💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

If I remember correctly, Jack was asked about multiple Christian holidays and events that he celebrates that are not specifically mentioned in the Bible.

I like how he specifically picked lying to God about reading the Bible EIGHT times, when it is completely unbelievable that this fat, retarded mongoloid has read ANYTHING even once. I bet if you even asked him some of his favorite passages, he couldn't name or recite even one. Fat fucking demon worshipper.

 

[Polska krowa]

read the Bible like 8 times

I always remember Jack referring to listening to audiobooks as "reading books" when he used to shill Audible codes. I wonder how many of those ~8 times he read the Bible are him listening to the audiobook as background noise while editing/driving/sleeping/etc.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He cries about voter fraud in NYC because Zohran is listed twice when Sliwa is on twice too and this shit is normal for New York state



Somehow Mamdani is sabotaging himself here



Simping for his wife



Simping for his daddy



I'm sure you've done a homemade Crunchwrap and the AI recipe videos for the love and not because it could get clicks

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Simping for his wife

Just shows that Fatty has zero taste in women. There is no universe possible where Hammy is "hot" as in "10/10 would bang".

Simping for his daddy

What a rebel. Watching it only for the Trump cameo. One scene that is often times removed due to making room for more commercials because it doesn't add anything to the story.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

He cries about voter fraud in NYC because Zohran is listed twice when Sliwa is on twice too and this shit is normal for New York state

I like how Rob corrects him.

Rob in the first Facebook comment under Jack's post:

"You asked if it's illegal to have a candidate listed twice on a ballot in New York. It's not. If they are nominated by more than one party, they can appear twice, or three times if three parties nominated them. I never knew that until I just looked it up. I learned something new today.

What a talent. Rob is doing two things at once:

• Insulting Jack for anyone who can read between the lines -- because clearly all one ever has to do is simply google something for 30 seconds
• Giving Jack the language to exit the moment with dignity, if he chooses ("I learned something today")

I'm genuinely curious how Jack will respond. Not only to Rob but also to the clear fact his post is embarrassingly stupid. It's about as likely he'll delete the post as he will mumble something about how he's "too busy" to fact-check "everything."

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack's brother Jim (the gay one who helped Jack get his sauces in Walmart, among other deals) has been doing a podcast: Shaping Truth. Most of it has been Jim oversharing about his life and is hard to listen to, but Jack was on the most recent episode.

(PreserveTube)

Jim tries some psychoanalysis on Jack. Some highlights:

• Jim has a hard time tardwrangling Jack to stay on topic. Jack constantly goes off on tangents or tries to frame the discussion around himself even when they're talking about someone else.
• Jack blames his anger and emotionality on his strokes, and says Tammy has pointed this out, but then also blames the Dang Dirty Trolls for it. Jim tries to get Jack to admit that he has anger issues. Jack hedges and says it's only "partial".
• He says he isn't bothered by his "partial disability" because he can still do everything that he wants to do: "Who wants to go skiing anyway?"
• Jack Jr. yells gamer words when he gets mad in games (but we already knew this). One of his friends recorded one of his gamer word rages and posted it online.
• Jack: "90% of the trolls I deal with are gamers" and are "frustrated, young teenagers". He's very proud of having invented "The Boys Club". He rings a bell whenever he bans someone, but we can't hear it.
• Jim asks "What is something that you've always wanted to do, but didn't because you think it might change the way I think of you?" Right after this there is a fade cut to the middle of a different conversation. Obviously Jack edited this video.
• Jack still doesn't understand that Jim isn't a product designer even though he tried to make this clear the last time they were on a stream together.
• Jim asks Jack how he thinks others see him. This stumps Jack as he doesn't really think about other people at all. He says that half of his audience think he's a saint, and the other half think he's "fake". When Jim asks him to elaborate, he says that his detractors think he's better at cooking than he really is.
• Jack says his trolls accuse him of lying when he says his food is good, and gets annoyed when they accuse him of using AI and stealing recipes.
• He recounts how he banned a moderator (probably Ken Blazik, as he appears to no longer be a member of the group) because he would "always argue". Jim tries to understand why Jack gets mad about this, asking Jack if it's because he feels embarrassed by it. Jack insists that he isn't embarrassed, but doesn't do a convincing job of it, posing retarded hypotheticals and trying to equate all social relationships as being equally sensitive regardless of your connection with the person. He doesn't view social media as a platform for discussion but rather as his own personal safe space to fluff his ego.

