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[LaughJoke2.0]

Spoiler: Sperg

That’s what makes this cult so fucking sinister, it’s such a universal feeling to wish you’d been born in a different body or circumstance—at least once in a while—especially during your teens and twenties. It’s very easy to get caught up in what could’ve been—and it keeps you from making genuine progress on your actual life.

Cringey teen years? That was Kevin and it wasn’t the real me, now I’m my true self,
Artemis Starflower
and you’re not allowed to bring up my past or show old pictures of me or anything else. Here’s a list of surgeries I need to get once I’ve been on hormones for x amount of time and get x amount of permission slips and/or save up enough money. Once I finally finish all of these tasks, then my real life will begin and I’ll truly be happy/confident/lovable.

I once mentioned in one of the threads I took an online Gender Dysphoria test for shit and giggles, and those things are insidious. They're questions aren't aimed at asking if you're unhappy with gender but rather are you unhappy with your body which they will then tell you is gender dysphoria. No wonder a generation of kids who are constantly online are falling into this cult as you mentioned most teens at some point are unhappy with their body and these test tells them here's the answers and "cure".

 

[Jacques1194]

I once mentioned in one of the threads I took an online Gender Dysphoria test for shit and giggles, and those things are insidious. They're questions aren't aimed at asking if you're unhappy with gender but rather are you unhappy with your body which they will then tell you is gender dysphoria. No wonder a generation of kids who are constantly online are falling into this cult as you mentioned most teens at some point are unhappy with their body and these test tells them here's the answers and "cure".

There was a buzzfeed quiz I saw that was very similar to this titled "What gender are you". It pretty much promoted sexist stereotypes such as saying "How often do you play with dolls" and the classic "What kind of clothing do you like wearing". Again, its no wonder we have a generation of people online who think "Oh, I wear baggy clothing sometimes, so I must be non binary" or think not following 100% of the stereotypes associated with your sex = "I must be trans"

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I once mentioned in one of the threads I took an online Gender Dysphoria test for shit and giggles, and those things are insidious. They're questions aren't aimed at asking if you're unhappy with gender but rather are you unhappy with your body which they will then tell you is gender dysphoria. No wonder a generation of kids who are constantly online are falling into this cult as you mentioned most teens at some point are unhappy with their body and these test tells them here's the answers and "cure".

Spoiler: Sperg

I mentioned it in one of these threads but I finally got kicked off of reddit because some girl posted about hating being a woman and wanting to die. She hated having periods, she hated that she had to deal with pregnancy if she ever wanted kids, she hated always being weaker than men no matter how hard she worked out, etc. You know…shit that actually sucks sometimes. Predditors were telling this girl she had gender dysphoria because…she essentially hated getting sick once a month and being followed by creepy men?

These people mostly fell into two groups in the comments, teen girls who said they felt like she did before they came out and how they feel so much better on testosterone, and older transbians wearing soiled diapers and fishnets begging strangers to change them (I guess it’s too much emotional labor to keep your gooning account separate from the suicide hotline account.)

I’d already gone from “that idea sounds dumb and based on stereotypes but if you say so” to hating them once I learned about the cotton ceiling and how they were trying to talk lesbians into sucking their princess wands, but holy shit, that comments section was another revelation. So fucking evil.

 

[Meat Grinder]

My friends talk about crazy adventures, making out with strangers, having messy flings, just being free and exploring what they liked

Grass is always greener. If it's not "I wish I slutted it up", it's "I wish I didn't waste my time chasing thrills".

It's nice to have some nice clean adventures and be a social person, especially when you're really young and are just getting your freedom, but the fact that all the examples he listed were sexual in nature is very telling. Also... getting drunk and making out with strangers as a young woman is nothing like these people imagine. It's a dirty and cheap feeling. Nothing compares to being intimate with someone you really love, everything else is just a shitty imitation.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Grass is always greener. If it's not "I wish I slutted it up", it's "I wish I didn't waste my time chasing thrills".

It's nice to have some nice clean adventures and be a social person, especially when you're really young and are just getting your freedom, but the fact that all the examples he listed were sexual in nature is very telling. Also... getting drunk and making out with strangers as a young woman is nothing like these people imagine. It's a dirty and cheap feeling. Nothing compares to being intimate with someone you really love, everything else is just a shitty imitation.

It has been a while and no one has posted what that thread's OP looks like:

How do you do, fellow sluts?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Are these two an item? Or is this a coincidence?


