US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Seems like Cornyn is finally on his way.
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Lmao it probably got delayed like hell given all the cancellations today. No wonder he's not in the capitol.

 

[Cuckoman]

Ok, let Cornyn be. He is an old man. He needs rest. Leave him alone.

This vote thing was fun!
Lets do it again tomorrow!

 

[Terrifik]

How far away is he from the senate floor.

i guess we are waiting till midnight with a trump announcement.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Jorn Cornyn is in Ethan's Ralph crackshack in meeheeco TURN ON THE KILLSTREAM RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[Lip Glossary]

Okay, GOPe voting down the bill is the funniest result that can come from this.

They just vote no and keep the government closed out of spite for the next two years

 

[Barleys]

It's gonna be another 45 minutes to drive from dulles airport to capitol hill

 

[JayseeDenton]

"Your race and your empire will die."

And you will be deported.

You realize they're indirectly admitting they want to cull all of us.

In my case most of the ones i know (or rather still talk to) are still clinging to the idea that every brown person is a perfect angel. They think: "Republicans believe in the great replacement theory and want to ban abortion so white women will have babies!!" They just don't want to let go of the 90s dream.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Is he dead or something?
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it's ok, guys. Clearly he's out picking up boulders with his wife and kid

 

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[Honka Honka Burning Love]

They just vote no and keep the government closed out of spite for the next two years

It would be the only based thing the GOPe has ever done.

 

[Gar For Archer]

lmao, how did it take this long for people to realize that they didn't even have the full roster? everyone being forced to wait an hour+ because one guy got his flight delayed is definitely peak comedy though.

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

It's gonna be another 45 minutes to drive from dulles airport to capitol hill

They can airdrop him in.

 

[make_it_so]

it's ok, guys. Clearly he's out picking up boulders with his wife and kid

John Cornyn, please show us your report list.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

>inb4 Trump appears in congress with a grucho moustache and pretends is Cornyn.

 

[make_it_so]

lmao, how did it take this long for people to realize that they didn't even have the full roster? everyone being forced to wait an hour+ because one guy got his flight delayed is definitely peak comedy though.

TBF this thing probably wasn't even worked out till early this afternoon, so Cornyn probably had to catch the first available flight back to DC once the word dropped.

 

[Lip Glossary]

It would be the only based thing the GOPe has ever done.

Loony leftists: But we're READY to open the government!
GOP: Nah fuck you, we don't feel like it.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

BERNIE SANDERS IS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE CAPITAL WITH A KATANA AND WILL CHALLENGE JOHN CORNYN TO A DUEL TO ATTEMPT TO PREVENT HIM FROM VOTING.

 

[FlappyBat]

It's gonna be another 45 minutes to drive from dulles airport to capitol hill

I have never loved a senator not doing their job more than this moment. The only thing that could be funnier is some obscure rule puts a limit on how long they can wait for a vote and they have to do this all again tomorrow.

 

[babyDunk]

why in the world did Obama think giving insurance companies infinite money was a good idea? Jesus

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I have never loved a senator not doing their job more than this moment. The only thing that could be funnier is some obscure rule puts a limit on how long they can wait for a vote and they have to do this all again tomorrow.

Oops, accident on the hwy, traffic jam!