Dedicated Foodjacks already have a good idea of Jack's character, so most of this isn't really new, but it's nice to have this all in one place. It's worth a listen.

 

[Super Hans v2]

When Jim asks him to elaborate, he says that his detractors think he's better at cooking than he really is.

What does this even mean? Do Jack's dents fully recognize his kitchen is a Superfund site and just not give a shit, and he thinks that after 20 years of failing to cook properly that he's being retarded on purpose?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

What does this even mean? Do Jack's dents fully recognize his kitchen is a Superfund site and just not give a shit, and he thinks that after 20 years of failing to cook properly that he's being retarded on purpose?

He seems to think that his trolls are under the impression that he's supposed to be a "chef", a label which Jack so humbly rejects. So when he makes easily preventable mistakes and his food comes out looking like dog vomit, and the trolls make fun of him for it, it's unfair because he's "just a regular guy, a home cook". And then they also accuse him of lying when Jack says the dog vomit is "gud". The contradiction between these two claims escapes Jack.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Some highlights:

Thanks for summarizing!

Love Jim for asking these questions. He's trying to have emotionally productive conversations with Jack in Jacks own arena: online video. It's genius. Jack is going to therapy and doesn't even realize it.

Unfortunately, this has me convinced Jack is functionally retarded. Full "but I did have breakfast this morning" lack of empathy and awareness. I joke sometimes that some people are no different from dogs. They fail to function with a higher level of thought: no internal monologue, unable to understand second order cause and effect, can't anticipate the emotions of others, unable to delay gratification. They only respond to stimuli. Food make feel good, no food make sad. Fitting that his name is Jack Russell.

Maybe that's too unkind to Jack Russell terriers though, those guys are crazy smart.

 

[Pig Cups]

4:25 what the fuck Jack

Reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Jimmy is secretly digging around in the dumpster behind the assisted living facility, and an orderly dumps a barrel of soiled diapers on him.

He faps with his stroke hand at least 21 times a month.

Likelier: Tammy, not wanting to touch her husband’s junk at this point, takes stroke hand in hers and gives Jack a handjob with his own dead limb. That way, she doesn’t have to touch it herself, and Jack gets to feel as if someone else is waxing his carrot.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I watched another JOTG video and despite me trying my darndest to skip past the intro, my roommate told me to "shut that goddamn fucking faggot shit off or else"

Fuck you Jack I hate you so much. Your tard monkey intro is gonna get me evicted.

*edit: my current comp is a potato with less power than a toaster oven. so yes I have to listen to~5 secs. of the intro.

 

[Shartavius]

There is no universe possible where Hammy is "hot" as in "10/10 would bang".

That would require a nostril fetish.

 

[AnOminous]

I watched another JOTG video and despite me trying my darndest to skip past the intro, my roommate told me to "shut that goddamn fucking faggot shit off or else"

That's probably what Jack heard from his boss at the DJ job before he got fired.

 

[Cryler]

Rate me TMI. This is no joke.

My voice message when it gets to my voice mail is the Jack Scalfani's famous line "Jack Scalfani here"

I don't listen to voice mails these days.

Why's that Brandon?

Oh yeah because you're a drunk shitlord who ebegs for money on youtube and people found out your number is

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Hope you're having fun in jail "Brandon the Hobo"

 

[myhairisonfire]

I watched another JOTG video and despite me trying my darndest to skip past the intro, my roommate told me to "shut that goddamn fucking faggot shit off or else"

Don't know how either of you could even hear the intro music with how quiet it is.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Don't know how either of you could even hear the intro music with how quiet it is.

Confirmed. It’s very low.

 

[AnOminous]

Confirmed. It’s very low.

He definitely needs to make it louder so people can actually hear it.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

New York mayoral race officially called for Mamdani by several outlets ~38 minutes after poll close.

Jack seethe-posting when?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New York mayoral race officially called for Mamdani by several outlets ~38 minutes after poll close.

Jack seethe-posting when?

He is acting like the entire state died

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You'd think the mushbrain who relies on others to survive because his fat ass is paralyzed from a stroke would be okay with social programs