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole rant.

hey, so to make it quick: I've fallen in love with a cis guy. I didn't think I would be comfortable around anyone until I further transitioned, so I didn't even bother trying to date anyone. but as you all probably know, life never goes as planned and I recently met this guy who I really like and he likes me back and it's wonderful. the only issue is that I cannot take my binder off around him, especially at night when we sleep cuddled up. I know it's bad and not healthy because of breathing, but then again I haven't had any problems with breathing in my binder ever. the thing is that my boobs are gigantic. (J cup in European sizes) and they are my no. 1 source of dysphoria. I cannot be around anyone when I don't wear my binder. in my daily life I am alone most of the time, since I work from home, so on some days I only put my binder on to go grocery shopping and then take it off again. but with him around now, I've been wearing it a lot now and I've heard all the warnings.

So, I basically have two questions:

1. if you are comfortable taking your binder off around your partner to cuddle at night, how? how did you get there? is there something your partner did to make you feel more comfortable?
2. what would be absolute warning signs that I need to take a binder break like immediately? like I said I haven't experienced any downsides to wearing it for longer amounts of time (yet?) besides the usual sweat build up (which also happened when I was still wearing bras, it's a matter of cup size, so I don't really count that) but I also don't want to damage my body long term or possibly get worse top surgery results of this.

I am madly in love right now. I want to be around him all the time. but just the thougt of him being able to see my boobs under my shirt or him (accidentally) touching them feels so icky, so my only solution right now is to keep wearing it and basically take breaks from when he leaves until we see each other again. I won't get top surgery until maybe next year, so that is still so much time in which I would have to keep doing it like this.

Key concept (last paragraph:

I am madly in love right now. I want to be around him all the time. but just the thougt of him being able to see my boobs under my shirt or him (accidentally) touching them feels so icky, so my only solution right now is to keep wearing it and basically take breaks from when he leaves until we see each other again. I won't get top surgery until maybe next year, so that is still so much time in which I would have to keep doing it like this.

Reddit -- Archive

I'm a cis guy so I obviously don't know how it feels, my bf and I are 21 and we are long distance so we only see each other once a month. We've been dating for nearly a year and he has been on testosterone since before then. He does pass not just to me but also random people in public etc.

He worries a lot about not passing which I guess is normal but he has a packer but instead he uses socks and makes him look hard all the time, I've tried talking to him about it but he doesn’t seem to care, but also he doesn't take his binder off the whole time he’s with me and he even sleeps in it. I don't know if its just because it's me or if he's like that at home too.

He wears a binder as well as tape which i’m sure isn't safe. How do I talk to him about it because he hasn't listened re the packing? I just want him to be safe. How do I help his dysphoria especially when he's here with me?

 

[Meat Grinder]

It has been a while and no one has posted what that thread's OP looks like:

Credit where credit is due, this is the only tranny I've ever seen who actually takes care of his hair. That, and it's genuinely thick. God gave him 1 gift before he was one-shot by sissy porn.

Edit: Upon inspection, this actually looks like a wig. God gave him exactly zero gifts.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Are these two an item? Or is this a coincidence?

I would say 'no, because the guy says his ~bf~ passes and the pooner says she has J-cup tiddies' but a guy who's actually dating a testosterone-pooner is already insane. So who knows.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I consider myself pretty well-versed in these horrific surgeries, but this one was new to me.

Thanks for the laugh.

The tialpia skin thing was pioneer in brazil(?), and used mainly for burned victims. Gnarly results with healing; as in its fucking amazing with generating healthy skin and healing with little to no scars.
This is the first I've heard of it potentially being used for internal skin. Which makes no sense because internal mucous generating skin is vastly different than some skin on the dick.
Think about it: cheek skin outside? Dry. Cheek skin inside? In a wet environment 24 hours until you die. You can't take outside skin and put inside.
I think this freak just made something up and the Dr was like 'ERM Nah brooo'.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I don't see what good a binder would do against a pair of J cup tits.

 

[Character from a movie]

I don't see what good a binder would do against a pair of J cup tits.

Push them so far back that they look like a pair of fairy wings.

