DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[INirvana]

I think it's more attempting to balance countless lies and personalities to sell to different people.

Most of his babbling on stream is for his whales and loyal dents, most of them hate drama, so he's placating them.

I know Phil is unbelievably unaware at times, but he knows he loves punching down on anyone when he can.

This is true because a few years ago before the casino arc, he did have quite a few loyal people. Now fast forward and a lot of them are gone, he has about maybe 7-10 loyal fans?

 

[Julia Chang]

Phil was more important the day he jerked off on stream than everyone who isn't internet famous.

If this doesn't tell you how egotistical, narcissistic, and self-important Phil is then I don't know what will.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

These faces are so bad.

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I bet Jayde joy Phil's goofy retard faces.

It'll take a little while, he modifies his behaviour slightly for a short time and then the seething will creep out into some unhinged rant. Took a week or two before the lex stuff really got to him

Little while was a massive understatement. He literally had a seethe rant before you got these words out.

 

[Optimus Crime]

I bet Jayde joy Phil's goofy retard faces.

I hope his wheel chair breaks and a metal rod goes up his ass and he yelps,
"I no joy this?"

 

[neger psykolog]

-Did you know people think he is poor?

Phil may have money but he lives in a castle constructed of Funko Pops and is therefore a nigger and poor.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stolen from discord. The beginning on the stream:

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

These faces are so bad.

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"He is me frfr" - Jayde (probably)

 

[W@rui]

Hope only the worst for you, Phil faggot.

I sat through his Level 1 Podcast (first time sitting through anything of Phil's), and he's just very low energy, boring, and not charismatic.
Even with seeing all the stuff you're saying, I don't feel anything.

I don't think the passion is worth it, but if he does suffer, I'll be indifferent to it; which honestly might be the way to go.
The only thing worst than hate, is indifference.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Phil acts like his life is monitored 24/7 and we're just constantly posting about him on the farms. When in reality shit is dead for days on end until he inevitably makes himself look foolish and people actually care to post. I've seen him do the slimest shit ever and expect multiple threads about it but he's such a constant d-bag that posting the same looping rants is just useless. Asmon brought in a shit ton of viewers, not for good, so that's why he's playing like Grandpa Joe. Totally good boy Phil is the worst.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In all seriousness he isn't even working

You should have just stopped here.

Phil talking about how he could be on lawlcohw live whenever he wannz and how he still doesn’t talk about drama. (while being dramatic) what an absolute faggot
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The King of Lolcows would always be welcome at any time.

He has a FUCKING SCHEDULE for when he goes to the clothes shop with his wife and there are still people who think he’s not autistic?

He's not. He's a lying larping retard. He thinks a schedule is what an actual mature adult does.

 

[W@rui]

Slow mode for 71 viewers on Kick is amazing.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I sat through his Level 1 Podcast (first time sitting through anything of Phil's), and he's just very low energy, boring, and not charismatic.
Even with seeing all the stuff you're saying, I don't feel anything.

I don't think the passion is worth it, but if he does suffer, I'll be indifferent to it; which honestly might be the way to go.
The only thing worst than hate, is indifference.

That's really the crux of it. Phil is an awful person for many reasons but without being a pedo, spouse abuser etc that's exactly how it should be where the indifference just halts the views and no drama or beg will suffice as he sits in a motel panhandling to his audience that he needs rent money or he can't steam. That or he dies on stream, this is what Phil has chosen.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

You know, as I told you guys, I'm not the kind of guy that wants to Step... On... People... to get ahead

See this is why I take a few weeks away from this nigger. I'm supposed to pretend like he didn't climb over both RTU (fuck him), Kino Casino (faggots) ,a veritable army of wheelchair donators and just recently Wings (fat sad cunt) in order to boost his income and popularity? He just says these statements that are merely reflections of his own character. This dude literally verbatim said he was having a bad day so he wanted to make fun of RTU. Its as if he actually believes he's the only party who can ever be wronged. Its the talking down and condescension that really does my fucking head in. Its beyond hypocrisy he's an actual Green Day Basket Case.

Spoiler: Bad Day=Make Fun of People

I would honestly recommend watching for 4 minutes but from 30:00 to 38:30 you geta full picture portrait.

