work for it. The retards who believe that money is an unlimited commodity and see nothing wrong with health care for everyone, allowing every illegal alien to come into the country and leech off the system, that "housing, food, and health care are human rights" which translates into getting it all for free from the government. They believe this because their fucktarded teachers and professors and an endless number of bumblefuck morons on social media say that it's not only feasible, but will happen if they just throw enough public tantrums and vote Democrat, and it makes them feel good. The idea of having to work for a living and build a life for yourself makes them feel bad. It's all feels before reals bullshit, and Hasah is the huckster snake oil salesman hocking it to them.

He's also a faggot pretty boy. True, he's in shape and he puts effort into his looks, but those looks are mediocre at best, and he cares more about his looks and his clothing than any straight man should.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

He says what all the the bitter, jealous, jobless have-nots rotting in their mother's basement all want to hear. The losers who have no actual life experience, who have never had to support themselves, who have lived soft, privileged, sheltered lives in America and are envious of all the people who have built lives for themselves through hard work and want what they have, but don't want to actually work for it. The retards who believe that money is an unlimited commodity and see nothing wrong with health care for everyone, allowing every illegal alien to come into the country and leech off the system, that "housing, food, and health care are human rights" which translates into getting it all for free from the government. They believe this because their fucktarded teachers and professors and an endless number of bumblefuck morons on social media say that it's not only feasible, but will happen if they just throw enough public tantrums and vote Democrat, and it makes them feel good. The idea of having to work for a living and build a life for yourself makes them feel bad. It's all feels before reals bullshit, and Hasah is the huckster snake oil salesman hocking it to them.

He's also a faggot pretty boy. True, he's in shape and he puts effort into his looks, but those looks are mediocre at best, and he cares more about his looks and his clothing than any straight man should.

The point of caring about your clothes and looks is you're looking for a mate. The reason faggots constantly keep in fashion is they're almost always polyamorous. So no, until you get laid you have to take care of your looks. That's why fat fuck who used to be fit is called a dad bod. It's because that guy had kids and can let himself go now. Dad's can let themselves go because they've already had biological success. Virgins gotta get in shape.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The point of caring about your clothes and looks is you're looking for a mate. The reason faggots constantly keep in fashion is they're almost always polyamorous. So no, until you get laid you have to take care of your looks. That's why fat fuck who used to be fit is called a dad bod. It's because that guy had kids and can let himself go now. Dad's can let themselves go because they've already had biological success.

Virgin sausage hands wrote this.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

*Hasan Noises*

Cenk's Nephew is that you? Are you typing this out from Chinese super jail? If so, how's it going? Did you finally learn that shocking your dog is evil and you should stop doing it? Have you perhaps been re-educated as one might say?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just a reminder you literally can't be an open Trump supporter and exist on Twitch without being banned but this inbred Turk fuck can laugh at Auschwitz and get dozens of articles written promoting him and his shitty stream.

 

[Saul Goodman Fan]

He isn't even that handsome. He looks like a dude with a shrunken head on his shoulders. Maybe, not being completely gay, I'm not getting handsomeness, but what is handsome about this weirdo? He has zero charisma. He walks like a retard. He talks like a retard. The shit that comes out of his dumb mouth is, well, dumb.

I hate Hasan almost to a-log levels but he is more attractive than the vast majority of breadtube/leftist influencers.


Basically, he says all the right words without looking like he crawled out from under something, which is probably why the media has chosen him as their commie golden boy and not baldie or the horse lover.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Why does anyone worship this guy? He's completely boring. He has nothing resembling a personality. He might as well be a walking LLM. I've tried to listen to him but it's like he's a reddit thread irl.

They're just desperate for a "leftie Joe Rogan". The fact that Hasan seems to be a sociopathic NPC who can't influence beyond the echo chambers seems beside the point.

 

[seacaregiver]

That’s why I’ll never understand the simping for China, especially from some right wingers. They’re literally anti-white and anti west.I can at least understand the reason why some people will simp for modern day Russia but admiring a country like China that wants the west to be destroyed is absolutely moronic.

Because it gives breathing room for right wing dissents

The rise of far-right coincides with the rise of China for a reason. Trump was the catalyst for the explosion of rightwing movement in the west. And Trump's campaign in 2016 was foundationally about China and the economic grievances American people had over its industries being hollowed out. So without China, the rightwing would look very different today.

