💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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RaxxScholar said:
Anything that is an official act. Jail break would be a lifetime of "I'm talking to my lawyer right now and he's backtracing your location". A not guilty verdict, case being thrown out, or small fine would completely destroy any delusion that he can appeal to some higher authority to deal with the trolls.
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Prison break, arrested again, then pardoned. I think it would make Cyraxx’s blood boil. It’d be a roller coaster.
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I'm now picturing a high quality AI Trump video pardoning them to thunderous applause by congress. (Would also granting them the Medal of Honor be pushing it too far?)
 
Hurst said:
I never said I hated SH. I just said she talks to much and is unprepared. Then a few of you sperged out and shit up the thread more than my original comment did. Which wasn't even derogatory to her.

I thought it was funny the prior poster said he didn't like anyone but JJ and that's fine. But I made one comment and defense brigade came out in full swing. (Again).

I thought the point of these threads was to discuss the lolcow and the orbiters in that specific universe. Especially the poop touchers.
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31 Black said:
Which do you think would break Chance more: A judge pardoning them, them getting out on parole, or a prisonbreak?
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"Mr Jonathan, Mr Gloryhole, Mr Wordboi, the Fedurul Court of the Great State of Milwaukee finds you guilty...of being BASED!"


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At the end of this arc, JohnJohn, Goblin's Lawyer, Kate, and William Gloryhole will all be in a chatroom together and invite the Goblin in. Goblin will be confused and ask why John John isn't in jail yet. All of them will explain this was a year long op to give him the feeling of winning for once in his life. Then somebody else will enter the chat room.

Goblin will fill with fear and say "but, but you're dead!".

"Ohhhhh but I'm not..." - MusicBizMarty.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
John has been live for like half an hour. Apparently he got let out early and the cop he assaulted dropped the charges.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n9iz1niHgGw
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Wimmig said:
I started watching it and YouTube struck it down for violating TOS while I was 10 minutes in. It’s not up on JJ’s Rumble channel, does anyone have an archive of it? I miss pre-2017 YouTube and stream.me. YouTube today is almost as gay as Raxx. That’s pretty fucking gay.
*sigh*
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Switch Mongo said:
I managed to get some clips while it was up just a couple funny highlights of the goblin.. I’m sure the main clippers got the full stream on their channels.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's back.
 
I think best case scenario for this arc, we get an initial court hearing over zoom without chance where the prosecutors agree to drop all the "big charges" and proceed with charges that are essentially misdemeanors. Then they schedule another "hearing" a week or two later where John gets a sweetheart deal and pleads guilty. The punishment is a small fine of a couple hundred dollars, case closed in a matter of a few minutes. Chance is allowed to attend this zoom meeting as a member of the general public, and as soon as he starts to complain gets muted by the bailiff. This could segway into a celebratory stream on WGH or johnny bravo's main.
 
...panel court.
Court on panel.
Do it in the AM, so it looks convincing. Have someone pretend to be a judge, just sound smart, pretend to play both sides.
please just- just fake a hearing. Go full Ace Attorney on shit.
 
Imagine how his Oppositional Defiance Disorder would flare up in a court. He would hold himself together for maybe five minutes, and the instant the judge bangs his gavel with "ORDER! ORDER!" Chance would shout "NO!!" and continue yelling.

...yes, please let this happen. John, I know you're reading this thread, and we know you're the one with the production value to pull it off.
 
RaxxScholar said:
I think best case scenario for this arc, we get an initial court hearing over zoom without chance where the prosecutors agree to drop all the "big charges" and proceed with charges that are essentially misdemeanors. Then they schedule another "hearing" a week or two later where John gets a sweetheart deal and pleads guilty. The punishment is a small fine of a couple hundred dollars, case closed in a matter of a few minutes. Chance is allowed to attend this zoom meeting as a member of the general public, and as soon as he starts to complain gets muted by the bailiff. This could segway into a celebratory stream on WGH or johnny bravo's main.
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I think it’d be a bit funnier if the “prosecutor” decided to drop all charges after “new evidence” arrived on the prosecutor’s desk the evening before the court date. Immediately upon “finding out”, JJ submits an “appeal” to have Raxx charged and arrested for his pedophilia, raping of the blind, beating of the elderly, death threats, illegal use of Ed’s percocets, etc, and the “judge” agrees and issues out a “bench warrant” on Raxx while he’s in the Zoom call. I know that’s not how it works in court but Raxx wouldn’t know any better.
 
