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Sean Andalou said:
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lmao what kind of mental illness is this
 
Syikeblade said:
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These trannies are juuusst self aware enough to realize that their simply gay men who are creeps towards straight men.

And saw this interesting comment:

moontearslady 13 points 18 hours ago*
To full disclosure is that I don't hate my transness. But I hate how I am treated because of it. I know I have credentials that go beyond my appearance and what was between my legs when I was born. Nonetheless, I am exhausted of having to conquer femininity like Hunter Schafer said.
I learn to put hopes down and live my life but deep down I know I want warmth of a man.
A generational gift from a woman is what sealed a marriage for most men who I have talked to. I don't deny the problematic nature of it. I still cried at night sometimes knowing if I ever love a man to my deepest corner, I will not able to cross that life and death experience and mark my love for him. And yes, our infertile cis counter parts face the same problems too. It's nuanced and this is more of a vent post.

Most of the comments are just self hatred of other men or jealous of pregnancy
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lol when I first read “generational gift from a woman” it didn’t scan and I thought he was talking about inheritance money from your gran or something. What a weird way to refer to having kids.
 
Syikeblade said:
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These trannies are juuusst self aware enough to realize that their simply gay men who are creeps towards straight men.
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It's always great seeing them understand that their entire appeal is being a "chick" with a dick and that to fulfill their fetish be a real girl they will become sexually undesirable to the few people who would have been previously interested in them.
 
Troon is upset their DMV photos are not gender affirming. Goes to reddit, reddit agrees it just the camera angle.
Troon selfies
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I can’t post this really anywhere else or I’ll get a whole bunch of “well duh cuz you are one” transphobic comments, but I’m really having a hard time with this.

Those of you who saw my post yesterday, that DL photo I had used an editor to make it look smoother, that was all I did I didn’t change any proportions. But the more I look at my actual DL, I guess it changed more than I recognized at the time.

I literally wanted to cry when I saw it. I’ve been waiting 3 years to have a DL with both my correct name and correct gender marker on it and THIS is the pic I got? I know this sounds maybe like vanity but what it actually is is extreme insecurity and practically nonexistent self esteem. Part of me wants to make a new appointment and just tell them I lost it or it never arrived in the mail. I’d almost be willing to pay for a new license in order to get a new picture.

We’ve all taken unflattering pictures. Government pictures especially for whatever reason tend to always cast us in the worst possible light. But this is on another level. I literally don’t even look like this at all. This looks straight up like pre HRT me. Like where are the hard lines, straight edges and swollen ass face coming from?

The first 2 pictures are selfies I took today with a B&W filter applied for comparison. 2nd picture is the unaltered DL photo that’s on the actual temporary paper and the last photo is the color version from the myColorado app Digital ID, which to me at least doesn’t really look as bad.

The best I can hope for at this point is when I get my hard copy DL in the mail the photo will be a bit higher quality or higher bit rate or whatever, but I’m not holding my breath.

I know I shouldn’t care about things like this and I whole heartedly wish I didn’t, but I’ve been waiting 3 years for this exact license and I literally don’t ever want to show it to anybody. My current plan is to show the Digital ID at places that will accept it.

Who’s to say even if I pay for a new license to get another photo that new photo won’t be equally as bad or maybe even worse?

I realize I’m crying about a picture when so many trans women have so many way bigger problems, but I can’t help it.

Like in this photo I look like I literally haven’t been transitioning at all and all I’ve done for 3 years is grow my hair long.

I want to say right now that everyone’s identity as a trans person is completely valid regardless of appearance. This is not internalized transphobia though some will say it is and I understand why they would say that. Appearance shouldn’t matter, and other people’s genuinely don’t to me. But my own does for better or worse.

DMV pictures
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Day later edit, he posted the letter from the DMV. Just saving this here for phonebook purposes.

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Those of you who saw my post yesterday, that DL photo I had used an editor to make it look smoother, that was all I did I didn’t change any proportions. But the more I look at my actual DL, I guess it changed more than I recognized at the time.
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This person has the clearest case of face-blindness.
 
Aquarius said:
Here are some more photos of her. Notice the identifying tattoos, female friend group, and her height compared to the other women.
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Why can't pooners just dress like normal guys (untucked t-shirts and jeans)? Oh, that's right, because girls have been doing that for years. So these malodourous ogres do what very few guys (in my experience) do: wear wife-beater tank tops as outer wear, or forego tops altogether and just walk around topless (most guys don't do that except when at the pool, lake, or beach, or when playing a game of shirts v. skins). And no man just stands at a grill topless (or they do but only once).

