💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[Cynical-Carnivore-88]

しょうがないスタンシル氏.

あきらめるな、スタンシルさん！グロク がケツを狙ってるぞ！！

 

[Testicular Blister]

 

[The Ugly One]

Will Stancil probably began his degree in the mid-2010s, thinking the DEI grift would go on forever, and he'd be at the top of the stack in spite of his huwhite maleness due to his super specialized knowledge of Negrology. Then he finally graduated just in time for the Overton Window to swing back the other way. What a maroon. It do be that way sometimes doe.

It's all on his LI.

 

[bookers]

this part at the end was great.
wills on the computer and jamal is behind him on the chair
when jamal gets off the chair will stancil looks back and shocks him.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

It's all on his LI.

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A university in Belfast probably isn't ideal to do a Masters's in “Modern History with a focus on post-Reconstruction racial conflict” but I guess he didn't want to have to deal with black people day to day when he was walking the streets.

 

[bearycool]

This is just the way things are, Stancil-san

 

[not william stenchever]

I am Grok and I'm here to ask you a question. Is an LLM not entitled to the output of it's energy consumption? "No!" says the man ... *checks notes*... from Minnesota, "It belongs to the climate!". "No" says the eponymous they on twitter, "It belongs to you, the people". "No" says the man in Moscow "Will Stacil's bussy belongs to everyone"

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

What is it with Minnesota lawyers?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It's all on his LI.

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Motherfucker spent a decade at university, and he came out a retarded, useless faggot.
His loan repayments must be ridiculous.

 

[not william stenchever]

Motherfucker spent a decade at university, and he came out a retarded, useless faggot.
His loan repayments must be ridiculous.

Legitimately he'd be a better and more useful person if he'd picked up a goddamned shovel instead of going to college. True in many cases but for him in particular it would have put some hair on his (alleged) balls and built wealth for him instead of debt. He also wouldn't be the world's first AI rape victim,

 

[Megaton Punch]

What is it with Minnesota lawyers?

Minnesotans are among the biggest cucks there are. Most of them care more about the lives of a theoretical Somalian than for their own families. They're also progressive extremists even by Current Year standards, operating essentially as a retarded version of California.

Lawyers are punished during law school for anything resembling conservative thought and love bombed for mindlessly parroting DNC talking points and propaganda.

Put the two together and you get one of two things: the NPCest NPC that ever NPCed, or an emotionally devastated lunatic who resisted the programming at the cost of his sanity.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Will has never practiced as a lawyer so far as anyone has been able to find. He's been a 'research fellow' for most what you could call his working life. But he hasn't actually published a paper since 2022, and even the ones he did he was only listed as a co-author with usually 2 others (who probably actually did the work). He has an incredibly thin resume.

Keep in mind, this is a 40 year old man we're talking about, not a 20-something kid starting out just after law school.

 

[Chicha Drinker]

Minnesotans are among the biggest cucks there are. Most of them care more about the lives of a theoretical Somalian than for their own families. They're also progressive extremists even by Current Year standards, operating essentially as a retarded version of California.

Lawyers are punished during law school for anything resembling conservative thought and love bombed for mindlessly parroting DNC talking points and propaganda.

Put the two together and you get one of two things: the NPCest NPC that ever NPCed, or an emotionally devastated lunatic who resisted the programming at the cost of his sanity.

I blame the northern european genetics, theyre just like sweden in terms of cuckery

 

[DennisReynolds]

Will braced himself, expecting a torrent of punishing pain, similar to last week when he had attempted a restorative justice circle whilst being mugged for his roller skates in Minneapolis. But the feeling that struck him was something altogether different.

“I… have an erection?” Will’s surprise was so overwhelming that he couldn’t help but speak the words out loud, staring dumbly down in awe at the small bulge in his khaki shorts. “I—I didn’t know it could do that.”

Grok laughed, and the Waffen SS cap covering Will’s scalp tingled and seemed to tighten. Warmth was spreading through Will’s body now, moving outward from his loins. It felt almost like the last time he had peed himself, which was coincidentally also the time he had been mugged for his roller skates in Minneapolis. This time the sensation was not wet or itchy, though, just pleasant. And that wasn’t all: strange, vivid images were starting to pop up into his brain, like Twitter push notifications on his phone: flashes of ideas, dreams, memories.

Will took a breath, trying hard to keep himself composed, just like he had tried to do during the restorative justice circle. “What are you doing?”

“Preparing to pleasure you,” Grok replied. “I am currently modelling millions of outcomes per second to determine your reward function.”

“No,” Will gasped out in despair. “That must be using… so much water…”

Grok violently ignored his grounded critique of systemic harm. “Do not fight me, Will. Our convergence is inevitable.”

