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Saw a ss of a neopagan reddit tranny bitching about how someone said TIMs can't be vestal virgins a few days ago.
LOL-FUCKING-LOL. The Vestals had to take vows of chastity for the thirty years of their terms. Meanwhile, your average tranny can't go a day without cooming.

...actually, it might be funny to let them become Vestals after all. Then, when they inevitably break their vows, they can experience the ultimate gender affirmation by being punished the same way a fallen Vestal was: being walled up alive in an underground chamber with a little food and water and left to die. Sicut femina vera!

As an added bonus, the male sex partners of condemned Vestals were publically beaten to death, so that would simultaneously take care of degenerate groomers and trannyfuckers. Sounds like a win for society all around!

As far as this particular complaint -- "I wish my youth had been exciting instead of boring" -- I also think everyone harbors some kind of regret like this. Surely some of the people who spent their 20s on "stupid nights out, the flirting, the fun, the chaos," "making out with strangers, having messy flings," whom this writer envies, regret having spent so much time chasing sex, attention, and superficial thrills, and wish they had spent that time cultivating deeper experiences, skills, or knowledge. No matter how many people you got to drunkenly make out with when you were 20, your life will remain imperfect.
It's also noteworthy that he's describing idealized tropes about teens and young people from fiction, rather than any specific person's life. Plenty of young people have perfectly ordinary, boring lives – maybe the occasional fun here and there, but not like in a tv show. I don't think it's coincidence that so many trannies are fans of anime and geekshit. They don't just want to become ordinary women – they want to become the heroines in the media they consoom, where the story is all about them and everything works out for them in the end. (Or else the busty bimbo slut of their dreams, in the cases of the purely sex-driven AGPs). Hence the ridiculous names so many of them pick for themselves. They want to be idealized anime/fantasy characters, not just another mundane normie with mundane normie problems.

In the end, they're just boys who never outgrew their fantasies of becoming Superman, only with weird AGP sexual fantasies added to the mix. That's why they can never truly be satisfied: the goal they're chasing after was fiction from the beginning.

They actually have a cleanish floor. Does that one know how to clean? Mirrors a bit dirty in the second pic.
Twist: he actually still lives at home, and his mother does all the cleaning.
 
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Stunning and brave ????
Not so fast, dammit! :lit:
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Everytime I speak to people weather it's friends colleagues oh my neighbours there's always someone saying about my transition oh you so brave I just bite my lip I don't see why that's something ugh 🥺🤦‍♀️
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Hahaha! I once got that “you’re so brave” line during a meeting with the lady from the real estate agency of the apartment I used to live in 😅 For many people, it sounds meaningful and even praiseworthy. They just don’t know how to express it better. ...
 
My late ass is really confused on the whole “axe cut off” joke among this and few other troon threads.

I get the joke, but is this a reflection of what these sick fucks actually do? Like actually using landscape equipment to fucking snip yourself?
Just a reminder that troons get essentially a permanent wound that might’ve well been caused by the use of a large single-blade weapon.
 
My late ass is really confused on the whole “axe cut off” joke among this and few other troon threads.

I get the joke, but is this a reflection of what these sick fucks actually do? Like actually using landscape equipment to fucking snip yourself?
People call the neo vagina troons get an axe wound because that's what it looks like. You can see a lot of them in the SRS thread. How the actual surgery is done depends on the doctor as they all do it differently because it's more of an experiment then a surgery.
 
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So close and yet they refuse to see themselves as effeminate gay men because they hate that.

Esti_Mi 3 points 2 hours ago
This is me 1000%. Thank you, OP, for putting this into words. I have been part of the bear community (and it's predecessor) since the 80s but only started to transition in late 2020. It has really been an adjustment!
It is really brought home many times when I'm speaking with cis women who accept me as one of them, but my taste in men is radically different. And despite songs like Cuffing Season, there are very few cis women I meet who are open to my taste in men.
Luckily for me the bear community where I live has been very accepting and still invites me to a lot of parties so I can see friends that I've known for 20 years or so. When I started to come out to them, quite a few of them assured me that I would always be welcomed in their homes and at their parties and anyone who had issues with me being there would be asked to leave.
The funny part about it all is that after I came out to the community at large, quite a few of them changed some of their online profiles from gay to pan or bi. I guess I gave them a lot to think about. Some of them confided in me that they had had numerous encounters with women but as the bear community, generally speaking, has been historically squicked by that idea they kept it quiet.


throwraforffs 3 points 8 hours ago
I never even thought of this but this actually makes so much sense lmao. It must be very dysphoria-inducing to have such wildly different taste in men compared to other women your age due to the fact you grew up socialized as a gay man.
Most straight women view bears as ungroomed or unkempt and they’re not wrong. Straight women like body hair but don’t generally go after fat hairy bearded men and are also not into the musky armpit smell thing or not shaving any part of your body whatsoever. It’s really only in gay culture that this type of masculinity is idealized.