Also, without the existence of China, the United States would have likely gone to war with Iran for Israel. The reason why it has not is because the US cannot afford to get boggled down in another war in the middle east as the opportunity to contain China is running out. It must immediately make a pivot to asia .That's also why US is pressuring EU to pick up the slack in dealing with Russia because it also can't afford to babysit Europe against Russia. In the scenario that US went to war with Iran for Israel, the censorship regime to silence voices critical of Israel would have likely been triggered as well.

I don't think it's that complicated at all in why so many see China as a necessary force to spread the regime's resources thin so that an authentic rightwing movement can rise.

 

[eDove]

I hate Hasan almost to a-log levels but he is more attractive than the vast majority of breadtube/leftist influencers.
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Basically, he says all the right words without looking like he crawled out from under something, which is probably why the media has chosen him as their commie golden boy and not baldie or the horse lover.

That's a good point. He's the performative "male feminist" archetype that doesn't make the average woman's skin crawl. He radiates douchebag, fratboy, date-rapist energy, but he's not offensively ugly like thr others... despite his attire, and a soulless set of eyes.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hasan Piker 侮辱中国，称其为同性恋国家 homosexual

“真正搞笑的是……中国简直就是同性恋天堂……看看这个直播你就明白了……奥斯汀一直在用那些交友软件……我可能说错了……我猜他们这么做是为了保护隐私。” 中国真的是同性恋国家吗？

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He's not that wrong, Shenzhen is Asia's fag central.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

They're just desperate for a "leftie Joe Rogan". The fact that Hasan seems to be a sociopathic NPC who can't influence beyond the echo chambers seems beside the point.

The Bernie Bro who voted for a guy who's policies are a mix between 90s Democrat and 2000s Democrat despite having an R next to his name isn't left wing? That's the issue with these people. Joe Rogan is the leftie Joe Rogan. It's just part of the appeal of Joe Rogan is he's center-left. So he'll talk to the right and left. The other part is he listens rather than attacks his guests. Neither are things a far leftie or far rightie (granted the right quells most of its extremists as most actual far righties and not just online shitposters are in prison cells) would do. There are center-right people who are close to Joe Rogan in appeal as well, But that's ultimately the thing. Joe Rogan can't exist as a far leftist. You won't have a commie Joe Rogan. Because a commie would be fake.

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Exactly. Now you understand how small so many women's standards are.

Probably the dying-alone feminists who are crying currently on tiktok "OMG WHHHHHY CAN'T I FIND A LIBERAL MAAAAAN??"

The fact that Alyssa Murcunte has flat out thirsted after him, 100% sure.

I wonder if they've ever seen this clip, that proves it's all a facade. Whoopsie

https://x.com/KazahanaEdits/status/1988015058811547882

(Don't know how to imbed twitter, sorry)

 

[AnOminous]

I hate Hasan almost to a-log levels but he is more attractive than the vast majority of breadtube/leftist influencers.

That's barely even a compliment.

 

[quaawaa]

Hasan is shilling for Chinese knockoffs of Samsung phones:

Source (Archive)

Chinese woman who has no clue who Hasan is asks to take a picture with him because he's handsome:

Source (Archive)

 

[#lurker]

Something small, but funny.

YouTube has replaced the like animation with a paw on the guccimarx video that makes fun of Hasan.

Test it yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTDf6Anakg

It's possible this is just some automated AI thing, but maybe someone at YouTube has a sense of humor for once?

 

[Chilson]

Something small, but funny.

YouTube has replaced the like animation with a paw on the guccimarx video that makes fun of Hasan.
paw.mp4

Test it yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTDf6Anakg

It's possible this is just some automated AI thing, but maybe someone at YouTube has a sense of humor for once?

Its absolutely an automated AI thing that detects dog videos and replaces the like button. Still hilarious though.

 

[The Dude]

The point of caring about your clothes and looks is you're looking for a mate. The reason faggots constantly keep in fashion is they're almost always polyamorous. So no, until you get laid you have to take care of your looks. That's why fat fuck who used to be fit is called a dad bod. It's because that guy had kids and can let himself go now. Dad's can let themselves go because they've already had biological success. Virgins gotta get in shape.

You're missing my point. I'm not saying that wanting to be in shape and dressing nice is faggy. I'm saying that OBSESSING about your looks, to an extreme degree (particularly about designer clothing) the way that Hasan does is faggy. The only men I've met who obsess about that to such an extreme degree as Hasan does were all rump rangers. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be put together and be fit as a straight man. It's when you obsess about it and it becomes a core part of your identity, like Hasan, that it becomes time for people to start questioning your sexuality. Especially the designer clothes, man. You can look great without spending literally thousands of dollars on EACH outfit.