So by this logic DSP must be having some pretty shitty days because he keeps running his knob polisher about ither people like he's... quite frankly like he's "normal". All I gotta say is good I hope it gets worse I hope he loses a limb

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil acts like his life is monitored 24/7 and we're just constantly posting about him on the farms. When in reality shit is dead for days on end until he inevitably makes himself look foolish and people actually care to post. I've seen him do the slimest shit ever and expect multiple threads about it but he's such a constant d-bag that posting the same looping rants is just useless. Asmon brought in a shit ton of viewers, not for good, so that's why he's playing like Grandpa Joe. Totally good boy Phil is the worst.

Phil is just like Jesus Christ having stones thrown at him while he wears his crown of thorns when you really think about it.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Phil is starting to make me believe in "manifestation" and it's eerie powers. He Cleary doesn't believe in anything, and he is possibly the most hate-watched man on the planet, but he carries like 6-7 massive retard whales and while our hate is passing and a form of entertainment, the vehement retardation of his handful of niggers is enough to carry Phil through the next 30 years. That's powah

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm supposed to pretend like he didn't climb over both RTU (fuck him), Kino Casino (faggots) ,a veritable army of wheelchair donators and just recently Wings (fat sad cunt) in order to boost his income and popularity? This dude literally verbatim said he was having a bad day so he wanted to make fun of RTU.

RTU (We call him Dickers) is the one example where Phil pretending he doesn't punch down and avoids drama is comical. Phil, you're just like Dickers, frfr.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

He has a FUCKING SCHEDULE for when he goes to the clothes shop with his wife and there are still people who think he’s not autistic?

We know he gets all his clothes from amazon so why even say this? Now he just fucking lies for faux outrage engagement. Imagine being so lazy your lies amount to: I schedule clothes shopping when it's patently obvious I never leave the fucking house.

He's the laziest, most boring mf on the planet and I wish detractors would just start ignoring him en masse. The rainy day dent fund would start to dry up without so much of the friction that encourages these dunces to keep playing Troll Felter Ahnline with their spacka bucks.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

@Cucktry Roads is there any way to prove that “TheSnorthFortIsMine” (sic) on Kick was also an ICS sock? AFAIK that account never talked in chat.

You need chat logs to do a chat log analysis, dumb fuck.

This is true because a few years ago before the casino arc, he did have quite a few loyal people. Now fast forward and a lot of them are gone, he has about maybe 7-10 loyal fans?

From doing my dent tracker, the long-time fan thing is real. I have about 90 entries that aren't full blown socks. Phil probably has 140 real fans and about 8-10 whales.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10mX5BnnhJoPrt06Id2SnZxRtgcWbIqGhzIINRvgf3wM/edit?gid=0#gid=0

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

See this is why I take a few weeks away from this nigger. I'm supposed to pretend like he didn't climb over both RTU (fuck him), Kino Casino (faggots) ,a veritable army of wheelchair donators and just recently Wings (fat sad cunt) in order to boost his income and popularity? He just says these statements that are merely reflections of his own character. This dude literally verbatim said he was having a bad day so he wanted to make fun of RTU. Its as if he actually believes he's the only party who can ever be wronged. Its the talking down and condescension that really does my fucking head in. Its beyond hypocrisy he's an actual Green Day Basket Case.

Spoiler: Bad Day=Make Fun of People

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2gXFgi8wcI:1800

I would honestly recommend watching for 4 minutes but from 30:00 to 38:30 you geta full picture portrait.

So by this logic DSP must be having some pretty shitty days because he kwwps running his knob polisher about ither people like he's... quite frankly like he's "normal". All I gotta say is good I hope it gets worse I hope he loses a limb

Tuning into Phil for a couple minutes, which is all anyone should be able to take, not sure how the clip channel guys surive watching every minute of him every day, is a coin flip where you either see the most pathetic boring old man catering to literal retards who handhold him through games which is an immediate pass or you tune in and he is in the middle of some of the most insane cope and seethe sessions.

Phil is like a mix of the delusions of grandeur of lolcows like KingCobra, Cyraxx, and BossManJack and the boring old man doing a boring internet show like RTU, Mersh, etc.

 

[KarlJobber]

I sat through his Level 1 Podcast (first time sitting through anything of Phil's), and he's just very low energy, boring, and not charismatic.
Even with seeing all the stuff you're saying, I don't feel anything.

I don't think the passion is worth it, but if he does suffer, I'll be indifferent to it; which honestly might be the way to go.
The only thing worst than hate, is indifference.

You need more chantex dood. It only gets fun when you start noticing the different personas he attempts and the lies you catch him in. I wouldn’t recommend sitting through a whole level 1 tho (unless it’s with a restreamer you like) otherwise just keep it at clips