💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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I mean, kinda?

Will Stancil is still a mechahitler rape victim 😥
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You joke but Mecha Hitler is a thing of Nightmares.
 
I suspect the entire reason why Will farms social media engagement obsessively is he thinks it will lead to a regular guest talking head gig on cable news, not realizing that MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News don't actually pay those people.
When I first heard about him during the Grok rape saga I kinda assumed he was one of those talking heads already because of how self important he is.
 
It's even worse than that, this isn't the original "White House" (to the extent such a thing exists). It's an office extension built in the 1940s in part to cover an underground bomb shelter.
As someone who really doesn't support Trump, I have sort of mixed feelings on this ballroom thing. I try to give everyone and everything the benefit of the doubt, so follow me here, if you will.

There are several ways to look at the ballroom thing, the first is whether or not he's literally legally allowed to do it, I haven't read too deeply on this, but I heard something to the effect of him giving the contract to a buddy of his, and that the executive doesn't have the legal authority to do this, but I really don't know, so I need not speak on it.

The second is whether we should be investing in vanity projects like this given that we're nearto being in a recession. Even being privately funded, 300 million dollars for a ballroom is pretty eye-watering, imagine if instead of blowing it on a fuck off ballroom, they took that and gave it to charity or put it in a fund to pay off people's medical bills, just a thought.

The third is whether or not it's right to demolish part of the White House to build something else, given that it's not just a government building, but also a national monument in and of itself. This is where I am personally most conflicted. I don't really agree with the notion that we aren't allowed to revise something just because it has historical value, but at the same time, say some president wanted to make a gaudy decision like painting the White house, or replacing the rustic historical interior decorating with post-modernist furniture, that would really be bastardizing and ruining the building.

I don't really think it's wrong necessarily that they are building a ballroom, so much as it's almost Ancien Régime levels of ignorance to build a new, lavish ballroom in the symbolic representation of the federal government while the average American is in a pretty shit place economically. If we were in better times, it'd probably be celebrated.
Now, if Trump pulls an Ol' Hickory and invites thousands of peasants into the ballroom after it's finished, and lets them trash the place and consume thousands of pounds of whiskey and cheese, I might unironically have a different opinion of the man afterwards.
 
Sorry for being a 'featured' tourist, but where did "It do be like that Mr. Stancil" come from?
 
t repeating one innocent phrase is enough to drive a man to schizophrenic paranoia.
Its amusing because embracing it would be piss easy, its kinda hard to overstate how he could make that "part of his brand" having people say "it do be like that" but it would require him being willing to step back from the "THIS CARTOON WAS MADE BY A NAZI REEEEEE" type shit, and be right 2/3 of the time

Like lowkey if you just COMPLETELY ignored it, it could potentially help your brand, BUT, he just keeps getting salty.

Honestly thats the funniest part to me.

Besides when grok said he'd stretch his ass like taffy

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This is ai, but I still found it funny

 
The third is whether or not it's right to demolish part of the White House to build something else, given that it's not just a government building, but also a national monument in and of itself. This is where I am personally most conflicted. I don't really agree with the notion that we aren't allowed to revise something just because it has historical value, but at the same time, say some president wanted to make a gaudy decision like painting the White house, or replacing the rustic historical interior decorating with post-modernist furniture, that would really be bastardizing and ruining the building.

Let me put you at ease.

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Thats the inside of the white house in 1948 to 1950 It was totally gutted because the wood was rotting and it had what I assume alot of structural issues. They kept the façade and put in steel beams.

The west wing where work is done was constructed in 1902.

The east wing which is being torn down was also build in 1902 but was remodeled in 1942 to add more office space and a bunker

Obama spent 300 plus million on renovating the white house.

What I m trying to tell you is that the white house from its OG building to now has always had work done to it. Also these building arent attached to it they have walk way from one to the other.

Finally I can see trump whose done alot of real estate shit throwing his weight around about how you cant have state dinners at the white house because theres no space for it, instead having tents and heaters, redoing the east wing into something that can serve that function honestly makes sense and again since the Obama had their go at it, I would let him.

now the question of is he gonna make the DOJ pay him 230 million dollars so he can fund it with "private money" is another issue all together.
 
Bank of mommy and daddy. It sort of make sense why Will spent weeks claiming that food cost inflation wasn't a real thing.

Like how the fuck does he know what groceries costs when his mom does his shopping for him.

A fellowship grant doesn't last forever (and it frankly doesn't pay that much at all). I personally think the entire reason he ran for political office is his parents threatened to cut him off unless he finally got a paying job.

I suspect the entire reason why Will farms social media engagement obsessively is he thinks it will lead to a regular guest talking head gig on cable news, not realizing that MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News don't actually pay those people.
If Will had been born about 10 or 15 years earlier, he'd be grifting for a living at some USAID-funded sinecure.
Thank God that door has been slammed shut.
 
So what are you all going to be wearing at the Stancil mania convention? I was thinking of a SS outfit but I’m not sure “Heil Stancil” will be appropriate for all the new blood that will just respond with “It do be like that Mister Stancil” so maybe blackface would be appropriate.
 
If Will had been born about 10 or 15 years earlier, he'd be grifting for a living at some USAID-funded sinecure.
Thank God that door has been slammed shut.
That was never how fellowships worked. They aren't lifetime appointments. That would be akin to someone having "graduate researcher" on their resume for a decade.

Fellowships are typically funded by either private means or by the National Science Foundation.

In Will's case, most likely it was the Social Science Research Council that funded him. His payout would have been around $5k to $10k.

And before anyone asks, the SSRC is a private entity. It has nothing directly to do with USAid. It's a private group that coordinates and doles out grants from various institutions, private companies, and governments.

Even in my field of engineering, the amount of money you get from the government in terms of research grants, is paltry at best. For Will, being a policy wonk, the money offered is much worse. You can't live off of it. As an graduate student, even with the GI bill taking care of my undergrad and having my masters covered by a scholarship, I had a side job to keep from starving because my payout was too low to pay for my parking, let alone rent and food.

The only researchers I knew that didn't have at least one part time job were the ones that had rich parents offsetting their cost of living.

I don't fault Will for having supportive parents. It's just hilarious to me he doesn't realize how his parents funding his lifestyle influences his perspective on social and economic issues facing Americans.
 
This has become some bizarre social experiment about being truly terminally online. I have never seen anything get this bad before, his tweets are getting upwards of 1400 comments - that is more than posts of the fucking president. And they're all just that one meme. Even the comment sections of shit he retweets are filling up with it lol

And literally the only thing Stancil has to do is log off Twitter for a week and this will die down but he just won't.
I think there may be a few bots set up to auto-retweet the meme as a reply to his posts, and I love it!
 
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