🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Wraithdolf the White]

I'm pretty sure Hannah has had one long internal continuous mental breakdown since she's been working with Tim based on how horrified and shocked she looks at all times around these online politispergs.

I haven't seen a tim pool anything for a ridiculous amount of time. I forgot she was there. Knowing how connected to bad people pool is, I don't know if this is an upgrade or downgrade for her. Both are full of crap, it's just that jeremy can exude it from two ends.

 

[quarter_grifter]

I haven't seen a tim pool anything for a ridiculous amount of time. I forgot she was there. Knowing how connected to bad people pool is, I don't know if this is an upgrade or downgrade for her. Both are full of crap, it's just that jeremy can exude it from two ends.

The bad people at least show that someone thinks Tim is worth sabotaging. Jeremy is a repulsive pants-shitting nobody who will never wield influence in his life. All he does is hoover up the pocket change left over from his fan's unemployment checks. He serves the same function as a state-sponsored lottery.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quartering is on Twitter giving a review of "Welcome to Derry" a TV show that is some kind of prequel to the Steven King "IT" movies and books. He like the show despite it's "woke crap" plot involving racism that is canon to the source material according to generic based black conservative guy #8712 on Twitter.

Only funny enough to bring up because Jeremy claims he never read the books because of "the kid rape stuff" when in reality we all know he didn't read the books because he can't read any books and his attention span is so cooked he couldn't even follow along to a Stephen King book on tape his wife bought him.

"I didn't read the book because of all the kid rape stuff, still gonna watch the three season miniseries though." - QuarterBrain

See this post from QuarterGrifter if you missed the clips of Quartering talking about how he can't read and need to catch up.

🍔 Quarterpounder Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Oct 29, 2025

Clipped today's stream. No discussion whatsoever about the stated topics, unless you want to count watching a dozen videos on X showing urban nignog monkey behavior as 'discussing the food riots' due to the upcoming SNAP stuff. This directly supports what I talked about in my last clips post about his 'X algorithm change' cope, that he's seeing more and more of this stuff, because that's what he clicks on. Shocking stuff in 2025.

Spoiler: If you know nothing about Jeremy, just know this clip sums up everything about who he is

06. Bitch I want my dollar.mp4

The first half was extraordinarily boring, even for his channel, and I was optimistic that I wouldn't have to do much...

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[WelperHelper99]

Confirmed: Quartering's Discord is overrun with degeneracy.

Trannies and gay furries in Quartering's Discord. Bro. Just fucking pack it up. Its fucking over.

 

[Smokingpoop]

"I didn't read the book because of all the kid rape stuff, still gonna watch the three season miniseries though." - QuarterBrain

He didn't read the book because he's illiterate and hasn't read a book in thirty years by his own admission

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

How can someone illiterate play Magic the Gathering?

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

The existence of right-wing furry trannies has inspired a business venture. Anyone want to get in on this at the ground floor?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

How can someone illiterate play Magic the Gathering?

The cards have pictures on them.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

After all this time I feel bad about myself because I keep learning jeremy "Fredo" hambly is sitting on a pile of assets and this ass clown can't put together a coherent thought to save his life.
I think someone might have said he reads this thread and if he sees this, jeremy, you're a disappoint to DNA itself and I have 0% faith you really are Christian now and love the Lord.
At least he already has a private plane and doesn't have to shill for it if he pretends to start up his own ministry. "Ever Increase Pantload Ministries."

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

How can someone illiterate play Magic the Gathering?

1. He's not the kind of illiterate where he can't read the back of a soup can, he's the kind of illiterate where he can't read a page of a book then walk away with an actual understanding of the words on the page unless he stops at the end of every line to mentally process what he just read. Otherwise he's so busy sounding out the words in his brain he can't even follow the meaning. AKA he's a fucking retard who can't read good.
2. In most games you can visually look at a game object and know what it does once you've seen it a few times. So you can shortcut having to read every card by just knowing the common ones since the standard model for trading card games is that 95% of the cards are trash to entice people to buy a bunch of product to get the few cards that are actually worth owning.
3. By all accounts he was very bad at the actual game. When he made gaming content it was all opening boxes of cards and soyfacing out when he opened something worth money. He was just an unboxing channel for nerds.