Thus, just dressing like a normal guy isn't "affirming" enough, since they'd just end up looking like flat-chested girls in drag.
 
GettrGriftr said:
Why can't pooners just dress like normal guys (untucked t-shirts and jeans)? Oh, that's right, because girls have been doing that for years. So these malodourous ogres do what very few guys (in my experience) do: wear wife-beater tank tops as outer wear, or forego tops altogether and just walk around topless (most guys don't do that except when at the pool, lake, or beach, or when playing a game of shirts v. skins). And no man just stands at a grill topless (or they do but only once).

Thus, just dressing like a normal guy isn't "affirming" enough, since they'd just end up looking like flat-chested girls in drag.
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It's the same as trannies wearing the most girly skirts and dresses. Their body is not feminine enough to signal "I am a woman", so they have to wear woman-coded clothing to get the point across. It reminds me of comedy groups like monty python. Sometimes they would play a female character, but they're of course all men. To signal to the audience "this is a woman within the fantasy of the skit" they always wear a floral dress, a wig and thick make up.

The fact they have to signal to everyone what they're "supposed" to be is damning.
 
GettrGriftr said:
Thus, just dressing like a normal guy isn't "affirming" enough, since they'd just end up looking like flat-chested girls in drag.
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It's not even "drag" when girls do it.
Women dressing like men (casual dress that is) has been normal since the 1960s at least.
That is to say with no particular paraphilia significance.
 
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Jesus Christ, CowboyJedi is becoming a mini-cow at this point.
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I was just thinking that after I saw the post; the second I saw that great big lantern-jaw, I knew it was our boy. A brief glance at his post history indicates he's an aggressively embarrassing LARPer of stereotypical Christian girls from the south overly invested in Taylor Swift, so he might be worth a digital archaeological dig.

Thread tax.
"Sophie's" Choice: a tranny gooner has been on his titty skittles for less than a week and his penis has already handed in its 2 week notice. Now he stands pigeon-toed in programmer socks at the crossroads between his transition and his ability to use his dick as nature intended. The games get stupider, the prizes get stupider, but nary will a troon or poon ever cease playing!
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Non-Op Grief and Low Libido NSFW​

NSFW WARNING:Hi all. I stared estrogen and spiro not even 5 days ago and I’m experiencing a lot of grief and sadness around my genitalia. I thought I would experience euphoria but honestly I’ve been feeling pretty sad about some aspects of estrogen. For the most part it’s cool, like I know I’m barely even on it but it’s nice feeling calmer and it’s made my head a little less foggy. But the problem comes in with my penis. I like using it, I have a tad of dysphoria around it but i don’t think I want to get SRS as of now. I really enjoy topping my girlfriend and it was one of the reasons I didn’t want to start estrogen right away. I’m deathly afraid of losing my usage and topping ability and I know estrogen can cause ED and make it harder to stay hard and then you lose the ability to shoot cum.
I’m dealing with the grief of that because right now I can’t get hard. My libido tanked and I’m having ED troubles on day 5 and it’s really freaking me out. I always get panic attacks when I research anything about HRT but they’ve been really increasing lately. I’m sure I’m still getting used to things but it almost feels lighter. Like nothing is there anymore. And it’s so hard to touch it or look at it now without getting uncomfortable.
I don’t want to lose anything :( I wish I could just be a pretty girl that can shoot her cum and stay hard to fuck my girlfriend. It feels like I’m faking it and like I’m not even trans and that I just want the aesthetic. Use it or lose it yeah but sometimes I wish I could have the full function. It’s just hard grappling with the fact that I could be completely out of service eventually or I could stop taking estrogen and not medically transition which would also make me unhappy. Please if anyone has any info or experiences please let me know. I worked so hard just to get to the where I am now in my transition and I don’t want to let this stop me.
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A humble proto-troon has this problem where he wants to skinwalk hot women in his area and get close enough to his targets to chat them up, but has just enough self-awareness to realize he's essentially radioactive in terms of creep factor. What's a "boymoding trans girl" (i.e., regular looking guy) to do?
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What the hell am I supposed to do about pretty cis women?​

