You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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There's a few small shops close to my house, and there are always 3 or 4 homeless there, begging. They openly do drugs and will spit at/swear at people who dont give them change. Hang them all.
 
When I quickly grab a png or jpg off a wiki or whatever to post elsewhere, and then the upload fails because surprise it was actually a webp and we just didn't tell you. Have to stop and go convert it into the format it claimed it was.
I use an extension that can convert any image online into most formats by right-clicking the image and selecting the "Save WebP as..." option, then choosing the format. The amount of time this has saved me has been phenomenal, and it feels great getting one over the Webp format I so thoroughly despise.
 
Music everywhere is too loud. Restaurants? Jet engine decibel levels. Coffee shops? Sounds like a rave. Bars? I'm basically yelling into someone’s molar just to order a drink. Even my gym sounds like an air raid.

It’s crowd control. You’re not supposed to linger. Get ‘em in, get ‘em out.
You can add radio and television stations to this list. A lot of radio stations are too loudly processed now, and I am starting to notice it on some of the over the air TV channels as well. I am hoping it is just a symptom of the stupid malaise era that we are living through right now, where everything seems to be retarded and antithetical to a decent human existence, and things will quiet back down eventually. I won't hold my breath, though.

Also, maybe I have just been listening to Kino Casino too much, but I swear that the phrase "I'm not gonna lie" is being used a lot more all of a sudden. Gee, thanks, I appreciate you informing me that you are not going to lie about something. Do you typically lie, but in this one instance, you are not going to?
 
People having the decency to take their trash to a dumpster/bin/garbage can... But not enough to get it in the garbage can. For fuck's sake, you were right there! Just toss it in, cunt!
 
My desk chair sneakily raises itself leaving my feet to dangle in the air. At least once a day it happens. My former chair listed to the left and had deep cat scratches and I wish I had paid extra for a better chair like it once was instead of cheaping out. I’m stuck with ghost in the chair for another year until I feel less guilty about replacing it.
 
There's a few small shops close to my house, and there are always 3 or 4 homeless there, begging. They openly do drugs and will spit at/swear at people who dont give them change. Hang them all.

There's a bum who hangs out across the street from me and he constantly screams at people near him, or anyone who passes him. At this point I wish a cop would toss him in their car so they can dump his crazy ass in a desert.
 
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I'm a giant pussy who startles easily, last week I went to the bathroom and one of those fuckers was ON my arm (jacket sleeve).
Shot it with the springer salt gun. Two legs exploded off twitching, it was metal. Fuck you, bug.
 
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The usual evri guy manages to follow the instructions, but occasionally there's a paki. He does things like this. Fuckwit.
 
I was going to write about something that grinds my gears but I forgot it. That grinds my gears.
 
When a nigger or two thinks it’s a good idea to try and sniff whatever drugs they’re doing in a public bathroom while your trying to take a shit in a stall and then the whole room starts smelling with chemicals as said niggers start sperging out over it.
 
When I am listening to a podcast or watching a video and the person randomly starts bringing up politics out of nowhere.

I don't know why JK Rowling being "a witch" has to do with a deep dive on Sylvia Browne being a shitty psychic, but whatever.
 
Pajeets with no power in their walk, and who have no spatial awareness. How is it that you stay dead centre in front of me, and then, "coincidentally" start to shuffle in my direction, whilst apparently trying to get 'round ME, as I'm, at the same time, trying to get 'round YOU?
 
Posters of any site who refer to their family/children/spouses as "Mr./Jr./Mrs./Mother/etc." then their stupid user name.

GiantAnalWart posted:
Went out to a lovely family dinner with Mrs. AnalWart and Little AnalWart Jr.! Mother AnalWart dropped by after to babysit so Mrs. AnalWart and I could go see a movie.


Just fucking say your wife and son or whatever, for fuck's sake.
 
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Posters of any site who refer to their family/children/spouses as "Mr./Jr./Mrs./Mother/etc." then their stupid user name.

GiantAnalWart posted:
Went out to a lovely family dinner with Mrs. AnalWart and Little AnalWart Jr.! Mother AnalWart dropped by after to babysit so Mrs. AnalWart and I could go see a movie."


Just fucking say your wife and son or whatever, for fuck's sake.
Well it sounded cute the first 100 times.
 
It is once again the cold season and in turn once again the time of year where every retard and their mother stops understanding germ theory and decides to cough on everything all over the place and wipe their grubby little snot-covered palms on every surface known to man because fuck you.
 
Modern documentaries trying to be all emotional, epic and deep, no matter the topic.
I recently watched a documentary about a sports club I was a fan of when I was a child, and every shot was black and white slow motion with ultra slow piano in the background. The transitions were all Inception fog horn bullshit, very obnoxious. And that youtube editing, no scene is allowed to linger, because everyone has tiktok brainrot now apparently.
I miss technical and factual media a lot, this edutainment garbage swung too hard into the "entertainment" direction.
I'd rather watch a mustachio'd man from the 70s drone on about the width of bolts and nuts, the only background noise is the buzzing of the machine in the background he's trying to explain, instead of "here is a sports documentary wrapped in holocaust filmmaking techniques".
 
Modern documentaries trying to be all emotional, epic and deep, no matter the topic.
I recently watched a documentary about a sports club I was a fan of when I was a child, and every shot was black and white slow motion with ultra slow piano in the background. The transitions were all Inception fog horn bullshit, very obnoxious. And that youtube editing, no scene is allowed to linger, because everyone has tiktok brainrot now apparently.
I miss technical and factual media a lot, this edutainment garbage swung too hard into the "entertainment" direction.
I'd rather watch a mustachio'd man from the 70s drone on about the width of bolts and nuts, the only background noise is the buzzing of the machine in the background he's trying to explain, instead of "here is a sports documentary wrapped in holocaust filmmaking techniques".
Plenty of content akin to what you're looking for out there.

Here's one Japanese channel that keeps it real. (Make sure to haven't captions enabled.)

 
No, LA Times Crossword, I don't know any current-day actors or actresses. You can't expect me to see "Actor / activist David" and know what you're talking about because (I assume?) Hollywood is largely irrelevant nowadays.
Okay maybe the average LA person knows all these actors/actresses. But it still is pretty annoying.
 
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