You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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First offense - handgun shot within one inch of violator's unprotected ear. Violator's choice of side.
Second offense - handgun shot within one inch of violator's unprotected ear ten times in random intervals over the course of 15 minutes. Opposite ear.
Third offense - ablation of better-hearing cochlea by hand drill.
Fourth offense - ablation of remaining cochlea by hand drill.
Fifth offense - shotgun to the right ear.
I hate being stuck in traffic with an asshole with loud speakers. You can tell I've had plenty of opportunities to think this out.
 
Had a dentist appointment today, found out my habit of clenching my jaw at night has caused a cavity on my molar. It's my first one ever, which is irritating on its own. Even though it's not from poor hygiene, it still feels like I've failed myself. What's even more annoying, though, is that I couldn't feel it before she pointed it out to me, and now I'm aware of or imagining a dull discomfort in my mouth. It's like becoming conscious of your own breathing or blinking. GAHHH.
MalWart said:
Working at a restaurant and having to prepare a large pick-up order in a short timeframe with no advanced warning (i.e. placing an order at 12:30 and wanting it picked up at 12:45, which is also our lunch rush), only for the customer to arrive over an hour after their scheduled pickup time. Not only are we running around the restaurant like chickens with their heads cut off, but it disrupts service for the guests IN the restaurant.
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I used to be a line cook at a little mom-and-pop place. The people at the company next door pulled this shit all the time. The worst was when they would call us afterward to complain that their food was soggy or cold. It's been sitting in a styrofoam to-go box for an hour. Of course it's not hot and fresh anymore, dipshits.
 
Verizon's website. How the fuck is this company still around when you can't log in to pay a fucking bill? The number I use everyday is not in your records? Really? Did your Indian slaves shit in a database?

At least they have a chatbot I can verbally abuse.
 
When I'm hired for a job, and have a very specific set of criteria I need to follow, just for that criteria to be broken by the people im working under. I work in help desk. I cannot be alone with children as I'm contracted for only IT and repairs. What do these niggers do? Leave a child in my space. Alone. With me. And I've complained and reported it dozens of times.

It's not the kid's fault. She's lovely. But I am not supposed to be supervising children under any circumstances.
 
fist_of_khonshu said:
When I'm hired for a job, and have a very specific set of criteria I need to follow, just for that criteria to be broken by the people im working under. I work in help desk. I cannot be alone with children as I'm contracted for only IT and repairs. What do these niggers do? Leave a child in my space. Alone. With me. And I've complained and reported it dozens of times.

It's not the kid's fault. She's lovely. But I am not supposed to be supervising children under any circumstances.
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I've encountered this issue many pages ago and it's a blight. Guess who's going to get the blame if something happens to the kid because of course.

Thread tax: a recent male hire keeps leaving the toilet seat down in the designated men's restroom even when they haven't used it to take a shit. What fag behavior.
 
Update on the Verizon situation. Now I am pissed at everyone who works there including the janitors. Even their chat doesn't work. If this faggot ass phone wasn't some prepaid piece of shit, I would be switching to another provider and sending Verizon Anal Cunt songs through text. I'm at the point of troubleshooting where I'd try logging in through my PS3 just to see if maybe there's magic fairy dust in there that will fix my problems.
 
People that think just because they are fine with their dogs jumping up all over them, that you're the same. No, I don't find it "cute" that you didn't bother training your dog one bit and let it have free reign of the whole house. I am not as enamored with your slobbering mutt as you seem to be.
 
Wankers who open at least two windows on buses. Extra backdraft, or whatever the velocity, kinetic term for wind against and or, generated by vehicle movement, is annoying enough, but this was yesterday, on me way home from work, on an overcast, windy-ish early evening.

I didn't want to cause a scene, or look like I was taking the piss (and I look back, and think, 'Why does me being polite in public make me give a fuck - whoever did that, didn't - probably two different people.' Anywho...), so I only closed the window closest to me.

@internet friend You know, the same can applied to peoples' kids: No, love, I don't hate your kid, or your dog, or, sometimes, your cat(s), it's just that yours, specifically, are arseholes, because you seem to be a pushover with no backbone.
 
Check-in kiosks. I go for an eye appointment a couple days ago and when I walk in, I'm directed to a kiosk. After it fails-twice-to find my name in the computer system, I swear at it and go check in with someone at the lobby desk. Technology might be convenient but it can also be trite and asinine.
 
Gets flu shot and four four days feel perfectly fine less the feeling of getting a needle in the arm and suddenly on the fifth day BAAAAAM surprise motherfucker someone lit a tire fire on your throat......fuck you fucking flu shots.
 
When I'm not at the computer and thinking about what I'm going write, I can map out my thoughts perfectly, know exactly what I want to say, how I'm going to say it, etc.

But the second I'm actually sitting there, ready to go, I turn into a retard. Nothing I type out feels right, and even the most basic of sentences become a struggle to settle on. I really wish I could stop this from happening, it drives me insane.
 
Rokto said:
When I'm not at the computer and thinking about what I'm going write, I can map out my thoughts perfectly, know exactly what I want to say, how I'm going to say it, etc.

But the second I'm actually sitting there, ready to go, I turn into a retard. Nothing I type out feels right, and even the most basic of sentences become a struggle to settle on. I really wish I could stop this from happening, it drives me insane.
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I fought that by just shitting into wordpad and sleeping on it. Getting it done, no matter how rudimentary, is progress and you will touch it up later because that writing is dreadful and must be corrected.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Gets flu shot and four four days feel perfectly fine less the feeling of getting a needle in the arm and suddenly on the fifth day BAAAAAM surprise motherfucker someone lit a tire fire on your throat......fuck you fucking flu shots.
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Havent had a vaccine shot since the 80s. I get sick once a year, maaaaaaybe twice if Im really unlucky. But never for longer than a day or so, then I am back at it. So hearing people cry about getting sick from getting a shot thats supposed to PREVENT them from getting sick always makes me giggle.
 
Norms Abused Liver said:
So hearing people cry about getting sick from getting a shot thats supposed to PREVENT them from getting sick always makes me giggle.
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The idea is that you get a little bit sick so the real stuff doesn't kill you. However in recent decades the effect of that "little bit" has become much more extreme and also lasts longer than getting an actual viral infection. I stopped getting mine because for a while I only got sick from people who bragged about getting vaccinated but were also constantly sick otherwise.
 
Lady Bizness said:
I hate being stuck in traffic with an asshole with loud speakers. You can tell I've had plenty of opportunities to think this out.
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Let's add faggots with noisy exhausts (including motorcycles, an ideal ride for homosexuals).

Doing stuff to their ears isn't enough; we need to break a glass sounding rod in their urethra so they'll be in pain while pissing for the rest of their natural lives.
 
Countless times I see someone filling up at a servo and they just leave their fuel cap dangling on the paint like an animal. There's a holder specially made for it on the inside of the flap. How low IQ do you have to be to not connect the two?
 
Audiobooks that have a series of 3 or 4 books that have a sudden change around in narrators, I can get things happen but if your doing a narration of longer than 25+ hours for each book there is no reason on book 3 of 4 to change the Narrator from a Man to a Woman (or the other way around) and then change it back - these books where 10 or 20 years old an BIG sellers before they rerecorded the audiobooks an they sold incredibly well the only reason people complain is book 3's narrator is different and they where recorded at the same time.... just fucking why? He's not even a bad narrator I've listened to books from him before an liked them he's just not suited to the roll.
 
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