So I'm just sitting by myself boymoding enjoying my breakfast, i haven't shaved in weeks due to procrastination, and then this really pretty girl in a super chic fall outfit with a dark knitted top, pleated wool mini skirt, and polka dot tights with cute glasses, black boots, and a little black bow in her beautiful blonde hair.
And she's literally 5 ft behind me. She got up to go get something, so i subtly moved over one seat on my round table to get a better look because I didn't want to be staring and for her to think I was some creep. She is so my type (i like girls and girly girls especially, which is also what I want to be). But I not only have crippling social anxiety and fear or rejection, but I also don't know I was supposed to tell her I'm trans and just admiring her outfit and style rather than trying to hit on her (even though there was a bit of that to tbh cause she's really fucking cute!). She is so fashion and transition goals for me, but I just had no way of approaching her without seeming creepy or weird.
I'll probably see her again at some point, when I'm all dressed up and maybe then I can approach her and try to make friends, but for now I'm just really sad because I really like her and wish I had a way to talk to her without just pretending to be a boy who she almost certainly wouldn't be interested in.
How do I navigate these kinds of situations? I want to make friends with the girls, but I'm afraid I'll scare them off if I get too complimentary about their appearance, especially while boymoding! What do I do?
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A pooner's papa worries that his daughter has made herself downright unlovably unattractive due to her insistence on transitioning, which leaves OP fearful that he may have a point about never finding herself a love story worthy of Hallmark. Though trans4trans - T4T - is always an option, this gets in the way of her desire for a "typical love story" that is "pleasantly boring." In another life, my dear, you would've been a very dull little churchmouse seated at a Tupperware party, methinks...
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My father basically called me unlovable​

I am a transgender FTM and recently I was having a conversation with my dad. I was supposed to go on a date with a guy that I met and while the date did not happen, I am left wondering about the conversation me and my dad had. He was asking questions about the person I was going out with. After I answered his questions he said he worried for my future. I asked what he meant and he said that 99% of the population would not even so much is considered dating a trans person and that coupled with the fact that I am not conventionally attractive he worries I won’t find anyone. I don’t know what to do in response to my dad saying these things I feel like he was coming from a genuine state of concern, but also he said without saying that he doesn’t think I’m able to be loved in a romantic way, and I definitely have a problem with that. Any advice on that situation would be appreciated.
I had never really worried too much about dating before. I always just assumed it would happen eventually and I have dated people since coming out as trans but it does leave me wondering will I ever find something that works? I know plenty of transgender people get married and do the normal thing but I’ve seen a lot more that torpedo they’re dating life so that they can live their authentic self which I think is amazingly empowering, but that’s not what I want. I want the very normal life of finding my person getting married and maybe having kids. I don’t want my life to be some empowering story I just want to be pleasantly boring.
I don’t know if my dad is right I don’t want to believe that he is but dating is a trans person is a lot harder. I have to admit that and I know t4t it’s always an option, but I find myself attracted to cis people as well, so I don’t want to feel like I’m limited and that I have to date within my own kind. That’s also not mentioning that I don’t really want this empowering love story I feel like that’s the narrative of most transgender relationships. It’s always about perseverance and having strength to overcome all of these difficulties. And while those stories are amazing and I love seeing things work out for people like us that’s not the story I envision. I’ve always figured I would have a very typical love story to be honest that’s all I’ve ever wanted.
Am I crazy for believing I could have an ordinary love story?
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Here, have an example of just how "healthy" T4T partnerships can be: a FTM is left in a tailspin when her boyfriend begins making meaningful moves towards transition, yet though she herself is an out-and-proud poon, he clearly prefers to consult people outside of their relationship over her. I wonder what sex the friend is, because I have a feeling it's a fellow MTF, and they are incredibly aggressive about grooming.
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i’m trans. my partner recently admitted they want to go on hrt and it’s almost shaken me a little.​

I (21ftm), have been dating my partner (22amab) for four years. I love them with my whole heart, they’re my person. We went into this relationship as a man and a woman, I had been forced back into the closet by an unaccepting home life and my partner helped me realise who I was again without even knowing much about the lgbtq+ community.
There’s been comments made in passing, though I’ve always heard it second hand. Maybe a year ago my friend told me that my partner said that “I would probably be trans if I wasn’t fat”, to which our friend obviously was like “wtf, you can be trans and fat”. I will always encourage exploring one’s gender identity, there’s truly no harm in it at all, and obviously it saves lives.
Just yesterday, they told me “I’m thinking about going on hrt”. It was very out of the blue, no lead up, nothing recent said to suggest that they’d been thinking of this. It caught me off guard. They said they went with their friend to get some hair removal cream to see how it feels without body hair. I helped them use it, but they didn’t disclose any more information.
They haven’t told me anything else, haven’t sat down and talked with me about it. They don’t need my permission to do these things, that’s not what’s bothering me. What hurts me is that I never seem to be the first person to hear about this stuff, and it’s so much worse when I hear it second hand when my partner and I always promised to be honest with one another.
I don’t want to force a discussion, I know firsthand how painful it can be to talk about it when you’re not ready, but it’s also eating at me and it’s making me feel like they don’t trust me. I’m just not sure what to do or how to feel, and any advice would be very welcome.
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After upending his life to follow his tranny full "wife" to Germany, a gay man cheats on said troon in the pursuit of a true and honest man, leaving the tranny - the OP of the post - reconsidering everything they have together. Matters are complicated further after the troon sleeps with an alleged heterosexual man and sees the difference between him and the husband like night and day; most tellingly, even after the husband is diagnosed with aggressive skin cancer, OP dwells on how much his fee-fees are hurt and how desperately he wants to be ravished like a lady.
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I could use some advice before I ruin my marriage​