 

[Incecticyder]

I didn't know I could hate this faggot anymore than I already do.

At first it was funny seeing Hasan, as a commie-wannabe tankie larper, collide with the realities of existing within a real life totalitarian "communist" police state. Secret police watched him like a hawk and finally struck when they thought they saw a dissenting opinion being shared in public, on camera. You'd think this would make Hasan wise and tell him to get the fuck out of the country, but no, the grift must continue.

So instead, he gleefully, willingly allowed the Chinese state to assign him state handlers to make sure he's only saying the state-approved line, he allowed Chinese state officers to bug his room to make sure he never deviates off script, and now he's going onto one of the biggest English-language Chinese state propagandists to spread Chinese state propaganda to his audience.
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Hasan has made a career whining about how oppressive and corrupt the United States supposedly is. For the last 2 years, he has accused every single one of his opponents on social media of being shills paid by Israel to spread "hasbara" about the evil shit he does (like shocking his dog). For even longer, he's accused the CIA/State Department/etc of spreading North Korea style propaganda to try and hurt the international communist cause (like an Uno-reverse of reality).

Hasan made a massive fuss about being held up at the TSA for having a JD Vance meme on his phone. He ran hours-long streams, talking about how the American state was going to hunt him down and disappear him next for being such a powerful dissident. Wanna know what happened to him the day after that? Fucking nothing! He's spent the entire rest of the year shitting on Trump, Vance, and the rest of the American state. He got so fucking riled up by his internet being down due to America's supposed inequities that he shocked his dog mid-rant!
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Customs didn't even look through his phone, yet he acted like he was on the FBI's most wanted list.

Meanwhile, in China, he got racially profiled and had his phone confiscated by the secret police within seconds of arriving at Tiananmen Square. What happens after that? He suddenly becomes a registered, State propaganda shill OVERNIGHT, constantly surveilled for wrongthink, and he's perfectly okay with that.
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He went on fucking camera to defend the secret police's actions, saying his detention was justified because he's "white" (in their eyes), and it's okay for the Chinese government to suspect every "white" person of being a subversive agent because of the evil western CIA trying to something something color revolution.

When it's the US: #ACAB #FUCK12 RACIST IMPERIALIST GENOCIDAL JEWISH KKKOPS ARM THE VANGUARD OF THE PEOPLES REVOLUTION NOW
When it's China: Please Daddy Xi fuck me in the ass harder! I will gladly accept any treatment the Glorious People's Police Force of the Glorious People's Republic of China deems fit for such a sinful westerner such as I!

Hasan literally asserted his rights to the first amendment and free speech while castigating America for being a "police state" whilst now praising China's police state for making sure that Hasan wasn't going around saying shit the government doesn't like. Comical.

He's a complete whore for the Chinese government now. Instead of calling himself a turk, he now calls himself white.
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Mind you, the uncle who gave Hasan his career is named UYGUR, LIKE THE FUCKING UYGHUR TURKS THAT CHINA HAS BEEN SLAUGHTERING AND ENSLAVING FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS YOU FUCKING SHILL.

He's gone full White Monkey (白猴子), tap-dancing for the Chinese state, being a young, "attractive" face repeating state propaganda so the Chinese government can go "See? See? Even western American pigdogs love our country", reinforcing the state's control over its youth populace while advertising it to his dumbass audience.

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Hasan literally looks to his left to his handler to make sure he's advertising properly.

Hasan has no credibility. If the Democratic Party truly wants to regain and keep power in the US, they need to cut ties with freaks like Hasan. They need to stop taking this moron's "criticisms" seriously. Quit inviting him to the DNC so he can shit on whichever candidate wins the primary (they'll never be far left enough for him). He is the leftist equivalent of Laura Loomer. At least Tucker Carlson was treated with genuine respect by the Russian state when he ran propaganda for their grocery stores and subways.

Zohran Mamdani seems to have gotten a clue and started distancing himself from Hasan, after squeezing every bit of usefulness out of him. The Dems should follow his lead and leave this idiot in the dust.

My dislike for the Chinese government is on par for my dislike for Jeets as a whole, but it's alarming how fast Hasan went to sucking ChiCock after getting the CPC special.

You guys are forgetting that he is afraid of his own fanbase. He was definitively spooked by the Chinese police but he can't say it because he would be made into an example. He has no courage or beliefs. He knew going in that he entered a dystopia but admitting it would have him be in his fanbase's shit list as well as China's. He is safer being bugged at his room than buggered at prison.