On point 3 there was some site out there that ranked all Magic players based on their records at large events and the strength of their opponents I've seen posted before and Jeremy managed to land in the bottom 10% after something like only 5 tournaments and would likely be even lower if he bothered to go to more of them. He's a knuckle dragger.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quartering sisters, is it over?
Shake-ups in Rumble lineup and QuarterCast staff leave show future in question.

Had some down time and decided to check out Quartering's stream today. Seems like bad news for Jeremy all around. Let's run through the bullet points.

1. Russel Brand returned to Rumble livestreaming and pre-empted Quartering's time slot on the front page.
2. Luke was not there today. Quartering said Luke has some other projects he's working on and they are "streamlining" Quartercast so Luke will now only appear on Wednesdays instead of Monday and Wednesday.
3. Quartering said Melonie will not appear on the show this week. He says she's on "a little but of a vacation for a while for maybe like a week or something." Hannah says something about Melonie "making new friends" and Quartering says "Yeah she made some new friends." The way they talk about it makes it sound like Melonie might be considering jumping ship to a new project. Quartering says "maybe she'll be back next week we'll see."
4. Quartering says there are some changes happening to the Rumble lineup but he seems very out of the loop especially on what that will mean for his show. He talks about how he's been begging Rumble for the 1PM EST time slot to get raided by Timcast but hasn't been able to get it. He says he's been instructed to stream from 2PM EST - 3PM EST this week and raid Viva Frei at the end of his show. He says Rumble is texting him about changes to the lineup "right now" as his show is live and says that he needs to talk to Rumble just to figure out what is going on.
5. Quartering is under the impression that Russell Brand will be taking over the 3PM EST time slot from Viva Frei but it seems more like Russell Brand will be taking over Quartering's 2PM time slot 3 days a week and Quartering may be reduced to only getting the front page when Brand decides not to go live.
   
   
   
   Banner reads "JOIN ME LIVE MON/WED/FRI 2PM EST"

So we'll see what happens it the next couple weeks as Rumble may end up shifting things around but as it stands it looks like Quartering's show on Rumble is falling apart. Him being completely out of the loop on the changes that affect his show is obviously a very bad sign.

None of this is shocking of course. Not only is Quartering's show the weakest link in the lineup hogging a prime lunch break time slot but he's been stiffing Rumble at every angle for his own short sighted personal gain and has been completely unprofessional towards them since his contract was renewed. He's supposed to be running a 1 hour show then raiding Viva Frei at 3PM EST and instead he runs his show at least 90 mins and usually a full 2 hours and refuses to raid until he's done. Every other streamer in the lineup honors their timeslot and ends on time to raid the next streamer as their show starts. This completely screws over Viva Frei who's show is almost over and sometimes completed by the time Quartering raids him. Then Quartering is supposed to be pushing Rumble Premium as part of his contract. He completely stopped making premium videos to entice his viewers to sign up for this service after only a month then created his own website with it's own membership which he hard pushes to his viewers during his front page liveshow as the first choice, cutting Rumble entirely out. He pitches Rumble premium only as an afterthought for those unwilling to give him the money directly. He never even seems to know if his promo code even still works on signup. He was also supposed to be cutting off his show an hour in then running members only sections of his livestream beyond the first hour to push more Rumble premium subs but dragged his feet on that for months while complaining that Rumble was telling him to do it then only ran a handful of premium extended streams before giving up completely. That's not to mention him publicly badmouthing other creators who heavily promote Rumble premium and outperform him on the platform like Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, and Devory Darkins.