Long story short, I recently discovered that my husband of 5 years (8 years in total) cheated on me. It's complicated because not only did he uproot his entire life last year to join me in Germany, but he's also been so incredibly supportive of me. We met as gay men, but he supported me wholeheartedly through my transition, bottom surgery, and the cheating happened during a time last year when I was struggling a lot with PTSD from sexual assault and he didn't want to pressure me to have sex. I know that doesn't make it okay and I myself am struggling a lot with wondering if I can trust him again, but it makes it complicated.
Since neither of us can afford to rent another apartment, we're still living together. In lieu of physical distance I immediately set some emotional boundaries, that I am allowing myself to have a fully separate social life from him, including sleeping with other people. I had long suspected that since my transition I was no longer part of his sexuality, but he continually affirmed that he was still attracted to me. However, the cheating shows that even if we had nice sex together, he was clearly still missing sleeping with gay men, which is fine, I'm just now a straight woman and similarly I have been wondering about being with straight men.
Yesterday I hooked up with a straight man for the first time and it was totally wild. Sure, my gay husband loved me anyway and even though we had good sex after my bottom surgery, it feels totally different than being with a straight man. I don't know how to describe it, but it feels like my husband appreciates my body in the same way he might an ancient roman statue of a woman - he admired it, but didn't lust after it. For that reason it was often hard for him to get hard and when he did, it felt like he was somewhere else.
Having such a gender-affirming experience has completely changed my perspective on things, as previously I thought I would just fuck around before going back to monogamy with my husband but now I'm not so convinced that would solve anything, just prolong my own sexual insecurities.
To make things even more complicated, yesterday my husband was diagnosed with skin cancer, apparently there are two types and he has one that is more dangerous. We're waiting on him to get a cat scan in 2 weeks and once we know if it's spread I'll reassess if I stop fucking around to care for him or not. But that still doesn't change the complicated feelings I had already been having and how much he hurt me.
I think the most likely way forward for us could be a lavender marriage type thing where we find an arrangement where we can stay committed to each other romantically but still see other people. Since we are both serial monogamists though, it is something neither of us had planned for.
It's all just very sad and the thought of leaving him or separating after he spent a shitton of money to send all his things across the sea and uproot his life to be with me makes me so profoundly depressed. Yesterday we met at the train station while I was on my way to that hookup (I didn't tell him, he doesn't want to know), he told me about the cancer diagnosis, then told me that I looked so beautiful and started sobbing. It was one of the saddest moments of my life.
At the same time, he wouldn't choose me now as the woman I am and maybe I need to be with a man who would. Our love is so obvious and strong that it makes all of this so difficult.
Any advice would be appreciated.
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A FTM's cover is nearly blown - if not outright blown already - when she decides to cape for an older MTF that shows up to her workplace, as this immediate makes her coworker suspect that she herself is a pronoun person. The idea that simply defending troonacy could become a clockable marker is actually hilarious to me, because it reminds me of how troons 'n' poons were insistent that normal people but pronouns in their bios/email signatures as to not become an immediate tell on them. I mean, I really don't know why you would unless you had skin in the game...
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Almost outed at work when defending a trans woman. Not sure how to proceed​

