💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Generic Misc]

I was ready to come in with more wolf shit, then I watch this poor mongoloid, and I realize mocking The Wolf Simple Ian just isn't fun anymore. This poor bastard. Anisa is evil and her husband wife is just sad. Anisa's probably going to leave him for a butch chick, which will be even more humiliating. Jesus fuck, that Trump video was depressing. Couldn't even finish it.

I occasionally feel this way until I listen to 5 minutes of his streams. I think Ian is the lesser of the two cunts, but when he talks he's still an ignorant, smug, whiny bitch. If I thought Anisa could even conceptualise 3D as a concept, I'd think she was playing 4D chess by making sure Ian completely ruins his reputation by streaming. What better way to set up her eventual departure/monkey-branching than by ensuring the 'it was all Anisa's fault' narrative was beaten mercilessly by his 4+ hour daily streams of pitiful nonsense.

Sadly, she's just retarded and he's just a dullard.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

As an aside, I think Anisa is so crazy she made up not being able to conceptualize objects for attention. I have no evidence for this other than a gut feeling from experience with other freaks. It just tracks with everything else she says/does.

 

[FPTMIU]

One of our heroes needs to find a way to get the bigbunjeeeee video to Ian's attention somehow

 

[Mac Monster]

• Anisa now says she was around so many lesbians and trans people akshulllly from sports
• Anisa says she was watching some trans woman saying “the reason you don’t see as many of us this age is because they were killing us!!!”
• Anisa says Jerry springer is very transphobic because they did “woman or not?” She claims they were all hot and it proved there was no difference
• Anisa says she grew up knowing two trans women and two trans men
• They both go on and on about how it’s no one’s business who trans people are fucking and Anisa says she doesn’t know anyone’s sexual proclivities around her

Anisa must still be upset about the reactions to her Harry Potter costumes, so we get this desperate pandering to troons by coming up with obvious lies that she knew tons of them and always loved them. Canada may be a faggy shithole, but I seriously doubt there were dozens of trannies on her lacrosse team.

• Anisa says she gets burnt out with Ian’s work and they just need a break

Imagine being so unfathomably lazy that you get burnt out over someone else's work, and said work consists of regurgitating Reddit comments. Yet Anus will still claim that she was a master fast food worker, which is one of the most fast-paced and stressful jobs.

 

[Leo Frank]

One of our heroes needs to find a way to get the bigbunjeeeee video to Ian's attention somehow

I’m sure he already paid the $1.28 to watch it if he wasn’t already a patron. There is other good Jomha content on there as well. I re-visit Anisa art review for a regular laugh. Bunjeeee is the best at video a-logging the Jomhas and the Casino are the best at live stream a-logging them even though it seems they’re rapping up on them.

No cow tipping required (and it is gay). They regularly check the farms, their snark reddit and tweeter.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

The only cow-tipping that would be acceptable would be if one of the ladies here fixed Ian (inside and out) and he returned to alog Anisa through KF, meanwhile making squirrel videos and working as a locksmith. This would of course require years of recovery and diligence and processing of trauma, among other things.

What do you think, ladies? Anyone interested in a fixer-upper? Maybe some ideas on how to accomplish such a task?

This poor bastard.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

• Anisa bitches about how black women are more likely to die from child birth in the south

Obese women are more likely to die in childbirth. Controlling for obesity rates nearly completely eliminates racial disparity in maternal mortality.

"Nearly Completely?" you ask? Yeah. Patient noncompliance is highest among blacks, and they're even more noncompliant when the doctor is a yt debil. In some datasets, black patients of black doctors fare worse, though I have not bothered to remember how this was interpreted to be the fault of ytpipo.

• Anisa says 17 out of 100k women who die in childbirth is terrifying and asks Ian if he thinks that’s acceptable

I remember seeing math on this and fatal occupational injuries that can be attributed solely to men working to pay child support is around 25:100k.
So, when 25:100k is acceptable, then fewer women dying is presumably also acceptable. Particularly when they have other options.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

• Anisa says the dog chemo is throwing a wrench in things
• Anisa talks about how sickly the dog is and she’s pissing herself at the vet and the vets have to bathe her

I am somewhat bewildered that these 'brokies' haven't started a GFM or similar page to fund the dog's treatment. Chemo is expensive.

I guess their egos wouldn't permit them to admit defeat in such a manner - which is weird considering how quickly Haram-Bae blurted out 'We're Broke!' in the first stream from Canada.

But then that was done to dissuade potential lawsuits after their CC fiasco.

The end is near, they cannot possibly maintain the current status quo.

 

[RandallBoggs]

The only cow-tipping that would be acceptable would be if one of the ladies here fixed Ian (inside and out) and he returned to alog Anisa through KF, meanwhile making squirrel videos and working as a locksmith. This would of course require years of recovery and diligence and processing of trauma, among other things.

What do you think, ladies? Anyone interested in a fixer-upper? Maybe some ideas on how to accomplish such a task?

This poor bastard.

There’s no redemption for Ian you fucking faggot. 2016 idubbz doesn’t exist and has never existed, he just skinwalked better. He was always this way

He can come to KF, make content cop Anisa and content cop Hasan, say niggerfaggot again- none of it matters and none of it will change anything. He’s lost.

