💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Lacking one of the absolute worst bad points imaginable does not in and of itself constitute a good point.

Its like if I were to brag about how much of a good person I am for not slapping my serpent to erotic vtuber scat fiction of the orange gremlin girl from hololive eating out my granny's ass. Setting aside the fact I would be lying, I would gain no virtue simply by not partaking in a vice.

Likewise fatrick should not be credited for conforming to one of the most hard line societal standards, same way he should not be credited for wearing pants or not carrying a tote bag full of his own fecal matter whenever he waddles down to Hoolies
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I’m just glad that Pat has not degenerated into a horrowcow, like so many others before him have.

Sure he flails around online and wishes death on his enemies, but we all know the effeminate tub or lard is as much use as a chocolate fireguard and as threatening as a sleepy kitten.
 
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Patrick projects like an IMAX when it comes to children. He can't conceive anyone, especially not his political enemies, treating their kids better than he treated his daughter. Case in point, just now Patrick S. Tomlinson (a man widely believed to do unspeakable things to black teens) implicitly accused the Speaker of the House of diddling his adopted son.
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Well he IS a world leading expert on closeted homosexuals who hate themselves.
 
I love how he never has an answer for variants of this question beyond screaming pig rage and empty threats
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I was looking for a channel I haven't watched in a while and since I couldn't remember its name I just slapped his name in the Youtube search bar and that popped up
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And funnily enough the top result was a playlist by Cryptic Web Chronicles, the channel I was searching for.
Made me smirk ear to ear
 
Judge Holden said:
Ok so I was searching his xitter media for feet pics and I uncovered one of his many failed podcast ventures circa 2016 which posted a bunch of piggy man pics I have not seen before
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It also rexeeted these retards who also have a bunch of rare piggy man pics
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Hey I don't think this guy is very honest !!
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An automatic clown said:
Hey I don't think this guy is very honest !!
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It could easily be a technicality Thompson.

He doesn’t drink miller light in the sense that it is not his regular choice of beer.
This doesn’t mean that he has never drunk miller light.

To avoid looking like a liar though, he could simply have said, “I prefer other beers than miller light, enjoy prison stalker”.

And then the fbi would have kicked this fellows door through and thrown him into solitary confinement for life for the heinous crime of wrongly speculating on Patrick’s regular ripple.
 
Feast Mode said:
I was looking for a channel I haven't watched in a while and since I couldn't remember its name I just slapped his name in the Youtube search bar and that popped up
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And funnily enough the top result was a playlist by Cryptic Web Chronicles, the channel I was searching for.
Made me smirk ear to ear
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I highly recommend Pat's actual channel. I'm amazed he never deleted it. It's got his standup and his old 2 minute rant videos where he would ramble far longer until he eventually ran out of breath.

I kind of wish he went back to do that shit instead of just posting on twitter.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
The intro Josh put in there before the compilation starts is kino.
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It's a wonderful summation of the appeal of Pat, he's the purest form of lolcow we have at the moment.

You never have to feel sorry for laughing at him. Everything that has happened to him he has caused and anytime you might feel a modicum of sympathy for him he will do something awful to remind you why he is a lolcow.

I hope Fatrick lives for a thousand years, I do truly believe that Patposting can bring the world together.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I’m just glad that Pat has not degenerated into a horrowcow, like so many others before him have.

Sure he flails around online and wishes death on his enemies, but we all know the effeminate tub or lard is as much use as a chocolate fireguard and as threatening as a sleepy kitten.
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You mean the man who kidnaps black children off the street to make his famous niggeroni isn't a horrowcow?
 
A Bit Concerning said:
What’s so funny to me about a lot of his fantasies is that he always imagines the full power of the federal government backing him up.

To Rick, as soon as the next DNC government is installed, Citrus Bad Guy is going to be dragged out by his fingernails and publicly executed for crimes against The Our Democracy TM, and all the stalker children will be rounded up for Felony Mutual Conversation and taken away to go enjoy prison, and anyone and everyone who has ever and will ever upset him in any way will have their lives ruined completely.

Not only is it a textbook narcissistic fantasy, it’s also just fucking retarded. Unless Rick somehow finds a way to reach the presidency (which would ACTUALLY destroy the country, not just rile up a bunch of people) not a single penny of government resources will be used to fight the stalker children. I could see the next DNC government having a whole anti-Blumpfh trial, but that will just be kayfabe that will end with Blorphfler dying in a cushy hospice facility, not being shanked in stalker prison like Rick imagines.
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Rick would be an amazing president he would fix the economy and bring us into a golden age with his pepperoni based economic theory. He would export his secret recipe made pepperonis across the whole planet and the rest of the countries would buy them up so fast that we’d all be millionaires in rickmerica.

All cheap plastic slop trash can say “made in china” meanwhile all the food the rest of the world eats will be Rick’s delicious niggeroni. America would become the pepperoni basket of the planet, he’d also end world hunger.
 
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You mean the man who kidnaps black children off the street to make his famous niggeroni isn't a horrowcow?
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Yes, even despite this, and also don't forget that he is the man that (allegedly) killed Bernell Trammell. His horrowcow tendencies are all suspected rather than real.



(For the record, I do not think that he killed Bernell as he is far too much of an effete asshole, HOWEVER, I honestly cannot rule him out as a suspect and that is really fucked up)
 
BigPeanut said:
Rick would be an amazing president
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Goddamn, that would be hysterical if he was POTUS, even for a week. Remember when Trump called CNN "fake news"? Just imagine the memes that would come out of Piggy calling Fox News "stalker children."

Or then the story of how after his time as President, the White House staff noticed that one of the couches had one hell of a stench that wouldn't come out and some questionable stains.

Or best of all, how would Netanyahu convince him to keep cucking the US for Israel?
 
Dean Pentel said:
Or best of all, how would Netanyahu convince him to keep cucking the US for Israel?
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Speaking of, has Patty Tits made his opinion on Sand Wars known? I've seen him sperg out about every other political issue, but I can remember him speaking about it at all.
 
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