(UK) Im 4 years on T and pass very very well. To the point people don’t believe me when I tell them I’m trans. I started this job in July and the only people who are aware is management and that’s just due to the fact that I previously knew them from other venues.
Today, an older trans lady came in. I didn’t notice she was trans at first as she passed really well especially for someone who I believe was in their 60s. She came in with an older gentleman. The other supervisor came up to me and said something or other ladyboy. So I just ignored it and continued on as normal. He’s then brought it up again and said “Imagine shagging (having sex with) a ladyboy.”
I then said something along the lines of “That’s up to them, it’s none of my concern.” He then responded saying it was disgusting or that it disgusts him I can’t quite remember. I’ve then said “I respect your opinion however, I don’t care what people do, it has no effect on me so why does it matter.” To which he responded “it has an effect on me because I have to look at them.”
The convo ended there and I didn’t say much else. He’s then approached my manager who I’m friends with and said “What surgery did ….. have?” As I’ve mentioned in passing having a surgery that delayed my driving lessons. My manager said “I don’t know I just know he had a surgery before coming to work with me.” This guy has then said “did ….. change gender?” My manager said “Idk if he has its news to me.”
My manager made me aware pretty quickly. I’ve never felt uncomfortable due to being trans and I’m very fortunate for that. However, today felt horrendous. I’ve never felt more scared to be outed.
My manager told the general manager who’s also going to ask for an outside opinion of the operational manager who also knows about me. The ops manager deals with HR issues and is also gay himself so knows how to handle it a little more than the others do.
I dont know what to do. I’m a strong believer of having your own opinions, I don’t care what someone thinks as long as they’re respectful. However, asking people if I’m trans isn’t respectful and speaking about that lady wasn’t either.
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I'm always amused when TiFs realize just how little social currency being a TiF carries, especially comparerd to their hulking Lilithian overlords - they get so damn close to realizing they've never escaped the snare of misogyny, and yet they never seem to finally put two and two together once and for all. As always, their fellow doodz always race to repeat the mantra that hypervisibility isn't a privilege and that every half second, another MTF gets put into Tyrannical Trump's Tranny Tenderizer unless you donate to the The Trans Lifeline, so maybe that's why they never get a clue.
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I'm jealous of trans women​

I apologize because this will be heavy and I think there's also internalized transphobia and this is def an incel rant.
I'm jealous of trans women because they're so readily embraced and almost always perceived to be more socially attractive afterwards. They transition into tall goddesses with strong facial structure, like models. And people are so vocal about supporting them and affirming them when they wear makeup and dresses. Meanwhile the stereotype for trans men is transitioning into these short soft boys, losing your hair and basically becoming invisible. It's a huge plummet in terms of social desirability.
The other thing is, mtf bottom surgery is so much more passing and functional than ftm. It's not uncommon for trans women to go fully stealth and be able to have penetrative sex without being clocked. Meanwhile with ftm even with the best phallo results, it's still clockable.
Also I'm tired of getting called a short king. Just call me a king, why do the compliments have to come with a qualifier about my height?? I'm not even short dammit, just anyone under 6ft seems to get lumped together.
I think all of this stems from internalized transphobia about myself and feeling undesirable. Most people who are interested in me lose interest once they see that I'm not femme or look like a tomboy/masculine woman. Nah, I'm just a man with a 😺
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A W for some is still an L to anyone normal: after developing several masses in his testicles, a man finds a way to remain an eternal optimist regardless.
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ER visits suck​

4 days ago I went to the ER for testicular pain, I had a UTI and a mass. On the 29th I have to get orchiectomy. Today I went back into the ER due to swelling, discoloration, and increased pain. My 1 mass is now 3 and I’m so so scared. What if there are more somewhere else?? It’s so fucking cruel that I’m having issues in a part I don’t even want.
On the plus side, yay I get to get rid of my testicles :3
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UK question. :christine:

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Hi. I'm thinking of moving to the UK and I want to know the situation there. Are trans women able to use the women's bathroom or changing rooms at work? What changed after that horrible ruling?
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In the comments section, scrolling down a little.
On the day to day it's pretty safe. There's a lot of passive tolerance, basically they'll leave you alone if you leave them alone.

The problem is with the vocal minority of transphobes - kids, boomers, one Scottish children's author and her acolytes, but their numbers are so few and scattered they have to bus in enough to reach a dozen when they hold a protest.

The biggest issue is with the government. If you can steer clear of medical needs specifically for trans healthcare you'll be ok.

The "women's spaces" thing is kind of in flux. The new guidelines aren't law yet and I think they're unlikely to be in their current form, but a lot of companies are jumping the gun and making unworkable, unenforceable rules to try to comply. There's been some pretty major pushback with hundreds of companies writing to the government to complain about the cost and implementation problems. We also have a legal charity about to take the equality and human rights commission to court next month.

The pushback is happening and it's making a difference. In my little corner of the country I've only experienced the effects of the new guidelines in one store, and that was just pointing me at the family changing room rather than letting me in the women's.
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Observations:
  • "Passive tolerance"? I'd say that's about the best they will get anywhere outside an internet hugbox.
  • Cannot restrain himself from snarky Harry Potter reference.
  • But the important part (near the end): "The pushback is happening and it's making a difference"
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In reality, nothing. I’ve not heard of a single arrest because of a trans person using the bathroom of their choosing. The Supreme Court in the UK doesn’t function how it does in the US. It wasn’t a change of law it was just a redefining of a word. Trans people are still covered by the equality act and that act gives you the right to use a public toilet.
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