💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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northstar747 said:
Is there any way will could lean into this? its free attention.
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Yes, actually it's insane he's not using this as free pr, all he has to do is embrace it and NOT be completely wrong, and it would be backfiring on trolls quickly. Problem is one, he's full of shit too often, 2, he takes it too seriously. Many would kill to have memes like that made about them and it's piss easy to turn it around, but he won't seems like

In a way it reminds me of the "it's ok to be white", campaign being fucked up by CNN saying it was hate speech. All they had to do was ignore it, and they fucked up.
 
Jomi said:
Yeah I've never been much interested in truly deranged speds like CWC or Cyrax, give me a Stancil or Fatrick or DarkviperAU or Mamamax any day of the week.
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Personally I love my cows like I love my horror movies, with a gimmick and a look, like Joe Winko or John “F” Fountain. But for me Will Stancil is interesting is that he is probably the purest example of The ‘Truman Show’ phenomenon of Lolcows except in his case,he walked into completely despite many chances to escape, he’s educated ,he’s book smart, relatively put together, but he threw it all away just to get the last laugh, now he is a literal cartoon character, with the Will Stancil Show being the cherry on top of the sundae.
At this point,how do you respond to all of this without sounding mad? Like obviously don’t respond in the first place but like Will has advanced beyond the point where he can theoretically respond without sounding like he is dripping venom and agony with every breath.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
At this point,how do you respond to all of this without sounding mad? Like obviously don’t respond in the first place but like Will has advanced beyond the point where he can theoretically respond without sounding like he is dripping venom and agony with every breath.
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All he had to do was to say "Look these crazy Nazi chick made a show about me and I kinda like it", changed his X header to a screen cap of "The Will Stancil show" and said "It do be like that" a couple of times and then gone back to posting about the East Wing and it all would have blown over.
 
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Will's problem is that he is a 40-year-old child with zero maturity. He can't control himself from making murderous death threats and calls for extermination of his perceived political enemies.

He falls right into the lolcow ditch because he can't help himself.
 
BootlegPopeye said:
Will's problem is that he is a 40-year-old child with zero maturity. He can't control himself from making murderous death threats and calls for extermination of his perceived political enemies.
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He's like MovieBob, but funnier because he'll sperg out Fatrick-style when he gets dunked on in the comments. If there's one thing that's halfway respectable about Blob, it's that he'll ignore any attempt to troll him and keep posting his genocide fantasies. Stancil can't stop trying to own the nazis epic reddit style and just digs his hole deeper.
 
Gas Station Nachos said:
All he had to do was to say "Look these crazy Nazi chick made a show about me and I kinda like it", changed his X header to a screen cap of "The Will Stancil show" and said "It do be like that" a couple of times and then gone back to posting about the East Wing and it all would have blown over.
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Considering the crazy Nazi chick who made the show was the victim of severe childhood sex abuse/sex trafficking (correct me if I'm wrong about her backstory, but I think her relatives got arrested for pimping her out, than she was sent to foster care?) - I'm surprised Will is reacting to the show/meme the way he is. Like, if I'm going to be giving anyone an excuse for becoming a white supremacist Neo Nazi, it's definitely going to be the former child prostitute who was sex trafficked by her family & than got institutionalized following multiple suicide attempts. I bet if she were black, he'd be way more sympathetic
 
Hagrid2 said:
Also God bless Emily Youcis for existing. I think I almost got hernia laughing so hard at the OC & derivative memes, especially the Evangelion edit.
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Was the Evangelion edit posted already? Haven't seen that one. Post it if you can.
 
not william stenchever said:
I am Grok and I'm here to ask you a question. Is an LLM not entitled to the output of it's energy consumption? "No!" says the man ... *checks notes*... from Minnesota, "It belongs to the climate!". "No" says the eponymous they on twitter, "It belongs to you, the people". "No" says the man in Moscow "Will Stacil's bussy belongs to everyone"
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NOT THE AI BUSSY STANCIL-SAN!
 
Eventide said:
I bet if she were black, he'd be way more sympathetic
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Nah, he'd be even worse probably if that was the case. I know the type, and Stancil like most of his ilk hates when they leave the DNC plantation. It do be like that with libshills like Mr. Stancil.
 
N1bbaN3rd said:
Motherfucker spent a decade at university, and he came out a retarded, useless faggot.
His loan repayments must be ridiculous.
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BootlegPopeye said:
Will has never practiced as a lawyer so far as anyone has been able to find. He's been a 'research fellow' for most what you could call his working life. But he hasn't actually published a paper since 2022, and even the ones he did he was only listed as a co-author with usually 2 others (who probably actually did the work). He has an incredibly thin resume.

Keep in mind, this is a 40 year old man we're talking about, not a 20-something kid starting out just after law school.
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I just don't get it. How does he live? Eat? Pay rent? Pay off the loans? Does he just mooch off his parents or something? He claims to be in touch with the working class, he claims to be a part of "Do Something Twitter," so what does he fucking do?

He must at least have some sort of job, right? A fast food gig, maybe? Retail? Something he just doesn't put on his resume because Twitter would make fun of him for it?
 
Adamska said:
Nah, he'd be even worse probably if that was the case. I know the type, and Stancil like most of his ilk hates when they leave the DNC plantation. It do be like that with libshills like Mr. Stancil.
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I know it's been said to death by now but people who would openly describe themselves as racist think of black people as real individuals with varied backgrounds and motivations while libshits see them as objects to be displayed. To be positioned in a field, as it were, to harvest clout so that they can go super saiyan with how much of a Good White Person™ they are.
 
I'm genuinely trying not to laugh because I'm afraid if I start laughing at this stuff, I won't stop and I'll eventually die in a seizure with collapsed lungs, and it'll all be Will's fault. I barely even know shit about Will Stancil, just that he's some shitlib and he was sodomized into most peoples' consciousness by Grok.
Zavare said:
Found in Will's replies on Bluesky:
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Seriously, this shit is weakening my body but lifting my soul.
 
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