So don't be surprised if Quartering's show only shows up on the front page a couple times a week from here on out and be even less surprised if his contract doesn't get renewed and he's pushed off the front page entirely at some point in the near future. It's looking like his show and the staff are all living on borrowed time. Looking forward to the salt that will pour out of his mouth if he's in the process of being put on the backup roster already. Of course if this happens it will be everyone else's fault the show failed: Devory Darkins for being a plant, Rumble for not giving him the 1PM timeslot so he could get raided by Tim, Youtube for shadow banning his livestreaming channel (which still doesn't even have 10k subs, lol), Russell Brand for using his celebrity to take over his time slot, etc. He will never accept his show failed because he spent half of every show yapping about his watery BMs instead of staying on topic and putting on a serious show and then repeatedly spit in the face of the people gifting him an opportunity he never should have gotten in the first place by ignoring every reasonable request they made.

 

[quarter_grifter]

but he's been stiffing Rumble at every angle for his own short sighted personal gain and has been completely unprofessional towards them

Excellent post. This snippet really goes against his claim of 'supporting alt-tech', unless support == fleecing as much as possible before investors bail.

I'll get back to clipping soon, I've been working on a software solution to more efficiently alog Jeremy, but as it won't be ready for a minute, I'll do some more labor manually.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Excellent post. This snippet really goes against his claim of 'supporting alt-tech', unless support == fleecing as much as possible before investors bail.

I'll get back to clipping soon, I've been working on a software solution to more efficiently alog Jeremy, but as it won't be ready for a minute, I'll do some more labor manually.

He's been pretty boring the past few streams I caught but hopefully we'll get some grade A seething this week.

In related news Melonie Mac confirms on her Instagram she is taking a break to focus on a project.


In other news Jeremy just posted a new video about his backyard RC car track to his RC Nightmare channel. Reminder that this was built immediately after Jeremy guilt tripped all his fans into buying $100 Mother's Day boxes of coffee on Amazon insisting he would be financially ruined if they all didn't sell and that was shortly after he begged everyone to give him $300,000 to allegedly cover the cost of some coffee packaging equipment he put on his personal credit card.


When he first posted about the RC track a lot oh his fans were very mad that he was spending money on shit like this after just begging them for money. He shot back that he was just pushing piles of dirt around his back yard implying that he was doing all the work and that there was minimal money involved.


Of course now we get the full truth. He paid his landscaper to do all the work and installed the track using premium "baseball diamond mix" dirt that costs around $65 a square yard.
The total cost for Quartering's RC race track was $10,000.
Then he spend and additional $5,000 on a brand new never used shipping container.
Then he paid a contractor to run power inside the shipping container and install solar power vents and lights on the top.
Next he plans to pay someone to build a set of steps and railing on the shipping container.

Needless to say he is doing none of this work himself so the final cost is easily over $20,000 for this whole setup.
Timestamped right to where he starts talking about costs.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Z-UbkhVeV5I

On top of this the track requires constant maintenance, raking the dirt and pulling weeds, so I'm sure the landscaping guy is going to be very busy with that. This explains why he's constantly talking about having contractors over recently on the show, they have been running power to his play pen and installing shit for the RC track container. Another reminder that he ran various "fundraisers" to build a new studio that was supposed to be a detached unit from his house with room for guests, on top of his "save my business, save me from bankruptcy" grifts shortly before this RC project, the fish tanks, thousands of dollars in fish, and several expensive watches showed up. All those combined purchases alone easily add up to $100,000 plus thousands a year in upkeep from various landscapers and fish specialists and that's just what we know about. He scaled down his new studio plans to moving it in the corner of a spare room in his house. He literally raised enough money to build the studio from his fans and decided to spend six digits on vanity bullshit instead. Get scammed paypigs.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

The total cost for Quartering's RC race track was $10,000.
Then he spend and additional $5,000 on a brand new never used shipping container.
Then he paid a contractor to run power inside the shipping container and install solar power vents and lights on the top.
Next he plans to pay someone to build a set of steps and railing on the shipping container.

I thought Idubbz and Balldo were stupid with their money but with spending like this, QarterPounder is easily catching up to them. 80% of this he couldve done on his own and have it be a 1-2 month long personal project at a fraction of the cost...

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I've always wondered about Quartering, is he the type of man who spends every cent that comes in (and more) no matter how much money he's making? the type of man who has no savings whatsoever? the way he acts, begging for money and then spending big points heavily towards this. His accumulation of Hobbies and "fish guys" or "tree guys" or "landscaper guys" also points towards this.

