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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Of course Ralph can't connect the dots that the only thing keeping him from seeing his SUHN was Ralph himself.

You could've just not triggered a body-only warrant with your dipshit felon behaviour?
 
AncientPhosphur said:
He only mentioned it because we’re right and it bothers him. “Ah was just looking up how people game da system! I swear! And it’s cheap too and I got a thousand dollars! Tune in tonight I’m expecting higher numbers of viewers!”

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He mentioned it because Ralph is incapable of NOT responding or reacting to criticism. It's the definitive trait that makes him a lolcow. The dude is simply unable to cope with being on the Internet. There's something in his piggly brain that drives him to bicker over everything negative said about him, no matter what. Then he, being the BPD woman that he is, manages to explode it out of proportion.
 
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A pilot!
 
There’s nothing more endearing than seeing a grown man use a photo of his own child for petty revenge; all the while adults are standing around to monitor his behavior because he’s such a loser and is a danger to his child.

He used his own son as a weapon. He should have his visitations revoked.
 
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The downtrodden pig groveling to former sworn enemies like Nick and his crew, and Jesse is embarrassingly pitiful but also predictable. Remember when he went on the warpath against AF and even Null was given a short lived amnesty to help slay his perceived common enemy.

I love how he now just tries to play it off by saying 'I didn't mean all that'. Yeah I just called you all pedophiles, liars and faggots for 7 hours a day for weeks and tried my best to bring AF down but we're all good now right?
 
Javelin Bee said:
JannyDanks with the SWEEP!

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Bah Gawd, thank yew very mush! Now get back ta lickin' muh aess!
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Yeah it’s been painfully obvious he’s been botting since he started ‘courting’ snagglepuss. Suddenly went from ~200 viewers to 600 overnight, never varying beyond 20 plus or minus for the entire show? Bots. Sorry pig, you’ve been outed.

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Pilot what? A new brand of crap research chemical?
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Tons of demand for bloated 40-year old alcoholics, ackshully.

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BISH.
 
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Ralph grovels at the Groyper Nation for what he believes to be his ticket back into AF. Also it appears the maid he paid to clean his home needed backup from the senorita.
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Also you know what I noticed? No big red truck.
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My favorite part about that is it's not like they were gonna repo that shit in Mexico. He either:

- Totaled it

- Fucked something up and couldn't afford the repair

- Sold it for however much a generic, leased shitbox with no papers could garner for a quick cash infusion. It's not like he gives a shit about his own name, paperwork, or payment plan in the first place. 500 pesos is infinitely more valuable than any of that.

Is the last option utterly retarded? Why yes, but you have to consider Ralph retirement plan is to die so he won't have to worry about it. When has the Ralphamale ever chosen to face a problem when the consequences of not doing so are guaranteed and greater???
 
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Rage Pig said:
Everything revolves around projecting this image of a winner to people who don't give a shit. Buying fake viewers, bragging about the hot chick who's cleaning up his piss bottles before taking the huge&thick Ralphacock into every orifice.
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And then he streams and 6 hours in starts sobbing and crying about how he fucked his life up, how he misses his wife and children and Nick Fuentes and the groypers. Total loser.
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what makes it even more pathetic is that this dude is 40. i'd kms if this was my life
 
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