 

[L.V. Danslalune]

Found this old flash animation by pure chance. Absolute self-own. Maybe simply being a tranny was the most devastating L of all.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a_NIZ0BJWW0
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Something to notice is that the last message from the mom is concern about her kid's blood pressure. It can be inferred from a bunch of other things that the transwoman in this game is actually ignoring the doctor's instructions because he doesn't want to prescribe estrogen to someone with high blood pressure because taken orally it can raise it. Seeing the person who made this it's not hard to see why its high. So this demonstrates a massive lack of self awareness or even arrogance that you somehow know better than a trained professional.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Push them so far back that they look like a pair of fairy wings.

First pooner that has dog-ears before she cuts her tits off.

Poor boyfriend though. You got your mentally ill girlfriend, but her mental illness makes her upset when you touch her tits.

 

[Divine Schizo]

Link

"I don't care if you insult me. To show how much I don't care, let me make a post seething about it"

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

They actually have a cleanish floor. Does that one know how to clean? Mirrors a bit dirty in the second pic.

 

[Waffle Iron]

They actually have a cleanish floor. Does that one know how to clean? Mirrors a bit dirty in the second pic.

If I looked like that I would let me mirror get dirty.

 

[Wallace]

I once mentioned in one of the threads I took an online Gender Dysphoria test for shit and giggles, and those things are insidious. They're questions aren't aimed at asking if you're unhappy with gender but rather are you unhappy with your body which they will then tell you is gender dysphoria. No wonder a generation of kids who are constantly online are falling into this cult as you mentioned most teens at some point are unhappy with their body and these test tells them here's the answers and "cure".

Exactly. The term "dysphoria" now means any kind of dissatisfaction, either with your appearance or mannerisms. It takes the awkwardness and social anxiety of adolescence and pathologizes it.
Dysphoria is more incongruence, when your perception of your appearance does not match up with reality. Dysphoria is when an 80 lb. girl with anorexia looks at herself and thinks how grossly fat she is. To use another metaphor, social anxiety is looking outside and seeing a cloudy sky. Dysphoria is looking outside and seeing a purple polka dot sky.

Try this as an experiment: If you can look in the mirror and recognize your reflection as "yes, that is what I look like", you're not dysphoric.

When you categorize these feelings as "gender dysphoria", you lock yourself in to transition being the only remedy and close yourself off to any other possibility, and even then it doesn't work. You'll never be feminine "enough". At best you will get a temporary high from dissociating yourself from your anxiety, and then you'll need another hit. Eventually this builds dependence on external validation and you'll need bigger doses to feel relief, like a drug addict would.

A lot of people have hang-ups and insecurities about their appearance, especially in adolescence, when your body is changing rapidly and your hormones are out of control, and your brain hasn't caught up to your maturing body. It's an awkward and uncomfortable time of life, but these feelings are very common and temporary.

It's tempting to simply call your bad feelings "gender dysphoria" because it gives you an easy solution and a sense of control, as well as a network of emotional support. However, I strongly caution you against relying on people with such a conditional type of friendship; time and time again we have seen them turn on those who contradict their narrative. Do not trade short-term relief for letting the root of your problem go untreated.

 

[Escar]

I once mentioned in one of the threads I took an online Gender Dysphoria test for shit and giggles, and those things are insidious. They're questions aren't aimed at asking if you're unhappy with gender but rather are you unhappy with your body which they will then tell you is gender dysphoria. No wonder a generation of kids who are constantly online are falling into this cult as you mentioned most teens at some point are unhappy with their body and these test tells them here's the answers and "cure".

Shit like this is why I don't give my children internet access.

 

[healing rain]

A troon writes a wet-cheeked screed of hopes dashed after a surgeon tells him that he can't use fish flesh to get himself a true and honest vagina; when OP tries to insist upon it because "erm, well, cis girls use it," the surgeon remains steadfast in his expertise, leading him to utter despair. His disappointment was so amusing that it almost made me wish he could get it just to find a way to Jane Eyre his way into describing the misery of his complications, but I don't know if there's a tilapia guilty of wicked enough crimes to deserve a fate in a tranny's fauxgina.
Link | Archive

This guy's old account is a doozy. No archives as I'm posting from a shitty tablet rn.

"Elizabeth Duarte" is a Colombian tranny with tuberous chesticles. No pictures of them unfortunately, but here's a couple of selfies.


Not hideous, just seems like a sad browncel.

Duarte has been injecting himself with hormones literally meant for animals lmfao


Duarte posts on witchcraft subs requesting a love spell that'll help him ensare that wonderful chaser bf he mentioned. What in the Midsommar?