💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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    699
AnOminous said:
What a sad little pussy, exposed as a cuck for his entire life, and he can do literally nothing about it other than wear homosexual sunglasses indoors like a complete faggot.
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Funniest part is he choose to get on with coomelot, if he were to stream himself he could just ignore those, but no, he had to go to they guy who isn't in the know, I'm starting to believe he does have humiliation fetish and he gets off on it after stream.
 
PrestonHolt said:
Funniest part is he choose to get on with coomelot, if he were to stream himself he could just ignore those
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The funniest part to me is that he’s trying everything to rebuild his audience, but is too scared to stream by himself regularly. Instead he’s appearing on other people’s stream and retreating into a members only hug box. Neither of those are going to (re)build an audience.
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
The funniest part to me is that he’s trying everything to rebuild his audience, but is too scared to stream by himself regularly. Instead he’s appearing on other people’s stream and retreating into a members only hug box. Neither of those are going to (re)build an audience.
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Rekieta is such a failed adult he seems to genuinely think or be trapped in a psychotic fantasy that he will be able to brazen his way thru, lie his ass off as usual and somehow his pre public failure life will magical sweep back into existence.
I wish him a million interesting matters of public record.
 
Spergichu said:
This is the first time Coomalot's streams are even remotely entertaining. Nick's hopes for this stream have crashed headfirst into an embankment wall, just like Coomalot whenever he tries to race.
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I hope do their shirts off drinking cum thing, that is very heterosexual. Extremely not gay.
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
The funniest part to me is that he’s trying everything to rebuild his audience, but is too scared to stream by himself regularly. Instead he’s appearing on other people’s stream and retreating into a members only hug box. Neither of those are going to (re)build an audience.
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I'm not exactly sure if even he knows what the plan is. I'd guess, like most addicts, he sets himself milestones and markers. In his mind the reason he hasn't returned to a regular schedule is the HRO. Before that it was Aaron's sentencing. Before that it was his sentencing. And so on.

Financially, it is interesting. Is he eating that house sale money? Accumulating debt? His mommy bought him two houses, but how much do they contribute on a monthly basis? Not enough for Nick to avoid foreclosure, yet it seems likely that there is some kind of stipend.
 
HenryRollinsLiar said:
Nick is discussing the movie Savages with Camelot. Rent-free, ay?
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StarTrak said:
Timestamp or a clip?
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[Timestamp 35:55]

Rent-free.

Savage.webp
 
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Nick still has nasty incel fans who admire him and are going hard after Mama K on Twitter — exactly as he hoped they would when he targeted her.

No mercy for this faggot anyway, but man does he make me want to fedpost.
 
*steps away from the Farms for IRL stuff*

"Well, it's been a little while, I wonder how that whole Nicky Rackets drama is going now..."

*checks thread*

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HOLY HIROGEN!!

Faces set to stunned. We are in the midst of a cosmic event, universes colliding and collapsing.

We thought we knew, but we didn't. There's always so much more out there.

Infinity diversity in infinite combinations!

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And somewhere, Risa's Favorite Party Girl pines away for her long lost Ian...

Clearly Nicky Rackets didn't learn anything from all those times she made him watch Wrath of Khan. The deluded tyrant obsessed with superiority chases Kirk and the damaged Enterprise into the Mutara Nebula, crippling his own ship's systems and giving up the advantage. Khan's obsession is so deep he ignores the pleading of his closest confidante, and dives into the nebula; he has everything he could possibly want, he could just leave and sit upon a throne in his own kingdom elsewhere. But Khan has to kill Kirk, he has to make him suffer, he has to pay for humbling Khan and exiling him to a veritable Hell (even though Kirk wasn't directly responsible). There's a reason Khan had both Paradise Lost and Moby Dick on his shelf. I don't expect the Chief of Tomfoolery to have read the classics, but parentless degenerates like us learn our fucking life lessons from shit like Star Trek. Nick chased his White Whale into the goddamn nebula.

Or, you know, he could be a jilted closet case. His catty tweets about "as a fake-gay" Aaron is unattractive are basically admitting he's in the closet.
 
Solomon Bundy said:
Khan's obsession is so deep he ignores the pleading of his closest confidante, and dives into the nebula; he has everything he could possibly want, he could just leave and sit upon a throne in his own kingdom elsewhere. But Khan has to kill Kirk, he has to make him suffer, he has to pay for humbling Khan and exiling him to a veritable Hell (even though Kirk wasn't directly responsible). There's a reason Khan had both Paradise Lost and Moby Dick on his shelf. I don't expect the Chief of Tomfoolery to have read the classics, but childless degenerates like us learn our fucking life lessons from shit like Star Trek.
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A major difference is that Khan's story is actually sympathetic. He never asked to be born as a genetically engineered superhuman, and even though he was, he was the least bad and tyrannical of them.

It wasn't Kirk's fault, but the plan to let him have his attempt at a civilization went fully awry and instead they ended up in an utterly doomed scenario on a dying world. This wasn't the intention of the Federation or Kirk. But he lost his mind due to these events. Kirk was his White Whale. It's interesting a superhuman didn't understand why one of his favorite novels was basically about himself and the doom of seeking revenge, that is, taking poison and expecting someone else to die.

On top of that, Khan actually ran a large chunk of Earth before he got deposed. Nick has done dick. He's just sucked dicks his entire life and accomplished nothing. He's actually accomplished less than nothing. He grifted six figures at least to fuck over Vic Mignogna by saddling him with an incompetent shyster, and that's not including what he grifted for himself personally. He has no loyalty to anyone at all.

Khan was fiercely loyal to the people who supported him, and his desire for vengeance was largely because of the death of his wife, who died in the hostile environment the Federation left him in.

Nick is just a jerk who inherited money and acted like a cock until he destroyed himself. It's an insult to Khan to compare him to Nick in any way, shape, or form.

Khan is entirely sympathetic even as a villain.

Nick is a shitbag who dosed his daughter with cocaine and refuses to take responsibility for any of the evil shit he's done. Everything he does is someone else's fault. He's a faggot.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Laundry is one of the easiest chores around.

put laundry in laundry machine
put detergent packet in machine
turn on
set phone timer to 5 minutes after machine says it is going to be done
move to drier once phone alarm goes off
set phone alarm again
get clothing from drier once alarm goes off

In reality it is less than 10 minutes of real work.
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I work full time and I still do laundry and fill the dishwasher, because those are the easy chores. The main work in laundry is folding and putting the clothes away after they're done, but that's still only like five minutes tops.
 
Clem Fandango said:
I work full time and I still do laundry and fill the dishwasher, because those are the easy chores. The main work in laundry is folding and putting the clothes away after they're done, but that's still only like five minutes tops.
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The idea this squalor is normal large family “behind on laundry” is such BS. In my subculture, five kids is considered a good start and people will wonder if you hit a fertility wall if you stop there. (More common is six to 15 kids.) I’ve never seen any such family get “behind on laundry” to the point where the floor is covered. And these are families for whom money is usually tight, yet they can still afford laundry baskets.

The good news is Nick edited that EXIF data and the truth will come out. In the meantime, he gets to wonder what the next bombshell will be. Glad he’s miserable!
 
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