Does he ever discuss having investments in the stock market, business (aside from his coffee grift) or local business? I know of a few youtube rich people who own a few fast food places for instance, I'd assume any investments accumulated would be his wife's doing. I'm sorry if these questions have been answered but he strikes me as the type of man who could very well be a millionaire living paycheck to paycheck. In which case his sense of desperation could very well be real as absurd as that sounds.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

I've always wondered about Quartering, is he the type of man who spends every cent that comes in (and more) no matter how much money he's making? the type of man who has no savings whatsoever? the way he acts, begging for money and then spending big points heavily towards this. His accumulation of Hobbies and "fish guys" or "tree guys" or "landscaper guys" also points towards this.

Does he ever discuss having investments in the stock market, business (aside from his coffee grift) or local business? I know of a few youtube rich people who own a few fast food places for instance, I'd assume any investments accumulated would be his wife's doing. I'm sorry if these questions have been answered but he strikes me as the type of man who could very well be a millionaire living paycheck to paycheck. In which case his sense of desperation could very well be real as absurd as that sounds.

That certainly seems to be the case the longer this goes on.. He has been begging his fans to give him $6 to join a Discord chat for months but he has the same "fish guy" as an NBA player with a $100 million dollar 4 year contract.

 

[Eventide]

I've always wondered about Quartering, is he the type of man who spends every cent that comes in (and more) no matter how much money he's making? the type of man who has no savings whatsoever? the way he acts, begging for money and then spending big points heavily towards this.

We're talking about a grown man with an RC car collection that cost well over 10 grand; this is not an individual that makes sound financial decisions.

The bad people at least show that someone thinks Tim is worth sabotaging. Jeremy is a repulsive pants-shitting nobody who will never wield influence in his life. All he does is hoover up the pocket change left over from his fan's unemployment checks. He serves the same function as a state-sponsored lottery.

He's BROKE, He's BALD, EVEN RUSSIA doesn't want HIM!

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

We're talking about a grown man with an RC car collection that cost well over 10 grand; this is not an individual that makes sound financial decisions.

His RC car collection is somehow the least offensive thing he's spending money on. Look I'm never going to endorse spending a used car price on toys but AT LEAST the RC stuff seems to be the one genuine long term hobby he actually has. So at least I can understand that and at least he does use them regularly. Things like the 7 foot tall salt water aquarium just make zero sense. The hobby is taking care of the fish and super nerding out over the intricate details of maintaining such a complex setup. Instead he pays some guy to do all that. What is the point of buying something like that then paying a guy to do the hobby part for you? I get the NBA guy doing it to flex out with his $100 million dollars in his mansion when he's having parties and parading golddigging bitches past that thing 5 nights a week. What is the point for Jeremy though? He's spending tens of thousands of dollars to impress the landscaper and the sky bull? Nothing about how he spends money makes any sense.

Then again it does make sense when you consider he's addicted to buying things and he's admitted his biggest "hobby" is "collecting." He'll drop $50,000 just to get a dopamine hit then 6 months later he's probably staring at this giant aquarium in his living room like "why did I buy this shit?" Same deal with all his past purchases, he bought a bunch of box complete video games during the bubble at inflated prices then years later when things settled down he realized looking at a bunch of dusty boxes he's had on a shelf for years doesn't bring him joy so he sold them all at a loss then complained about it on his stream. Sounds like he's starting to do the same thing with some of those cars he has in a storage warehouse that he probably sees twice a year. He was whining about selling some car and drama involving the tires not being shipped and admitted he took a huge loss on the car and even then that's probably not even factoring in the costs to store it. Nothing about his lifestyle is sustainable unless he continues to make tons of money forever. He also seems to have a terrible habit of hiring a million employees to overmanage every aspect of his life and business like he's MC Hammer or something. I would love to know the actual number of people he pays each month. When his Youtube channel started tanking he fired like 90% of his staff and literally no one could tell the difference in his content. Why were these people even there in the first place and what exactly did they do?

