What if the ayys are after our women because theirs are even more shrill than ours? Would you have any sympathy?
Nah, they came here lookin' for a man's butt. When they speak their alien gibberish at you it's important to understand that what they're saying is "I likes ya, and I wants ya, and we're going to be doin' this the hard way"
What if the ayy women are fine and the ones coming here are just homosexuals?
it was these united states before Lincoln made it the united states. it's been downhill ever since. every successive imperial president has made this country worse.
What if the ayy males are homosexuals because the females are so annoying?
No, they can fuck off, we're full.
Did they seem like sex-havers? Anyone saying that hugging a close friend whose husband had been recently killed is at all sexual has never touched a woman before.
Perhaps Roswell is the true origin of the Globohomo
It’s funny because if you do the littlest bit of research you see Erika is just an affectionate person she was hugging other people the same way hell I saw her and Usha holding hands. Probably looking for some type of stability in her mourning.
I'm not butthurt or anything
The real conspiracy theory is that the US government traded a slow drip of super-advanced alien technology in exchange for rampant degeneracy.
Both of them are Redditors. One of them is a chronic loner who is constantly complaining about the current administration and can be described as a doomer. He is fat and has a neck beard.
They're demons - they're not benevolent at all. Speaking of aliens if anyone remembers Art Bell, here's a phone call with a guy who claims to be from Area 51 from many years ago:
Save for Calvin Coolidge.
"100 million die with honor for JEB!"