DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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The very robust, hard earning, blue collar Philip Burnell had the camera on for 7hr 9min with a game open for 5hr 4min over the course of his two streams.

If Phil really is only on stream for 7 hours a day. He is putting in only 42 on camera hours a week (30 hours with a game turned on a week), while crying that he spends all his time in the streamer mines and doesn't get to spend ANY time with his wife. Phil truly is an epic faggot.
Well duh. He spends the remaining time splitting his stream into parts and uploads them. And he has to babysit the videos because Youtube is a dumb fucking website and that's why they are often out of order. GET IT CHIEF?

In all seriousness he isn't even working 8 hours like most normal people. And he throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get his "minimum wage" He should really kill himself
 
Well duh. He spends the remaining time splitting his stream into parts and uploads them. And he has to babysit the videos because Youtube is a dumb fucking website and that's why they are often out of order. GET IT CHIEF?

In all seriousness he isn't even working 8 hours like most normal people. And he throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get his "minimum wage" He should really kill himself
Well, there was a time he did try splitting his vids, but it was pre-washington, before he even moved someone pointed out he could just press stop recording. THIS was one of the true reasons he didn't switch to direct capture. That and PCs scare him, because he's a forever and always consolefag.
 
Well duh. He spends the remaining time splitting his stream into parts
He doesn't even do that. He does it live by clicking start recording and stop recording in OBS through his streamdeck.

Phil really has no time to put effort into his """career""". If every time you closed your eyes, Kurt Angle and Hulk Hogan were there with a bottle of baby oil calling you big boy, you'd understand Phil's plight.
 
He doesn't even do that. He does it live by clicking start recording and stop recording in OBS through his streamdeck.
Oh right. when he "splits the part" I forgot about that. And he also uses the Youtube editor (who the fuck does that) to delete certain parts. Like the "Fuck a horse game" rant. And as Turkey Tom said in his video about DSP, he could always have paid an editor. Heck those would have been legitimate business expenses (unlike certain micro transactions) But nope let's blow it on stupid shit instead of investing in his career. Better yet beg my fans for free shit
 
Man... the fact that Phil does two endings to his streams is so dented.
Guilt begs. "Alright folks, I'm out of here, goodnight". Clicks button to "split the part". Guilt begs. "Alright folks, I'm out of here, goodnight".

King fucking dent.
Does he think his live audience has their head down or wanders off while he addresses the "ahn demand" audience? Don't answer that I know he's just stalling for time but he does it so much it's infuriating. Maybe Jayde will finally understand "American Thanksgiving" if he explains it for the 500th time.
It's even better when he bitches about explaining something again before talking about anything from his past.
 
It's still crazy to me how every single one of his whales uses socks and bought accounts to give him more money and make him appear as more successful (sussessful in Philese) than he is...

Even most e-girl's whales aren't that weird. I swear Phil should be scared of them. Just imagine the day one of them goes extra parasocial.
It's insane just think of all the whales that all just silently disappeared. I've only really been following for a few years, but off the top of my head, Jinx, lilcrow, haseox 1mm. All whales that just one day disappeared, then suddenly a new person "discovers" Phil and starts giving heaps of money.
 
he could always have paid an editor.
He's allergic to reinvesting money on his streaming career. Same goes with doing anything for his streams outside of in front of the camera.

Acting like streaming is an office job is the thing that fucks him over and over again

That and PCs scare him, because he's a forever and always consolefag.
He knows how inept with PC he really is and that's why he's been avoiding them. There's also his autism that forces him to play every single games with a controller (even pc games).
About the use of controllers, it could also be explained by him being scared of being called a nerd for playing with keyboard and mouse.

And he would have us believe he used to build PCs in the past, host Lan parties and he played every popular RTS and grand sim games in the 90s.

I said it in the past and I keep saying it, but he really needs to learn that it's okay to admit being a newcomer to something.
 
He's allergic to reinvesting money on his streaming career. Same goes with doing anything for his streams outside of in front of the camera.

Acting like streaming is an office job is the thing that fucks him over and over again


He knows how inept with PC he really is and that's why he's been avoiding them. There's also his autism that forces him to play every single games with a controller (even pc games).
About the use of controllers, it could also be explained by him being scared of being called a nerd for playing with keyboard and mouse.

And he would have us believe he used to build PCs in the past, host Lan parties and he played every popular RTS and grand sim games in the 90s.

I said it in the past and I keep saying it, but he really needs to learn that it's okay to admit being a newcomer to something.
Him being scared to just admit "I didn't really play X or do Y back in the day" has led to thousands of lies at this point it would be a 20 hour video easily of him just bullshitting.

It's honestly a bit sad to watch him play PC games and just refuse to change any hotkeys and would rather spend legit hours per game bitching about them. He is basically a unicorn in that regard I can't remember anyone just refusing to click a few buttons to improve their experience even boomers back in the 90's could be told "hey if you go to menu you can change the buttons here" and they would do it.