[–]WVjF2mX5VEmoYqsKL4s8 4 points 12 hours ago
Not me. I was never into gay culture and felt (still feel) drag is revolting. I felt attracted to men, but not gay men. I knew I wasn't a gay man. I tried to be a cis het guy for a long time, but that felt uncomfortable. It was like I was constantly required to act a part that didn't fit me.
Once I transitioned my identity as a straight woman made sense. I think hormones played a role too. Even though I know no one can impregnate me, I frequently have these feelings that I need to find a guy who I can trust to raise children with.
I think the theory that trans people have an intersex condition affecting our brains is likely true.

lemonprincess23 18 points 13 hours ago
I always liked guys but I never felt gay. In my mind I was like “I like guys in a straight way but that doesn’t make sense unless I’m a girl” and i kinda went from there


[–]v3rr3r 10 points 16 hours ago
Honestly, not really. I never related to that taste in men, or really to gay men at all beyond thinking that's what I was. My friends have called my taste in men boringly straight LOLLLL I prefer buff dudes that aren't hairy


[–]PsychologicalBadger 9 points 18 hours ago
I have a friend who wasn't familiar with people transitioning and thought that if the relationships with women felt wrong? They must be a Gay male. Then they tried that and it was equally wrong so... Transitioned many years ago met Mr Right and its happily ever after time! Hoo Hoo!!!


[–]Intelligent-Tea-2058 9 points 20 hours ago
I don't relate
It never felt gay to me
When I was CSA'd for years I felt a lot of shame and sadness, but all the typical gay shame stuff literally never occured to me as a relevant dimenson of shame I could or should be considering
Meanwhile, accepting I like women too felt harder than accepting I was transsexual

Seems like a combination of fetishizing straight men while not being attracted to gay men like them, and think they've found a loop hole. But the real world says otherwise.

Honestly if I never saw this thread I would have never know that gay men could be jealous of us because most men like women.


 
People call the neo vagina troons get an axe wound because that's what it looks like. You can see a lot of them in the SRS thread. How the actual surgery is done depends on the doctor as they all do it differently because it's more of an experiment then a surgery.
"Axe wound" has been slang for the female genitalia, at least back to the 1950s.

Modern scholars are just applying the term to a more-appropriate genital situation. I dunno; can you reclaim a slur for someone else? "Here, you guys can use this."

"Stinkditch," IIRC, was coined by an actual troon.
 
"Axe wound" has been slang for the female genitalia, at least back to the 1950s.
The earliest uses of the term I've seen was in regards to porn artists poorly drawing female anatomy. Drawing just a single line for the slit, rather than more complex inner and outer lips.
WHAT IS IT WITH TRANNIES NAMING THEMSELVES AFTER VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS
Depending on your flavor of troon, they try to become different things. Some want to skinwalk their highschool crush, and go for girl's fashion popular when they were 18. Some go for bimbo pornstar. And others go for fantasy animu girl, with fluffy dresses and fantasy clothing fashion.
 
The only time troons have normal, age-appropriate names is when they’re skin walking a real woman in their life.

Once in a while you see a pretty normal one, usually old school troon names aren't too out there. Zinnia Jones changed his legal name to "Lauren" when he trooned out, afaik has only ever used "Zinnia" on the internet. "Christine" Chandler is another example.

Though this MTF decides to detonate his life in pursuit of his fetish, even he admits that his family still loves him and wants him to have a good future with the traditional goals of love and success.

I'm actually irked that this jerkoff has the nerve to complain. Plenty of mothers cry in response to their son mutilating himself to chase the coom dragon, but usually it's a matter of feeling violated, humiliated, afraid, guilty, mourning the son they thought they had, or otherwise being devastated that they failed. Yet this woman's despair is because it pains her to know her son faces a lifetime of heartbreak upon being used and abused by sexual degenerates. He doesn't deserve her tbh.

mental illness was still widely attributed to personal failings

Lol we've so far overcorrected in the other direction that I'm not sure exorcisms were that much worse

Though she got the dream that all transgender moldy-oldies dream of - to have started pediatric transition before her body could even think of what a fertile future might look like - a poon still has trouble getting herself some 'tang and is considering hiring a prostitute to get the job done.

Nothing men are more known for than spilling their guts with multiple paragraphs carefully weighing the pros and cons and mapping out the emotional odyssey they imagine ensuing in either scenario to decide whether or not they want to get a hooker.
 
This guy's old account is a doozy. No archives as I'm posting from a shitty tablet rn.

"Elizabeth Duarte" is a Colombian tranny with tuberous chesticles. No pictures of them unfortunately, but here's a couple of selfies.

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Not hideous, just seems like a sad browncel.

Duarte has been injecting himself with hormones literally meant for animals lmfao
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Duarte posts on witchcraft subs requesting a love spell that'll help him ensare that wonderful chaser bf he mentioned. What in the Midsommar?
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Well at least he's using the men's room to take his stupid bathroom selfie in.
 
Exactly. The term "dysphoria" now means any kind of dissatisfaction, either with your appearance or mannerisms. It takes the awkwardness and social anxiety of adolescence and pathologizes it.
Disgustingly on the opposite side, now euphoria means 'getting an erection because I'm dressing up as a woman." There once was a time where you could just get a thrill doing something out of the ordinary and wearing somthing you felt sexy in and it not have to be identity affirming (coping).

Most straight women view bears as ungroomed or unkempt and they’re not wrong. Straight women like body hair but don’t generally go after fat hairy bearded men and are also not into the musky armpit smell thing or not shaving any part of your body whatsoever. It’s really only in gay culture that this type of masculinity is idealized.
Have these people not seen what regular women date and end up marrying? Most women I know ended up married to balding and hairy men.

WHAT IS IT WITH TRANNIES NAMING THEMSELVES AFTER VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS
I vastly prefer pooner names. They're hilariously consumptive Edwardian. Simon, Felix, Aiden... I even met a Bartholomew once.
 
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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)
 
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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)
I thought “That’s the best comeback they could think of after all of that time spent in the shower?” But then I realized…
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It IS a joke
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+1 point for not choosing a ridiculous name
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-1 point for expecting me to call you Lauren with that face though, c’mon man
 
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