we're building up to man in pickle suit levels of bamboozlement for the Goblin
"Your honor, i call the ghost of marty to the stand"
Cyraxx - "THATS NOT HIS LEGAL NAME HES COMMITTING IDENTITY FRAUD ITS FEDERALLY ILLEGAL DUMBASS I CAN HAVE MY LAWYER ARREST YOU"
Man, Cyraxx is many things, none of them good, but something i particularly hate is his compulsion to try and cudgel everyone he doesnt like with the law, thats not very bad boy artistic spirit of you
He needs to do more death threats with the shitty voice filters, its funnier than being a Narc
 
Wimmig said:
I think it’d be a bit funnier if the “prosecutor” decided to drop all charges after “new evidence” arrived on the prosecutor’s desk the evening before the court date. Immediately upon “finding out”, JJ submits an “appeal” to have Raxx charged and arrested for his pedophilia, raping of the blind, beating of the elderly, death threats, illegal use of Ed’s percocets, etc, and the “judge” agrees and issues out a “bench warrant” on Raxx while he’s in the Zoom call. I know that’s not how it works in court but Raxx wouldn’t know any better.
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I know it would be impossible to do, but the cherry on top would be Sally calling Chance down to speak to the police at the exact moment the arresting charges are finished. He could build a new house with all the bricks he'd shit. :optimistic:
 
Wimmig said:
I think it’d be a bit funnier if the “prosecutor” decided to drop all charges after “new evidence” arrived on the prosecutor’s desk the evening before the court date. Immediately upon “finding out”, JJ submits an “appeal” to have Raxx charged and arrested for his pedophilia, raping of the blind, beating of the elderly, death threats, illegal use of Ed’s percocets, etc, and the “judge” agrees and issues out a “bench warrant” on Raxx while he’s in the Zoom call. I know that’s not how it works in court but Raxx wouldn’t know any better.
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Have the judge just sit there like Jerma going over his pictures...
 
31 Black said:
I know it would be impossible to do, but the cherry on top would be Sally calling Chance down to speak to the police at the exact moment the arresting charges are finished. He could build a new house with all the bricks he'd shit. :optimistic:
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Never say never
"Im issuing an arrest warrant for Chance Wilkins"

noises break chance out of his sludge stupor, Sally is talking to somebody downstairs, he creeps his little ass over to the stairwell, dick in hand

"yeah if he can come down here and talk to us that would be great"

Terror floods his synapses, he has to escape and go on tour RIGHT NOW

Cyraxx tries to open the window, fails (its not painted shut or anything hes just that weak)

hearing sally call for him, more terror, the blood memory kicks in, he has to escape the "Vitchhunters"

Cyraxx asks Nova if cops can go to jail for wrongful arrest

Cyraxx cuts it off mid response

Cyraxx uses the 50 rings on his hands to break the window

the stairs creak, the police barge in but the Goblin is already gone

the broken pane allows fresh air to flood the disgusting chamber, and a faint voice of a WWE wrestler can be heard on the wind

"Im coming to kill you John....."
 
I want John to be a necromancer who brings Marty back from the dead. At this point I'm certain Rax would believe it.

I still just don't want to believe he's gone :(
 
I know what I'm about to entertain is pretty twisted but I think it would be funny too.
As we know, the boy is a retarded gooner that furiously beats his rotten pepperoni to anything.

November is also the month where some tries the No But November challenge, you see where I'm getting at. Imagine the boy get catfished into wearing one of these chastity device, denied from releasing his frustration on his goblin shroom.

Ofc the challenge would be to convince him to wear the device in the first place, maybe shilling the health benefits of abstinence would suffice, and then he needs to be stuck with it. Maybe there's cage models without keys or make him flush them down the toilet.
 
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