💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
That involves watching Boogie, Wings, and something tainted by Keem, however.
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All you really need from that interview to know how cyraxx acts is the first few minutes and the last few before he leaves. It’s a hilarious example of him raxxing out because he is a retard who didn’t get his way.
 
Switch Mongo said:
All you really need from that interview to know how cyraxx acts is the first few minutes and the last few before he leaves. It’s a hilarious example of him raxxing out because he is a retard who didn’t get his way.
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Typical Cyraxx. Whenever anything doesn't go his way, he throws a tantrum. He just expects everyone to kiss his scabby ass and agree with everything he says. It speaks volumes of how his mind works (or doesn't depending on how you look at it). His brain is so broken that he can't handle it whenever someone disagrees with him to the point where he has a complete hissy fit over it. He can't even remain civil (unless he thinks he might get something out of it or if he's able to understand that in that situation he's not in control), Cyraxx will also try and talk over anyone whenever he feels like he's being overwhelmed or if he's in a position where he could easily be put in his place. Notice how when he's got a buddy troll he gets all giddy when he thinks he's got someone who's on his side and either doesn't know his back story (in his mind) or doesn't bring up his past? When he feels like he can control the narrative and have someone kiss his ass all the time, he feels like he's in control of the situation. Hell, I'd argue that's why he's jumped on panel whenever Marty or WGH went live because they were talking shit about him (to a much larger audience than what he can conjure up) and they were pushing the story that he didn't want being spread to that larger audience. Don't know if Sally actually affirms his bullshit or just nods along but that seems to be good enough for him because he can't handle it whenever someone challenges his bullshit. That seems to be enough to keep him happy. I'd like to know at what point Sally gave up on disciplining the little shit because he acts like a really bratty child that's never been told "no". Hell, the last time he got arrested he still acted in a way that shows that (trying to make a deal with the police, asking Sally and Ed to help him, asking Ed to call Karen to try and stop the arrest) most normal people wouldn't act. Cyraxx tries so hard to get a clean slate with whoever he's conversing with that if he feels like someone's being critical of his past he'll lash out. He's also so hypersensitive to criticism that he'll lash out at anyone that dares to critique his 'art' even if it's constructive and isn't making any personal jabs at him with the same venom that he does at those who have directly fucked with him. He's basically a really dumb narcissist. Too stupid to manipulate anyone but would if he could. At least we're all still here to keep him in check. Because even though he says he'd be able to advance in life if it wasn't for his critics, he's unwilling to change in the slightest. And like all lolcows, he's incapable of change and that will maintain his status of a lolcow forever.
 
Delamain said:
Well he did pass out mid rant and immediately got back to yelling as soon as he regained consciousness but yeah I get where you’re coming from dude is stressed out 24/7 and that’s by his own choice he gets no reprieve
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He's really been wheezing between words harder than ever lately too, his one lung is going in to overdrive and can barely keep up. If ed or Sally smoke it might be overwhelming him by gassing the goblin attic, which he's locked in. It's kinda of like his own personal auschwitz.

Fart Finger Joseph said:
I've always wondered what the goblin's dreams look like. Dreams are primarily based off long and short term memories and emotions mashed together. Does he even have the ability to make long term memories? If I had to guess, the constant years of self imposed stress has completely ruined his ability to retrieve his memories, so that only leads short term memories and emotions. In which case, I'd guess his dreams are nothing but raging out on panel, Sally yelling at him on camera, getting the cutie to take her turn, making shitty content that does numbers, and killing all the trolls.

Little fucker can't catch a break even while sleeping. However that's assuming that his unconscious brain is smart enough to even recognize these as important enough to keep track of.
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Do Akron goblins dream of electric messages from fake underage victims?
 
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I missed this yesterday but the little shit is continuing his grief leaching
I’ve never seen someone that’s so desperate to take the misfortune of others and make it all about themselves
And Jesus Christ he figured out how to add a reverb effect so the little faggot can play pretend about being in a stage Lord help us
 
Delamain said:
I missed this yesterday but the little shit is continuing his grief leaching
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hee4LTgpt_cI’ve never seen someone that’s so desperate to take the misfortune of others and make it all about themselves
And Jesus Christ he figured out how to add a reverb effect so the little faggot can play pretend about being in a stage Lord help us
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The best is when someone isolates his vocals and its just retard babble.
 
Racist Parrot said:
The best is when someone isolates his vocals and its just retard babble.
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For a long time I've been wondering, is there a software that can isolate vocals B from a combined track of A+B, if it is given a clean copy of A as a guide? Meaning that here one could use the Disturbed track as a guide to extract the goblin karaoke?
 
William just posted some recent happenings on 339
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The bodycams are gonna be funny whenever they get posted
Edit: 3 fucking units got dispatched because the little shit seriously believed that someone would go to the trouble of manufacturing an actual nerve agent to fuck with him
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He needs to be charged with wasting police time at this point.

So on HALLOWEEN someone knocked on your door. That is not worthy of a call to the police.

Did he even tell Sally before he called the police about the sarin gas? If so, and she still told him to call them charge her too!
 
Delamain said:
William just posted some recent happenings on 339
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The bodycams are gonna be funny whenever they get posted
Edit: 3 fucking units got dispatched because the little shit seriously believed that someone would go to the trouble of manufacturing an actual nerve agent to fuck with him
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Only chance could punch someone in the face and brandish a knife and get away with not even a slap on the pp

Are the Akron PD in on it? I know the goblin is labeled retarded by the cops but still, in the last decade he's probably done this a thousand times no exaggeration
 
GARFGARF said:
Only chance could punch someone in the face and brandish a knife and get away with not even a slap on the pp

Are the Akron PD in on it? I know the goblin is labeled retarded by the cops but still, in the last decade he's probably done this a thousand times no exaggeration
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Pretty sure the part in CAPS is the reason why the cops were sent, so it's plausible that some retarded ween sent in the crisis chat message pretending to be Ed. It's also plausible that he did actually pull a knife, but we'll probably never know for sure.
 
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Only chance could punch someone in the face and brandish a knife and get away with not even a slap on the pp

Are the Akron PD in on it? I know the goblin is labeled retarded by the cops but still, in the last decade he's probably done this a thousand times no exaggeration
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That looks fake, doubt the PD would use "grandma" instead of "grandmother"

Most likely one of the many edited screenies WGH makes to cause Cyraxx to sperg out
 
Chance just went live. He tells off the trolls and it's very clear he is going off of an AI script. He is definitely not happy about being made a complete fool once again. He has broken up with CIA Hole. Kinda boring IMO but here's an archive for the thread courtesy of Raxxbot. Link courtesy of Goblin Records.



Edit: Did Chance shit himself at 16:04? The breathing sounds sells it for me.
 
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This is made me chuckle. And what's funny is, it is a perfect example of how he works.

●Step 1 "BYE"
●Step 2 "ACTUALLY FUCK YOU"

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ImSickofit! said:
Chance just went live. He tells off the trolls and it's very clear he is going off of an AI script. He is definitely not happy about being made a complete fool once again. He has broken up with CIA Hole. Kinda boring IMO but here's an archive for the thread courtesy of Raxxbot.

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I love that you can 100% tell he's reading from an AI script by like five different ways (no facecam yet he always wants people to cam up, laughing at weird points in his dialogue, ect.) yet we all know that if you asked him he'd screech to the end of the earth that he made it all himself.
 
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