How are we 4000+ pages in and there’s still retards yearning for le good old days and feeling bad for him?

 

[SmellyBoogers]

I’m surprised it took this long?? This is late teens early 20s behavior. Yet another way these two are desperately behind the times.

She likely tried to hookup with Denims or one of the whores that orbit around her.

It makes sense for her to BPD leave Ian for a butch lesbian or troon. I think the money was the only thing stopping her.

She would love the attention, and The Raped would love the humiliation.

 

[This Fucking Guy]

ANISA DECLARES HERSELF BISEXUAL! but she can’t say the word faggot

Horrific thought, but maybe she's expanding her horizons when it comes to monkey-branching. She knows her options are incredibly limited. Look out, Ladies!

Imagine the smell.

 

[ThePissWitch]

Anisa is going to leave Ian, date a chick for 3 months, then settle down with a Canadian blue collar worker and start a family

 

[SmellyBoogers]

I want to sperg about The Raped's voice.
We don't ridicule him enough for it.

There's not a gram of testicle behind his voice. It's high pitched and grating.

He never learned to use his full voice, he speaks like a baby and a gay faggot.

 

[Trans Randy]

Horrific thought, but maybe she's expanding her horizons when it comes to monkey-branching. She knows her options are incredibly limited. Look out, Ladies!

Imagine the smell.

And not to forget:
Congratulations Ian! In the past, when Anus got to go on a solo vacation with her OF thot buddies, everyone only pointed out the hipocrisy that she wouldn't let you go to your best friend's wedding.
Now that we know she's bi, it's a full-on cuckening even when it's only girls!

In all seriousness though (it's Anisa and therefore all performative), who the fuck has to announce their bisexuality while married? Surely it doesn't matter because you're committed to one sexual partner? Classic BPD red flag, Open Relationship arc is definitely on its way, if it hasn't already happened behind the scenes.
And Ian is the kind of retard who would agree because "heh she said she'll only fuck women... and like...., and lesbians are fuckin uuuhh hot so I'm super based actually!". Enjoy her "slipping up" and "accidentally" sucking cock. I've read the Reddit threads.

He will always, in permanence, foreverially and for all eternity be a cuckold.

 

[username1811]

I want to sperg about The Raped's voice.
We don't ridicule him enough for it.

There's not a gram of testicle behind his voice. It's high pitched and grating.

He never learned to use his full voice, he speaks like a baby and a gay faggot.

He's always kind of sounded like that, even in his old content cops when he had some actual energy and was attempting a more "youtube" voice, he's always sounded whiny. At least back then, the content made up for his unpalatable voice.

 

[AGL Blue Bros]

• ANISA DECLARES HERSELF BISEXUAL! but she can’t say the word faggot
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• Anisa claims she got canceled for being biphobic on tumblr
• Anisa says the queer community is very unwelcoming to bi people

We're just going to get the generic Open relationship > Divorce > Lesbian arc aren't we? At least the Benoit ending was unique and subverted expectations. Also why are you slandering the "queer community"? That's half your fanbase

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Anisa says her dad was so white collar he had no room to call anything gay

Oh really, I thought he was the literal Ayatollah and made you wear a hijab you dumb bitch.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Ian says he can tell how it’s going to work and Anisa interjects “with a bunch of unpaid labor from your loving wife”

When your wife starts saying this alot, its over, more than any argument or any other sus shit.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

It's like pottery. She's even starting to get the chins. Maybe Anisa can cosplay as Arin Hanson for next Halloween.
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Reminder that with the Content Cop on H3, these two were gleefully going on about how well the video was received, how all the hate and dislikes for it was totally fake and that Ian's real fans are not in the comments because they're "touching grass". Now Anisa has to acknowledge FIRST that this new video was a retarded idea, with Simple Ian gimping along 25 minutes later. It's definitely a change of tune, and it shows that things are looking bleak.

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A clip from r/imisstheoldidubbbz of Bigbunjeee's newest video on Ian Jomha. Bigbunjee tells the full story about Ian showing Cold Ones (Maxmoefoe and Chad) Hasan Piker clips: Ian was trying to convince Cold Ones to have Hasan Piker on their podcast and that they should take a more public stance against Trump and MAGA.
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Eeeerm Arin is a Zionists!

 

[Drama Trauma]

• Weird discussion about if CEO and CFOs are worse than YouTubers?
• Anisa admits she doesn’t know what a CFO is and Ian says he doesn’t know the difference
• Anisa said she would kill herself if she were a CEO

Weren't she and Ian were CEO's of Creator Clash aside of being the owners?

• Anisa says gay men and trans women use Faggot and not women
• ANISA DECLARES HERSELF BISEXUAL! but she can’t say the word faggot

Anisa, are you trying to claim trans women are not troo and hahnest women?

Anisa claims she got canceled for being biphobic on tumblr

Isn't she claimed not too long ago she didn't know about tumblr?

Anisa says she values community! Then she immediately says she felt no community after creator clash, she said she was glad it was over

Guess Creator Clash wasn't the best thing they ever done and they wouldn't sell it for a billion, just abandon it for a much smaller fee or free.

"I have no maternal drive because I've chemically lobotomized myself, how will the human race continue!?"

Ironically the only wise decision Anisa ever made is to not reproduce, hope she will still defies Ian's impotent attempts at that.