US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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CaliforniaRaisin said:
Unfotunately, the chinks have been fucking like rabbits and reproducing while the Japs have been Hikkikomori bound and fucking Dakimakuras. The sheer meat wall of humanity would simply over-run the Japs this time around. This is not the Shōwa era any more.
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Their birthrate is something like 0.8. I wouldn’t be worried. Worst case scenario you can just fry the shitty Unitree robots.
The Last Stand said:
Now that's a woman that has aged well with great genes. The eyebrows, the gaze, the defined lips, the symmetry around her nose up to the tip, the developing cheekbones, the round facial structure that widens as she smiles. It's like God sculpted a pristine representation of woman that sprouted into cultural perfection.
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Try not to post with one hand next time.
 
moocow said:
Some of it's funny to me because I grew up on Beavis & Butt-head and toilet humor cracks me the fuck up. Some of it is funny to me because of how outlandish and silly it is (like you described -- an AI-generated jet dropping raw shit on jeets).
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I'm glad you made that comparison because it's how I feel with adult animation in relation to this sort of low-brow humor. I can still laugh at the absurdity of Beavis & Butthead because it has great pacing supplemented by its social commentary on 90s rebellious humor. Compare that to modern episodes of Family Guy where it's "IN on the joke" with no subtlety or nuance whatsoever.

Oh, Peter Griffin treats his teenage daughter like crap! Laugh as Peter Griffin farts in her face and tells the audience that he made a FART JOKE!

Of course, I'm not completely blaming Trump for that. That's just 2020s Internet humor now to be as loud, obnoxious and facetious as possible. No different than women that declare bitchiness as sass.
 
Betonhaus said:
When Alberta joins what will the US map look like? because I got to be honest this looks goofy
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Alberta is just the first place to serve as an example to other countries that you can apply to be a state and that you don't have to bring the liberal or shithole parts of your country with you. Cool Caribbean islands and civilized areas of South America take notice. The United States recognizes your sovereignty. That is more powerful than whatever condemnation your previous shithole country gives you. Your new American passport gives all the same travel rights and then some. We can become United States of America under God Emporer Trump. Get in now before the rules get more complex as we add regions of the Moon and Mars. Brazilian and Haitians not allowed sorry.
 
deleuzeon said:
The quote in the current thumbnail of that Tucker-Fuentes interview is pretty funny.

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Like, which one of you thought that about the other? Good reasons to think it's an accurate claim for you both...
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Now that's funny. Carlson is looking at him like: "who spawned this degenerate in existence?" I'm glad Tucker Carlson was let go from FOX. Now he could flourish in his terms, that was a blessing in disguise.
 
Oh! said:
Here are some average white people.
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The software you used is broken because I've never seen a Polish chick who looked that bad or a Hungarian chick who looked that good.

Anyway, I said to show me the men of those countries in the same age group as those women. I already agreed that women are better looking no matter where you go.
The Last Stand said:
Now that's a woman that has aged well with great genes. The eyebrows, the gaze, the defined lips, the symmetry around her nose up to the tip, the developing cheekbones, the round facial structure that widens as she smiles. It's like God sculpted a pristine representation of woman that sprouted into cultural perfection.
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it really is too bad that her personality was "zooey deschanel of the midcentury"
 
Minnesota man arrested after allegedly offering $45,000 for the killing of Pam Bondi
A Minnesota man was arrested after allegedly offering $45,000 for the killing of Attorney General Pam Bondi, according to court documents.
Tyler Avalos, 29, published the threat on TikTok saying he wanted Bondi "dead or alive" but "preferably dead," according to an affidavit by FBI Special Agent Caleb Jurchisin.
The investigation into Avalos started Oct. 9 when a tipster from Detroit "submitted a report to the FBI National Threat Operations Center" and flagged the suspect's TikTok feed, the FBI said.
The TikTok post included a picture of Bondi "with a sniper-scope red dot on" her forehead, according to the affidavit.
"Additionally, the suspect user posted a comment below the description that reads 'cough cough'/'when you don't serve us then what?'" Jurchisin added.
TikTok, Google and Comcast helped the FBI trace the suspect, the affidavit says, learning he signed up for the platform on a Samsung Galaxy phone.
Avalos was charged with allegedly creating "an online post containing a threat to injure," according to a criminal complaint.
He appeared in court Oct. 22 and waived his right to a preliminary hearing. A judge released Avalos on a personal recognizance but ordered him to wear a GPS monitor.
Lawyers for Avalos, who lives in St. Paul, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Bondi’s office declined comment on the matter.
TikTok, Google and Comcast (which is the parent company of NBCUniversal) did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
The suspect has a rap sheet that includes convictions for a July 2022 stalking case in Dakota County and a domestic battery charge in Polk County, Florida, in August 2016, the affidavit said.
He also has a 2019 misdemeanor battery case out of Dakota County "which appears to have been reduced from a felony domestic assault by strangulation," the court document showed.
The suspect identifies as an anarchist, according to the affidavit, which says that his username included a symbol for anarchy and an "Anarchist FAQ book" was pinned to his page.
Anarchism "advocates for the replacement of the state with stateless societies and voluntary free associations," the affidavit says.
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dude forgot to say "in minecraft"
 
The Last Stand said:
Oh, Peter Griffin treats his teenage daughter like crap! Laugh as Peter Griffin farts in her face and tells the audience that he made a FART JOKE!
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that's family guy post-2010, I dont think this dude is old enough to drink in America

The Last Stand said:
facetious
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the sort of humour your post refers to as "IN on the joke" is the opposite of facetious, it's sincere. and sincere toilet humour in adult animation is absolutely cringe, you are right about that
 
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