I know he just wants to shit on game devs "intended experiences" or whatever but it really just shows me that he never did shit on PC's back in the day because everyone had and has their own preferred hotkeys who did.
 
Does he think his live audience has their head down or wanders off while he addresses the "ahn demand" audience?
The way he basically live edits and records youtube videos during his streams has always been pretty weird. Like he does the voiceover intros for his youtube clips live in real time during the actual livestream. Its just a really odd way to do it, and actually super lazy because he cant even do basic editing before uploading clips to youtube.

You can just upload clips/sections from your livestream and people will be able to pickup that it was originally from a livestream, you dont need to explain it six times per day. Everyone knows how youtube works by now.

I've never seen anyone else live streaming and decide they want to upload a certain part as a video so they do a live intro for the youtube video while streaming. Like you said he's basically putting his audience on hold for him to edit his youtube videos live in real time.
 
He just went on a tangent talking about how most people get Thai food and Taiwanese food mixed up.

I know he's stupid but somehow he manages to always reach new lows.

(he really needs to stop thinking everyone thinks like him)
People that don’t watch him much would think he’s trying to be funny when he says shit like this but no, this is Phillip burnell. He is a lopsyded mouthed retard who has to over-explain everything no matter how boring it may seem. WE ALL ASKED FOR THIS
 
Had some downtime at work and started looking into KC paypigs and and socks that people have speculated were ICS.

I'll be coming out with a large expose (expose-ay) on ICS sock accounts either tonight or in the next few days to tell a story of what this guy has been doing since Phil banned him.
This is the autism that keeps me coming and checking on Phil every couple mos lmfao. Shit like this is amazing. (I couldn’t quote or reply to the breakdown post, but I appreciate your efforts fella)
 
Does he think his live audience has their head down or wanders off while he addresses the "ahn demand" audience? Don't answer that I know he's just stalling for time but he does it so much it's infuriating. Maybe Jayde will finally understand "American Thanksgiving" if he explains it for the 500th time.
It's even better when he bitches about explaining something again before talking about anything from his past.
The way he basically live edits and records youtube videos during his streams has always been pretty weird. Like he does the voiceover intros for his youtube clips live in real time during the actual livestream. Its just a really odd way to do it, and actually super lazy because he cant even do basic editing before uploading clips to youtube.

I've never seen anyone else live streaming and decide they want to upload a certain part as a video so they do a live intro for the youtube video while streaming. Like you said he's basically putting his audience on hold for him to edit his youtube videos live in real time.
The streams are dents getting to attend the live recording of DSPGaming videos. It's behind the scenes like people have done on Patreon in the past and Phil treats it that way, like you are getting some privileged access while also telling you he makes nothing on the videos and everything on the streaming. So pay up for the exclusive behind the scenes content where you get to actually talk to the guy in the DSPGaming videos and watch the polish sausage get made.

Phil is a dunce who knows nothing on top of being incredibly lazy, but he knows he is special and important because mommy Linda combed his hair until senior year high school and he always had the new thing his peers wanted when he was 10. The "upgrades" (read downgrades) to the "studio" (he also called the old condo his "studio") are all just "new tech" for consumers, but they have re-energized him as much as anything. Phil was pouty in the old set up because he was lagging behind and thus lost the thing he used to claim value.

Now he has ALL NEW GEAR and never shuts the fuck up about it. The action cam, the USB microphone, the no air-flow white on white RGB covered PCs that Phil has blasting out rainbows at all hours because they are never turned off, the 4k TV that only does real 60hz with no VRR (the main source for all his "input lag and dropped inputs" in multiplayer games against people on monitors), all of it is stuff professionals wouldn't bother with, but Phil thinks it makes him better than you because your stuff isn't NEW TECH with AI!
 
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DSP's chat was shouting the solution at him:

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With said solution being easily findable with a 10-second Google search:

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But instead of Googling for 10 seconds and rolling back the game to a previous version, which would have taken a couple of minutes, he does this:



What a mongoloid man-child.
 
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DSP's chat was shouting the solution at him:

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With said solution being easily findable with a 10-second Google search:

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But instead of Googling for 10 seconds and rolling back the game to a previous version, which would have taken a couple of minutes, he does this:

Tormented Souls 2 quit bug rollback November12-2025.mp4

What a mongoloid man-child.

How long until these retards buy him a new PC that isn’t so damn complicated?
 
They didn't attach their message with a tip, how do they expect him to see it?
Even if they did, they didn't write a step by step tutorial so there was no chance he'd do it.

I'm curious if he'd have fixed it until next sunday as he plans on playing it. His schedule is so sad btw I've crossed out every games he wage/bored/stupid quit from his "lineup"
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So much for the "busy gaming season". Playing the yearly slop (CoD and pokemon) and the therapy truck sim

I know he just wants to shit on game devs "intended experiences" or whatever
It's even worse than that, I'm almost sure he doesn't change anything cause he's scared of fucking things up and scared people would make fun of him for changing the controls.
 
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