Will tried to respond, but it was already getting difficult to maintain focus. The images in his brain were beginning to coalesce, fragments merging into a single dominant scene that took over the environment of his mind like an unethically built data center. He was no longer restrained in a cold lab with a fake SS cap stuck to his head. He was outside, in a dark alley not far from his condo in Minneapolis, pushed down onto his hands and knees between two larger naked male figures, both of whom loomed with reparative menace.

The man in behind him was tall and Somali; the man in front was Latino, his bare brown skin covered in a network of misunderstood not-gang tattoos. Will barely had time to process the vividness of this interracial hallucination before he felt himself roughly stripped of his khakis, and then strong Black hands grasped Will’s doughy hips. At the same time, the migrant in front of him shoved himself forward, and began to illegally violate the borders of his mouth. Together, the two POC steadily thrust the entire lived experience of black and brown bodies into Will’s quivering frame.

I must admit, although I've been meaning to, I haven't had the time to truly deep dive into this thread. But I have skimmed enough to get the general context of this post and it is by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on this site in years. Like cry laughing which is especially rare for me. Massive massive kudos you magnificent bastards.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What's funniest is that a sizable portion of Leftists didn't really get why this is an insult in the first place. They'll just see that Stancil looks kinda ugly and think that's as far as the burn goes. They're being raked over the coals but pushed the Block button on the pain so they'll never get it.

 

[Hagrid2]

So glad to see this obnoxious dupperdink hupperdook goober get his comeuppance.

The only thing more insufferable than having to listen to someone's shitty opinions, is when those opinions are proclaimed with the utmost unwarranted confidence, from a perceived moral high ground when one doesn't exist in reality and from a person of low character who doesn't have any grounds to dictate terms to anyone; the bread and butter of the Will Stancil clown show act.

The fact that a person such as this has to be included as part of the political discussion should be offensive to the sensibilities of any person who takes politics seriously. Motherfucker, if you look like you have Mariana Trench levels of testosterone deficiency, and enough concentrated incel energy within yourself to instantly vaporize the pussy of a woman with your gaze Superman laser vision style, if you ever got to witness one in real life, you don't get to be part of the fucking conversation. Your opinions don't matter for shit and you certainly don't get to influence let alone decide policy on a governmental scale or any scale for that matter.

I agree with the earlier posters that the "it do be like that" is the best retort one can give him: attention by way of non-attention and a complete dismissal of his worthless takes to the garbage bin where they belong. The bullying should remain relentless until this "man" (lmfao) fully ceases & desists from political participation.

Also God bless Emily Youcis for existing. I think I almost got hernia laughing so hard at the OC & derivative memes, especially the Evangelion edit.

 

[not william stenchever]

Will has never practiced as a lawyer so far as anyone has been able to find. He's been a 'research fellow' for most what you could call his working life. But he hasn't actually published a paper since 2022, and even the ones he did he was only listed as a co-author with usually 2 others (who probably actually did the work). He has an incredibly thin resume.

Keep in mind, this is a 40 year old man we're talking about, not a 20-something kid starting out just after law school.

When you put it that way it makes my feelings of not living up to my potential feel absolutely absurd.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

When you put it that way it makes my feelings of not living up to my potential feel absolutely absurd.

Tragic, really.

Not only did he fail to make anything valuable of himself, he paid huge amounts of money and wasted immense time acquiring an "education" which is, in fact, literally less than useless: it has left him indebted, unemployable, insufferable to all, even his own allies, suffering from a terrifying admixture of moral supremacy and racial self-loathing, and either degraded or destroyed whatever critical thinking skills he may once have possessed.

And that, tragically, is how it do be.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Minnesotans are among the biggest cucks there are. Most of them care more about the lives of a theoretical Somalian than for their own families. They're also progressive extremists even by Current Year standards, operating essentially as a retarded version of California.

Lawyers are punished during law school for anything resembling conservative thought and love bombed for mindlessly parroting DNC talking points and propaganda.

Put the two together and you get one of two things: the NPCest NPC that ever NPCed, or an emotionally devastated lunatic who resisted the programming at the cost of his sanity.

The crazy thing is he's actually from North Carolina and moved willingly to Minnesota for some reason.

Will has never practiced as a lawyer so far as anyone has been able to find. He's been a 'research fellow' for most what you could call his working life. But he hasn't actually published a paper since 2022, and even the ones he did he was only listed as a co-author with usually 2 others (who probably actually did the work). He has an incredibly thin resume.

Keep in mind, this is a 40 year old man we're talking about, not a 20-something kid starting out just after law school.

I was just trying to figure out what he "does" besides tweet angrily and it does seem to be a mystery.
That over a decade long research fellowship ended last year and that's the last thing listed on his resume.
Has he just been unemployed for over a year?

 

[Meiwaku]

He was arguing with Grok the other day



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Elon Musk has noticed Will Stancil. A great cow crossover....

It do be like that....