This year the money started slowing down but the spending seems to only be ramping up. The dangers of being an impulsive retard with a gold credit line.

 

[Eventide]

His RC car collection is somehow the least offensive thing he's spending money on. Look I'm never going to endorse spending a used car price on toys but AT LEAST the RC stuff seems to be the one genuine long term hobby he actually has. So at least I can understand that and at least he does use them regularly. Things like the 7 foot tall salt water aquarium just make zero sense. The hobby is taking care of the fish and super nerding out over the intricate details of maintaining such a complex setup. Instead he pays some guy to do all that.

Ironically I almost have the exact opposite opinion of you. But I also own horses, if you want to talk burning money on specialists for intricate maintenance details (a farrier visit costs well over a thousand per horse).

I agree that it's absolutely a ridiculous expensive/Jeremy should have never gotten a saltwater aquarium in the first place. I just think, if someone owns animals/fish, especially if they are as dimwitted like Jeremy - I rather they spend money on making sure their animals are properly kept/maintained, than neglecting them or improperly taking care of them.

Then again it does make sense when you consider he's addicted to buying things and he's admitted his biggest "hobby" is "collecting." He'll drop $50,000 just to get a dopamine hit then 6 months later he's probably staring at this giant aquarium in his living room like "why did I buy this shit?" Same deal with all his past purchases, he bought a bunch of box complete video games during the bubble at inflated prices then years later when things settled down he realized looking at a bunch of dusty boxes he's had on a shelf for years doesn't bring him joy so he sold them all at a loss then complained about it on his stream. Sounds like he's starting to do the same thing with some of those cars he has in a storage warehouse that he probably sees twice a year. He was whining about selling some car and drama involving the tires not being shipped and admitted he took a huge loss on the car and even then that's probably not even factoring in the costs to store it. Nothing about his lifestyle is sustainable unless he continues to make tons of money forever. He also seems to have a terrible habit of hiring a million employees to overmanage every aspect of his life and business like he's MC Hammer or something. I would love to know the actual number of people he pays each month. When his Youtube channel started tanking he fired like 90% of his staff and literally no one could tell the difference in his content. Why were these people even there in the first place and what exactly did they do?

There more I learn about Jeremy's dumb business decisions, the more I'm convinced his Coffee Brand Coffee is the result of going to a free Youtuber business seminar and being tricked into starting a white label coffee company. That's the only explanation for why so many mid sized to major sized Youtubers all started coffee brands around the exact same time (those gay Harry Potter theory twins, Hank Green, GrayStillPlays, investment bro influencer Graham Stephen....)

He should have just stuck to printing those gag MAGA cocktail books, unlike coffee - we can all agree Jeremy is both passionate and knowledgeable about alcohol.

 

[quarter_grifter]

I've discovered proof that Jeremy has a history of worshiping Satan and inviting him into his home to rule over his family. I'd really like to hear a confession and repentance for this from him, at least as long as he's going to pretend to be a 'Christian'.

I found this Zillow listing for a property it seems Jeremy used to own, presumably before selling it and moving into his McMansion. Within the real estate photos, we can see a decorative sign over the front door referring to the residence as being occupied by 'The Hambly Family'.

On another photo, we can see his collection of arcade cabinets, which is good enough proof for me that this is the same Hambly. Side note, imagine taking this picture and using it to try and sell your home to another human being. I'd be so embarrassed.

In this third photo, we can see a red magnet on his fridge which shows that Jeremy has pledged his eternal devotion to the dark lord, Satan. He's too dumb to even claim to be a Luciferian, he consciously chooses the fractured and corrupted version of the fallen angel that is Satan. There's also magnets of cheese pizza, so he's probably a pedophile.

Also, Jeremy's wife is a histotechnician, not a microbiologist, or doctor, or other highly-trained/skilled/in-demand profession. I don't say this to shit on histotechnicians, but it puts to bed the idea that she makes a large salary and would be financially contributing to their family's combined wealth in any meaningful way relative to Jeremy's super-successful media empire, as well as explaining why she stays with him. Buying a plane when your salary is only 5 digits is not going to be feasible.